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02x22 - Blinky Bill Remembers Nutsy Birthday

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Adventures of Blinky Bill". Aired: 1 January 1993 – 5 July 2004.*
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Set in Greenpatch, a fictional Australian bushland town, the series presents stories through the activities and misadventures of Blinky Bill, as well as his family and friends.

02x22 - Blinky Bill Remembers Nutsy Birthday

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[Laughter]

[Music]

[Applause]

this is the story of Blinky Bill and

flap and nutsy too and womo Ruff and

marier and spludge the kangaroo now they

all live in green patch town as happy as

can be with friends and neighbors all

around the same as you and me but it's

not always funny games for Blinky and

his crew disaster shouldn't happen but

alas they sometimes do there's Mysteries

and secrets out there amongst the trees

and nobody needs enemies when you've got

friends like these hey hey Blinky bill

you never catch him standing still life

is pretty boring till you met Blinky

Bill hey hey Blinky bill out cheeky mate

from Green patch Hill if you don't know

him you soon will good old Blinky bill

so come and see see what happens next to

Blinky and his friends but 10 to one

you'll never guess the way the story

ends our little Mischief maker the one

who never fails enjoy his great

adventures in these new exciting Tales

hey hey Blinky Bill you'll never catch

him standing still life is pretty boring

till you've met Blinky Bill hey hey

Blinky B cheeky mate from Green patch

Hill if you don't know him you soon will

good old Blinky bill

[Music]

hey hey Blinky Bill you'll never catch

him standing still life is pretty boring

till you met Blinky Bill hey hey Blinky

Bill our cheeky mate from Green patch

Hill if you don't know him you soon will

good

[Music]

blingy good on you

[Music]

Blinky still dummy I've got an itchy toe

you think an itchy toe's a problem my

head's getting squashed why Mar there's

nothing in

it stop fooling and get down

I want to scratch my toe well don't

worry I'll scratch it for

you which one is it this one or this

[Music]

one oh I'm fed up all you do is fall

around Blinky are we just having fun

nutsy who nut's right we're supposed to

be finding our way home oh Blinky

forgets everything and the rest of you

are just as bad I'm going to spend the

day with someone

sensible

myself hey

NY she really chucked the wobbly oh what

is it we've

forgotten I could go and ask her oh

she'd really appreciate that ah do you

really think she would somehow I don't

hey I know what it is it's nutsy's

birthday oh of course she's thinking

what it'll be like at home she needs

cheering up we got to think of a great

idea to surprise her she mustn't think

we've really forgotten her birthday yeah

but yeah you forgot something else

me oh are you all right spludge that

does it nobody ever thinks of me but I

got feelings too I'm going to find nuty

I bet I can cheer her up you they fly up

nuty went that way oh let him go there's

nut's birthday surprise to think of when

the going gets tough who saves today

flap when all around are losing their

cool who keeps his oh who did that wow

Jumping Jelly Beans a great big Tint

that's right and what are you trying to

do to it pull it down when I've spent

all day putting it up well what do you

expect leaving all those ropes around

like that now don't get cheeky with me

young platypus this here is Captain

possums that's me a concert party

singing clowning dancing two

performances daily bring your friend

well sounds like fun I got to tell

Blinky have you got something against my

tent young

pyus what we do Blinky at home we'd have

a surprise party for nutzi yeah but we

don't know anyone around here to ask to

come to it we could play games well

you're always so rough oh why poop the

party before it started dummy oh we

could play sardines it sounds fishy to

me well how do you play it then Shi

I can't

remember well we can't even bake a cake

nut's the only one who knows

how hey Blinky I bet you can't guess

what I

[Music]

found what's it for a a concert party

the old possum said a concert party does

it have and funny hats and and

crackers oh it's not that sort of party

huh then what sort is it it's clowns and

and singers and dancers on stage it'll

be just the thing to cheer up nuty NY at

love a stage show yes and who found that

tin and who saved the die yet

again where are you going Shifty oh I'm

going to a party I'm going to a

[Music]

party what are you doing beating my drum

you young whipper snapper you oh don't

you T the Shifty like that yeah no

offense no offense engaging little

fellow isn't he no no dear lad you'll

wear it out I wouldd like to see your

show when does it start uh I'm afraid

you can't see it we off the gumnuts

mister M yes yes but as much as I'd like

to help you with your leisure dollars I

can't right now does that mean we get in

for

free

hey no I'm afraid the show's just been

cancelled

a what'll we do about nutsy look just

step into the tent away from that drum

and I'll explain all about

it so you see that's the trouble my

artists are temporarily

incapacitated just look at those posters

when I think of what they cost me all

useless now look there's Madam Melba the

little Aussie son bird Dash and Donnie

the dancing dog slap and Pla captains a

comic clowning and then all of a sudden

voices Go Hair falls out toenails stick

in they're too sick to perform the show

just can't go on oh dear we wanted our

friend nuty to see it as a birthday

surprise well L I'd like to help where

would I find the performers here I think

blinky's had another these ideas I hope

it's not one I won't like you see before

you the Blinky Bill

show

tumbling

[Music]

