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03x01 - The Great Escape

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Adventures of Blinky Bill". Aired: 1 January 1993 – 5 July 2004.*
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Set in Greenpatch, a fictional Australian bushland town, the series presents stories through the activities and misadventures of Blinky Bill, as well as his family and friends.

03x01 - The Great Escape

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this is the story of Blinky Bill and FL

and nutsy too and wom rff and M and

splot the kangaroo now they all lived in

green patch town as happy as can be with

friends and neighbors all around same as

you and me but it's not always fun and

games for Blinky and his crew disaster

shouldn't happen but unless they sunk on

too there's Mysteries and secrets out

there amongst the trees and nobody needs

enemies when you've got friends like

these hey hey Blinky Bill you'll never

catch him standing still life is pretty

boring till you met Blinky Bill hey hey

Blinky Bill Che made from Green patch

Hill if you don't know him you soon will

good old

Blinky

Bill good on you

Blinky

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now today we are going to learn about

flying machines does anyone know how a

big heavy thing like this can float in

the

air Blinky Bill what did I just say um

you said Blinky Bill what did I just

say that's enough well then where was I

oh yes flying roll up roll up come and

see the Circus Brothers famous circus hi

everybody come and look at

this you think do sit down

immediately see the Cirus show that

amazed the crown heads of

Europe airus W Blinky where do you think

you're

going come back here don't

oh very well then class

dismissed see slippery the seal and his

amazing balancing and

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juggling yoyo the acrobatic

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monkey be mystified by the Oriental

magic of

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lingling

be enthralled by the Elegance of

Penelope the Wonder

cyclist I think I

like me too and be afraid very afraid of

Leo the Lion King of the

Beast he's even more Fierce than Miss

medpar

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you I might have

not always trouble when they turn up

always come and see the Circus Brothers

Circus at black stump Paddock

today don't worry we'll be there won't

we no Blinky bill you can't go oh but

Mom

I'll help tidy

up whenever humans come to Green patch

they always bring trouble with them but

these humans look okay and if they

weren't okay the animals wouldn't stay

with them would they the lion didn't

have a choice he was chained up oh it's

all part of the ACT

Blinky hey not bad I'm sorry but the

answer's still no oh

Mom where are you going anyway oh I

promised your aunt I'd help with a new

baby I might be late home take your time

we'll be fine come on we should get

started with our homework

homework you've got to be joking so you

thanky

oh you are going to get into such

trouble are you heard mom she's going

out she'll never

know you'd like to go to the

circus mom said I couldn't I did mine

and mine yes I'm here a come on my mom

said I couldn't go but that's not going

to stop me well if you're going good on

your flap and if you two are

going one second thoughts coming Mom see

you yeah have fun Lucky Ducks well looks

like it's just you and me then FL huh um

wait I suppose I'll have to come along

to keep you two out of trouble trouble

When do I ever get into TR roll up roll

up to the greatest show on

Earth for the one and only there it is

what are we waiting for let's go ladies

and gentlemen take SE

in 5 minutes you have tickets

presumably uh tickets little pieces of

paper showing you paid your entrance fee

you must have heard of them well yeah

but but you don't have any H have a nice

day somewhere else oh well at least we

can go home and do our

homework are you kidding I've come to

see a

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circus

ah another customer you'd better hurry

up show's about to

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start uh let me through I'm a doctor and

someone's fainted oh certainly doctor

any

good ni try but no

enchilada ladies and gentlemen boys and

girls welcome to the circus brother

spectacular we're missing the show we've

got to do something like go home nuty I

know we could start a fire and while

everyone's looking at it we could sneak

in don't you think that's a bit too

dangerous um uh uh Blinky not now FL I'm

thinking uh what if we dug a tunnel

sorry Blinky but I no no no that'll take

two a catapult we can sh**t ourselves

into the T okay what is it flap wouldn't

it be easier to sneak in through

here flap you're a genius come

on and now ladies and gentlemen the

circus brother circus brings you

incredible it is pretty

good

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Penelope

oh no I can't

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look that was amazing and Now ladies and

gentlemen direct from The Plains of the

Serengeti the king of the beasts Leo the

liar oh my look at this

goodness look at those

teeth I hope the line doesn't get

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hiccups sorry but if you want to see the

show you have to buy tickets now

scooped well now we can do our homework

you give up too easily

n the back door why didn't I think of

that before linky I really don't think

you

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should right we must be backstage the

main arena is still

there call that a raar I could have done

better

myself I've been a bit tired recently I

don't want to hear your pathetic excuses

get and the cage go on Fierce King of

the Beast I've seen scarier

butterflies come on wake up you'll be on

soon oh you are without doubt the idlest

laziest creature I've ever come across

as for these so-called tricks of yours H

I've seen more magic in a bowl of porage

I thought he was supposed to be a good

blug so did

I

hey what going on here what are you

doing here go away you you you get us

all into trouble why did that man keep

shouting at you why are you locked up in

cages oh is it not obvious Miss we are

prisoners sl*ves a well not anymore you

not I'm going to get you out of here

uh-oh and Now ladies and gentlemen Mr

circus quick later we present to you the

death defying Ser Circus the human

cannon

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ball I really think you should come in a

