I Heart Willie (2024)

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- [Announcer]

Michoacan es mejor.

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(van running)

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(victim crying)

- Oh yeah.

Oh yo.

We set it off live like

a four five c*ck back

and that's a fact.

And we ain't afraid

to let it blam,

especially if it's over

my Lufthansa fam.

(victim screaming)

Why would we ever

let a hater win?

We trying to eat like

Platinum Plate Catering.

separate the boys from the men.

jewels is how we let them in.

We doing it all day in all

ways. (Victim screaming)

Give us more praise.

(victim screaming)

Let me grab this spray.

(phone ringing)

Man.

Hello?

Yeah, man. Yeah,

I'm at the location.

What you mean?

I've been here, I've

been here for a while.

Wrong location?

Man, let me check.

Stop yelling at me, man.

Stop it. Okay?

It says I'm supposed,

see that's the problem.

It's in Spanish, man.

Ah

I got the wrong date.

All right, man.

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Hello?

Is anybody here?

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music continues)

(ominous music)

Oh sh*t.

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music continues)

What the f*ck?

(person hooting)

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(exterminator yelling)

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I'm telling you guys,

based on the sheer

number of disappearances,

this place definitely

gonna go viral.

The backstory alone

will have a huge draw.

Just imagine, the real

life Steamboat Willy

as a serial k*ller

whose ghost still haunts his

family's abandoned property.

God, we're in a gold mine.

[Daniel] Yeah,

thanks for the tip.

Yeah, it's our pleasure.

Wait, so who is this

Steamboat Willie?

I thought it was like

Mouse Boy or something.

(victim crying)

No, Mouse Boy is just

what the locals call him.

Steamboat Willie is

the first character

ever played by Mickey

Mouse, in 1928.

Also the first appearance

of Minerva Mouse.

Minnie.

(victim crying)

You guys are lucky.

We were gonna head

over to Bermuda.

We were gonna do an episode

on the local witch doctor,

which I think it's a total hoax,

but we had a nice place

right in the beach.

With c*ck.

Fresh seafood.

80 degree weather.

Babes in bikinis.

(guys laughing)

Okay, we get it, we get it.

(eerie music)

(victim crying)

So then why did you come?

Rule number one, always

follow the best story.

And the haunting

of Steamboat Willie

is by far the best story.

Yeah.

After you sent that tabloid

article, I did some research.

Since 1943, 27

people got missing

in the exact same place

where that famous mouse boy

who inspired Steamboat Willie

allegedly died in a fire.

Yeah, they called him Mouse Boy.

Apparently that

little freak was born

half human, half mouse.

(victim gasping)

Total freak show.

Hey, listen. Okay, he didn't

choose to look like that.

He was just a kid.

(victim crying) (eerie music)

Well, sorry. He was an

abnormal looking person.

Do you think the

spirit of this mouse boy

is still around

there or something?

He had a name.

Well, I don't know his name.

It was a Willie.

(dark music)

Technically it was William.

William Cross, son of

Lugo and Domingo Cross.

Cross means curly hair.

-What?

-Nothing.

Guys, that tabloid

is the first evidence

of paranormal activity happening

at the abandoned property.

And even if the kid

did survive the fire,

I mean, I doubt he would

still be living there.

Can you imagine?

He would be like, I

don't know, 97 years old.

Guys, if it really is Willie,

or the spirit of

Willie or whatever,

then his age wouldn't matter.

What do you mean?

Pure evil never dies.

-Girl.

-That's a good one, Nora.

Yeah, very creepy though.

But we're definitely

gonna use that.

I don't know, maybe we

shouldn't be doing this.

Oh, I understand, you're scared.

Don't worry.

We were scared when

we first started out.

This sh*t is creepy.

But the more you do it, the

more that you realize something.

Everything, almost

everything is in your head.

Guys look, we thoroughly

researched this place.

Nothing's gonna happen to you.

We're gonna be safe.

(upbeat pop music)

(eerie music)

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All right.

(dog barking)

So, is it gonna be weird

if I hook up with Daniel?

What?

