A.
dangerous threat in one of our very own
labs.
Quiet!
We believe that this monstrosity is the
product of ill*gal genetic experimentation.
What deranged lunatic would create
something like this.
I prefer deranged genius, but thank you
for the introduction.
Dr. Jamba Jukiba, you were tasked with
safely studying biological threats,
not creating them.
A threat?
Experiment 626 is our Federation's most
sophisticated weapon.
Indestructible.
And smarter than 100 supercomputers!
I don't want to play anymore!
It's an atrocity!
I can't even look at it!
Silence!
He did not ask to be created.
Perhaps if he is so intelligent,
he has the capacity to reason.
Experiment 626, show us that there is
something inside you that is good.
So naughty!
Throwing up, throwing up.
I did not teach him that.
You have made our decision easy.
He is clearly the flawed product of a
deranged mind.
Dr. Jukiba, your lab will be destroyed.
Okay, just leave me 626.
And 626 exiled.
Oh, come on!
Bailiff!
Wait!
No, no, no, no, you can't do that!
No!
Don't get any ideas.
These g*ns are locked on your genetic
signature.
They are not going to sh**t anyone but
you.
Knock it off!
The Federation strictly forbids being
gross.
Don't make me say it again.
Where is he?
He is loose on deck C.
Now heading for the hall.
What?
He is trying to find the police.
Cruisers.
He took the red one.
Fire at will!
He is in hyperspace.
Where will he exit?
In 12 hours, we project he will collide
with a planet called Earth.
That's a planet full of water.
Water increases his molecular density.
He'll become heavy and drown.
So I think we can all say farewell to 626.
You're kidding.
Oh, what a pickle we've got here.
If only there was a brilliant genius
around to help you catch that monster.
You!
You are the reason we are in this mess.
And I can get you out of it.
If you release me and give me back my lab.
Nonsense.
We'll simply vaporize the planet.
Captain.
Armed and ready, Councilwoman.
Hold it!
Hold everything!
Excuse me.
Sorry.
Excuse me.
Pardon me.
You can't destroy the planet!
Aw, man.
Uh, who is this?
Agent Bleakley, Earth expert, at your
service.
Howdy.
Earth expert?
I'm an expert in that planet's flora,
fauna, and fashion.
Yeah, this outfit screams expert.
Oh, yeah.
I'm researching an Earth species that's
half cow and half boy.
It's quite fascinating.
Yes, marvelous.
What's your point?
Oh, Earth is a protected wildlife reserve.
We've been using it to rebuild the
mosquito population.
Crikey me.
Very well, Dr. Joukiba.
You will travel to Earth
where you will capture
the escaped lab
experiment known as 626.
Agent Bleakley, you will be going with
him.
You are deputized to ensure he follows
Federation rules.
What?
I don't need a babysitter.
This is all very dangerous, and it's quite
likely you'll die.
Do you accept?
With every heart in my body, of course I
accept!
I'm going to Earth!
Hey, everyone!
If I may, Grand Councilwoman.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Can I hug you?
Uh, no.
No.
Oh, sorry.
Permission to hug the Grand Councilwoman?
That's not going to happen.
Of course.
My apologies.
I do not need supervision!
Oh!
Permission to hug my new partner!
Brilliant.
Permission granted.
Right?
So what I'm just trying to say is that...
It would definitely be better if I went
with what I saw.
Do not let the Earthlings discover your
mission, or I will be forced to intervene.
Oh, this is a dream vacay.
I have so much packing to do!
Well, well, well, 626.
What hideous, pathetic planet is caught in
your crosshairs?
That's a great idea.
I know, right?
So... You supposed to be here?
I'm in town for the commander.
check.
Sorry!
Sorry!
Sorry!
Hey, you're going to be late.
What is she?
She's always late.
Has anyone seen Lilo?
Lilo, thank goodness.
I thought you were going to be on time
today.
I had to get a sandwich for Pudge.
Is Pudge a friend in need?
He's a fish.
I forgot to tell you that.
So you're late because you fed a sandwich
to a fish.
Yeah, Pudge controls the weather.
She's so weird.
Lilo, honey, come on.
Get dressed, honey.
Oh guys, look!
I got a friendship bracelet too!
That's not a friendship bracelet.
Ew!
Garbage girl puts garbage on her arm.
Girls, come on.
Come on.
You know, silly, it's not a friendship
bracelet if you don't have any friends.
Girls, girls, girls.
Wait.
Kuli Kuli.
Stand in line.
Get ready.
Okay, not today.
She's not coming.
Somebody needs to look after her.
She's always causing trouble.
She's just not a good friend.
Lilo, where is her sister?
That's a real question here.
It's a delicate home situation.
She's not a bad kid.
She's just not a good friend.
Lilo, can you please open the door?
Read the note.
I'm sorry, I missed your performance,
okay?
Papa's truck died and... Wow,
that must be so stressful for you.
How about you just leave me alone to die?
Well, not now.
The social worker is here and you can
pout.
Later, Lilo.
That's not how pouting works.
Lilo, open the door.
I can't hear you.
Open the door or I'm bringing it down.
Okay, what is wrong with you?
Mrs. Kuli.
Hi, nice to see you.
Can I help you carry anything in?
I'm okay.
Can I help you carry anything in?
