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02x14 - Blinky Bill and the Polar Bear

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Adventures of Blinky Bill". Aired: 1 January 1993 – 5 July 2004.*
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Set in Greenpatch, a fictional Australian bushland town, the series presents stories through the activities and misadventures of Blinky Bill, as well as his family and friends.

02x14 - Blinky Bill and the Polar Bear

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[Laughter]

[Music]

[Applause]

this is the story of Blinky Bill and

flat and nutsy too and Wombo Ruff and

marier and Splurge the kangaroo now they

all live in green patch town as happy as

can be with friends and neighbors all

around the same as you and me but it's

not always funny games for Blinky and

his crew disaster shouldn't happen but

alas they sometimes do there's Mysteries

and secrets out there amongst the trees

and nobody needs enemies when you've got

friends like these hey hey Blinky you

never catch him standing still life is

pretty boring till you met Blinky Bill

hey hey Blinky Bill cheeky M from Green

patch Hill if you don't know him you

soon will good old Blinky bill so come

and see what happens next to Blinky and

his friends but 10 to one you'll never

guess the way the story ends our little

Mischief maker the one who never fails

enjoy his great adventures in these new

exciting Tales hey hey Blinky Bill

you'll never catch him standing still

like this pretty boring till you met

Blinky Bill hey hey Blinky Bill cheeky

made from Green patch Hill if you don't

know him you soon will good old Blinky

bill

[Music]

hey hey Blinky Bill you'll never catch

him standing still life is pretty boring

till you miss Blinky Bill he hey Blinky

Bill our cheeky mate from Green patch

Hill if you don't know him you soon will

good

[Music]

BL come on

[Music]

Blinky

[Music]

missed hey I know that voice you're Mar

Mouse hey flip right behind you you

missed me you got to be quick a what did

you got St

still right I'm going to stop playing if

you all keep running away I'll give you

a chance I promise I won't run just

follow my

voice sounds Mighty suspicious to

me flap now all right

coming here I

[Music]

am now where's he

gone you're getting

W missed me you promised not to run I'm

not running I've been waiting for

you you've got me cornered now I'm going

to get you Blinky br

ow ow that do it you cheated I'm not

going to play

anymore now it's your turn to look silly

I don't mind no no blindfold me instead

a why can't I have a turn at looking

silly okay Shifty turn around and I'll

blindfold you

there here I

come I'm going to catch you all I'm

getting CL sir where's he going oh I

don't know hey Shifty we're over here

you can't fo me Blinky pill oh I know

you're only pretending to be behind me I

suppose all we can do is follow

him I know you're there I can hear you

breathing okay I'll give you three to

give in one two

three now which one of you is it H

you're you're very furry I know I know

it's Blinky

[Music]

Bill

[Music]

monster what have you done to Shifty I'm

Blinky bill and I'll I'll I'm I'm all

right Blinky ah your name is

Blinky come to Boris is my little

friend the first one from my new country

to speak to me

oh little cousin Boris salutes

you you put Blinky down at once it's

okay okay NY he he doesn't mean any

harm harm I do not understand this is

Boris I've never seen a Boris before I

am here for New Life in the new country

but you are also so strange so

unusual you don't think he means us does

he nah never of course at home I have

seen sweet little

mousies huh sweet little

mousies not one word you're a polar bear

aren't you yes yes du mother Rosia is my

home the endless Siberian plane the C of

the Arctic the long night the endless

days he got on a bit does he what are

you doing here this I will tell

you it's a long story maybe we could sit

down my neck's getting stiff yeah du of

course let us

sit now that we are comfortable I shall

begin

ah my beautiful Russian

Arctic what a happy family we were until

the humans came first they dug up the

tundra then they build

rods our beautiful land was no longer

beautiful especially once they started

drilling holes in it at first they

brought us things to eat but but then

they went away and left only a

wasteland humans let me atam alas little

mousy the humans are too many oh but the

Arctic is so far away how did you get

here ah you see it is then I have the

bright idea the humans leave behind much

rubbish there was this piece of paper

and suddenly I see it is about a place

called

Australia so much open

[Music]

space beautiful Sandy lying in

the sun all day I say to the family

let's go to

Australia but how to get there then I

thought we must find a circus and join

it circuses go all over the world so we

will reach

Australia but grandma and grandpa say

they are too old they stay behind and so

we join the

[Music]