No, I told you I'm over it.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

And what is he like?

Does he have a big c*ck?

Honestly

I don't even remember.

He was that boring.

Well

I'm gonna f*ck that d*ck.

(eerie music)

Guys, I'm really creeped out.

I don't know if I

want to do this.

My God Nora, it's gonna be fine.

You're just being

a baby right now.

Don't worry.

We've done this a million times.

The worst that would happen is

we have to run from the cops.

I just have a bad

feeling, I don't know.

Nora, come on.

Do you actually think

I would take you

anywhere to get hurt?

Nora?

No, okay.

Just relax. You're safe with us.

I know I'm safe.

Look, if after a few

hours nothing happens

and you still feel weird

about it, we'll leave.

Deal?

Okay, deal.

Good. Let's conjure some ghosts.

(eerie music)

(door banging)

So, what exactly

are we looking for?

(eerie music)

Basically

we need a good place

with several strategies.

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(Nora gasping)

(Nico laughing)

[Daniel] Hey, there's

espresso machine back here.

(tense music)

Oh yeah. It's gonna

be a fun night.

(Nico and Daniel laughing)

f*ck off.

Shh.

If there's any

security around here,

we don't want to

give ourselves away,

so please, just try to be quiet.

Yeah, and put your

phones on silent.

That's how I f*cked

up last time.

Phones started ringing.

Ring tone, barking dog.

Did you get caught?

Nah,

it was my mom.

She just wanted to know

if I still wanted some

stuff from the attic.

[Jess] Oh yeah? Like what,

your record collection?

No, it was like comic

books and Pokemon cards.

Just bullshit.

Pokemon cards? I didn't

know you were into Pokemon.

Look, it was like 10 years ago.

Everybody was into

Pokemon cards, right?

Well, not everybody.

I wasn't into Pokemon.

Bullshit, you used to come

over all the time and play it.

It wasn't Pokemon. We

used to play with Jenga.

Well, I loved Pokemon.

I don't even care

who knows that.

Oh my God, you're

all nerds. Jesus.

(crackling)

(mouse squeaking)

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[Nico] No no no no!

(stick banging)

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God, you f*ck.

Jesus Christ.

If there's any security around

he definitely knows

we're here now.

[Daniel] Holy. What the f*ck?

I am so sorry.

That's so gross.

Yeah, I'm aware,

it's on my face.

Here.

Oh God, I can smell.

So gross.

Amazing shot though.

f*ck you guys.

(Nico laughing)

That's so gross.

What was that?

I thought I heard something.

Like?

There.

Did you hear that?

Like feet dragging.

Yeah. Okay.

You guys stay here.

We're gonna go check it out.

No f*cking way.

That's why we're here.

Okay Jess, please, stay here.

I promise, I won't let

you miss any cool stuff.

Let's go.

sh*t.

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[Speaker] Oh yeah.

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Oh God.

Who did it?

(Nico screaming)

(all yelling)

There is this f*cked up

looking guy back there.

He's face all messed up.

Exactly, like half

of his face is missing.

Half of his face?

Maybe, way scarier than a ghost.

-Yeah, we gotta go.

-No, wait.

You saw a guy with

a f*cked up face

and you're afraid of him?

No, he's probably homeless.

He's been rejected by society

and now he's gonna get

kicked out of this place too.

Okay. So yeah, half

a face, maybe, right?

Do you think anyone's gonna

hire a guy with half a face?

No, okay?

He was probably scared of you.

Did you think of that?

I mean, why else

would he be hiding?

Because who wants to k*ll us

and play with our

blood, probably.

I'm being serious.

Okay, did he say anything?

Well, he was just

like (growling).

Something like that,

but in a scarier voice.

Oh yay?

Yes. That.

So he wanted you to run away?

And that's what we

need to do. Let's go.

No, wait.

Okay, you flew all

the way down here

and you're gonna let a scared

homeless man run you off?

Yes.

No. Okay, no.

The Daniel I know would come

up with a plan to salvage this

and make it the best

episode he's ever shot.

Damn girl. You make

them look like pussies.