Oh, yeah.
Would you mind if we just use the back?
It's just right in the back.
These old houses, right?
It's just gonna have the...
There you go.
Actually, would you mind waiting here for
just a second?
Yes, of course.
So, what can I get you to drink?
Do you have tea?
Of course I have.
There's a lot of unpaid bills here,
Nani.
How often would you say you'd leave your
little sister home alone?
What?
Yeah, I...
No, why would I do that?
I would never leave my sister alone.
Smoke, Nani!
The alarm!
The smoke alarm!
Oh, don't worry.
There's no batteries in there.
Lilo!
It took them out because it kept going
off.
That's not true.
Say aloha to Mrs. Keikoa.
Aloha, Lilo.
How are you?
Is that blood?
A window!
Ha, she's kidding.
She's actually been very well behaved
recently, haven't you?
Right?
Yeah.
I've been more than good, Mrs. Keikoa.
I've been doing very, very great at hula.
Made a ton of new friends there and they
all think I'm the coolest.
I've been eating a lot of organic stuff.
Sometimes I eat too much and I've been
eating five or ten times a day.
Sometimes I eat so much I can't breathe.
That's enough imagination for you,
you little weirdy.
Oh, tea's ready.
Okay, pretty sweet.
Okay, Nani, we both know this didn't go
well today.
I can see you're trying, but you're too
smart for me to beat around the bush here.
I know it hasn't been that long
since your parents passed away,
but my job is to make sure that
Lilo is in a stable environment.
And I can't say that in good conscience
right now.
Listen, I know this is a lot.
You're practically a kid yourself.
Look, you seem like a goal-oriented
person.
We have a new director coming into town
next week.
And I would really, really love to tell
him that you girls have turned the corner.
So why don't we come up with some goals to
achieve by then?
Yeah, yeah.
Right here.
Three things.
First, I want this house cleaned, including
laundry and a fully stocked fridge.
Hermit.
Second, pay all those bills I saw in the
kitchen.
Yes.
And third, file for health insurance for
you and Lilo.
Got it.
Now if you do those three things by Friday,
I might be able to give you some more time.
Thank you.
Was Capri sun, yeah?
Yeah.
I thank you.
Don't forget the insurance!
Yeah, yeah, you got it!
You're gonna need that health insurance
for when I k*ll you!
Got the smoke alarm batteries!
Also, you can't breathe!
Come here!
Let go of me!
Ow.
Okay.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Why didn't you wait at Hula?
Because you weren't there!
Do you want them to split us up?
Because that's what's gonna happen if we
don't get it together!
Hey!
Just let me... Stop
pretending you're my mom!
Oh, at least I don't tell the social
worker I like dumping out a window!
What?
Better than listening to you!
Go to your room!
I know he is my brother!
Ed!
Albert!
There she is!
Miss Aloha!
Yeah.
Not today.
She's knocked.
Meaning never go well.
I never like that government lady anyway.
Why is she always so smiley?
Give me the creeps!
Yeah, well, our future's in her hands.
Uh-uh.
None of that.
Your future is in your hands.
And you're gonna have a very bright future
because of that akamai brain of yours.
What?
Your acceptance letter to your dream
school magically taken out of your trash
and appearing in your bag at your place of
work?
Ooh, that's a sign, girl!
You stop with this!
That school is the best school in the
whole world for that bionic magnet!
Bi... Marine biology.
Marine biology!
And they already let you in once, and
they wanted to give you for a full ride!
Yeah, I know.
But Tutu, there's no way.
Lilo needs me here.
You ever ask Lilo what she wants?
She's six, so no.
Sorry, Tutu.
Had to catch a few extra ones.
There's twelve of them.
Hey, Lani!
What you doing here?
I live here.
Her neighbors.
Yeah, there it is.
That's it.
The waves was crazy today.
You know, I was like, Lani
should be here because you're
always like shredding waves,
and I miss shredding you.
I mean, I miss seeing you shred waves.
Yeah, but I've always loved watching you.
Not to say that I like... Well said,
David!
But like, when are you gonna go surfing?
Maybe when Lilo turns eighteen.
Enjoy the surf.
Bebe!
Now make up with your sister, yeah?
You need anything you just ask,
okay?
We're not just neighbors, you know.
We're Ohana.
Yeah, I mean, if you... No, no!
No, David!
You said enough!
Warning!
Check engine!
Warning!
Check engine!
Warning!
Guidance not functional!
Warning!
Guidance not functional!
Warning!
Guidance not functional!
Warning!
Guidance not functional!
Crash imminent.
Prepare for impact.
Hey, I think Amanda nailed those Kahlua
sliders you like.
You don't have to eat it.
Am I bad?
What?
That's what everyone says.
Nobody says that.
Maybe some teachers.
School security guards.
Look, you're not bad.
You just do bad things sometimes.
Just like me earlier, when I yelled at
you.
You just have to learn from our mistakes.
I shoved Myrtle Edmonds today.
I know.
You want to tell me what happened?
People treat me different.
Baby, they just...
They just don't mind what to say.
But you... You didn't
mean what you said.
Did you?
No!
Of course not!
You're my sister.
And I'll always be here for you.
Okay?
You got that?
No more Tickletown!
Yes, Tickletown!