clowning dancing singing We can do it

all you can we can and open the

drum well how about it I don't know I

can't afford it I'm losing money already

no charge one performance only all right

one performance no

pay come on g*ng rehearsal

time call it new Talent night could be a

nice little

winner yeah just looked in to see how

you were still can't find your wig

Donnie oh I um it'll take a long time

for your hair to grow how's the beak

slap and there's poor pl's

foot ingrowing toenail huh and how's my

antip and night Andale Voice still

playing up oh well never mind you can

all relax and recuperate I found some

Replacements not those little

animals the ones you talk with outside

darling that's right the Blinky Bell

show get well

soon but he up to but we have a contract

some contract uh-oh this calls for

Action yeah that's that's that's right

action Darlings Darlings we have made a

resolution we are in this all

together well I don't think this is a

very good idea Blinky my hat's never

going to be the same again stop

grumbling I'm think of NY surprise she

won't be surprised at this it happens

all the time look what you've done now

couldn't we tell jokes instead oh one

look at you and the audience will die

laughing jealousy will get you

nowh what about Maria doing something

Blinky yeah what's Maria going to do

well I could put on a boxing display P

up there no no this has got to be a

family show well if it's cult you want

I'll

sing I'm not sure the audience will be

ready for

that what's with you two culture shock

I'm going somewhere quiet and practice

my

singing hey what are you going to do

Blinky well I thought I'd do a stick

routine it's a simple little

[Music]

thing

good now what are you going to do Shifty

well I could be a a conjurer what like

disappearing in a puff of smoke or

throwing Marsh your mouth in half uh

trouble is I I know any tricks can't you

show me some W now I'll Never See Maria

th in half you ought to be able to do

something Shifty well uh I could I could

still Bang the Drum oh well I suppose

you'll have to boom boom boom boom SPL

I'm going to find n*zi while you and

flat finish practicing oh I'm already

covered in

[Music]

bruises

NY NY Here I Am by the

creek I've been looking everywhere for

you we've got a surprise for you I'd

rather stay

here oh please come nuty the others are

waiting oh I suppose if I

must great but I've got to blindfold you

first oh but I don't like playing Blind

Man's blood

it's not that it's something completely

different you'll love

it take your seats take your

seats you can take off the blindfold

now

Blinky it's a it's a stage and what

Shifty doing there uh hurry up lad

you're needed backstage now sit down and

you'll see I'll be back

soon okay dummy

Now ladies

and hold it l him as I was saying ladies

and Keen little filler isn't

he ladies and gentlemen let me introduce

those amazing clowns those kings of

comic Keepers get on with it so without

more Ado yeah flap and

[Music]

splot

Light

[Music]

what are you doing I'm supposed to be

catching you you don't have to throw me

so high I'm stuck look you holding up

the ACT I'm the one being held up W

don't

look oh ready

spludge I'm ready

[Music]

do you hear that yes this is not funny

they're stealing our show but

Darlings that show must go on we must go

on out of work at my Edge you're right

darling

we'll fix those startups those crash

Gators help me undo this

someone can I undo my weak I'll quit

fooling Donnie I've lost my weight my

public mustn't see me without it you've

been hiding it from Captain pum remember

yes but I've forgotten where then this

will have to do no one will notice the

difference hurry up plge

[Music]

thank you thank

you your turn Maria you sure you not

rather Shifty th you in half now for the

pider of the Bush that melodious

do you want your whiskers flooded

brother no no then forget the bit about

a

that's cine song stress merci

Mouse

[Applause]

well you can knock me down with a bit of

pond

weed I don't believe it nor do I

[Music]

darling so that's the little secret

he he give me that what's going on come

here no you

don't gotcha how dare

[Music]

you madam mow will SW marier in

half come back here how dare

you come here

I got to get

you gra

this now for py M can't we girls talk

this over

[Music]

darling stop

it way no no Darlings oops wrong one

they've ruined my hat see what those

silly boys did sorry oh I think they can

do what they like to us poor defenseless

M how true

darling equal rights for Mo come on pull

him up think of something quick

slap come on then sit on it on

air slap to the

rescue

excuse

me splud

help I thought they were meant to be

sick hold this I'm missing all of

yes I'm coming marfia you let marfia

out hello Mafia go get him

[Music]

flinky I'll be rud ruined now I got to

get the curtain

down

let's celebrate Na's birthday and the

new contracts with the real party and I

Mela will

sing Happy Birthday Happy Birthday n*zi

let's all sing and shout

H

happyday happy birthday n*zi come and

play and Shout hoay it's na

birth oh plinky extra all

ordinary

yah andw nut flap and and SP the kangaro

the kangaro the kangaroo Excursion time

magy we'll have a lovely day we're going

on a bushwalk young Blinky y hooray you

be BL to take a compass in the map and

I'll bring the essential like chocolate

kite said flap Yahoo did Bill and all

his crew nutsy flap and Mar and spge the

kangaroo the kangar spludge the kangaroo

they wandered down an old Bush tracker

twisting and a turning then crawled up

on the bank and fell exhausted on the

grass an unfamiliar landscape stretched

around them far and wide and flap he

nearly fainted we're completely lost he

cried you want to know what happened

then keep watching and you'll see here

comes the next adventure of Blinky Bill

Blinky Bill Blinky bill that's me

did we

doinky n FL andong the kangaroo the

kangar the

kangaroo