Hey, where the

f*ck are you going?

(mysterious music)

Hello?

Are you still here?

No one's gonna hurt you.

(mysterious music)

(heavy breathing)

(eerie music)

Okay, so this is what.

Where's Nora?

Off looking for the freak.

What?

She's always had a

soft spot for rescues.

(mysterious music)

Hey.

sh*t. Did you find him?

No. Probably got spooked and

he's just hiding somewhere.

Well, good. Hopefully we

don't run into him anymore.

So, what's the plan?

(rain falling)

(thunder rumbling)

So I grabbed Nico just as

soon as these cops saw us

jump up the fence

with their g*ns drawn.

Yeah, we didn't realize

they was school security.

Apparently someone reported us,

because we were all in black

with masks and backpacks.

Apparently these f*ck thought

we were gonna sh**t at them.

Holy sh*t. What did you do?

We showed 'em the

footage and I was like,

"Hey, calm down,

we're just YouTubers.

We're here to film an episode

in the abandoned

hospital next door."

We were like,

"Hey guys, look at the

videos, look at the videos."

But they just keep

yelling at us.

They're like, oh, we

f*cking got you guys,

you're f*cking dead.

No way.

It gets crazier.

Now, the real cops show up.

Did they arrest you?

No, no, no, no.

I showed 'em footage and we're

like, calm down, calm down.

They're like, well

get the outta here.

You shouldn't be here.

I was like, right on, let's go.

That's crazy.

I think I would just piss

my pants or something.

Actually.

(all laughing)

So

what happened between you two?

Why did you break up?

Well.

I mean it wasn't

really like a big thing.

Yeah, plus Nora

stayed in Mexico City

and Nico and I, we moved to LA.

Yeah, I mean at that point

it's not like we could have

had like a real relationship.

Yeah, we're better

off as friends.

[Nora] Exactly.

I see.

Well

Jess?

Have you ever seen a

ghost or something?

Because you look like a girl

who likes to play

with a Ouija board.

Yeah.

I had a friend

when I was like 11,

who lived in this old house,

and there was an

apartment in the attic

where some old lady died.

One night we were

having a sleepover

and we decided to

conjure her spirit.

So we made Ouija board and

took some candles upstairs

and we made some questions.

So my last question was,

if your spirit is still

here, can you give us a sign?

Nothing happened,

until, until we

blew out the candles

and packed up the board.

Right then I suddenly

feel so nauseous,

like I just couldn't breathe.

I don't know what was going on.

And I ran those

stairs like so quickly

and half the way down

I started vomiting like

crazy, I just couldn't stop.

I don't know what was going on.

I love that sh*t.

That's why we do this.

There's this whole other

reality outside our own

where these energies live.

So if we can just bridge the

gap, we can make connection.

I had an encounter.

(ominous music)

And? What happened?

It started when I was eight.

It started?

You mean still happens?

Do you see dead people?

Yeah, I think I've

seen that movie.

It's not a joke,

okay? And he's not dead.

He? Who the f*ck is he?

Willie.

(dark music)

Oh, f*ck off.

Okay. Nora, that's

not f*cking funny.

I saw him.

Okay?

I was eight.

My family drove up

here on vacation

and we passed this place on

our way to a gas station.

I don't know why, but

I felt

like this magnetic pull.

I screamed and cried until

I made my dad

promise to stop here.

And as soon as he

parked the car,

I just opened the door and ran.

I didn't know where

I was going but

but it felt like something

was calling me.

And then I stopped

and listened

and I heard it.

[Jess] What did you hear?

It was music.

Wagner's Ritt der Walkren.

I followed the music

to an outbuilding and

something told me to go inside.

And that's when I saw it.

A large round black ear

sticking out from

behind a chair.

(Wagner's "Ritt der Walkren")

Slowly, he turned towards me.

He was wearing some kind

of homemade mask, but

I could see his eyes.

(Wagner's "Ritt der Walkren")

They were dark and deep

and had like a

silvery sheen to them.

Almost, almost like the moon

reflecting off the

ocean at night.