Yes, Tickletown!
Tickletown!
Will you still be able to visit when you
join the Marines?
It's not the Marines.
It's Marine Biology.
Anyway, it's not going to happen anymore.
I'm staying right here.
Remember when we put up those
constellations?
The three sisters.
That one's you, that's me, and that one
means time for bed.
I like you better as a sister than a mom.
Ouch.
A sh**ting star!
Oh my gosh!
I have to make a wish!
You!
Out!
What?
Why?
You can't be here!
I want my drill!
Gravity is increasing!
Stop sister!
I wish a wish upon a star even though it's
very bright.
Hope and pray, hope and might sent me my
wish tonight.
All I wish is a friend.
A real friend.
Someone who won't tease me.
Someone who won't run away.
Like a best friend.
Send me an angel.
The nicest one you have.
Please.
Huh.
What does this thing do?
Give me that back!
You're not authorized to take that!
Why?
Is it a jet queue from the ship?
That would be nice.
It's connected to his tracking collar!
That's never gonna work.
You might as well give him a mood ring.
That collar tells us exactly where he is
at all times.
And that's why our mission cannot fail.
Oh no!
You know I'm right so often I don't even
enjoy it anymore.
The novelty has completely worn off.
Oh this is bad.
This is bad.
Will you relax?
I know it's every move.
What the hell?
How are we gonna find him?
We just have to follow the path of
destruction.
I got him!
Talk to me!
There!
Jump up!
No!
You can't fly that close!
Pink belt please!
The humans will see us!
Come on!
You're jeopardizing the mission!
I'm in charge now!
Partners are supposed to share!
It's called vacation.
Once every solar year
the human migrates to go
see a sunlight and
drink celebratory poison.
What are we doing here?
We've gotta find 626!
We will!
After we blend in.
How are we gonna do that?
With these and this.
It's a Federation certified cloning
device.
What?
Who are we gonna clone?
This is never gonna work.
Just be cool and normal.
They look like a bunch of slim gyms with
googly eyes.
No, not those two.
Look at their disgusting popsicle bodies.
Human, what a downgrade.
Look at these two!
They look like best friends, just like us!
They're perfect.
I'm so sorry!
Sorry!
I'm so sorry!
Here!
I will hold you up!
Apologies!
What a nice arm you have!
Okay, you guys, I thank you!
I feel like I'm walking on chopsticks.
My legs feel a little wobbly.
I know, don't worry.
They're fine.
You watched the video I sent you,
right?
The walking video?
Yeah, but I didn't know it was gonna be
like this.
One foot in front of the other.
Aloha!
Aloha!
How are you?
I'm good, thank you.
I would like to check in.
Okay, so how many nights will you be
staying with us?
I don't want to stay with you.
I would like my own room, with a door.
Ooh, and a hot tube.
I would like a hot tube.
A hot tub?
Yes!
That's how you say it.
Down here.
Okay.
And where are you visiting us from?
Earth!
We both grew up in Earth.
Earth.
Okay.
That should be about it.
Marcus, could you help him with his bags,
please?
Yes!
What is it?
It's gotta be some kind of a dog,
right?
What kind of dog is six legs, bro?
Oh, nice.
That went better than I expected.
Which part?
The falling down?
It was embarrassing.
Humans.
Disgusting.
They are really simple creatures.
Every time an asteroid hits their planet,
they have to start life all over again.
It's quite adorable, actually.
You know what I really like to do while
we're here?
Sneeze.
Humans do this thing where they blast
juice out of their nose.
What are you doing?
I'm finding him.
We only have 48 hours.
Wait!
Humans have never seen a portal before.
The Grand Councilwoman was very clear not
to draw attention to ourselves!
What about that guy?
Ahhh!
Listen, I majored in earth studies and
minored in human textiles.
Trust me, we need to blend in.
Aloha, I'm Stephanie Lum.
Breaking news on a strange situation last
night.
A local tour bus ran over an unidentified
wild animal who terrorized a wedding.
The creature is recovering at the Na Mea
Ola Animal Rescue.
Mourn that at 10 and hear from the wedding
photographer.
Choo Choo, can I go in today?
I'll never chew it!
Okay, but no wonder.
I'll pick you up after I go shopping,
okay?
Hey, hey, hey!
If anyone tries anything, hit him in the
eyes with this.
Whoa!
Cool!
Ha ha!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Okay.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Sit down, sit down.
Oh, good boy.
Um... No, no.
No, no.
No,
no.
Ugh!
Hi, AJ.
Okay, you know you can't feed the dog's
candy again, right?
Milo?
But it makes them happy.
It makes them have diarrhea.
Huh?
Nighty night, 626.
Samba?
Samba!
Will you please stay still?
Ow!
I'm already going to get an earful for all
these ferns we trampled on.
Not to mention if we actually hurt any
of the humans or we're really... Quiet!
What?
He's listening out for us.
Who's listening?
How good is this hearing?
Oh, that's really good.
Yeah, they're called super ears.
Oh...
What's the matter?
Is it bath day today?
Man, the mood in here is very depressing.
AJ took all my candy.
Are you guys okay?
I know the rules.
But I know I can catch him if I use my
blaster.
It's too risky.
The Grand Councilman was very clear.
You can't hurt the humans.
