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02x24 - Blinky Bill And The Feud

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Adventures of Blinky Bill". Aired: 1 January 1993 – 5 July 2004.*
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Set in Greenpatch, a fictional Australian bushland town, the series presents stories through the activities and misadventures of Blinky Bill, as well as his family and friends.

02x24 - Blinky Bill And The Feud

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Hey Hey Blinky Bill

[Music]

[Applause]

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this is the story of Blinky Bill and

flap and nuty too and wo Ruff and masier

and spunch the kangaroo now they all

live in green patch town as happy as can

be with friends and neighbors all around

the same as you and me but it's not

always fun in games for Blinky and his

crew disaster shouldn't happen but alas

they sometimes do there's Mysteries and

secrets out there amongst the trees and

nobody needs enemies when you've got

friends like these hey hey Blinky Bill

you're never catch him standing still

like this pretty boring till you met

Blinky Bill hey hey Blinky Bill cheeky

mate from Green patch Hill if you don't

know him you soon will good old Blinky

bill so come and see what happens next

to Blinky and his friends but 10 to one

you'll never guess the way the story

ends our little Mischief maker the one

who never fails enjoy his great

adventures in these new exciting Tales

hey hey Blinky B you'll never catch him

standing still like this prettying till

you met Blinky Bill hey hey Blinky B

cheeky made from Green patch Hill if you

don't know him you soon will good old

Blinky bill

[Music]

hey hey Blinky Bill you'll never catch

him standing still life is pretty boring

till you miss Blinky Bill hey hey Blinky

Bill our cheeky mate from Green patch

Hill if you don't know him you soon will

good

Blinky good on you

Water

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

Blinky oh boy sure is

hot I've never been this thirsty before

two days without water is it's just too

much the next water we find I'm going to

sit in it for a week well you won't be

able to flu I'll already drink a dry you

better leave some for me to Soy my feet

oh stop talking about water you're

making me see another

Mirage me too it it it looks very real

even smells I can't stand this anymore

I'm not even going to look well I don't

care if it it's from G I'm going to

drink some of

it it is

[Music]

real I'm ready to

burst clap will burst if he doesn't

stop come on let's set up camp under

that wle tree good idea

Foot Water

huh watch it big

bik yuck you T

horrible yeah well you should smell your

breath it's nearly as bad as that old

shoe what old shoe that one those rotten

mice threw it in it's too big for a

mouth they just threw it in actually it

belongs to Mrs possum and she has smelly

feet I've been drinking smelly foot

water you think that's bad ah I have to

live in this water I can fix

that you're right it is smelly uh-oh

look

out hey give me

that it's bad enough that my steal my

shoe now I've got a platypus using it as

a

cup n*zi and I found some real comfy

leaves yeah this will make a great bed

there we are that's air job finish now

it's sp's turn to make the beds no it

can't

be oh yes it is come on the rest of you

let's look for firewood and food good

idea it'll be dark

soon I don't know why have to do always

get stuck on the house working hard it's

fair

it's huh that's a very unfriendly way to

be

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what are you doing

my off get out of

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here shut up ugly i s these berries

first

hi the creatures around here are really

UNF friendly

they sure

Noise

are who did that what I did I

it hey careful you you'll

fall c*ck never

fall I thought you said c*ck never

fall I'm so upset Anything could happen

why yeah why because that nasty the old

L kept me awake all night hting what

didn't you ask him to stop yes but L's

are nocturnal they sleep all day and Hur

all night that's terrible I'd hate to be

kept awake all night oh I don't know

what to do about it well I know let's

make heaps of noise and wake him up

great idea

[Music]

H who is it who who is making such a too

[Music]

to

work good night

[Music]

