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02x06 - Blinky Bill and the Mysterious

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Adventures of Blinky Bill". Aired: 1 January 1993 – 5 July 2004.*
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Set in Greenpatch, a fictional Australian bushland town, the series presents stories through the activities and misadventures of Blinky Bill, as well as his family and friends.

02x06 - Blinky Bill and the Mysterious

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[Music]

[Applause]

this is the story of Blinky Bill and

Flap and Nutsy too and Wombo Ruff and

Maria and Splotch the Kangaroo now they

all live in Green Patch Town as happy as

can be with friends and neighbors all

around the same as you and me but it's

not always fun and games for Blinky and

his crew disasters shouldn't happen but

alas they sometimes do there's mysteries

and secrets out there amongst the trees

and nobody needs enemies when you've got

friends like these hey Blinky Bill

you'll never catch him standing still

life is pretty boring till you've met

Blinky Bill hey hey Blinky Bill our

cheeky mate from Green Patch Hill if you

don't know him you soon will good old

Blinky Bill so come and see what happens

next to Blinky and his friends but tend

to one you'll never guess the way the

story ends our little mischief maker the

one who never fails enjoy his great

adventures in these new exciting tales

hey Blinky Bill you'll never catch him

standing still life is pretty boring

till you've met Blinky Bill hey Blinky

Bill our cheeky mate from Green Patch

Hill if you don't know him you soon will

good old Blinky Bill

[Music]

hey Blinky Bill you'll never catch him

standing still life is pretty boring

till you've met Blinky Bill hey hey

Blinky Bill our cheeky mate from Green

Patch Hill if you don't know him you

soon will good old Blinky

Bill

good on you Blinky

[Music]

hurry up Mom blinkie is waiting i'm not

ruining your haircut Spludge just so you

can rush out with Blinky Bill and get

into mischief

sploger's mom always takes ages to cut

his hair i expect she wants to do it

carefully uh do you think she'd know how

to plat a mouth of whiskers what a dummy

yeah well my sister Daisy's teaching

herself hairdressing well she's not

practicing on us she's going to start

her own business all the family's going

to help i think it's going to be very

interesting

greetings everybody she took ages and

ages come on let's have a look no not

now you can't go show us go on

all right it looks just the same yeah I

know it never looks different i'd like

something real fashionable for once well

how about I ask my sister Daisy bother

Daisy she couldn't even trim a hedgehog

you think you know everything Blinky

Bill but you don't and when my sister

Daisy makes my family a fortune we'll

see who's laughing

you may cancel my membership in the

Blinky Bill game i'm going to help with

the family business what's up with him

oh he'll be back i suppose we weren't

very nice about Daisy

perhaps Daisy could do something for me

yeah well I wouldn't let Daisy touch my

hair what hair

it's real boring always looking the same

i think I could make you look more

interesting

how well I've watched mom doing her

friend's hair she's got some bottles of

shampoo and stuff

i bet I could do it are you sure Blinky

right blue hair color

i wonder who had blue hair what's this

it says perming lotion h sounds

interesting blinky what are you doing oh

hello mom i was just borrowing some hair

stuff for for a game you shouldn't take

anything without asking first blinky let

me see here mom well I I suppose these

aren't dangerous they're nearly empty so

you can have them oh thanks Mom bye i

wonder why Blinkck is suddenly

interested in hairdressing

mom doesn't get soap in my eyes oh don't

fuss

now hand me that perming lotion Nutsy

Blinky i'm not sure you see Nutsie is

not sure you want to look different

don't you but what sort of different

ready for the rinse yet Blinky

it looks about right okay Flap oh boy am

I going to enjoy this

[Music]

i'm getting soaked

oh that's strange all the foam stuff

should have come off you mean

something's gone wrong well I don't know

maybe it was this perm lotion for

longlasting hairstyles suppose I'll have

to wash it off myself i can't see a

thing

[Music]

