01x11 - Blinky and the Magician

[bunniefuu]

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I don't know why you far in such a hurry

it's only School in a hurry if we were

walking any slower we'd be going

backwards backwards is the right

direction as far as I'm concerned we

don't want to fit through Miss magpie

school workk any more than you do I

don't know it's always a good

opportunity to catch up on some sleep

Miss Magpie told us she was going to

show movies in school today

movies that's

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right hurry up or you'll miss the movies

movies

movies movies sit down and be quiet

yes

Miss what movie are you going to show us

miss my super old Joan and the Temple of

gumnuts the Creator from the black bong

yeah something

Sleepless no show us a love

story

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cartoons y ah it's not that sort of film

class this is still School workor the

film I'm going to show you today it's

all about magic you mean magic like El

Diablos and who is El Diablo he's the

magician who's doing a show in town

tonight El Diablo this is the real magic

of

mathematics boring oh no oh dear oh we

want a scary film

yeah you want to see something scary

watch

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this did you ever want to be a movie

star M Magpie because you're in a film

now well that's it no more movies for

you plus dismissed

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but look The Magician's here see I told

you it was true oh

boy we could go and F El Diablo but his

show is not on until tonight then we'll

have a sneak

preview I wonder where the magician is

easy come and look

inside we can get in as

assistance I wonder where the magician's

magic wand is

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oh we really shouldn't be in here Blinky

yeah what if the magician Catches Us

yeah he might turn us into frogs or

Lizards or something oh nonsense we're

not doing any

harm quick catch them come back now come

on stop stop

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where is

it

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gooda what's going on here

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where are all my animals what have you

done then you will have to suffer the

consequences please don't turn us into

frogs or Lizards

please please sir we just want to be

your

assistant what you want me to use a rat

in my show I am not a rat H I'm a masio

mouse I need all those animals for my

show tonight so you will just have to

take their place but we don't know how

to do magic then you will learn hey you

the rat I Masia masio Mouse well tonight

you're going to be my

rabbit now before the show I want you to

hide in this

yeah but please don't turn her into a

frog or anything like that H be quiet

platty I'd turn you into something

silly looking but you look silly enough

don't worry flap stupid boy what are you

going to do with Maria deblo well if you

want to be my assistant I have to show

you what to do for my first trick I take

off the hat like so reachin and a

pesto hey easy on the E I'm not a r you

know that can be arranged with a wave of

my

wand and for your next trick I'd like to

see you pull spludge out of your hat

Blinky it was very funny there's the

switching boxers trick flap you get in

this box splodge the other one how do

you know their names

um because I'm a

magician now when I shut the doors you

open the secret doors in the back climb

out crawl under the curtain and run

around and switch boxes and voila I open

the boxes and you have changed places

very

clever what's this for sawing nutsy in

half oh no you don't and you're going to

help because it's just a trink you see

Blinky you're going to be nut's feet

while nut's head goes in the other hole

you see I cut between you nothing to

worry about oh so that's how it's done

yes and that's how I'd like it done

tonight do you animals think you're

capable of Performing these tricks I

think I can impersonate a pair of fig

good I want you all back 15 minutes

before the show begins in the meantime

put these posters up around town I want

everyone to be there or I'll turn you

all into frogs

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ah where can we put these posters up

Follow

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Me Oh glue it use stick it

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here I'll glue it and I'll stick

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it I'll glue it I'll stick

it no posters here linky these aren't

posters they are tablecloths oh

tablecloths sure are all the finest CA

have them well this there could be no

harm

Blinky

Blinky Blinky

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Blinky

blanky look at all the posters this

school has never been so

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informative I'm cover in glue