We just stared at each

other for a moment

and then he turned back around.

Ever since then

I can feel him.

It's almost, it's almost

like he imprinted on me.

Nora, you sound f*cking

crazy. You know that, right?

Are you just f*cking

with us right now?

I guess we'll never know.

Of course we know.

That's bullshit.

Can you imagine you grow

up and end up marrying Willie

and live in this

like dope a*s resort

where you just

m*rder (indistinct).

Oh my God.

Oh yeah, maybe like

Nora and Willie

sitting in a tree,

K-I-L-L-I-N-G.

(all laughing)

I mean, listen, I don't know.

I think it's kind of romantic.

If I were to fall

in love with someone

and then find out

that they were a k*ller

I think I would stay with them.

What? Are you

f*cking kidding me?

I would be out of there.

He would probably end up

k*lling you eventually.

Well, I mean, if

I truly loved him,

I think I would

be okay with that.

Oh my.

You sound f*cking

crazy right now.

You do know that.

I don't think so.

I mean, I think I would risk

everything for true love.

Okay, girl, that's a

f*cking red flag right there.

That's crazy.

Whatever.

I'll be happily in

love with my monster

while you're all just pretending

in your miserable,

safe relationships.

Now I gotta find

a place to squat.

All righty, crazy pants.

Just don't follow the music.

(dark music)

(dark music continues)

Hello?

(eerie music)

Hey, it's okay, we're

not gonna hurt you.

(eerie music)

(bird cawing)

As the knocks grew louder,

the young mother reached

out for the door handle,

and just when she was about

to grasp with her bloody hand.

-(door opening)

-[Nora] Hey.

Holy sh*t, Nora.

[Daniel] Nora.

I found something.

(dark music)

(dark music continues)

Holy sh*t.

That's a lot of blood.

So much.

I thought exterminators' vans

had a bunch of traps and sh*t.

Where did everything go?

I don't know.

Maybe they stole it,

cleared out all the gear

and just dumped it here.

Right, because rat traps

are in such high demand

on the black market these days.

I don't know, maybe.

Come check this out.

(dark music)

Do you think Willie got him?

Highly unlikely.

If he's still alive,

he would be like 90-something,

and this guy, and his size.

I doubt he got to him.

I told you pure evil

exists outside of time.

Come on Nora.

Guys, listen, there's

blood all over the van.

Obviously something

bad happened to this.

Okay, okay. Let's

not ever react.

Of course this is

f*cking piece of sh*t,

but there's always

a logical explanation.

Yeah. Look, this is

an extermination van.

So that blood probably

belonged to some animal

that got loose back there.

Yeah, that's way

better than thinking

some type of phantom

is committing m*rder.

Okay, so then where is this guy

and why is his wallet there?

This is a work order.

He's supposed to

be here tomorrow.

So why was he here?

I think we should look for him.

What? No, no, no, no, no.

What the f*ck, Nora?

No, we're not gonna

go look for him.

Guys, okay listen,

imagine this guy

was held c*ptive in his own

van and then driven here,

and then his body was

dumped in the woods

left to bleed to death.

And what the f*ck are

we gonna do about it?

We don't know this guy.

He's probably dead and

decomposing right now.

What if it was you?

Wouldn't you want

someone to look for you?

Like, at least to give your

family closure or something.

Why don't we just

call the cops, please.

No, Jess, we can't do that.

We would be arrested.

Trespassing?

We've been there.

No, no. Come on.

f*ck it, let's

search the property.

Yes.

We can make a video out of it.

Yeah?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

f*ck it, okay. Let's do it.

Finding a dead body on camera

will definitely go viral.

Okay, great.

In that case,

I think we should split

up to cover more ground.

I'll go with Daniel.

All right. Guess you're with me.

Okay, whatever. Let's go.

Right.

Jess is a pro now.

Nora, wait for me.

(eerie music)

Probably birds.

Probably.

So, is this what

you expect it to be?

-What do you mean?

-Exploring haunted houses?

Honestly, I kind of

thought it would be scarier.

Not that like bloody vans and

squatters and sh*t isn't scary.