Whoa... This one must
have been a good one.
Huh?
Ah!
Ah!
Ow...
Whoa... Um...
Uh... Oh,
eh?
What is that?
A dog, I think?
It looks like some kind of baby bear that
came out of the trash.
I like him.
Come here, boy.
Yeah, let's put this one back,
Lilo.
Sweetie, you know, we do have better dogs.
Like, way better.
Not better than him.
He can talk.
Say hello.
Hello.
Dogs no can talk.
Dogs can't talk, Lilo.
No, we can come back later.
Woof, woof, woof, woof!
You sure you like this one?
Yep.
Perfect.
Oh, look at that genius.
He's using the mini-human as a shield.
Got you.
Wait, you can't sh**t me!
That's your fault.
What?
An animal?
What were you thinking?
Was it her idea?
No, she just said... Did
she put you up to this?
It was my idea.
What?
Are you kidding me?
Why on earth would you...
It's been hard for that girl, no?
And for you, too.
And a pet might bring joy.
Remember, we don't hurt chickens,
okay?
Like me and Alvin.
I forgot I'm covering my shift today at
work.
Lilo, I need you two to keep yourselves
busy, okay?
I've got to clean the house before work.
Are we gonna keep him?
Ah, just today.
Yeah!
So we are taking it back first thing
tomorrow morning, kid.
I need you to listen to me, okay?
He is your kuleana, okay?
Your responsibility.
You have to be a big girl about this.
Got it?
We promise.
Special Agent Cobra Bubbles?
There's no sign of a pilot.
No tracks, no trails.
Nothing since the incident.
Who says it walked?
Sir?
Sir, you're not implying this is
extraterrestrial.
Sir, second team intercepted this from a
nearby dog shelter.
You were right.
I'm sorry, sir, what division are you
from?
When things fall out of the sky,
you're the public's first line of defense.
I'm the last, often the only.
I need to find out what kind of threat
we're dealing with.
Okay, just stay put.
I'll be back in a second.
Wow!
Wow!
Who's that?
Oh, no, not Lilo.
That's the weirdest thing.
Just like you.
Hey, get back!
Get back!
Stop it!
Lilo, like a dog.
Be careful with her!
Lilo, what is up with your dog?
How long does this thing last,
anyway?
Isn't that them?
Hurry, hurry, hurry.
He'll stop at nothing to get away from us.
He will likely head for a big city for
maximum destruction.
But he's going to find out real soon...
He's stuck here.
Don't you love being on an island with no
big city?
It's just miles and miles of water.
Come on, I'm going to take you to my
favorite spot.
You're going to love it.
Come on, come in the water with me.
It's so fun.
It's just water.
Ready?
Fetch!
Oh, so you like trouble, huh?
Come on, boy.
Lilo, we can see.
you.
Get down!
Get down!
Oh my God, control him!
I'm trying!
What?
Did you just...
No.
No.
Stop.
Wait, Lilo!
Now I have to stitch that up.
What?
What?
What?
What?
Captain Bane, he's dead!
Lilo, you can't just do that, okay?
Seriously, I thought I almost hit
something.
I am so, so sorry.
Are you guys okay?
Lilo, lock your door.
Was he dragging another man across the
street?
I'm so sorry.
See you later.
Get over yourself.
Just give me a second.
Why do I have to be at your work?
I'm sick.
Because someone got kicked out of hula.
Say, here.
It's so boring here.
And no dogs on the table.
Why not?
Because people eat off them.
Who cares?
They're already covered with bird poop.
Lilo.
Lani!
Stay.
Here.
It's time for you to babysit your little
daughter.
No, no, it's fine.
It won't happen again, I promise.
I'll go get the table.
Hey, Lilo.
How's it going?
Look, David, I got a dog.
You sure that's a dog?
Yeah.
Rough.
Hey, you know, your sister.
Have you noticed she's been a little,
like, tense recently?
Don't worry.
She's always like that.
Well, she says that she likes her butt in
front of her hair.
She told you that?
Nope.
But I read her text messages.
Oh.
Okay.
Stitch.
Oop.
Stitch.
Have to stay at the table.
Stitch.
No.
Stitch.
Put it down.
This side?
Yes.
This side?
No.
No, no, no.
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
No.
I'm going to give you to the count of
three, Stitch.
One.
Boy.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, get back to work.
Are you guys staying out of trouble?
Yeah?
Of course.
You hungry, boy?
I wish you could have worked out.
Not wearing out, Stitch.
There you go.
Stitch through Stitch, you little
scoundrel.
What a piece of work you are.
Ooh, look, fire.
Look, look, look, look, we're close.
Wait, it's moving.
Come on, come on.
Let's go, we gotta go.
Look, it's the Grand Councilwoman.
Don't answer that.
It's the Grand Councilwoman.
Not now.
Your Majesty.
Aren't you just looking delightful today?
It has been 24 hours.
Have you captured the creature?
Start.
Start traveling, please.
We've captured his attention.
Oh, his attention.
Good.
There's no instruments.
There's nothing here.
And are you enjoying the hotel?
Oh, I'm so glad you ask.
I mean... I'm obviously
being sarcastic.
Go!
Systems, go.
Engage.
Oh no, other way, other way.
Find the creature and remember,
you must use discretion.
