03x08 - The Great Rift

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Why do we always have to go on the road

so early, Al?Can't we stop at a

rest area?Then again, this whole

place is a rest area. Relax,

Iago. When the Sultan heard that the

ancient city of Mesmeria was uncovered by

a sandstorm last night, he asked

me to see if I could find any valuable

artifacts. Like treasure?

Mesmeria wasn't only known for its

riches. According to legend, the city was

ruled by a king and a sorceress queen.

Thousands of years ago, a great expl*si*n

of dark magic threw the palace to the

winds, scattering its remains all over

the seven deserts. And no one

lived happily ever after.

That's just a kid's fairy tale. Then

what do you call that?

The pictures in this brochure don't do

this place justice. It's an antique

lover's paradise.

Hey, what's that hook doing out

in the middle of Nowhere Land?I hope

he's not hungry for parrot.

Follow me, you boo. I smell

riches.

We hit the mother load! How do

you open this thing?There's

no lock on this, but these symbols look

like some kind of puzzle.

HuhIt's working.

Yes, yes, we're rich!

Hawk?Or no Hawk?I'm

not-- Let not Flying Rat get away

with my riches!

Come on out, Hawk!

We gotta fight. Finished business.

Ah, forget it, Iago. We lost the

hawk and the emerald. We already have the

other jewels. Besides, it could take

weeks to find the gem in this place.

I knew that hawk was trouble,

too.

My queen, are you all right?

Isn't it obvious, Sabar?I'm free. I'm

finally free. I would have released you

sooner, dear Deluca. But since the

Great Rift, you've been buried for

centuries. I've never stopped looking for

you. As your king, my love for

you is eternal. Please, you're a hawk

now, remember?Everything was fine until

you found the magic emerald of Khufu.

Haven't you learned your lesson yet?Try

to touch my emerald again, and I'll

banish you forever. But can't you see how

destructive its magic is?What concerns

me is that not even my great sorcery

could have prevented this destruction.

But at least my royal jewels are safe.

No, they aren't. Someone took them. What?

Who would dare steal my jewels?

They must be mine again.

This is a wonderful work of art, Father.

Agrabah looks glorious. For me, it

has always been a special place, Jasmine.

Everything that's important to me is

here. You, the people,

and the palace. Agrabah is

my greatest treasure. Speaking of

treasure, I've brought back something

worth more than gold, Sultan.

Introducing the Royal

Jewels of Mesmeria, a piece of

history not seen for thousands of

centuries. This is an incredible

find, Aladdin. It will greatly add to

Agrabah's collection of ancient

artifacts. I think we'd better put these

in a safe place, locked up tight.

What a waste. Those gems will

probably never see the light of day

again. There they are, in

Agrabah. We must go there at once.

No, we should leave those jewels just

where they are, locked up.

Sabah, you will do as I command.

Ooh, Agrabah. Hurry, I

can't wait one moment longer.

I like it! It has depth,

resonance, and it makes for a real snazzy

conversation piece at parties.

What was that?Ow! It's the hook!

Only bigger! And he's got a girlfriend

now. What is the meaning of this?

Who are you?I am Queen

Deluca, ruler of Mesmeria, and I've come

for my jewels. Move out of my way.

Fools.

Nope, this is a no-passing zone.

Okay, Hawkman, you've made me mad,

and that's bad.

There, that ought to hold him.

Uh-oh, the pig bird's flown the coop.

Yes, we're back together again, my

little gems. look, let's talk.

Bird to bird, you wanted that emerald,

and I let you have it, right?So, uh,

you don't eat me, and we call it even.

My royal jewels are safe. This

must be my lucky day.

At last, after all these

centuries...

Rise forth, dear brothers, with

all of your might.

I'm so glad you're all right. Man, it's

about time. I was getting cramped in

there. Feels good

to be alive again. Hey, is

there any food around here?I'm starving.

Amazing. Those jewels weren't jewels

after all. So what happened?Last thing I

remember was... The Great Rift.

Luckily, I saved us all with my magic

fortune chest. Sorry things got out of

hand and we started fighting, sis, but I

just don't like anyone calling me shorty.

And I guess I don't know my own strength,

you know?And maybe I was

acting a little bit like a

pig. Well, that's all in the past now,

dear brothers. We can all begin anew.

Don't you just love family reunions?I

could cry.

Excuse me, Queen Deluca, but this has

been one big misunderstanding. I didn't

realize those jewels were actually your

brothers. If Aladdin would have known, he

would have never taken them. Genie

Scout's honor. In the first place, Al

didn't steal your emerald. That hawk

did! King

Zabar, you're still around?All

you ever did was get in my way. You

stick your beak in my business again

and I'll tear you apart,

feather by feather. Oh, don't worry

about Sabar. He's harmless,

as usual.

Hey, guys, now that you're one big, happy

family again, why don't y'all go home and

celebrate?Good idea, kid. We like to

party.

The door's right out that way. So take

care. Have a good trip.

Aren't you going to tell them, DeLuca?

Dear brothers, I'm sorry to tell you

this, but Mesmeria is gone.

Gone?Alas, the Great

Rift destroyed everything. Then

we don't have any place to go. Oh,

yes, we do. Abraba will suit us

just fine, and the palace will make the

perfect home. This is an

absolute outreach. This is my home.

