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03x13 - Crouching Dragon, Hidden Koala

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Adventures of Blinky Bill". Aired: 1 January 1993 – 5 July 2004.*
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Set in Greenpatch, a fictional Australian bushland town, the series presents stories through the activities and misadventures of Blinky Bill, as well as his family and friends.

03x13 - Crouching Dragon, Hidden Koala

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[Music]

[Applause]

here's Blinky Bill and nutsy and it's

flat who makes it free and a mob of

circus animals who Blinky helps it free

now blinky's going everywhere around the

world he'll roam to get each and every

one of them to places they call home but

the circus boys have other plans they

want their circus back they're chasing

Blinky overseas and want him in their

act there's danger and excitement in a

strange and distant land we're sure our

cheeky Blinky bill can keep the upper

hand hey hey Blinky Bill you'll never

catch him standing still life is pretty

boring till you've met Blinky Bill hey

hey Blinky bill out cheeky make from

Green patch Hill if you don't know him

you soon will good old

blink

Bill good on you

Blinky

[Music]

you can do it yeah how hard can it be to

escape from three ropes two padlocks and

a set of

handcuffs Cho's right I cannot do it I

was foolish to try don't say that we

don't be so hard on yourself yeah come

on lingling no it is a trick for a

really good escapologist like the

[Music]

master he could escape from

anything he was pretty good

I the best VOA and such a brilliant

teacher sadly I was captured before he

could finish teaching me well you'll

soon be seeing him again Hawk's pig is

just ahead I am nearly home hold this

py yes that's Hulk's PE

[Music]

right I can't wait for you to meet my

family what a reunion it will

be unless the Circus Brothers find you

first come on Sarah I can't do all the

work I've done the hard work of finding

H spe now all you have to do is get us

over

it oh why do we have to go over it

because lingling home is on the other

side so so when Blinky and the others

try to take her home we catch them all

but we'll never get there at this

oh now

what oh I think we've got a

[Applause]

Panter on the other side is the biggest

forest full of the tastiest bamboo in

the whole world so dense and Lush as far

as the eye can

see uh are you sure sure about

that it's all

gone how can this be what has

happened maybe this is the wrong Valley

no there is Hawk's Peak so what's

happened to my home there's only one way

a whole bamboo forest can disappear

humans humans do whatever they like

we've seen them

but where would my family

live not around

here then

where I'm very very sorry basil I don't

care the animals have probably already

landed now get a move

on made it the rest should be easy

sah

all those years I was with the circus I

dreamt every day of coming home of being

with my family

again don't give up hope lingling we've

got good

news those farm animals told us there is

a panda near here only one that's the

bad news where is this Panda we must

speak to him that's the worst news what

do you mean well the panda is somewhere

in the village a human

Village oh Floy ahead and check it

out but not if I find the brothers

[Music]

first I got to find the brothers I got

to find the

brothers huh no sign of them anywhere

huh

uh-oh that doesn't look good

Buzz's hat and map and his bik oh there

must have been an accident those

incompetent Wicked

brainless you're alive no thanks to

somebody hold the Family Feud I've got

important news the animals they've

already landed and are heading into a

village oh je what are we waiting for

lead the

way

we'll be in and out in no time that's

right find the panda rescue the panda

andom back to the Caravan should we not

wait for too yeah where is the little

boy he'll be fine he always is now let's

go well all the humans are

sleeping um Blinky

if the humans are asleep who's having

the world's biggest

party I'm thinking we should come back

tomorrow night or never we can't turn

back now we'll just have to be extra

careful come

[Music]

on quick the Coast's

clear

[Music]

with all the human villagers in the

world we have to pick the one with

dragons not a real dragon if that was

pretend I'd ha to made a real one oh I

can't believe it it's Chinese New Year

not good it's terrible i've been gone so

long I've forgotten one of China's most

important

celebrations can we get back to the

dragons little bit about their not being

real the humans dress up as dragons all

part of the celebrations hopefully the

humans will be so busy being dragons

they won't notice us exactly now let's

split up find the panda and meet back

here in an

[Music]

hour L come with

me

we'll never find them in all this you

will if you've got an eye in the

sky what do you reckon okay you find

them we'll NAB

[Applause]

them we'll need a disguise

absolutely

why because we don't want anybody

especially Blinky Bill to know we're

here what's this I don't

know it's sure

spectacular you

first it's

[Music]

easy

careful FL we're trying not to be

noticed I think we got away

with no sign of them

anywhere now there's a side you don't

see every day in China aala and a French

poodle I better tell the

brothers

oh look another

Dragon e stop funny oh forget the dragon

Penelope we're trying to find over there

the

panda oh the poor thing Penelope come on

Penelope got

you

coast is

clear this is hopeless Blinky there are

so many people and the panda could be

anywhere don't give up lingling we'll

find him I can find

anything then why do you keep finding

the same Corner what this is the fourth

time we've walked past this rubbish bin

oh possibly we've been walking looking

around in

circles we'll never find the panda of

course we will look on the bright side

lingling what bright side we won't have

to search here again come

on oh

no you help pleas

help Place

Lo we'll keep them in here while we

catch the

others

care you won't be getting a away this no

on the contrary I think you're the one

who won't be getting

[Music]