my clothes are all wet we'll have to get

dry before your mama sees us blinky yeah

what about me that's strange you're

supposed to be blue not green i didn't

ask for blue hair well you haven't got

it green doesn't quite suit you you know

my hair isn't really green is it i I'm

afraid so well never mind we'll go and

get some soap and a scrubbing brush you

stay in the water and keep soaking your

hair

we're back

his hair's still green

what took you so long mom was using the

brush to scrub the kitchen floor or we

couldn't tell her we needed it for your

hair

how thoughtful try rinsing it off

it better have worked oh I'm afraid it

hasn't well we'll just have to tell his

mom he's gone moldy

i should never have

hey just take a look at yourself

what's funny about us

well at least we're not brave with black

spots

oh no it must have been something you

used on spludge blinky yeah it came off

him when he splashed us

some great idea Blinky mom said this

stuff was perfectly harmless blinky you

got us into this mess now you get us out

i want to find out what gave us the

spots perhaps we better try and and

scrub them off first

all that washing didn't do a bit of good

splotches hair looks normal you call

this normal cutting it was the only way

you know you'll just have to keep your

hat on till it grows my my if it isn't

the KI team don't they look pretty

Meatball

go away we're busy oh yeah comparing

spots

but here I am putting pleasure before

duty give them one of our flyers don't

get too close those spots may be

catching

come to Daisy Dingo's beauty boutique a

new look a new personality huh i like

the personality I've got

[Music]

ow fabulous

amazing oh that daisy dingo is a genius

i'd never have known you dear you'll

never guess what Mr spoty said don't

tell

well

it couldn't be your mom could it Blinky

what about yours with a haircut like

that she can't make a fuss about mine oh

look may Pelican's coming he'll see your

mom and mine

what's all this oh no no no we've been

invaded by a beauty contest oh me

pelican a you are a one but ladies such

a transformation i almost feel

embarrassed to be seen with you

so why don't you give Daisy's Beauty

Boutique a go yourself May Pelican

daisy's Beauty Boutique me oh it's for

boys as well as girls takes years off

your age i I'm not that old i'll have

you know it'll make you look a new mayor

that's what Daisy says um a new me

well I I I'd better be going ladies

a mayor's duties are never done

you know we could even send our children

to get their hair done at Daisies let's

get out of here everyone keep your head

down splotch i am i am we should be okay

now

male Pelican what are you doing creeping

about like that and why are you covered

in spots

i Does your mother know

is it catching i I'll want to know what

your mother thinks of all this but right

now I uh I've got an appointment i bet

he's going to Daisy's that's where we'll

all end up unless you can think of

something blinky well there's a bottle

of soapy liquid we haven't tried yet

[Music]