Discretion is my middle name.
Oh, brilliant.
Is it too late to vaporize the planet?
Fingers always on the trigger,
ma'am.
No, no, I'm joking.
What an adorable little psychopath.
You know, he didn't even like that job.
I don't want to hear it.
And I cleaned the house before work,
so please don't make a mess.
Lilo, he's getting water everywhere.
I'm giving him a bath right now.
Yeah, we're not really equipped to handle
a pet right now.
Have you ever done here that it was a
black lab?
No, I didn't say it was black,
I said it was blue.
What's going on in there?
Everything's fine.
Stitch!
You need to listen to me.
Get back, or you're not done.
Get him back in the bath now.
Where did he go?
There!
Be careful!
Do not go in my clean kitchen.
He's exploring his new house.
That's it.
He's just curious.
Lilo, help me!
He's a puppy.
Not a puppy, Thilo, I'm not even sure it's
a dog.
Get down!
Stitch, stop!
Fire!
We are taking him back.
First thing tomorrow morning.
Why are you so strong?
But I wished for hands and it came true.
We said one day, that was our deal.
What'd that say?
On the fridge reader.
We are not keeping this thing.
Ohana means family.
Family means nobody gets
left behind, or... Or forgotten.
Why are you trying to go against my mama
and papa?
Because we were left behind.
Look.
I know.
All that stuff sounds so nice.
It sounds really nice to me too.
But that is not reality.
This is reality.
And I need you to start living in it.
With me.
Look, can you just get control of your
dog?
And I don't even want to think about what
social services is going to do.
Agent Foster, get me the social worker.
I'm going undercover.
You've got to stop causing problems,
Stitch.
You can play with scrubs, but be nice.
She was my best friend before you.
Hey!
Stop!
Bad dog!
Bad dog!
Don't want her head?
Stop it!
This.
is this.
Now be good!
Be good for one second.
She was smartest in her whole class.
That's the board.
That's how you surf.
Oh, this is how she trained.
She was great at it.
And she had a whole room full of witch
trophies.
We used to go to the beach all the time.
She used to be fun.
Wish you could have met her then.
I don't think you're able to drink that.
Did you have family?
Family?
Family.
Family.
That's close.
Like Mama and Papa.
The people at home who give you lots of
hugs and kisses and they're there for you.
Even when...
No.
No family.
Is that why you act bad sometimes?
It's okay.
Maybe my parents talk to your parents and
they say ous to each other.
Oh, that's hula.
It's a Hawaiian dance.
You want to try?
Now follow what I do.
Aloha ʻuʻuʻuʻua Aloha ʻuʻuʻuʻuʻua.
Aloha
ʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻaʻ.
Nani!
Nani!
You have to see this!
Okay, just like we practiced.
What are you doing?
What is this?
I'm excited.
Go.
I'm watching.
I love that song.
Did you even see?
Oh, we're gonna be late.
Come on.
Turn that off.
Go get your shoes.
That's like a super power.
I fart.
Nice to meet you.
I appreciate someone with your seniority
coming to help us.
Well, this is my top priority.
Okay, come on.
Whoa, whoa.
Let's go.
Hurry up.
We're already late.
We gotta go.
This is our social services director.
Hello.
Hi.
I thought you weren't coming in until next
week.
No, Nani.
Your case has been elevated.
So, this is Lilo.
And who is this little friend?
That's my new dog.
Nani, I heard what happened last night.
Can we talk for a second?
Yeah.
Sure.
His name is Stix.
Oh, Stix.
What was happening?
You would lose Lilo right now.
That's all I'm saying.
It shouldn't have happened in the first
place.
Sir, that was a lot lost.
Ah!
Hey!
What are you doing?
You don't look like a social worker.
I'm a special rank.
You're Neko Seikova.
You can read, huh?
Yeah, I can read.
I'm reading you like a book.
Mm-hmm.
That's how I'll get health insurance.
Don't even worry about it.
You said I had until the end of the week,
right?
Lilo, Stix, let's go find a job.
Gotcha.
But I do want to know a little bit more
about you.
Okay, what would you like to know about
me, bleakly?
Where'd you get the name Trumper?
It's a family name.
Are you really going to do this?
There's a truck.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
We have to catch him today.
Why did you choose this foolish method of
transportation?
There you go, friendly.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Hop to it.
Okay, this is it, Lilo.
Okay, this is our last shot.
If I don't find a job by today...
The timing says we'll go your way.
...then we are going to be separated.
The timing says we'll get you late.
Hey, listen, for real.
I need you and him to be on your best
behavior.
Okay?
Bye.
Okay, wish me luck.
Okay, Stix, Nonny's counting on us.
So let's get to work.
Ready?
Sit.
Ugh.
Okay, class, listen up.
This is your badness level.
It's unusually high for someone your size.
But we'll fix that.
So lesson number one.
Lend a helping hand.
Or a paw.
So this is how you clean.
First you, Stix.
Okay, we got to get closer.
Okay.
That's that.
Lesson number two.
Don't wreck stuff.
It's really fragile.
So you can't break it every time you...
Now it's your turn.
Ugh.
You can't just say, hey, let's get
scooters.
And that's the plan.
Can you tell me how you did it?
I have no idea.
I looked at the light.
Lesson three.
