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01x12 - Blinky Bill the Detective

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Adventures of Blinky Bill". Aired: 1 January 1993 – 5 July 2004.*
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Set in Greenpatch, a fictional Australian bushland town, the series presents stories through the activities and misadventures of Blinky Bill, as well as his family and friends.

01x12 - Blinky Bill the Detective

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they'll keep yourself warm and if you

still got that frog in your fault

see me again oh when it probably

wouldn't hurt if you put your feet up a

bit ha ha ha put your feet up a bit when

they say V doctors don't have a sense of

humor next please oh dear

yes I can see that the problem is it is

my professional opinion that you are

very overweight mrs. Mouse I but

possible oh and abduct sick you're

supposed to be exhibited by subdue quack

what are the boys

symptoms he's off his food feel sick

every so often he gets those stubble

pains hmm

well there's not a lot I can do for a

stomachache hopefully he'll get better

in a deal oh please can't you do

something

I'm afraid not then the hospital was

bulldozed he lost a lot of medicines and

pills you might cry Sam Mulga barity

though volga berry tea yes he's an old

bush remedy for Thought tummies you

simply boil up some berries from the

Mulga berry bush and drink them is that

the boga berry bush at Shady Grove yes

it's the only one

I shouldn't have to scream until I'm

blue in the beak however and get that

one of you knows how to behave properly

Oh

blinky studying Pepsi stick or something

today class we're going to learn about

nutrition does anyone know what

nutrition is we're Titian let's see

opposite of addition ah I don't know why

I bother sometime a flap do you know ah

the study of Newt no class nutrition is

the study of the nourishment and

sustenance that our bodies need to work

properly

in other words nutrition is the study of

food yay food cakes and biscuits ice

cream and licorice hamburgers and hot

dogs

ah exactly the opposite nutrition is

about good food good nutrition means

eating the right amount of natural foods

like grains grasses foods fish insects

eucalyptus leaves and my favorite when

wolves are one lucky lucky my favorite

food is carrots miss I ate so many last

Christmas fight again to look like one

yes well good nutrition also means

eating the right amount of food eating

too much of anything is as bad as eating

the wrong sort of food right blinking Oh

24 miss 24 lot

the NOLA copper Tim the Zambezi River

equals mc-squared

rich detectives what does this have to

do with nutrition blinky um food for

thought miss then you're going on a

crash diet I'm keeping this comic or

what and if you don't like that you can

stay in after school Carly Oh bad luck

blinky that looked like a great comic

book I bet if I was a great detective

miss magpie would've done that you a

great detective what's so funny

you couldn't be a detective observant

enough yes I am alright Sherlock what

color is my scarf um whoa Hey look the

kitties are having a fashion parade

that's not fashion that's something

you'd lie your knives on this is fashion

that's nothing but a bunch of berries

berries favorite food yes

there's berries I made them into jewelry

myself I'm not just a pretty face you're

not a pretty anything I don't know

she looks pretty ridiculous wearing

those berries we'd like to stay and

harass you kids but we've got better

things to do

here's your handkerchief bag oh it must

be wonderful to be able to make jewelry

Nicaea let's go to my place and give it

a try oh that stuff besides

berries of her aging what wearing pile

of them we can go to your place and play

some of your games man but then I went

to do huh I thought you and I were going

fishing

Marcia oh I can't I'm busy and don't

anyone come around to my house our young

I won't be big day tomorrow

so mr. detective

what do you make of Mafia's behavior

it's elementary my dear n*zi

masya simply had to more Geum perhaps

cheat in other words you haven't a clue

well at that time I went to see you I

work with you it would be great to be a

detective though helping people in

distress solving crimes a crime that's

what it is a sponge our first customer

come on a crime a crime

it's missus retail what's this about a

crime ma'am

what's up you just affect me are you a

policeman uh no ma'am well marsupials my

little boy is very sick with a sawed

tubby you just effects ma'am so I was

going to make him some Olga Betty tea

yeah that's good for sore stomachs but

when I wake to the vulgar berry bush all

the berries were gold somebody had taken

every single one but I had been on the

case now for over three minutes but I

knew I was dealing with no ordinary

criminal that's the only Mulga berry

bush around nobody ever takes all the

berries well they did this tiling but I

don't worry mrs. ringtail my faithful

sidekick splodge and I are on the case

we'll find out what's happened to those

missing Mulga berries

ooh we will you bet and our first stop

will be home for dinner

hmm the scene of the crime

the berries are gone all right well I

think you'll find any berries now blinky

I'm not looking for berries splodge just

clues hmm what's a clue a clue is

something the crook might have left

behind Oh like his business card

ah something like this what is it

chalk until who uses chalk like this

miss Meg boy love a cheese just an old

bird yeah an old jailbird probably if

she took my comic she's capable of

taking anything ah

binky bear I'm not going to give you

your comic book back I know that miss in

fact I've come to ask you some questions

like what where were you on the night of

August the 9th all right now cover up

why don't you know because today is Ali

loggers bed

do you recognize this why it's fine

where did you find it near the mulberry

bush and all the berries are gone yes I

did fly over that Bush last night but

all the berries were on a thing did you

see anything unusual not I'm not a

sticky making air I'm not asleep no but

you do have good eyesight even through

an egg boy tree and as I recall I did

notice a flash affair and whose fur was

it hard to say but it does remind me of

it yes yes

suddenly the pieces all fit together

Marcy's fondness for berries for strange

behavior it all makes sense

masya was our man mouse mouse its blinky

