01x08 - Blinky Saves Granny's Glasses

[bunniefuu]

one two 4 tree now this is a serious

bicycle race guys so I want you to give

me your Solem word about cheating of

course we'll cheat is there any other

way right then may the best cheat win on

your mark get

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sick eat my dust

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and so Romeo climbed onto the balcony

where Juliet waited for him in the

Moonlight their families were at w*r

with each other so it was very dangerous

for Romeo and Julius to meet like this

well why didn't they just chat on the

phone on your own no no Julie yet wasn't

on her own I I just told you Romeo was

there no granny what flat meant was if

it was so dangerous for them to meet why

didn't Romeo and Juliet simply talk on

the telephone maybe on on the what on

the elephant oh you children must be

losing your hearing I distinctly said

Romeo and Juliet were talking on the

balcony not on the elephant yeah really

whoever heard of someone talking on the

elephant oh unless of course they were

making a junk

call yes well I'm surprised you find

Romeo and Juliet so funny Romeo and

Juliet is a story of great romance and

drama in which two young Star Cross

lovers have to endure parental

disapproval sword fights and even death

before they were together again for all

eternity the story of Romeo and Juliet

is very old and is one of the greatest

stories of all time well wouldn't it be

great to live back then yeah especially

with all those for

fight oh nothing exciting ever happens

these

days you brute you bully you biky

tatat what could be worse than a dingo

on a

bicycle two

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dingos how out of my way carrot

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breath cyclists they always stop for an

ice

cream oh or at least they slow

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down oh what a perfect day I feel on top

of the

world it would take more than that to

ruffled M Pelicans

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feathers delinquent dingo

oh poor Mr Pelican look out they're

coming back what's it

granny g*ng

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why

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uhoh oh my only pair of glasses what am

I going to do reading is the only

pleasure I get and I can't afford a new

pair don't worry I'm sure everything

will be

okay you're going to give me a

bouquet how sweet well at least I still

have my

hearing Blinky you forgot to give Granny

her

book don't worry she can't read it

anyway I'll give it back later no time

now I've got to try and fix

these well I've had to fix a few broken

windows in my

time this should be

easy

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there I can't give her those what'll I

try next um that's it WBO wears glasses

he won't mind if I borrow them for a

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while

what where are you going with my

glasses I was just um going to to clean

them for you

sir

Blinky well actually I wanted to borrow

them for granny the dingo broke hers and

she can't read us her

stories silly boy my glasses are useless

for other people because each peer is

made differently by the optician

why not go and have a word with

him oh yeah well I was going to do that

anyway good morning pinky uh what can I

do for you can you fix

these what is it you should know you

made

them they're granny koala's glasses of

course

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I say it looks like someone's tried to

fix them with sticky tape can you

imagine sticky tape really he but uh she

really needs to get a new pair oh but of

course yeah I'll sell you a new pair for

a bargain price of 200 gumnuts 200

gumnuts isn't that a bit steep oh it's a

specialized skill how many aidas do you

know that can grind lenses

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well g*ng I've ordered the new glasses

but they'll cost 200 gum

nuts

gumnuts I'm afraid so can we all put our

money together

seven gum nuts a button and a bottle top

10

gumnuts only

five

nothing well that leaves

178 gum nuts to find how are we going to

raise that amount sell something we've

got nothing to sell we can sell cakes at

a cake store can anyone make cakes I can

fry eggs I can peel

potatoes I can boil

water not very good is it I already miss

granny koala's stories they're so

dramatic and

entertaining that's it they're so good

people might pay money to see one

performed good idea good idea well they

are plays after all we could charge

people five g*n nuts a ticket just like

a real

the golly that's a lot of money for one

little ticket five gumnuts yeah but it'

be a great show Romeo and Juliet has

been a favorite with audiences for

centuries but where will we stage the

show a theater hasn't been built

yet why not use the school you're a good

idea 40 tickets at five g*n nuts each

me that adds up to a lot of

gumnuts and where there's gumnuts

there's dingo Binky 40 tickets at five

gumnuts each make 200 gumnuts exactly

it's exactly what I wanted to

say we start rehearsals tomorrow yeah

yeah

yeah 200

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gumnuts oh good work

Shifty a good work Shifty yeah uh 200

gumnuts I could buy 100 chocolate

milkshakes for that I could get a new

bike with 18 gears I could send away for

that Arnold Schwarz and dingo

bodybuilding course oh I could buy a new

summer outfit do you realize that this

one is 3 weeks old already Danny why

don't you buy me some new clothes

because anything more than sunglasses is

overdressed

do you really think we can do it if

Blinky and his Pals can make so much

money then so can the dingo and we won't

have to do anything ill*gal or

underhand well maybe a little now here's

the plan you

take you want to put on a play in my

school don't be

ridiculous but miss Magpie absolutely

lard we only want you to lend it to us

for one Saturday evening it is for a

good cause and it's educational and you

get a free ticket free ticket ah well

that's different then you can borrow the

school but I want to see it in the front

row right in the

middle y hooray

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yay hoay

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h* Romeo and Juliet by William