Make a mess.
There you go.
No, hey.
Hey.
Good job, Stix.
You know what I mean?
How did it go?
Not at this hotel.
Wait, well...
Nonny, Nonny, Nonny!
Okay.
Maybe you can do something you love.
Well, we're not going anywhere.
Let's find another way, then.
No.
Huh?
Huh?
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
What are you doing?
Why did you make them so quick?
Lilo!
Lilo!
They're destroying your hunter!
Code 51, I repeat, code 51.
Send in extraction team now.
Cobra, my hands are tied until the sample
is processed.
Someone's after it too!
The next chance I get, I'm catching him.
You're good, you're good, you're good.
Help, help, help.
David, help, help.
Lilo, can you hear me?
Call an ambulance!
Well folks, she asked if she could ride in
the MRI machine.
I told her I would check with you.
She's fine.
She got lucky.
A few more seconds, it could have been
much worse.
But overall...
It's a service animal.
Okay, then you can see the front and
they'll run your insurance.
Mahalo.
Uh-oh.
What?
No, no, absolutely not.
It's not just the bills, Nani.
It's time for you to think about what's
best for Lilo.
There's a way that the state will pay for
all of this.
But it means that you have to officially
relinquish guardianship of Lilo.
What would that look like?
Well, we take our lead from you.
You tell us how you want to proceed.
It's really about making the transition
easier for Lilo.
And at that point, we need to be some time
alone to...
Say goodbye.
No.
We don't say goodbye.
We say, ah, we home.
Until we meet again.
I really thought they could make it work.
Why would he protect her like that?
You don't think they're kind of cute
together, though?
He's not a pet, he's an experiment,
and a dangerous one at that.
I just think he's a lot cuter than you
think he is dangerous.
He has sharp teeth, he has claws.
I designed him to be dangerous.
Dangerously cute.
Do not answer that.
Please, please, please, please.
For me.
Your Majesty, is it simply good here not
ignoring your calls?
We just intercepted a call from human
authorities.
Do you realize what you have done?
Nope.
Play the recording, and take off that
ridiculous hat.
Code 51.
We found them.
Confirmed.
And not only have you
alerted the humans to our
existence, but you still
haven't captured 626.
Grand Councilwoman,
with all due respect, I'm
not sure you know
what's going on with 626.
We have found a
glitch, which is making it
a little harder to get
him off this planet.
But don't worry, I'm sure I can figure
out...
You're a glitch, you buffoon.
I have had enough, Dr. Tookey,
for you have exhausted my patience.
Consider our deal terminated.
What?
No tantrums.
Agent Pleekley is hereby deputized to
detain you under Federation orders and
escort you back to Turo immediately.
Uh, hello?
Oh, now?
Like now?
No, later.
What do you think?
You cannot do this to my work!
That is not a debate.
A Federation detail is on its way to clean
up your mess.
Did she hang up?
Jumba?
Yeah, Federation has always kind of been
that way, overreacting all the time.
But, work's work and we've
got to follow orders and... What?
Aloha and mahalo.
Oh, you're learning...
I really thought we were getting closer!
It's time to do this my way.
Oh, no.
Hey, Boofang.
Hey.
What are you doing, silly?
Oh, just playing with my dog that I made
at Tootoo's.
Aw, cute!
Pizza!
So, remember that time that I went to the
North Shore that one summer?
Yeah.
And we were on opposite sides of the
island, but we could, you know,
go and visit anytime we wanted,
right?
We just weren't together all the time.
But we could call.
You would tell me about all of your fun
little adventures with Alvin and Tootoo
and stuff like that.
And we could talk a lot, just not all the
time.
You know?
This is connecting it all.
You're going back to the surf camp?
No, no.
It's just that with
Stitch and everything
this week, things have
gone from bad to worse.
We're gonna have to make some changes.
And... You know, I
have to get some air.
Hello.
Remember when Papa took his camping out
here?
What?
Yeah, remember?
I had s'mores.
And you also did too.
Papa didn't take his camping.
They were fumigating.
We had termites.
I went camping.
We had fun.
They were really good parents.
Hey, I changed my mind.
What's that?
I like you as a mom too.
Come on, do it.
Me?
I like you as a mom too.
Come on, do it.
Me?
I like you as a mom too.
Come on, do it.
Me?
I like you as a mom too.
Aloha ʻōwe ʻI ke ʻōna ʻōna no h* ʻI kalipo
ʻO I want you.
to know, whatever happens, I love you very
much.
You ready?
Yeah.
It's gonna be okay.
I promise.
She's not here.
What do you mean she's not here?
I don't know.
Maybe she's at the neighbor's house.
Stitch!
Stitch!
Stitch!
I thought I lost you.
Stitch break the family.
It was an accident.
Like a mess up.
But Stitch...
Stitch is bad.
You're not bad.
You just do bad things sometimes.
Ohana means family.
Sometimes family isn't perfect.
But that doesn't mean they aren't good.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I didn't come here to hurt anybody.
I'm here to help.
This animal belongs to me.
He's not an animal.
He's my friend.
Do you have anything else to say?
Ha!
Hand me that.
If you don't know how
to use it, I'm gonna
count to three and
then I want you to drop it.
One, two, three!
Oh, come on!
You're a genius, Stitch!