I can't sleep with all that noise going

on o how do I do very well thank

[Music]

you be quiet all of you what that goes

for you

too hey what no you're a mous what I'm

trying to sleep come in here and close

the

door oh Do You Hear What I have to put

up with yes that Al and the c*ck are

both really

noisy that's not the worst of it that h

Mrs possum threw her shoe at me

yesterday why because possums are awake

all night and sleep all day when my

children play in the daytime it keeps

Mrs pum awake but they have to play

sometime well have you explained that

the Mrs pum oh yes that's when she threw

her shoe at me oh what did you do I

threw her shoe in the

water good morning El good morning

morning fellow

nocturno hey what it's the middle of the

night ouch that's not nice serves you

right how can a wle bird sleep with all

that noise going on what yes now be

quiet I'll give you something to

complain

about ouch hi I did that I did sh did

now give me back my

shoe

okay you didn't throw it in the creek

like that Mouse did you no but I pulled

another one out of the creek just

yesterday oh thank you how nice of you

uh why do you keep losing them oh I get

so upset with my neighbors why ouch keep

the noise down

down

owo that wasn't

nice you're the one who's not nice you

scaroni old take

that now do you see why I get so

upset

yes can Betty could burrow around in

pieace without being flattened by flying

shoes oh don't blame him it was that

horrible to you bet it was now shut

up that goes for me too and me my babies

need their sleep

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Birds

Oh What a Beautiful D what so beautiful

about it well lots of things but he

aren't you supposed to sleep during the

day oo who can sleep with all this noise

going on oh you mean all the birds

singing yes I

do can sleep not me thanks to your

hurting oo ouch

ah yeah I see what you mean then do

something about it me do something about

it like what anything pluck out their

feathers tie up their

beaks oh I can't do that then do

something else anything oh um uh all

right um I'll try uh Hey Birds would you

mind not singing

not

sing well that didn't work they just

laughed at me

what shut up shut up shut up this is the

noisiest place I've ever

heard of course it is with that dizzy

dingi doing all the yelling it seems

like everyone yelled all night oh will

you all be quiet I'm trying to sleep

now we see what you mean Mr L oo what

can I

Bigfoot

[Music]

say you're not going to throw a shoe

into the water are you of course not

that's silly I just came to have a wash

and pick some of these beautiful

[Music]

flowers quiet

what you see what I mean now I

do you huh me yes you Thief I'm not a

thief yes you are you stole my wle

blossoms I didn't steal them in fact

they don't belong to you well they're

wle blossoms and I'm a wle b

so so they belong to me but there's

plenty of them you take some Mrs pum

takes lots and soon there'll be none

left I I'm sorry have you asked Mrs pum

to stop will you be

quiet

ouch uhoh hey you it's your fault did I

got hit with this oh I'm sorry I oops

ouch now see what you've done what have

I done you've ruined one of my holes

with your big foot oh I've hurt my ankle

and you worry about a silly hole he digs

holes everywhere and never fills them in

it's his own fault it is not I wasn't

the one who threw this smelly old

croaky

shoe what was

that that was strange huh that'll teach

you not to throw shoes I didn't well

somebody did I did caki why because I

should be asleep but there's too much

noise well it serves you right this

doesn't seem too hard to sort out Yeah

you sort yourself out fur

face see you can't re it with a

frog yeah he is a rude old croak yeah

his croaking keeps me awake all day well

then let's annoy

him ooh three skips pretty good but I

can do four

skips wow how did you do that oh it's

easy you just hold the stone like this

flat on its side and then you keep your

arm

ouch you rotten old frog come back a and

oo shut

up and don't make me tell you again

ouch ooh it's too light to see properly

hey F brains is anybody in there is

anybody home oops ouch sorry here M grab

this

[Music]

thanks well we showed that frog at ago

two oh yeah we really showed

frog

him oh I can't stand on this arguing

it's got to stop well that's easy just

ask that stupid waddle bird to be quiet

don't you mean ask Mrs pom to stop

throwing shoes yeah but first we have to

stop that hoodie ow no first we got to

ask that mouth not to bother the Frog no

we must stop everyone from bothering Mrs

Mouse no no no stop the loudmouth WD

bird no the Pome l m everyone except Mrs

Mouse stop stop stop arguing amongst

ourselves we've got to be sensible about

this yeah good idea nuty we'll do the

sensible thing which is teach that frog

a lesson what if everyone have to pick

on the Frog well they don't they pick on

the L no the c*ck too nice it's the

Frog's fault oh this is useless I've had

it I'm leaving yeah me too none of you

understand well I'm sick of being abused

I'm off well me too I thought better go

too I hope you're all satisfied they

were trying to help now your arguing has

driven them away I'm disgusted all you

do is talk talk talk all of you be quiet

I'm trying to sleep H the nerve of you

telling us to be quiet yes old hoody you

and that pum keep everyone awake all

night

[Laughter]

