01x18 - Blinky Bill and Club Pet

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class class

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quiet I have a special activity for you

all today I bet it's mathematics n

geography no I bet she's going to give

us

social history Today class as a special

trait I'm not going to give you any

school work at

all instead we're going to prepare for

the school pantomim it's a play without

words now the money we have from the

pantomim is going towards rebuilding the

hospital so I expect you to work just as

hard on the play as you would on your

schoolwork is she kidding we'd work

twice as hard on the pantomime the show

we're putting on is called the four

musicians of bramman and it's about four

animals a cat a dog a donkey and a

rooster well you makes me a star

yeah you'll be the donkey and I'd like

to thank flaps mother and Maria's mother

for sewing two of the costumes the dog

and the donkey uh but we still need two

more I wonder who made Miss magpie's

costume it looks like they didn't have

enough

feathers now then who would like to be

in the play goodness well um you can't

all be in the shirt

so uh we'll have to hold auditions oh

please miss I'll be perfect for one of

the animals watch

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this T I'm sorry FL but uh we need a

donkey not a monkey you mean like

this what about me Miss Magpie I can do

a great

rooster uh

too next allow me to introduce Blinky

Bill actor extraordinaire doing his

interpretation of all four animals I

thank

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you Blinky me

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h w wo

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d d boy D do I get a part in the show ah

I'm sure I can find something for

you exactly who's going to see this show

anyway ah lots of people I'm sure

everyone in new green patch will turn

out to see it maybe some people from

nearby towns and all the tourists what

tourists from the tourist Resort my

brother's going to build a big tourist

Resort here and he says new green patch

will be full of tourists by summer a

tourist Resort run by Danny

dingo get real Shifty a tourist Resort

is the last thing this town needs only a

complete idiot would fall for a plan

like that it's brilliant you're too kind

Mr Mayor it's beautiful I have to agree

I particularly like the M Pelican

Memorial dining room with the life-size

marble statue of myself near the doorway

my favorite room too Mr Mayor Now remind

me again why we're building this tourist

Resort because new green patch needs it

yes yes yes of

course why Prestige Mr Mayor this

tourist Resort will put new green patch

on the map and it'll make the mayor of

new green patch a very important

person yes I I I suppose it will but the

real beauty of this project is it can't

fail every room in this Resort is

already booked out booked out already by

whom by the citizens of cat City

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Rats the first live bird I've seen in

weeks and he got away calm down Abel if

it's fresh meat you want that's what

butchers are

for sorry mes not freshing me today just

a t the

food T food

again that's the fifth time this morning

I hate living in the city me too well

never mind my friends if everything goes

according to plan this summer we'll be

in the country eating on very fresh food

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indeed I want to be

thear no well class I will do my best

but my mother made the dog costume so I

have to be in it and I really don't mind

being the doy please please

please ah Saved by the Bell come on

class that's the town Bill M Pelican

must be calling a meeting what for Miss

oh I don't know perhaps the mayor is

going to announce they already have

enough money for the hospital and we

don't need to put on the pantomim

please oh that'll be right my one chance

at being a famous actor has been

snatched away from

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me

quiet stop that

ringing stop

it I hate Town meetings how is it that

you're never deafened by that infernal

Bell fellow citizens I have a special

announcement to make about a very

important building project say I told

you it's a building that this town needs

so badly work will begin on it straight

away oh good at last I'm talking about a

new tourist Resort

what I admit a tourist resort was not

part of our original plans for new green

patch but that was before I spoke to a

very clever businessman uhoh and now let

me introduce you to the entrepreneur

behind this exciting new project Mr

granny

dingo I might have guessed good citizens

my clients have chosen new green patches

the town they most want to build and

next Resort in what resort club pet it's

a special Resort for City animals who

want to come to the country to get away

from it all it'll bring lots of Tourism

and especially lots of money to new

green patch this town needs a building

like Club pet no we don't we need a

hospital not a tourist resort with the

money Club pet brings in you'll be able

to buy 100 hospitals oh we only need one

has this been properly looked into yeah

I

agree can we get a vot on this thank you

thank you the decision has already been

taken and I'm sure the whole town looks

forward to a successful partnership

between new green patch and the club pet

tourist Resort a partnership that will

bring riches to us

all especially to

me this t Forest Resort

smells well how can you tell it hasn't

even been built yet no I mean it doesn't

seem right what enough having our own

tourist Resort sounds fun flap do you

really think the town should be building

luxury accommodation for pamper pets in

favor of a hospital for sick

animals well no I guess not exactly and

I'm worried about the dingos too yeah

then not to be trusted I mean what have

they done for the good of the Town

nothing right I reckon they're up to

something and we need to find out what

it is yeah once we reveal what Danny's

secret plans really are I'm sure mayor

Pelican wouldn't dare build the resort

okay bushy you're the quietest you

follow Danny dingo the rest of us will

stay in town and see what we can find

out here

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what a dog a dog he's a dingo and he's