I made him!
I'm the genius!
The first rule of Stranger Danger is find
an adult.
Nami!
Lilo!
Lilo!
This is all my fault.
Hoi!
And now I have a wedgie.
Wait, why would I know where your sister
is?
I don't know.
This is the only phone number.
It's fine.
Never mind.
She's back.
Nami!
Nami!
Stitch, stop!
Okay, 626.
Very clever trick.
Funny.
I got to stare at my own derriere.
I've always wanted to do that.
What are you doing?
Okay, listen, I just want
to say the Federation
doesn't exactly appreciate
what you're doing.
I know you're in there.
Come out, please.
I've got huge plans for you.
I mean, for us!
Go away, hairy potato!
Did you just call me a hairy potato?
That's not nice.
Window, window, window!
Come back!
Hey!
You're gonna run?
I'm not gonna run away from all this.
All these memories?
Humans are so attached to each other.
To their things, to the alien experiments
they've stolen from me.
We've got to go!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Attachment means... you care.
No!
Huh?
Lilo!
Hurry!
Go, now!
And caring causes people to make very
stupid decisions.
Who is Mei-mei and Pei-pei?
That's mom and papa's room.
Oh, that makes a lot more sense.
Stop it!
Or else... Or else what?
What are you gonna do?
There he is!
I'm sorry!
My eye!
My eye!
My eye!
Hey!
Stop it!
Okay, okay, okay.
What's the plan, 626?
Say you escaped the Federation.
You think you're gonna just stay here with
her?
Live happily ever after on Earth?
You're built to destroy 626, and you have!
Look what's happened since you got here.
Her family is falling apart.
Let's just be honest.
The only reason you picked her at that
animal shelter was for your own protection.
Is that true, Stitch?
See, I don't think that's bad.
I don't think anything you do is bad.
I think it's genius.
If you care about this little girl at all,
you'll leave her here.
Stitch?
Aw, this is for the best.
Hello!
Run!
David, Nanny, meet me back at the house.
You know, you made the right choice.
The Councilwoman was gonna exile you.
She was gonna waste all my brilliant
science.
But I'm gonna do something even better.
And turn you into 627.
What?
Lilo!
Lilo!
Lilo!
I'm gonna check the back.
What happened?
I don't know.
Where's Lilo?
I don't know.
She's not here.
Actually, she's on a ship headed away from
the ship.
Oh, my God!
Okay, okay.
That was really impressive growth time.
We can all... No, come on, not that again.
I actually...
Agent Cobra Bubbles, CIA.
Oh, what?
Wait, what?
CIA?
Wendell Bleakley from the United Galactic
Federation.
I'm a fellow government worker.
What are you doing here?
Where is my sister?
Great news!
She's alive and well.
Well, actually, I don't know if she's
well.
This only tells me the velocity of them
moving away from the ship.
Enough!
I'm taking you out and that's that.
Let's go.
You know, seeing you with that little girl
made me realize...
You're not the heartless monster I thought
you were.
But once I remove your capacity for love,
you'll be perfect.
And then, with 627 by my side, the
Council Woman won't be able to stop me.
Oh, don't look so sad, 626.
We have each other.
I'm your Ohana.
Just like your friend Lisa used to say.
Was that her name, Lisa?
Lily?
Limo?
Lima?
No.
What was her name?
Lilo!
Oh yeah, that was it, Lilo.
Horrible name.
Let's get off this planet, huh?
Initiating hyperspeed.
Ready to launch in two minutes.
You need to tell me what is going on!
Where is my sister?
Not now.
The priority is reporting this incident
and getting this thing into custody.
People need to know what kind of threat
they're under.
I'm not really right.
I'm kind of quite harmless, actually.
But you don't shouldn't be that concerned.
This is actually our first mission in the
field, so...
Wait, wait!
Aren't you supposed to protect us?
I took an oath to protect the American
people.
Hey!
What do you think we are?
Cobra, you were right.
The lab was altered in and we've never
seen anything like this.
Please.
There is something big at play here.
Have you.
found...?
She's my sister.
He's the only one who can help.
Also, I took off your bracelets.
They weren't comfortable.
Yeah, it just comes down to having a
vision.
That's all science is.
It's the ability to see what others can't.
And I'm guilty of that.
The Grand Councilwoman, for example.
She couldn't see the future if it were
standing right in front of her.
I wouldn't say that to her face.
Hey!
What are you doing?
Hey, 626, don't touch this wire!
Hey!
Do not touch another wire!
Please!
I mean, it's really frustrating to have
this relationship with you.
And I say something and you ignore it.
When we get back, there's gonna be some
real changes.
Not so fast, pizza face.
Huh?
What the...?
Lisa.
Let me guess, you don't know how to work a
spaceship.
You little...
What?
Why do you have party lights?
Well, that's none of your business.
Why don't you just admit that your little
friend is a dangerous freakish monster?
Awesome, kid.
And fluffy!
Hyperspeed.
Ready for launch.
Time to go home.
Hey, hey, hey!
What are you doing?
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Look,
I had a pretty bad Ohana growing up.
That's not an excuse.
I just don't give it a little context.
Ojoeho, hairy potato.
Okay, okay, okay.
And I can't propose that sometimes we need
second chances.
And that's just when I...