let's give ourselves one more rub

i was beginning to think they'd never go

yeah but now I I feel too clean

platypuses have only like water not soap

yuck once a whip always a whimp now

we've got to find out what caused those

spots yeah we don't want mere pelican

asking awkward questions and we've got

to avoid our moms or we'll end up in

Daisy's boutique

isn't life complicated uh talking of

complications

where are your moms again they're going

to mere Pelican's house do you think

he's asked them round to talk about us

there's only one way to find out come on

are you sure we should listen to other

people's conversations

if they're talking about us

golly

oh dear they can't have caught the mask

it can't have been Blinkcky's fault

either he's not in try again oh we got

these spots after we'd been to Daisy's

beauty boutique now Pedican's got to

close it down

where else could the spots have come

from at least they're not blaming us hey

there's the mayor oh dear i'm not sure

this will increase my approval rating i

you

discretion's really the better part of

valor did you hear something yes keep

knocking he's coming our way i'm going

to find out why he's got a shade over

his head he'll see you Blinky of course

he won't

blinky Bill come out at once and the

rest of your g*ng too

oh Mr mayor we can't keep meeting like

this

what did you say um why are you dressed

up like this that Blinky Bill is none of

your business

where have your spots gone spots yes

Spots perhaps you've been dreaming Mayor

Pelican and I suppose I'm dreaming about

this oh um there he is hey Mayor Pelican

oh dear dear they mustn't see me i'll be

the laughingtock of the whole village

i'm sure it was him never mind dear he

won't avoid his responsibilities but

perhaps we'd better try and deal with

these spots first

let's have a real good look at the creek

that's where we got our spots but what

about our mothers and there's the mayor

just let me think

if only we could find a clue

maybe the spot floated down the creek oh

don't try using your brain dummy why

because you'll explode that's why

well I still think it was Blinky shampoo

hey you know Flat may have got the

answer well I have my moments of um um

genius what do you mean Blinky well

Daisy's Boutique's up there and that

could mean our mom's right let's have a

closer look at the water

look at that yuck sludge golly platt

really was right i'll bet we'll find

it's coming from the dingo camp that'll

prove it's their fault and no more

beauty boutique good old flap wow did I

think of all that

make sure you fill it right up Shifty

yes Daisy i don't spill any no Daisy and

hurry up yes Daisy ma's waiting for a

rinse ready Ma

there okay Shifty nothing like creek

water for a good rinse

look the rinse water that's how everyone

got their spots same as us yeah but look

Blinky the sludge doesn't start here

then it's not Daisy's fault i suppose

not you reckon m1ngo will get spots

he'll be real mad well let's go before

that happens we'll creep round the back

of the dingo camp and join the creek at

the other side

[Music]

no it's locked

i've forgotten the key a pelican home at

last I see oh dear it's no use i shall

have to reveal all

oh dear isn't it terrible

i caught it from your blinky my blinky

my blinky does not give people spots

my my my dear madam we've all had spots

Mrs

work you can have a turn but I have to

monitor the secret formula and conserve

my energy for any emergency come on come

on daisy's waiting for some more shampoo

[Music]

i thought child label was ill*gal you

poor shifty he ought to stand up to

Danny he's a wimp too

[Music]

stop stop i can feel myself becoming

another victim of executive stress

it's the pump oh you mean the uh

fluidized particle beam pulsator with

manual overdrive

yeah well it's leaking well then you'll

have to top it up with my special

formula the can's over there oh but

Danny it's all dripping down into the

creek don't bother me with details

someone else can clean it up what do you

think we pay rates for uh Danny we don't

pay any rates

hey this stuff smells awful what's it

made of it's all in the Danny Dingo

Encyclopedia of Secret Formulas and it's

way too complicated for your juvenile

brain

now fetch that can will you yes Danny

wow that book's ever ever dense yeah

ever dense if I had it I could show it

to Mayor Pelican

he'd just have to believe the spots

weren't my fault wait here g*ng i'll be

quieter on my own

[Music]

hey what are you doing

he has a funny way of doing things

quietly get him Shifty now I quit good

one Shifty

give me back that book my life works in

that book

fame and fortune

all my priceless formula you mean nasty

messes

top quality shampoo

trendy colors environmentally friendly

the stuff in the creek isn't well I'll

cross that one out if you give me back

the book i don't trust you oh come on

Blinky

oh dear should we help him oh

now you're cornered give me that book

come and get it here

I was quietly minding my own business

when you had to come along blinky

[Music]

oh I'm sure Danny can explain everything

he's better i still can't believe Blinky

Bill hasn't got something to do with it

oh I knew it blinky Bill hello Mayor

Pelican i found out what caused the

spots it's all here in Danny's book

there you ought to be thankful you've

got Blinky around

[Music]

good one but where's Danny danny

ow

[Music]

what are you doing they want to close

the beauty boutique all because of those

spots what spots oh don't pretend you

don't know ma's got spots and she's real

mad why are you all green and blue

stripes a just wait till M sees you

[Music]

and it's no use hiding in there

[Music]

[Laughter]

wow that is something unique

stripes and spots hey I'm a creative

genius

extraordinary

[Music]

yahoo digy doo blinky Bill and all his

crew nutsy flap and marsh and spudge the

kangar the kangar the kangaroo excursion

time magpie said we have a lovely day

we're going on a bushw walk young Blinky

yelled hooray you do said going to take

a compass and a nap and I'll bring the

essentials like chocolate cake said Flap

yahoo

blinky Bill and all his crew nutsy Flap

and Marsha and the kangaroo the kangaroo

smudge the kangaroo they wandered down

an old bush tracker twisting and a

turning then crawled up on the bank and

fell exhausted on the grass an

unfamiliar landscape stretched around

them far and wide and Flappy nearly

fainted "we're completely lost," he

cried "you won't know what happened then

keep watching and you'll see here comes

the next adventure of Blinky Bill."

Blinky Bill blinky Bill that's me yahoo

did he do Blinky Bill and all his crew

nutsy flap and spuds the kangaroo the

kangaroo the kangaroo