[Music]

now that wasn't

[Music]

funny that was funny ouch so was

that oh you're all so silly oh I

agree what who did she think she is

calling us silly well I'm not staying

here to be insulted me either

possum

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I just couldn't leave like that I was

being silly

myself what do you think you're doing

those are my shoes yes I know I'm

bringing them back for you what oh for

goodness sake don't give them back to

her I'm giving them back and very

politely asking her not to throw them

anymore uh-oh help help

ouch hey that was nutsy NY nuty nuty

nuty it's your fault Pome you pushed her

I did not the branch broke oh throwing

your smelly old shoes caused it if you

didn't keep me awake I wouldn't have to

throw my smelly old shoes oo that's

right I shut up all of you NY are you

all

right what happened she fell out of our

tree and it wasn't my fault you are all

to blame but that's not important now

n*zi needs

nutty needs help

[Music]

help I'm okay Blinky I just had the wind

knocked down of me we thought you were

badly hurt I'm glad you're all right

yeah me too now Shifty get water right

away Masia borrow a damp cloth right

flap splodge push all those leaves into

a big pile you're right here's the water

here's the damp

cloth I'm all right really I just feel

silly silly why because of the way we

behaved we acted silly just like all the

animals around here yeah you're right

yeah we've all been friends for too long

to behave like them yeah they just fight

over who should live in this tree argue

argue argue that's all I do it would

serve them right if the tree got chopped

down oh they don't deserve that that's

too mean yeah that's it chop down the

tree we'll use their equipment but won't

that be stealing no we'll put it all

back when we're finished we're just

borrowing it oh I see yeah I see too and

I don't like it humans scare me Maria

nutsy Shifty you go to the clothes line

yeah and flap and I'll go with you to

the shed yes then we'll meet back here

let's go this looks right and this sh

yeah that's good stuff let's go yes L

this tell yeah yeah hurry sh that's

enough let's go I can still see too much

of your face here put this on you look

silly you feel silly put this on W he

looks too scary for

me do you really think this will work

Teamwork

Blinky come on out all of you I want to

talk to you now

uhoh uhoh

what what oh no tree

Choppers yes tree Choppers we've had too

many complaints about this tree so we've

come to chop it down no no you can't do

that oh yes we can you can't get along

together so down it comes

you wouldn't oh yes we would now clear

out so we can start

chopping yeah well you can eat

[Music]

dirt did you hear me I'll count to 10

then we start

chopping okay all together let's

go

ouch 1 2 3 4 5

6 7 8

9 10 Ready

[Music]

Set hey that tree Shades my pond you

can't chop it

[Music]

down I watch

it good job hold

him it worked

yeah hey why you're not tree Choppers

that's

[Laughter]

right good job sunny I thought so we did

it to show you how you can get along

together see how well you all worked as

a team yes we can get along together

what yes we can yeah we can you bet

me too it really worked Blinky of course

being a team works for us and it's going

to work for us right yeah yeah yep y

absolutely yeah teamwork is great it's

wonderful oh it's really good

it's what is it teamwork well um it's

the sort of thing we need to uh put back

the axe and all the other things we

borrowed

oh yeah

yeah great

[Music]

extraordinary Yahoo did doinky Bill and

all his crew nuty flap and Mar and SPL

the kangar kangar kangaroo Excursion

time mag we'll have a lovely day we're

going on a bushwalk young Blinky y

hooray you be SP to take a compass in

the map and all I'll bring the evental

like chocolate K said flap

yahoy andw n flap and and SPL the

kangaroo the kangar splodge the kangaroo

they wandered down an old Bush track a

twisting and a turning then crawled up

on the bank and fell exhausted on the

grass an unfamiliar landscape stretched

around them far and wide and Flappy

nearly fainted we're completely lost he

cried you want to know what happened

then keep watching and you'll see here

comes the next adventure of Blinky Bill

Blinky Bill Blinky bill that's

me did you doinky Bill and

FL the kangaro the kangar the kangaroo