01x05 - Blinky Bill the Teacher

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pow our Bushland school is horrible we

never have much fun magp is our enemy

she makes us do our thms

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class today we are going to learn a five

times table

H

one

2 3 4 5 6 7

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enough silence

you will all stay in for one hour after

school oh we were only having fun school

is not meant to be fun school is meant

to be very hard work do I make myself

clear oh clear as mud just as usual 2

hours but miss MP we wanted to go to the

new sweet chop after

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school it isn't fair

it's all Blinky Bill's

fault

coooo don't move

class and nobody is going

home I am going to have a cup of tea you

will all stay here until the cucko has

cooked five times or else

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a hasn't this last hour just

F yay

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you're a bit late today Blinky I thought

you'd be around collecting your free

Oles from the Sweet Shop Old Magpie kept

us all in oh that's not like Miss Magpie

H she's a cross old maggot it's true Mr

wombat Miss Magpie was cross she can't

take a joke anymore I mean she was much

nicer for a while after the school was

rebuilt but she's gone all nasty now I

suppose she's worried about her job

inspector Fox is coming tomorrow to look

at the new

Schoolhouse fancy wanting to go to

school if you don't have to inspector

Fox visits all the schools to make sure

progress is being made if he thinks Miss

Magpie isn't doing her job properly

he'll report her to headquarters oh what

would happen then then miss Magpie would

lose her job so you can see why she's

worried now you remember

that okay Wombo

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hey did you hear that if inspector Fox

doesn't think old Magpie is doing a job

out she goes she does her job though she

always makes us work very hard too hard

I think we ought to make a loser job

then we wouldn't have to go to school

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Blinky Blinky come on join

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us Blinky is planning something

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again Blinky oh just look at your pants

H go and take them off this

instant Blinky I've made a

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cake you must be

sick what' you say Mom you must be sick

maybe you should stay home from school

tomorrow oh no I want to go I knew it

you really must be sick

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I've got a plan what I like your plans

you got us kept in yesterday well if you

don't want to get rid of old maggot pie

I do I do if we're really bad today I

reckon we can do it how will that help

trust me and pass it

on i b says we to be bad at school today

we're always bad at school very bad

really bad to drive Miss mag by away

then there'll be no more school how will

that work trust

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me Maria can you go under cover what do

you think nobody goes undercover like a

mupi old mouse good

I want you to bring a big bunch of

flowers to school today for Miss

macpie what with something added

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listen Ley says we're going to get rid

of Miss

magp then there'll be let's go

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morning Miss

Magpie inspector Longnose Fox At Your

Service where are your

pupils ah they come at 9 they'll be here

any moment now it's well after 9 by that

clock mimo tolerates excessive

lateness ah what's

happened the the clock must be wrong

coooo Qui

come look these are for you miss mpie I

picked them myself ah thank you dear

children this gentleman is inspector

fogs oh look what is it wasps

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help oh no oh look at get him get him

red Squadron get that rotten apple blue

Squadron take out the

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enemy Nemo total lack of

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discipline Maria was that your rotten

apple my rotten apple Miss magy What

would I be doing with the rotten apple

Miss Magpie Myas don't eat rotten

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apples mimo ignorant of the habits of

marsupial

mice ah we shall have an art lesson now

if that is suitable to you carry on Miss

Magpie pretend I am not

here today children I want you to paint

to paint a friend Miss Magpie would you

like to paint a friend lovely dear paint

a friend meanwhile I will show inspector

Fox around the new play equipment step

this way

inspector right get out the paint

pot oh Blinky do you think we ought

to turn around spudger Dodger I'm going

to do your Tail

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blue what are you doing painting our

friends Miss Magpie like you said you

always said we were a dull lot well now

we're nice and bright

arithmetic mimo gives poor instructions

open to misinterpretation

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sing the arithmetic

song

is Sing

itly Sing it all again three and three

is nine standing in a wine stop it stop

it show the inspector what good children

you you really are oh dear what is that

terrible Bell that's Miss magpie's

perfume bbo

where's unsuitable

Els bio oh no more bios I mean Meers I

will not stay here to be insulted I

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reside

scho I never heard of such a thing no

more school that's what they think but

miss mpire is certainly not a suitable

teacher I must consult my list to find

somebody

better H

wombat Walter yes he sounds all right

I'll just go and visit

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him Mr wbat your school needs a new