away B look that way that way looks like

our spy in the sky has found us some

more

customers Mr Panda where are you with

friends of

lingling

no one here no it's quiet too

[Music]

quiet nothing to be afraid of just some

dumb fireworks yeah it'll take more than

that to scare a couple of tough gos like

us not even that old Dragon would scare

us actually not that old Dragon um flap

it's coming

towards

brother help

[Music]

e is that you slap maty Penelope a they

haven't got you too May so Blinky and

lingling are still free yes and I guess

too's out there too good old too he's

probably helping them right

now well done my feathered friend now

find

[Applause]

blanky I reckon we're getting somewhere

now

lingling

lingling no you go on without me

Blinky but I need your help

I'm no use I couldn't save my family I

can't find a Panda I can't even do a

simple Escape trick only the master

could find this

Panda why I mean what would the master

do I don't know he he is so skillful so

clever he would keep searching until

exactly and so will we come on

[Music]

you can run Blinky bill but you can't

hide down there

[Music]

boys go too oh

yeah oh too you a one cool

[Music]

C

[Applause]

[Music]

we haven't looked over there

yet let's

go

hurry up get a move

on look lingling it's theander come on

let's

go stupid dragons shouldn't be allowed

on

roads oh no I wonder who it

is master

linging

what are you doing in a cage you can

escape anything you you're the master

I'm still just a panda lingling no match

for hundreds of humans with

cages I cannot even reach the padlock

through this mesh hi I've heard a lot

about you Blinky saved me and some other

animals from a circus he has brought me

home ah yes home a lot has

happened the Circus Brothers oh if only

I had a lockpicking

[Music]

tool Master always say be

prepared I've been practicing but I'm

nowhere near as good as

[Music]

you

Hur are

lingling where they are they've seen

us hurry

lingling FAL

sleeping can do

it come on no master I can't of course

you

can relax Focus work with the lock not

against it I'll try

oh come

on I did

it come

on this

way there they

are up

here come on let me

[Music]

help nearly there

[Music]

grab my

hand W come on lingling you can do it oh

no she

can listen someone is cing it's Blinky I

know it is come to five to die oh

yes back in captivity where you all

belong

oh are you all right oh this is all my

fault I should never have let you all

try and help

me they were heading in this

direction so that's where they're

keeping them it would appear so the

question is how do we get them

out

there are too many locks to

pick oh even if I had the tools it would

take too long we need to bust them out

but how he who keeps his eyes open finds

what he's looking

for uh I don't mean to be disrespectful

but now is not the time for mumbo jumbo

no look

firecrackers I I can see why they call

you the master

be careful young Blinky firecrackers are

very dangerous careful is my middle

name okay you distract the brothers

while I blow the door

uh-huh how do we find Blinky now basil

we don't Cel Blinky will find us huh

he'll try to free his mates mark my way

words bzel look that black and white

koala was with Blinky they've spotted us

Blinky it's a panda you N Run I'm right

behind

[Music]

you we'll soon have you out g*ng we be

here where am I they must be here keep

searching

cast a look and you will

find how did he do that I don't care but

he's not getting away

now but Master say Catch Me If You

Can Get off me S where is he hey he was

right

here well he must have gone that way

wait for

[Music]

[Applause]

me I'm going to blow this door open with

a few

fireworks keep well away from the

door

[Music]

okay get

ready how's it going young COA need much

more time actually I'm almost

done whoops okay you guys stand back cuz

I uh I just dropped a cr*cker and that's

nothing to worry about this room is full

of firecrackers that one will fit them

all off it'll blow us

up can can someone get to it no no no

only lingling but she's tied

up it's too tight you can do it lingling

you have all the skills you just have to

believe in

[Music]

yourself I know I can do it just give me

a

moment

relax

Focus work with the

knots not against

[Music]

them got

it

[Music]

look out the door's going to

[Applause]

blow everyone

okay let's get them

out

catch oh lingling you saved us we always

knew you do it except maybe a couple of

seconds

there now we've got

[Music]

[Laughter]

you there's no escape this

time see how you like being in a

cage

good you really are the master

[Applause]

[Music]

that

[Music]

smell don't

ask let me out it's dark in here well

light a match you nink poop

yeah

off

this is all your

fault I wish my family were here to see

this they aren't so very far away you

know oh do you really think we'll find

them after today lingling I think you

can do anything I always knew you were

good now you know it

too

[Music]

extraordinary

[Music]