and splodge can we come in Rossi is not

in I've come to Grandma Oh Oh we'd

better garden hold it open up Marcia we

know you're in there I left an hour ago

what are you hiding then open up all

right what's the secret I've been making

the big surprise for the girls

what sort of surprise the big pile of

Mulga berries or a big mulga berry cake

uh-huh it's honey cake prove it huh go

away you little up Oh me get a sponge I

am have to check them maldo berries

surprise for the class no Mulder berries

in that slice and what about this wife

smells a little like mold the berries

it's a honey cake let us be the judge of

that

hey blinky this detective work is a

piece of cake huh yeah

only we're not private eyes we're

private mouths you said a mouthful

whooping get up what do you know it is a

honey cake mercy is innocent if I'm

innocent

what am i doing up here we've given you

a suspended sentence oh thanks for

helping in our investigations Marcia it

takes 24 hours to prepare a honey cake

so Marcia would have been in the kitchen

last night and couldn't a stall on the

molder berries anyway so who's there

next to us big blinky

Elementary dear splodge miss magpie saw

some fur so we should be looking for a

Ferrari animal with a lot of mouths to

feed

good eye mr. rabbit hello huh you pardon

Bonjour guten tag oh yeah it might be

him are you feeling all right

Capital just back from all it is I feel

tremendous Aussie you breathe away

oh yes Miller family as we rented a

summer borough by the beach you like me

tan well you've always blamed that color

well if you'd been at the seaside you

couldn't have been near the molder berry

bush last night oh no of course not

you but what's in those ah it must be

him confess mr. rabbit

you took all

mulberries I didn't dig anything then

what's in the suitcases

it's our only day stuff Bay those dolls

show us open a suitcase no get him

splodge oh no no no now what's a real

detective in action so hiding all the

berries huh I warned you the children

brought back some souvenirs too

Oh No well that was a stupid idea of

your splurge I knew mr. rabbit was

innocent well I guess we have no way of

finding our thief now

not so fast splodge you're mighty quick

to close this case well I just okay so

Marcia and mr. rabbit didn't take them

Olga berries but there is another animal

whose fur matches miss Magpies

description an animal who could easily

be mistaken at a great height for a

mouse hmm

yo the answer has been under my nose

more time but I was too blind to see it

you played me for a SAP squadron but I'm

wise to your little game now you have

the names you had the motive and by

sticking close to me you had the perfect

alibi yeah that feel like blinky always

with you the whole time I couldn't have

done it well if you didn't do it what a

bit wumbo it's exactly what I was going

to say

oh h* I love blinky squads we've come to

ask you a few questions I guess you've

come to take me away you're confessing

oh yes I'm the one it was a silly thing

to do but now I've got to pay the price

come on take me away why did you do it

one by well somebody had to thatch this

roof but I shouldn't have used that

silly ladder I knew it was rickety what

are you talking about warm bow my foot

I've sprained my foot I fell off that

ladder and I can't move I knew you'd

come looking for me we'll come on then

take me away take you away to hospital

of course oh right so what have you two

been up to anyway we're detectives

trying to solve the case of the missing

Mulga berries it's a shame that someone

would do such a thing in our lovely new

town and it's a shame we can't solve the

mystery well are there any shifty new

characters in town like dingoes dingoes

yeah

dingoes why didn't we think of that good

Tango's sorry Huambo we have to

investigate don't call me

get it blinky ding guys leave me the

berries what would they need mulga

berries for elementary my dear sponge

jewelery

of course those dingos raided the bush

to get berries to make jewelry

affirmative faithful sidekick come on

those dingos will beg us for mercy

they'll regret the day they tried out

winning a great detective like myself

what if they give us trouble never I

think we'll come back tomorrow

well blinky bill what are you doing

spying around our lair we're not spying

we want to see more of your jewelry

jewelry ah well step inside my Shack hey

it's those brats again they say they

want to see some jewelry oh do they now

well big ears here would probably need

earrings like these and four rubber legs

a necklace like this it was not a longer

time for games it was here on time

we're more interested in jewelry like

this we've come about the mulberry bush

we believe Daisy stole all the berries

to make her jewelry and what if I then

you'll have to return them and apologize

to the animals of green patch but Daisy

didn't take them a shoe shop shifty what

do you mean uh yeah that's right the

Daisy doesn't make the jewelry shoosh

late ball she doesn't and I know now I

do it's my hobby you stole all the

berries off the Mulga berry bush Oh what

are you saying dingoes don't still come

with us meat be my name is Luther

meatball there it is the saint of your

crime meatball ah I'm innocent I tell

you stop and look late ball is leaving

footprints yeah of course that's it

exactly on the ground what do you say

hmm nothing correct again don't you see

maple couldn't have been near this bush

so how did our thief take the berries

without walking up to the bush uh oh

yeah how from that branch

amazing Elementary

the bad news mrs. ringtail listen we

couldn't get the berries back for you to

make mulga berry tea oh dear

yeah but the good news is you don't need

it what do you mean your son has already

had some Olga berries he has yeah

in fact he's at all of them what your

little possum is a bit of a pig some

time last night he slipped out and had a

little midnight snack it climbed up the

gum tree next to the mulberry bush then

hung by his tail through that overhang

Grinch this can only be done hide

possums and they'd every Mulga berry

left so that's why you so sick today

oh is it true curly is that true curly

that was guy blinky you solved that just

like a little detective there are times

when even I amaze myself

Oh bit miss magpie even gives you your

comic book back I'm not sure I want it

back hmm not only for Detective

beginners

there are a million stories in this

forest sponge this has been just one of

them

extraordinary