I just thought there would be

like more ghost whispers

and like goosebumps

or something.

Oh, well if you want

some goosebumps,

I can give it a shot.

-Really?

-Yeah.

And how would you do that?

I don't know.

Maybe something like this.

Oh, so that's what you

two little f*ck do,

bring pretty girls

to haunted forests

and try to take

advantage of them?

No, no, not this.

Not that you're taking

advantage of me.

I'm a big girl.

(dark music)

And I don't scare that easily

but you'll have to earn it.

And how do you suggest that.

Sweet little Nico.

You don't want to know what

it would take to earn it.

Nora?

Nora, where are you?

Little Nico?

(Nico gasping) Oh sh*t,

Keep up.

(wind blowing)

You think we should be

looking for dead bodies?

I think you should be exploring

this very much alive body.

How this mother sh*t

is. Can I turn you?

The f*ck. No, what do you mean?

You're not gonna turn out

as freaky as Nora, are you?

The f*ck are you talking about?

Nora's as missionary

as they come.

Just forget it. I

shouldn't say anything.

No, no. Please tell me.

I mean, I've known

her half my life,

and she has never mentioned any

sexual fantasy or something.

Just, it's not my

place, okay? Come on.

Can you please stop

this whole gentleman act?

I mean, we're f*cking adults.

What about Nora was freaky?

Look, Nora, she's just

into some really weird sh*t.

Oh yeah? Like what?

What could possibly

be that weird?

I mean, you chase ghosts

for a living, don't you?

She likes it when I

wear a mickey mask, okay?

A mickey mask.

Really, is that it?

She also likes it when I

tie her up, when I beat her,

when I pour hot wax on her,

when I sew her

f*cking belly button,

just into some

really weird sh*t.

Holy sh*t.

That's why I didn't

want to tell you.

Wow.

That is both disturbing

and very impressive.

Actually, I just didn't

know she had it in her.

I think it just goes to show

that you never

really know anybody.

I just got freaked out.

(distant hooting)

Did you hear that?

Yes.

What was that?

Who the f*ck cares?

No.

Go see.

It's probably you go pee a d*ck

Go make sure.

What?

Go make sure it's not

the f*cking homeless guy.

Damn it, Jess.

(bumping)

f*cking Nico.

Okay look, I'm gonna go

check it out. Don't move.

I'll be back, all right?

Nico

where are you?

You're being a huge c*ck block.

(dark music)

(snapping)

(tense music)

Where'd you go, f*ck?

Just wait until I find you.

(tense music)

Where are you?

Got you, b*tch.

(tense music)

(Daniel screaming)

I can't hurt you or anything.

What are you doing?

Get help, man. What?

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Get get my friends, please.

What are you doing?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Please, please, please get help.

Get help, please.

Where are you?

No, what are you doing?

Wait, wait, please.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Who are you?

I can't move. I can't move.

No, no, no, no.

(Daniel screaming)

(door closing)

(Jess whimpering)

(Daniel grunting)

(Jess gasping)

(Daniel grunting)

(Jess gasping)

(high-tension music)

(tense music continues)

(Daniel grunting)

Daniel?

(Jess screaming)

(Jess panting)

(Daniel yelling)

(eerie music)

(Jess screaming)

(dark music)

(dark music continues)

(music fading)

(ominous music)

Oh boy.

(Jess screaming)

The f*ck was that?

Sounded like Jess.

Should we check on them?

Yeah.

And then can we please

get the f*ck out of here?

-Yeah (indistinct)

-I'm gonna call Daniel.

(voice speaking in

foreign language)

(speaking in foreign language)

(Nora speaking in

foreign language)

What's he you saying?

Wait, he wants us to leave.

(Nora speaking in

foreign language)

What are you saying?

Just let me talk to him.

(both speaking in

foreign language)

What the f*ck was that?

I don't know, I think the guy's

like schizophrenic or some sh*t.

Why he showing you his arm?

No, he was showing

me his burn scars.

But he said something.

Stop it Nico, okay.

We gotta go find Jess.

The f*ck is going on?