circus they make us work so hard and we

feel very

foolish but at last The Circus Comes to

Australia this is our chance for Freedom

When The Circus goes to the country side

I tell my family to wait while I go

looking for a new

home so here I am my little friends oh

great you can join the Blinky Bill g*ng

those dingo will run a mile at the side

of polar bears oh yeah I'm a dingo and I

didn't run yeah you fainted wimp Boris

is very big size isn't everything but

little mousey size is important I must

find big enough home for my family

before the circus returns to Russia you

can come and live with us mom won't mind

oh I am most honored Blinky Bill ah but

two families living together do not

always remain friends what sort of home

would you like then you see we don't

have Bears here except in

zo V Live Like You dink

OES I suppose wombats are the nearest

thing we've got to bears but wombats

live in tunnels I got a feeling Blinky

about to have another clever idea the

tunnels are quite big inside yep you

think we should live in tanol well why

not

I saw some not far from

here well here we are this looks like a

a nice big one why not give it a go are

you sure you want to well if being

Australian means living in tunnel then I

will give it the

[Music]

go are you sure this is a good idea

Blinky it is all you say on the side the

little

T he looks Stuck To Me Maybe we should

give him a shove come

[Music]

on oh it's no use stand aside

[Music]

oops need that mass GI once to open

I am not liking it

here it is very dark and smells of

cheese what are we going to do how about

waiting till he gets thinner oh no he

mustn't starve of course not he hey

Boris what do polar bears eat well I am

fancying in Ni juy

steak oh dear y can order youth think

that one yeah what if the steak comes

from a nice juicy platus sounds fishy to

me yeah well all you'd be is fast food

one Munch and you'd be gone a shut up

you lot we've got to get him out of that

hole yeah what's all this noise I'm

trying to have a lie down one bats work

nights you know

huh what's this blocking me kitchen

doorway he's our friend he's just

arrived from the Siberian Tundra he

thinks he can come over here and do as

he likes does he St he's a big BL I am

wishing you would not do that what does

he want here anyway he's looking for a

home for his family nothing my kitchen

he ain't now see here he's your mate

I'll get you to move him well we tried

but he's stuck could you help us me I'm

surprised to be having my rest but you

won't have much w Boris is stuck in your

kitchen will

you too right mate I suppose I'll have

to fetch me Spite and dig him

out when I sh you try giving his legs a

[Music]

pull I am not liking at all this Donal H

good ey

M good day got yourself into a spot a

bother eh I am not going forwards or

backwards well nobody invited you here

in the the first place now hold still

you outside get ready wait for it g*ng

what are you going to do with that Spade

she'll be right mate oh dear I hope he

knows what he's doing

oh po

g*ng keep still nearly

there beautiful fresh air ah the sweet

little last year I hope we don't have to

go through that again don't Grumble we

got him out didn't we well I've never

been satat on by a be skin Rock before

hey look what your mate's done it's like

a blooming railway tunnel now oh he you

muster P jet yick it was my fault well

if you ask me he'd be better off back in

snowball land great big hairy thing like

that nasty bad tempered old wombat

perhaps we we should have asked him

first first he should Lear some manners

tunnels are no use anyway hey what about

a cave oh no no no more underground

please but I thought bear lived in caves

well our Brown cousins maybe but not us

well what sort of houses do polar bears

like the snow and the ice they are a

home our kitchen our dining room our

bath our bed oh why didn't you say it

Prof prer the open air I can't to live

in this country I try to do what you do

but unless this is not Siberia well

let's forget about houses for a while

you got quite dirty in that tunnel would

you like a bath bath yes we polar bears

love to

swim it's not cold at this time of year

it's not the cold it is the hot hot o

ow ow things all right to me it is not

like the blue ice pools at home just

jump wimp if you say so little M do

[Music]

it little mousey I told you before size

is a

consideration but you do look much

cleaner uh I am afraid I will never get

a c them to this Australia of course you

will we'll have lots of fun yeah you'll

even get used to Blinky clever ideas

yeah he's always making us think

positive well I try maybe you'd feel

better if your family joined us my

family you could solve your problems

together ah you are right is the circus

far from here no no no then Le the

[Music]