I order you and your family to

go now. I don't think so,

old man.

Father!

You won't get away with this, you monster!

You know, boys, before we move in,

I think we'd better do a little palace

cleaning, starting with them.

Rusty. You mortals don't

stand a chance.

Get rid of them dear brothers.

You're all gonna fry.

Ooh, you're such a

husband.

I'm gonna pound you into the

ground! And I'm gonna turn you

into monkey parrot, too! Hey,

when was the last time you boys had a

bath?I bet it was centuries ago!

They're making fools out of us. No!

It's time you joined your father, little

princess.

You don't look so defiant anymore.

Let's get out of here before she turns us

all into gems! Hey, they're getting

away! Forget about them. Agrabah is

ours now. Yeah. Home

sweet home. This is all

my fault. I've lost Jasmine,

Sultan, and now Agrabah

itself. I gotta admit, Hal.

It looks pretty bad. Well, that's not

gonna stop me. I have to get everything

back to the way it was.

It's been a long time since the Great

Rift, but it's good to be back on the

throne. Very good. Stop

hogging the fool. I want more. Well,

I need more than you guys.

Lovely. I know pigs with

better manners. Somehow, we're gonna

have to get the ambulance away from those

ghouls.

Taking someone else's home isn't

right, my queen. Oh, you're such a

weakling, Zabar. Agrabah is just the

first step. Soon, all of the

seven deserts will fall under my power.

No!I should rule by your side. You

need someone with brains. No, Deluca

needs someone strong. Hey,

what about me?I'm not just chopped

camel meat, you know.

I should have more power, not you.

This is getting worse, guys. Now they're

fighting each other. They're wearing

luck! They're gonna destroy

themselves! Hey, what is that?

It's some kind of giant invisible foot.

It's coming this way!

Fools, we've been through this again and

again. This is what started the Great

Rift, remember?But I want more power!

Me too!How many times

do I have to prove to you, I am the

most powerful?

Now I see why they call this the Great

Rib. It's a doozy! So

who is that?Where'd that

monster come from?

How dare you defy me! Especially since I

possess the source of your power!

You know, that big ugly thing arrived

just swim queenie. And our

no-neck brothers started

fighting with each other! That's it.

That's the Great Rift. It's a monster.

Somehow, the more this family fights, the

more powerful the Great Rift gets.

According to my calculations, the monster

is feeding on anger. The Great

Rift is back, and it's all your fault!

Queen DeLuca, stop this! You and your

family are gonna end up destroying

everything, even yourself!

Don't you see?You're creating another

great rift! Nonsense! Listen to the

boy. Only you can stop it. You

useless meddler! Go back to that

Mario!

Come on, Al! Let's get out of here before

our ancient history! No, I

can't abandon the palace. Hey, maybe

I can make a difference.

Today on Desert Talk, we'll be discussing

anger. What is too much?Too

much?For me, it's never too

much. By the power of Miss

Maria, stop this mirth. Send this little

pest to the ends of the earth.

I hate when this happens. You know

what you do to

Face it, Al! Agrabah is

doomed!

Maybe we can stop this beast. Come

back to planet Earth, Al!The Great

Ring is out of control! Let's

dimension the Queen and her family!

You're right, Liago. Agrabah's gonna end

up just like Mesmeria, torrents in bits

and pieces. We've gotta find King Zubar.

Zubar knows the Queen better than anyone.

He must know something that can help us

out. What's there to know?The Queen's a

living nightmare!

Hold on, Sabar.

Thank you, Aladdin. But I'm surprised

that you saved me after what I did to

you. We need your help. We can't stop the

royal family from fighting. And because

of them, Agrabah's being destroyed by the

Great Rift. Your wife's a real

monster, too. Ha! The Queen

was once a wonderful woman, but the magic

Emerald of Khufu poisoned her heart,

filling her with evil. That's putting it

mildly. Things got much worse after she

used the Emerald to give her brothers

their own amulets. Not only does the

Emerald create great magic,It creates

great anger inside those who share its

power. Unfortunately, my

queen refuses to believe that she's

responsible for the Great Rift. We've got

to destroy the Queen's amulet. Then the

family will no longer be under its evil

spell. And the Great Rift will go away?

Once

I'm through with you fools, I'll take

care of the Great Rift. My queen!

You've got to end this fight at once the

bar. What are you doing here

this time?I'll banish you from the

earth

Queen de Luca do you always pick on

poor defenseless birds?

You little pest

No one mocks me! No!

Stop him!

Smash it, Iago! Now! I can't!

It's a jewel! Don't make me do

this! And give it to me!

If you smash the Emerald, then

we'll smash your little friend.

No!

Don't. You...

You win. Just a sec, Al. It's

cleanup time! Huh

Hey, hey, hey

You can't destroy my Emerald!Sure I can.

It's easy.

What?Elm!

Try this!

No! No

Jasmine, Sultan, are you all right?

We are now. What?What

happened?

Zabar! My queen, the

nightmare is over. Yes,

the emerald was a horrible curse. Can

you ever forgive me?I did.

A long time ago, my love.

King Zubar, Queen Deluca,

welcome to Agrabah.