on our side what the news Danny the news

is good friends the mayor has given the

go-ahead for the resort and it's going

to be built in record time well done

here's your payment as promised not so

fast what what exactly are we getting

for the money I'm glad you asked that

friend as you can see the new green

patch Club pit has everything for the

Discerning and discriminating City Cat

warm sunny rooms soft beds fresh kitty

litter scratching posts lots of cat toys

cook to the chase final what about

hunting yes we're all sick of eating out

of cans we want fresh food good point as

you can see new green patch has an

abundance of fresh game for the cat who

likes to catch his own

food are they birds

birds new green patch is known as the

bird capital of the Bush there are

magpies and lauret ccab baras and

badgery guys emu and Pelicans if it's

got feathers it lives in new green

patch what about mice of course but not

your ordinary scruffy smelly disease

ritten City mice no new green patch has

good clean marsupial mice the finest in

the country are any of these animals

likely to put up uh a fight that's the

best thing of all the animals of new

green patch are so naive caring and

trusting they won't put up any kind of

struggle at

all so can we expect you with the big

Gala opening there'll be lots of fresh

food oh yeah we'll be there all

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right almost must W the town but I'll

need some

proof

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yeah

lunch perfect get him

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what's

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this may may help help the

cats cats chasing me trying to eat me

coming to Club pet to eat to eat to eat

what's going on here to eat your fine

country food allow me to introduce

myself I'm the head of the club pet

tourist Syndicate uh how do you do my

partner here was Keen to see the tourist

Resort too Keen I'm afraid I think we

should wait until it's finished when we

can all enjoy its benefits well don't

let them Mr me they want to eat us I

heard them say so eat you no no no we

said we want to meet you isn't that

right Abel um oh yes boss uh we're

coming for the

meat we're coming to meet you yeah and

what lovely people you are we look

forward to meeting you again at the big

opening

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goodbye

bye did you hear what pum said Mr Mayor

they're coming here to eat us No

Nonsense to meet us Blinky and wouldn't

they want to meet us why the citizens of

new green patch are decent delightful

delicious oh that's enough I'm sure

those cats will take us all straight to

their hearts yeah after a quick trip to

their stomachs Please Mr Mayor can't you

put off building this Resort until

you've at least checked up on these cats

no I cannot why not because you

impertinent mupel work on the tourist

Resort has already

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begun that old M Pelican can act fast

when he wants to so what can we do now

we'll knock it down we'll tear it

down no no you can't really do any of

those things they're against the law for

one thing and if you did manage to knock

that building down you might hurt the

people working on it not to mention

yourselves so what can we do well we

could volunteer as workers for a start

workers

as workers you might be able to slow the

project down you're the ones who are

building it after all yeah that's just

what I was going to

suggest

extraordinary okay g*ng remember we're

here to do what we can to slow down work

on this building oh that'll be easy it's

what usually happens when we work on

anything anyway

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wow

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uh-oh out out in go troublemakers that's

the last straw you're banned from this

building site forever and you can forget

about disrupting the opening I have

other plans for you on that

day oh all right nuisances I want you to

ride out 1,000 times I must not cause

trouble for the mayor oh but miss we're

missing the opening of the T res that's

the whole idea spludge oh please miss we

will causing trouble we were just trying

to protect the town from the city cats

Ah that's quite enough of your stories

Blinky Bill if there's one more Outburst

like that you will all be writing out

2,000 lines now get to

work are the club pet Executives

definitely coming on all claws I mean on

all fours if they have to H gum not dip

do you think the club pet members will

enjoy the food I promise you they won't

be disappointed good because we've

really gone to a lot of trouble with

this ceremony we don't want these people

to go back to the city with a nasty

taste in the mouth no I don't think

that'll be a problem

today this must be the club pet

Executives arriving now Danny

daddy daddy you may remember me Mr Mayor

I'm ready

and these are my associates willing and

able how nice did he say

m where where's the mice not yet you

fool this is an important day for new

green patch we're so glad you could come

ah not at all Danny dingo really wetted

our appetite oh good good yes well

you're the guest of honor today so if

you see anything you like just feel free

to go ahead and help yourselves I can

see something I like

a big juicy

Pelican help help

help oh even if we could get out what

can we do against such big cats cats

cats where goodness

gracious listen class I'm sure if we

stay calm and don't worry everything

will be all right above all we must

stick together and not go outside have

you got that

class oh

dear oh no

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help help help

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help help somebody help

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me the help

help help

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do do let's go over here run

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run thank you young dog for saving Our

Lives what I didn't know we had any dogs

living in town we

don't what

blingy bill at your service now go ahead

with the opening ceremony what but how

can

I oh yes of course of

course ladies and gentlemen fellow

citizens it is with great pleasure that

I hereby announce the opening of the new

green Patch Hospital ah

extra ordinary