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01x23 - Blinky Bill the Mayor

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Adventures of Blinky Bill". Aired: 1 January 1993 – 5 July 2004.*
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Set in Greenpatch, a fictional Australian bushland town, the series presents stories through the activities and misadventures of Blinky Bill, as well as his family and friends.

01x23 - Blinky Bill the Mayor

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Blinky Bill the Mayor

it's a perfect day for fishing blinky

yeah

it's a school day not only that but the

weather's so nice it doesn't matter

whether the Fisher body or not yeah

that's the way I like it nice and

peaceful oh here we go again that's the

second fire this week

I hope we've still got some water next

by the time we reach the fire I will

attract left you must be an easier way

to get water from Luther yeah there

would be if the mayor spent more time

making a better ride for the fire

brigade instead of making speeches

this job is getting too hard

oh you're too late as always it wouldn't

have made any difference we don't have

any water left anyway look I agree it

was a terrible tragedy so what are you

gonna do he doesn't know he has no idea

what to do yes I do it's just not that

simple course it is if you don't want

the fire truck to be quicker getting

water to a fire build a better road from

the river yeah it's not as easy as that

that we survey studies environmental

impact studies you're all talk and no

action you know better than the mayor do

you blinky bill anybody would

alright then little smarty koala you be

the mayor you fix all the town's

problems I said the town needed it did

not free cheese for me blinky inky

you're the mayor you're not supposed to

build the road I'm not splodge I'm doing

something much more important getting my

picture taken for the newspaper this new

River Road is very important to us all

it will help the fire truck get the

fires quicker and it will make new green

patches save our place so do you all

want it yes good because if the people

are happy yes

and the mayor is happy then we can build

the road

I'm not happy I don't want a road please

get down from there granny possum we

have to not destroy damn now no no this

is my home and I'm not going to leave it

for any silly old road what are they

going to do it looks like this small

possum is going to cause a big headache

for someone yes for you

what well you're the man now you're

going to have to sort this problem out

yeah what are you gonna do man key I

know what Dave come on you're the mayor

that's right I'm the mayor and granny

possum would never disobey the mayor

granny possum please come down out of

that tree no good for you granny stay up

there it's your home don't like these

public officials push you around as your

mayor I insist that you come down at

once you I'm just good you nearly had me

there yeah

all right you asked for it road crew

removed granny possum possum

come and get me

shoppers thank you can't get rough with

an old lady you're telling me she's too

rough for us your only chance is if you

talk to her give Brandi person a few

choices and she might give up her tree

of course I knew that it's just what I

was planning to know it'll sound the

same up here as it did down there

this tree is much

you

Noise Pollution

somebody

that may Brinkley's oppressed you have

to do something about this

listen to that racket hell can I sleep

with all that noise but it's the middle

of the day well that's when we've got

some sleep

we are night creatures just a rock

concert the kids are allowed to have fun

not underneath my bedroom they're not

this is noise pollution and as mayor you

have to do something about it well I

don't know if you don't I'll go back to

my own tree and you won't be able to

build your New River Road Oh

come with me all right

blinky gonna have a dance with your new

girlfriend ha ha don't be impertinent

young man this is the man you're talking

to

oh yes the mayor we're really impressed

yes he's come to put a stop to all this

noise I'd like a slim Troy

as I was saying I'm sorry to interrupt

your concert but you can't play here the

noise but the music is disturbing nearby

residents hmm

as your mayor I have to ask you to know

I've been playing here for years mine

yeah yeah this is like we want God maybe

if you gave them somewhere else to go

just what I was going to do no no we

won't go excuse me thank you there is a

solution just outside town is a natural

amphitheater that is perfect for rock

concerts you can play music there any

time of day all night without bothering

anyone what do you say

oh yeah right oh yeah terrific tonight

sleep my auntie the interim perfect yeah

it's not bad

so will you play here instead then oh

yeah all right we'll give a go well and

granny is happier in the people at

number marriage happy

something smells fishy about this I

think my blankie minute when he said we

could use this place all the time

ah now I make something really does

smell funny hey what are you staring at

me for man I think it's you it smells

like garbage to the town garbage

collectors some mayor yeah what are you

gonna do about it yeah if you don't suck

this out we're going back there playing

underneath granny possums tree but if

you do that the new River Road will

never get built that's not our problem

look give me a little time oh you want

us to move all that garbage yes

but the mayor told us no one was using

this place that's why we dumped all the

garbage here well I'm the mayor now move

it are you telling my work as what to do

your workers yes I'm president of the

federated union of garbage workers

scavengers and muckrakers what you can't

do that strike what you can't go around

telling members of my union what to do

so I'm calling a strike strike ah yeah

from now on they're not gonna move any

garbage

Garbage

it was completely covered in garbage

this is the best fun we've had with

mayor blinky yeah every house in town

would be covered in so much garbage

they'll have to get rid of Matt blinky

they'll be swimming in garbage landed in

garbage but he's removing our garbage no

don't do you know how long it took me to

clean this place

okay okay strike is over God now I'll

show you a better place to dump the

garbage

Underground Water

well done blinky this place is big

enough to take all the town's garbage

and there's not another living soul four

kilometers oh I've been charge of the

water pump over there you're a long way

away the snow won't bother you at all no

but you still have to be careful about

yeah you've done a great job

blinky the new garbage dump is a great

success but but pump supplies the town's

drinking water and there's a danger but

the garbage might that the garbage

couldn't do anything it's too far away

but I must warn you like the new dump

looky bill is the best man this town has

ever had they promised the fire guy

didn't you river ride and now that he's

moved the garbage dump the rock band and

granny possum we're going to get it

raise your glasses of water for a

toaster man blinky bill what's the

matter with this water it tastes awful

so will either their blankie a lot of

animals are getting sick we think the

drinking water is polluted the water

pump I tried to warn you but garbage

it's too close to this pump

it'll pollute the underground water

supply well we can't move the garbage

again nah but we can't move the pump

you can't do that the pump has to be

where the water is then I will find

another underground water supply I'm a

platypus I can find water anywhere

sounds fun the quake of spend water

right here let me boy to day vandalize

this spot it's an important heritage on

Mac no it's not it's a road this is a

historically important side what looks

like a big debt to me yes but new green

patches only six months old and so is

this road young whippersnappers like you

keep we agree with miss magpie yeah

blinky

you've got no appreciation of this

town's history how someone like you

became mayor we'll never know ah I don't

believe it

but dingoes and Miss met by joining

forces against me bring Maris harder

than I thought not give up blinky

I can try again they might just be one

more underground water supply

wait a minute

are we sure this is the right move there

are no old possum's or rock groups of

garbage dumps or union strikes or

pollution problems or conservation

groups to stop us it doesn't make any

difference this looks like the last life

we're gonna fill in any water you can

build the new water pump now but Talan

can drink unpolluted water again

mr. lizard is happy because you just

built a new water pump right where you

will build the road you mean yes come

with me

this is granny possum sultry see its

marked for demolition little bit blinky

what are we gonna do now that depends

the pen for what depends on the man the

real man may a pelican