(eerie music)

You know what, I'm

gonna go check over there.

You stay here.

No no, wait.

Just stay here, okay?

In case they come back.

I'll be right back.

I'll yell if I find anything.

(eerie music)

(eerie music continues)

(eerie music continues)

(evil music)

[Nico] Nora?

Nora?

What?

Did you find anything?

No,

nothing.

We should keep looking.

This place is f*cking creepy.

Call Daniel.

sh*t, Daniel.

(evil music)

(high-tension music)

(Wagner's "Ritt der Walkren")

(Jess gasping)

(Wagner's "Ritt der Walkren")

(dark music)

(Daniel whimpering)

[Daniel] What are you gonna do?

(Daniel yelping)

(Daniel screaming)

(Wagner's "Ritt der Walkren")

(Jess crying)

Why?

Why are you doing this?

(Wagner's "Ritt der Walkren")

(Jess screaming)

(Wagner's "Ritt der Walkren")

(Jess screaming)

Help me!

Help me!

No!

Oh my.

Get off me.

(Jess screaming)

(blood spurting)

(eerie music)

(soft piano music)

(piano music escalating)

(dramatic music)

Nora?

Nora, we gotta go.

Right now.

Okay?

This is where you do

your preparation, okay?

Nora, we only came

to video, okay?

We don't f*cking

want to get hurt.

I'm not leaving without Jess.

But damn it Nora, we

can't help Jess, okay?

Or Daniel, we gotta

f*cking leave now.

Okay?

I'm not leaving without Jess.

f*ck it, I'm calling the cops.

(dark music)

Hi

we are at this abandoned

resort in Los Azufres.

I don't know the address.

Just please send someone.

There's a monster

slashing my friends

and you just need to come.

What the f*ck is

going wrong with you?

You're f*cking insane.

f*cking b*tch.

(eerie music)

Stupid b*tch. Where

the f*ck is Daniel?

Where the f*ck is Jess?

Where the f*ck is everyone? Ugh.

Why the f*ck is this

happening to me? Ugh.

sh*t. (Screaming)

(Nico crying)

(dark music)

(soft piano music)

(Nico screaming)

(soft piano music)

(Nico screaming)

(Nico screaming)

f*ck me. (Crying)

(Nico screaming)

(tense piano music)

(Nico grunting)

sh*t.

(Nico yelling)

sh*t, sh*t.

(dark music)

(Nico whimpering)

(evil organ music)

sh*t. (Yelling)

(evil organ music)

f*ck.

(Nico grunting)

(organ music continues)

(dark music)

f*ck.

(horn honking)

Where the are the f*cking keys?

f*ck it, Daniel.

f*ck, f*ck.

f*ck.

What the f*ck?

(dire music)

(Nico screaming)

(scraping)

(dark music)

(scraping)

(scraping)

(indistinct)

(Nico crying)

(indistinct)

No.

(Nico crying)

No, no.

(Nico screaming)

f*ck.

(light orchestral music)

(Nico crying)

(bright orchestral music)

No.

(orchestral music continues)

No no no.

(Nico screaming)

(Mouse sawing)

(Jess crying)

Help us!

(Nico yelling)

(Jess screaming)

(Nico screaming)

(Nico screaming)

(Nico whimpering)

(bright orchestral music)

Jess!

f*ck f*ck f*ck.

Come on, Nora, please.

Come on, please help us

get out of here, please.

Sorry to tell you, Nico

but you're not gonna make it

out of this episode alive.

What?

Help please, stop it.

(Jess crying)

(eerie music)

(eerie music continues)

(Nora speaking in

foreign language)

I waited a long time

for this moment.

Did you miss me?

I learned German for you.

I can feel you.

You know

ever since I first looked

into your beautiful eyes

I've been able to feel you.

You've been with me since

I was a little girl.

But I'm not a

little girl anymore.

Gentle now.

(Nora speaking in

foreign language)

I would never hurt you.

The world has done

enough of that.

I'm here to love you.

(eerie music)

(eerie music continues)

(Nora speaking in

foreign language)

We have work to finish.