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oh

Danny Danny Danny I

Danny Danny shut up you fool my name is

El

Diablo it it is we're pretending

remember oh yeah good now get inside

before anyone sees

you well meat what was all that yelling

about about um uh you I forget we just

saw Blinky putting up posters all over

town me bold do you remember the plan uh

yeah yeah well the whole town is

watching uh the magician tonight oh yeah

uh you sneak in uh you sneak in no not

me you sneak in that's what I said all

right then I sneak in uh okay you sneak

in no no no no oh

no okay okay when the town is watching

the magician meatball sneaks in and

watches the magician no no while the

town is watching the magician meatball

sneaks into their homes and steals their

food uh food oh great yeah we can eat

that put it in this bag and bring it

back to me uh good and then uh we we'll

sell it to the audience after the show

I'm so

excited roll up roll up for real Diablo

the magician hurry hurry the show's

about to start everybody's here yes

including wo the mayor and Miss Magpie

are you you sure we can do this Blinky

of course as long as we stick to the

script right Maria there oh I I think

the script is back to

me I'm not at all

nervous now I

am H the out master of magic and Lord of

Illusion will amazing asound you with

magic feet beyond belief ladies and

gentlemen and children of all ages for

my first trick tonight I will pull a rat

out of my hat I'm not a rat I'm a myio

[Laughter]

mouse yes as I said I'm going to pull a

rat out of my

[Laughter]

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hat you're

disgusting ladies and gents for the next

trick quick get the

volunteers okay for my next trick I will

place this victim uh volunteer inside

this box and that willing subject inside

his box and close the doors then at the

count of three I will open the boxes and

platypus and RW will have magically

changed places one

two three and hey Presto the

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L the sence FL I I'm stuck inside the

stupid box flap hey let me

out you're blocking the

door I'm

stuck let me

out get me out of here

let me

out this is the funniest magic show I've

ever

seen forget the magic this is the

funniest shower I've ever seen

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uh

hello uh anybody there uh good and now

I'm going to do a disappearing trick of

my

own now you see it now you

don't one for the bag one for

me he

who are you uh um what what are you

doing with our food uh what I um sort of

uh I oh you are stealing it aren't you

no no no uh yeah well you're taking all

the wrong

stuff this is the food you should be

stealing yucky brussel sprouts SP and

cabes uh uh

thanks ladies and gentlemen our next

exciting number uh if any of you have

weak Hearts you'd better leave now sorry

spludge but Danny I mean l Diablo said

not to let you out till after the show

our next volunteer is the brave koala

quick get the

volunteers okay ladies and gentlemen as

you can see this beautiful young koala

is fing into a hall box alone and uned

by

trickery hey watch it you're Tes in my

ear ow that's my eye I qu stabing what

are you doing in here I will now proceed

to cut nuty in

half oh no I forgot he's going to cut

this box in half we have to get out of

here huh you're standing on my head it's

too dangerous out there

n*zi stay

there what's going

on they're making me

crazy that's

better ouch ow watch the bill

huh what the rat I am not a ratat

ah now stay

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there oh

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no oh no the rat

again no no no get back

in that's it now don't

move ow

this is

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easy Denny I mean l app I'll be proud of

me now don't move or I really will cut

someone in half uh-oh here we go again

no no let me out W come

oh no let me

out for my next chick I will proce to

cut this beautiful young koala in half

give me that it's

mine let's have some fun oh oh wow

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oh

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oh

move MO

oh look at them he didn't cut them at

all I'll s you in half without the box

when I catch you stop stop wait please

El Diablo wait I I want to thank you on

behalf of all the good citizens of new

green patch this has been one of the

most entertaining nights we've enjoyed

for a long time hoay

right quiet quiet

please oh yes your show reminds me of a

show I saw once years and years ago oh

no this story will go on for years to

the best of my memory the comic routine

went something like this there was

a let me out let me out it's against the

LA of a f magic on let me out oh no El

Diablo has raised the box to the ceiling

and if the man moves even a little it'll

Clash to the

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floor Denny meat Ball's coming and he's

carrying a huge

sack right horrific quiet quiet please

uh thank you ladies and gentlemen for

being such a good audience uh but I have

to go now and perform in another town

let's get out of here Shifty Danny uh uh

Danny uh Danny uh it

worked a I've got the food um who are

you you know who I am Danny oh go away

you silly dingo I'm meatball and I've

got all the food you told me to steal

Danny I thought there was something

about this magician meatballs right

while we've all been at this show he's

been stealing our

food you dumbbell meatball oh well you

said bring all the food back to you so

you can share it out with the uh

audience share it out

um yeah of course I said share it out

well I'm hungry after all that running

around yeah let's have a party that's a

great idea here's a and I'm hungry so

that makes it

official Big B said it was all right if

I came

along extraordinary