Shakespeare and Blinky bill I better

make a few changes this Shakespeare guy

can't write for toffee I mean all these

vows and these will have to go for a

start and all that rubbish at the

beginning of the play everybody knows

who Romeo and Juliet are so uh let's

start with a balcony scene and as for

the ending well you can't have the hero

and the heroin die so I'll give it

something a little more cheerful as they

get married and open a fishing chip shop

by the beach H that's it a boy this

riding business is easy

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ouch

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ouch hurry up

F boy this stage business is hard what

can't Blinky help us again he's fixing

up the play putting in a few more jokes

and a dance number yeah it made it

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where shall I put them spludge either

here or either here how about either

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here oops

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Romeo and

Juliet written by world famous Blinky

Bill based on the diary of the great

koala family Saturday at the schoolhouse

tickets five

gumnuts we haven't had any live theater

in green patch for ages no not since sir

Lawrence o lizard injured himself trying

to do a one-man version of Seven Brides

for Seven Brothers

what's the Romeo and Juliet

about I think it's a comedy you know

like Laurel and Hardy and ab and

Costello no no it's a cop show like gagy

and Lacy W it sounds like a f group like

Simon and gar unle excuse me but what is

Romeo and Juliet about it's about half

an hour oh good that's my favorite sort

of sh

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yeah well we've all learned our lines so

it's now time for the big dress

rehearsal what is it called a dress

rehearsal because you get to wear a

dress you're playing Juliet's

mother oh snap my suspenders does this

mean I don't get to have a sword fight I

know I could also play Romeo's best

friend and Julia's brother having a

sword fight with myself now let's run

through the balcony scene it's the most

important moment in the play positions

everyone but soft what light through

yonder the window breaks it is the East

and Juliet is the sun oh Romeo Romeo

wherefore art thou Romeo deny thy father

and refuse thy name or if thou wil not

be but sworn my love and I'll no longer

be a Capulet Joliet cometh inside your

dinner is getting

coldest a perfect then we have the sword

fight a brief wedding and we close the

show singing la la la la la oi any

questions yeah can I at least do without

the

makeup ah that looks pretty

easy well I reckon we can do this much

better than Blinky yeah talk about

amateurs not only are we going to walk

off with all their money but we'll

probably pick up a couple of oscars as

well come onry up come on come on

children hurry

up of course it was my idea that the

children put on Romeo and Juliet

Shakespeare is my favorite Play Ride boy

are you in for a surprise ah Shakespeare

what a parot you know when I make my

speeches I often feel like the

B yes and we feel like the board wo you

young pup what have you brought me to I

I can't see a thing without my glasses

I've brought you to the theater Gran

what you've brought me to hear a band

you you Sly old dog you haven't taken me

dancing since

1947 you know what to do guys take up

your positions Mr may miss Magpie ladies

and gentlemen oh hi Mom well welcome one

and all to the gum Leaf theaters

production of Romeo and Juliet tonight's

performance is for a very special cause

and we will be collecting your donation

up the show a good idea good idea I say

very good in the meantime sit back and

relax as we present for your enjoyment

Romeo and

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[Laughter]

Juliet that William Shakespeare is a

funny writer isn't

he but soft what light through yonder

window breaks it is the East and Juliet

is the Sun

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[Laughter]

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Romeo Romeo my kingdom for an Alpha

Romeo what uh to be or not to be uh that

is the

quotation what have you done with

nuty stop blocking my

way fair's fair n*zi meatball got there

first but he's ruining the show what are

you talking about meatball speaks

Shakespeare

fluently uh is this a dagger I see

before

me uh Rose for any other name would oh

it pricked my

finger oh my

finger a I might have known what are you

doing here if you can put on Shakespeare

so can we and we will have earned the

money fair and square but but the

money's not for the performers it's for

a special charity case and who's a more

deserving charity case than we poor

dingo well you're not going to get away

with this Danny and what are you going

to do call the show off then nobody gets

any money uh Juliet I'm backer who are

you I'm Romeo no Romeo on guard

impostor oh how romantic too Romeo is

fighting over me a god

a i up linky mind it

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brilliant it really brought the house

down and that's tonight's performance

folks just five gumnuts if you enjoyed

it 10 if you didn't thank you sir oh

thank you ma'am there's one over here

here here's mine Romeo and Juliet as

you've never seen it before oh thank you

thank you it's all for a good cause yeah

thank you thank you Danny uh yes um

for a performance like that I would

proudly give 100

gumnuts just one more thing um yeah what

did you say the money was for oh um

Granny's new

glasses really oh what a splendid idea

that's very Noble of you Danny and I

suppose you want to hand it over

personally no no no don't be modest this

is a fine thing you're

doing be proud of it I mean it's not

every day you get to be such a help in

the community and Granny will be so glad

you've really made her day oh her new

glasses oh

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hooray and now that I can finally see

again

could you possibly put on Romeo and

Juliet for

me EX