way oh Caravan is behind the big tent I

will go there and we will have a family

discussion we kind to get his family now

he wants a discussion yeah my mom and

dad go on and on and on will my discuss

me Qui

hi I must reach my family

unseen if the clowns see me they will

wish to do a rehearsal you think all his

family are as big of him okay g*ng you

all stay hidden and Boris and I'll go

that way we'll be more in

in

spicuous right what does that mean means

now one NIS

oh we'll have to smuggle boris's family

out without anyone seeing them well you

could just score them as sweet little

mouthy oh oh Blinky do be careful don't

worry nuty I'll manage come on Boris you

go

first oh and Boris don't forget to keep

your head down think

[Music]

small that's the meaning of Inc in in in

spicuous thanks where will your family

be we have Caravan at the back of the

tent keep down someone's

coming

there is no performance we can go

through the tent supposing some are

there

[Music]

now see no one is here well I don't like

it let's get a move on

[Music]

the bear is here already how do you do

look he has little friend with

him come they are so eager to rehearse I

have never seen the little one before

how funny they look together you go find

your family I'll take care of the humans

the little one must join our egg I

agree now's your chance the bear is

going away is no matter we can rehearse

me the little

one here he comes we don't want to scare

him he looks friendly yeah boo silly old

humans oh he wishes us to chase him

let's

go

[Music]

I'm glad na she can't see me

[Music]

now

help bravo

bravo bravo

bravo

bra better find bis quickly ah he is

tired of rehearsing never mind what an

exciting new act we can plan with the

little one and the

bears oh that must be boris's Caravan

ah mama here is my friend blink yill

come in and meet the

family hello everyone I tell my family

all about you Blinky how clever you are

welcome Mr Blinky you will take some tea

I we haven't time there is always time

for Te and we have much to discuss still

what's there to discuss I thought he

your tea first see we have brought with

us a Russian samovar you will not like

the tea too strong so first hot water

then

sugar now I pour the tea into the dish

but there's no cup now dip the sugar

into the tea I don't know don't be shy

it is our custom try it oh okay here

goes

delicious now perhaps we ought to get

going um we um but but you are coming

with me aren't you blink yeah we have

not decided what to do it may be

difficult for us to fit in here like

Maria says Size Doesn't Matter ah this

weet little M unless it is not of size I

am talking the rest here it is Vladimir

he has flown all the way from Siberia

welcome my friend this is another friend

blink I did not think to see you here I

come this way every year somewhere in

the Arctic then somewhere in the

Antarctic this Arrangement it is perfect

sounds a bit icy to me before before I

left Grandpa and Grandma Boris gave me

this letter for you Arctic airil special

deliver ah many thanks you will have

some tea no thank you I must depart

there is so far to go goodbye goodbye

goodbye goodbye oh my what is it Mama I

land back home it is to be a Wildlife

Reserve wildli res

then we shall go home this Yus will take

us yes

yes said leaving Blinky well come with

us oh I couldn't leave everyone i' Miss

home too

much we miss our land we shall see

Grandpa and Grandma again couldn't you

just come and say goodbye to the g*ng it

is better that I do not our things are

so difficult but but we will give you a

present so you will think often of Boris

and his

family goodness me a present from some

po Bears you

say I always did like a nice cap of tea

help yourself to milk and sugar no one

wants milk well drink

up huh what are you doing Blinky oh it's

an old Russian custom mom

[Music]

extraordinary Yahoo did we doinky Bill

and all his crew nuty flap and and SP

the kangaroo the kangaro SP the kangaroo

Excursion time magys we'll have a lot

lovely day we're going on a bushwalk

young Blinky yell hooray you be BL to

take a compass in the map and I'll bring

the eval FL CH a kite said flap

yah flap and and SPL the kangaroo the

kangar splodge the kangaroo they

wandered down an old Bush cr*cker

twisting and a turning then crawled up

on the bank and fell exhausted on the

grass an unfamiliar landscape stretched

around far and wide and Flappy nearly

fainted we're completely lost he cried

you w to know what happened then keep

watching and you'll see here comes the

next adventure of Blinky Bill Blinky

Bill Blinky bill that's

me did

[Music]

Doink the karoo the kar the

kangaroo