minute I hope you've got the gunpowder

right this time it took me 4 hours to

find you

yesterday

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ready

you n poop can't you get anything right

well I'm sure I put enough g*n powder in

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there boy panda you're

arm you're really going to want to hear

this oh what is

it if we could just find the keys maybe

we should tell the authorities let them

deal with it oh they'll take forever we

don't have

time I wouldn't bother but you don't

want to stay here do you no but we've

tried escaping heaps of times they

always catch us yeah but this time

you've got me to help you do want to be

free don't you I do anything to get out

what you put me down

you I'm going to report you for this

it's against the

law I know it is which is why I'm never

going to let you

go welcome to your new

home oh the audience is really enjoying

Ling Ling's

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magic that's one will never

cease hey

B now get the animals ready for the

grand

finale or tie the ttin down to something

solid before this wind blows us all away

right to what exactly do I have to think

of

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everything do do you think he meant it

about keeping us here I think he did the

human is a monster he cares nothing for

our Liberty oh don't worry I'll get us

out of here I I just need a

plan that human looks like he needs some

plan too if I can just tie the ropes to

something

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solid got

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him

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good for flying a

c that's it I know how to get the

animals so far away the brothers will

never catch them we just have to get out

of these

cages and Now ladies and gentlemen the

grand

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[Applause]

finale and now the grand

finale uh there seems to be some sort of

technical hitch don't go

away

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where are the animals for the Grand

Final you nink poop it bet you told me

to try the ropes to something solid I

didn't tell you to take forever to do it

get the animals but I haven't done the

other side of the tent yet do it

now who would like to see some um I

don't want to sound negative but that's

not getting us out of these cages

okay okay I'm I'm I'm thinking too late

here comes S I try to do the right thing

all right everybody here for the grand

finale we go

again oh do do we get to go into the

grand finale as

well you're not sick as animals of

course we are we're the the famous

flying graen patchers the uh the

greatest trapes act in in the world we

are fling grain Pates never heard of you

we came here to see if your circuses are

worth joining oh and is it not sure yet

we'd need to see the grand finale first

in fact we'd like to perform in it Pinky

relax it'll be fine um if we'd like it

here we'll stay we'll make you rich and

famous rich

and famous think how pleased your

brother would be well basel's never

pleased with me but he will be if I help

him get

rich come on you what I I wa to see

Basel F when he realiz that what do we

do now

do we're the flying green patchers we're

going to do our trap

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Act

ladies and gentlemen I give you the

Circus Brothers Grand

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[Applause]

Finale what are they doing here they

should be locked up the bezel

SE they're real famous for C no they're

not they're a couple of stupid koalas

and a thing with a funny beak oh but I

don't care what they said

I on the other hand the trapes is very

dangerous world famous trapes artists eh

that's us well as it happens we need

another trapes act we had an unfortunate

accident with our last lot such a long

way to

fall right up you

go couldn't we be world famous clowns

instead there is no way I'm swinging off

a rope from way up there it's too

dangerous relax you don't have to do

anything I've got it all worked

out what exactly is his plan all I know

is when the koala says Run for the

Caravan we run for the

Caravan I I should be at home we all sh

di mention I'm scared of

heart just don't look down and even if

you do Paul there's always the safety

net remove the safety

net well maybe

not and now for the first and possibly

last time I give you the flying green

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pches I just hold this and swing right

but don't look at me you're the one who

has it all worked

out remind me how this is going to save

the circus animals simple first

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I

famous C artists

eh yeah but first you don't succeed

Blinky be careful careful is my

middle I'm

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stopped I can almost smell the

fear do you think he knows what he is

doing oh that was a pretty CL

Dr a comedy trapez act I like

ity this is kind of fun you'll hurt

yourself I'm getting D hold on

FL

oh c sure bre him like him they love him

oh this koala could make

my

fortune I thought you have a plan I do I

just need to distract the brothers how

don't worry it'll be a soft

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[Applause]

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Landing

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hey

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interesting

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wiy go go go I'll see you in the

Caravan we'll see about

that let me go stop them you th

skull hey hey hey guys help

help you let my friends go or else what

get back in your cages or your friends

will be history

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I can't believe I'm about to do

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this what's going

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on the carav don't you think you're all

being a little tasty

here

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and and what do we do now my little bon

bon I don't know wait for Blinky I

guess I told you to tie it down I

did

gra

it doesn't seem much of a BL to me now

something happening look we're

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flying get that rich of koala s get

him

ony hold

ony climate

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climate

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hury

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got this is all your fault

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s pH that was a close one I I I I don't

believe it we're free We've Got

Away thank you Blinky Bill you're very

clever no he's very clever

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[Applause]

yes I couldn't have done it on my own

you were incredibly Brave

flap and as for you n*zi you

were

extraordinary

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h

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