Oh, ah.
Oh, ah.
Oh, ah.
Oh, ah.
They're descending quickly.
Can you go any faster?
David, faster!
You're driving like a grand mom.
Jump!
No!
Take that!
Gotta jump!
Safe.
Together.
Yes!
Yes!
Lilo!
Nani!
Lilo!
Lilo!
Lilo!
Are you okay?
No, down there!
No!
Lilo, no!
It's down there!
No, Lilo, no!
David, let's go!
We need to go.
Let's go!
What's it doing?
Get on board!
It's going down there!
Go!
I'm sorry!
Wait!
I can't!
I can't!
Go!
I need you back.
David, we need to go.
We need to go, Lilo.
We need to get you safe.
We need to get out of here.
Lilo, no!
Come on, buddy.
We need something more powerful.
Like what?
Try it again.
Try it again.
Okay, we tried it.
Lilo, back up!
Stitch?
We did all that we could.
We were supposed to grow up together.
I'm sorry, David.
I'm sorry.
Lilo?
The dog talks.
I love you, Stitch.
Ew, let it go.
It's a family picture!
It's a good voice, Stitch.
Okay, we're gonna watch that after,
yeah?
Oh, it never ends.
Stay behind me, Lilo.
Just get back, get back.
Don't worry, they'll just scare me for
deadly parasites.
We're here to retrieve this dangerous
experiment.
Soldiers, take 626 into custody.
No!
Hey, leave him alone!
Lilo!
Let him stay!
I'm afraid I can't allow that.
This creature poses a threat to your
species.
We are sorry for what transpired here.
Rest assured, those responsible will be
brought to justice.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
How dare you treat a scientific genius
like this!
Hey, Grand Councilwoman, can you...
My precious brain!
As for experiment
six to... Stitch.
What?
My name, Stitch.
Stitch, then.
We'll be... Can
Stitch say goodbye?
Yes.
Thank you.
Come here, Stitch.
Welcome on the scene.
Who are these people?
This.
is my family.
I found it all on my own.
It's little and broken.
But still good.
Yeah.
Still good.
Grand Councilwoman, can we leave Stitch
with his new family?
Absolutely not.
The Council would require supervision.
And who would possibly want to stay on
this dilapidated mosquito farm?
Me!
Me!
Me!
Ridiculous.
I cannot risk the global panic that would
ensue if this were to become public.
What if it didn't?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's CIA.
He's very good at keeping secrets.
Our reconnaissance said you were going to
tell your superiors about this.
How could I ever trust you to keep it a
secret?
Your Highness.
You have my word.
You have all shown me that there is good
in this creature.
However, I cannot reverse the Council's
decision.
Experiment 626 has been sentenced to life
in exile.
A sentence that will be henceforth served
here on Earth.
I'm so happy!
Permission to hug the Grand Councilwoman?
Still no.
Of course, yeah.
We will be checking in, now and then.
Let's go home.
Hey, look on the bright side.
There were a lot of good memories in this
house.
Some good, some bad.
This one's kind of bad.
At least you got the wind chimes.
That's crazy.
Um, David?
Read the room.
He is right, though.
Nani.
Hey, baby.
I need to talk to you about something.
I know.
This doesn't change our agreement.
Well, actually...
Oh, no.
What's wrong?
Nothing.
Well, actually, plenty.
Your house is destroyed, your dog is an
alien, our baby about to go to another Ohana.
But that's what we've been talking about.
What if Lilo came to live with us?
Oh, no, Choo Choo, that is way too much.
That is shh.
Smiley already said yes.
It is usually a much easier transition in
these foster situations if the family,
Hanai or otherwise, are involved.
I... Choo Choo, that
would be amazing.
I mean, after we rebuild...
You'd be right next door.
Really?
No.
You're so smart, Nani.
I think you should join the Marines.
Oh, baby.
It's marine biology.
No, I, uh... It's a lot more
complicated than that.
But I want you to go.
And plus, that's what Mama and Papa would
like too.
They told me so.
Yeah, but Lilo...
It's my kuleana to take care of you.
Nobody gets left behind.
It's also your kuleana to make sure,
you know, leave yourself behind.
Look at what your parents gave you.
A good head on your shoulders,
a sense of place, pride, an akamai brain,
a creative spirit.
But most important, you get each other.
Ohana.
Use her.
Make us proud.
I love you too.
Nani, maybe college can teach you how to
cook.
Hey, okay.
Come on, smiley.
Get in here.
Cobra comes by sometimes to keep an eye on
Stitch.
He's a little scary.
Aw, I miss that cute face.
I miss you.
Yeah, you do.
Well, speaking of that, hold on one
second.
Is that your dorm bed?
How come it has bars on it?
I don't know.
Are you in jail?
That's not good.
Nani?
Nani?
Hello?
Sup, nugget?
I missed you too, Stitch.
Hey, 007, go check on Lilo before you go.
Doesn't sound like sleeping in there,
Lilo.
Get the g*n.
Nice.
It's jammed.
The trigger's not working.
You know, that's not...
I'd not be up learning another one of
those tic-tac dances again.
Gala, you're getting big.
Good night, sister.
Good night, sister.
Let's go, let's go.
Let's go, let's go.
Let's go, let's go.
Let's go, let's go.
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