teacher can I count on you to fill the

position oh I'm too old to deal with all

those children but try Mrs kangar

what put up with splodge and 20 like him

all day long you must be joking

inspector try Mrs koala try Mrs spotty

try anyone oh no no thank you I haven't

time come now Mrs spotty you could teach

music to the whole class Ribbit fight it

inspector no one wants the job you do it

if you're so Keen

me do

it me do it not on your

life seems to me you need to go and

think this through a little further I

have thought I just cannot find a proper

teacher for those those Dreadful

children are you quite sure you won't

take it on Mr wombat you would be so

good at it the children all respect you

respect respect me my dear inspector

they respect me because I never tell

them what to do I could never be a

teacher then what am I going to do what

do the children need in a teacher

someone they will obey and whom do the

children obey I don't know the only one

they all obey is one of themselves

Blinky Bill Blinky bill but he was one

of the very worst of them yes and unless

I am much mistaken it was young Blinky

Bill who was behind all the Mischief in

the first place so why not let him be

the teacher if he's so good at making

friends bad maybe he'll be just as good

at making them good

M me you want me to be teacher yes I

want you to be the

teacher well uh of course if it is too

difficult for you I can qu quite

understand too difficult for

me of course not I'll be the best

teacher that ever

teached you will

see what that spludge sounds like the

school bell it can't be the school bell

spludge we haven't got a teacher the

inspector must have found a new one

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oh I wonder who it is I don't know the

inspector must have found someone very

stupid good ey Blinky yeah good ey

Blinky you're right by what so you'll

have to stay in after school and so

we'll splodge and mass you who

says who says I have to stay after

school I do I am your new teacher walk

you that's great

quiet what did you say I said quiet and

I meant

it that's better now I want you all to

sit down and take out your books we'd

better do as he says all right Blinky

but what do you mean butt D but Blinky

you haven't told us which books to take

out oh I have I well I was just about to

take out your um your your arithmetic

box yeah

extraordinary exactly what I was going

to

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say hey NY how do you do silence but

Blinky I can't do number five how do you

do it well you you well how expect me to

know you should know you are the teacher

yes and what I say goes and I say you do

that some and if you can't do it you can

get nuty to help right exactly what I

was going to say now be quiet all of you

I need a

rest being a teacher is hard work

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who did that me why aren't you working I

finished well get on with your well you

get on with writing out a 100 lines yeah

but but Blinky you often make paper DTS

200 100

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lines I'm tired of doing what Blinky

says yeah he's really getting too big

for his boots wa my work too hard let's

be bad that'll teach

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him hello young linky and how did your

first day teaching go ter oh it went

really well wber and now I'm off home oh

no no no you can't go yet you have to

clean the Blackboard and water the

plants and prepare tomorrow's lessons

and sweep the floor and get out new

chalk oh oh yeah of course it isn't too

hard for you no it's easy as one two

four

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oh I hate being a teacher my friends all

hate me they won't do what I

say well now I can see how Miss Magpie

must feel I have to go out for a while I

put n*zi in charge

right what look he's coming I wasn't

expecting

him hello Miss Magpie oh I've decided to

be really kind and offer to let you have

your old job back I don't want my old

job back oh don't you I'm much happier

here by

myself well what's the matter is the job

too hard for you no not a bit just that

I thought you might want it back well

never mind goodbye oh

wait yes perhaps I might come back just

for a while but only if the inspector

says so of course you will I mean well

if you feel like that about it I'll go

and see the inspector right now

h* and she was so terribly terribly

upset so I went to the inspector and got

her old back I mean I could hardly stand

in a way what did you fight well g*ng

here I am again

sure good morning class now I am back

again I expect you all to be very very

good we will be and I'll be the goodest

of

all Extraordinary

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