(evil music)

(Nico panting)

(light orchestral music)

(Nico grunting)

Nico, please help me, hurry up.

Hurry up, please.

(choral music)

Where is Daniel?

I'm pretty sure I heard

his voice. (Grunting)

Pretty close.

Let's, let's go get help.

No, no, no, no.

You're gonna stay here, okay?

No, I'm not gonna stay here.

Let's go.

Please calm down.

Just listen to me.

I'm coming back, okay?

Calm down, okay?

We are gonna be

back for you, okay?

I'm coming back, I promise.

(Jess screaming)

f*ck.

(Jess grunting)

(ominous music)

Daniel, sh*t.

f*ck.

What the f*ck, bro.

Don't worry. I gonna

get some help, okay.

Jess is in trouble.

Oh please.

(Nico screaming)

Jess, Jess.

Please.

We're so sorry, Daniel.

[Nico] Please help me.

You were never really my type.

(Nico screaming)

(Jess grunting)

(Jess whimpering)

Oh God.

No.

What the f*ck?

What the f*ck?

Look at you.

You're pathetic.

For the first time in your life,

you're confronted with something

truly and purely horrifying,

and all you can do

is b*tch and moan.

He cut off my leg.

He cut off my leg.

Do you know how

f*cking lucky you are?

I don't wanna die.

Oh my God, Nico,

everyone dies, okay?

It's inevitable.

Stop being such a baby.

Your life is a lie.

You wear your black clothes

and your black lipstick

and you fantasize about

monstrous villains.

But I

I have devoted myself

to one true darkness.

[Jess] Please, you

are my best friend.

All good things

must come to an end.

(hammer smashing)

(tense music)

[Nico] Help me.

(all screaming)

Wake up, Jessie.

Hi.

Nora.

Nora, please just

let me go, please.

I swear I won't say anything.

I'll say I got in an accident.

Please just let me go.

Think about my mother.

Your mother's a c**t.

Listen Jess, okay I'll

be quick, I promise.

After all

this isn't my first time.

(Jess screaming)

Please don't. (Crying)

Nico,

did you just piss yourself?

(eerie music)

Oh, Nico.

Sweet Nico, I thought you

lived for this kind of stuff.

No?

Always searching

for something else,

something beyond our

knowledge of existence.

And now,

that you're in its presence

all you can do

is cry and piss yourself.

[Nico] God, please,

Nora, no, no, no.

I told you

pure evil never dies.

Please, no, no. Please

don't do nothing to baby.

No, no, please.

(Nora speaking in

foreign language)

No, please, no, no. God, no.

Just let me go, please, please.

I don't want to die.

Please.

Please!

(Nora speaking in

foreign language)

Hello, Willie.

(Nico crying)

How do I shut him up

without making a mess?

(Nico crying)

(ambient music)

(evil music)

(light orchestral music)

(Nora speaking in

foreign language)

(light orchestral music)

(siren beeping)

(door closing)

(officer speaking

in foreign language)

(Nora screaming)

(both speaking in

foreign language)

(Nora gasping)

(light orchestral music)

(evil music)

(evil music continues)

(triumphant orchestral music)

(triumphant orchestral

music continues)

(triumphant orchestral

music continues)

(triumphant orchestral

music continues)

(uptempo orchestral music)

(uptempo orchestral

music continues)

(uptempo orchestral

music continues)

(good time band music)

(good time band music continues)

(good time band music continues)

(good time band music continues)

(good time band music continues)

(good time band music continues)

(good time band music continues)

(no audio)

(car running)

No, no, no. Don't stop, huh?

Don't stop.

What are you doing?

Don't, don't stop here.

Please, I need help.

It's my husband,

I think he's having a

heart attack or something

and I can't drive.

There's no phone signal here.

He's right over there.

Please just drive up. Please.

-I'm coming, I'm coming.

-Thank you.

Right there.

Yeah, please hurry.

(evil music)

(high-tension music)

Mama.

Mama!

Mama!

Honey, wait.

-Mama!

-Honey, please.

(passenger screaming)