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03x23 - A Dog's Best Friend

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Adventures of Blinky Bill". Aired: 1 January 1993 – 5 July 2004.*
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Set in Greenpatch, a fictional Australian bushland town, the series presents stories through the activities and misadventures of Blinky Bill, as well as his family and friends.

03x23 - A Dog's Best Friend

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[Applause]

here's Blinky Bill and nuty and it's

flat who makes it free and a mob of

circus animals who Blinky helps it free

now Blinky going everywhere around the

world he'll roam to get each and every

one of them to places they call home but

the circus boys have other plans they

want their circus back they're chasing

Blinky overseas and want him in their

a*s

there's danger and excitement in a

strange and distant land we're sure our

cheeky Blinky bill can keep the upper

hand hey hey Blinky Bill you'll never

catch him standing still life is pretty

boring till you've met Blinky Bill hey

hey Blinky bill out cheeky made from

Green patch Hill if you don't know him

you soon will good old

blink

Bill good on you

Blinky

[Music]

he flap any sign of Paris uh sorry all I

can see is oh spot a big city let me see

is this is this my beautiful homea I

cannot wait to see my mistress I have so

much to tell her she's excited about

being with humans just because you would

never live with a

human wow it's

enormous B is a huge City it has many

millions of humans Millions huh there's

no way we're flying in there humans will

see us and want a CES not to mention the

Circus Brothers but the circus brothers

are far far away in India where we left

some I guess we could always land the

balloon and sneak in on foot brilliant

idea NY hold tight prepare for

landing ah Paris if we have to be stuck

somewhere waiting to Ambush these

infernal animals at least it's somewhere

with good

food

well don't be greedy s you're supposed

to be looking for that balloon but it's

been days since we flew into Paris and

we haven't seen any sign of a balloon

have wa Hy pumpkin oh for goodness sake

will you stop talking to that bear how

many times do I have to tell you it's

just a stuffed toy don't you listen to

nasty Al bzo what is it now there it is

the

Caravan let me

see they think they can sneak into p

without me knowing eh I'll show

[Applause]

them watch Blinky we're going to hit

that building with a spinning pip we are

doomed not if I have anything to do with

it no it's no

working watch

out I meant to do

that oh welcome to p you guys are never

satisfied that was a perfectly safe

landing you must have had a different

Landing to us why are we still moving

H we're

not what is happening we we seem to be

floating we we must be in a river oh

what do we do now if we can find a rope

I can swim a sure and tie us up un

thatching exactly what I was about

to suggest no wait this is perfect it is

may we this river is the same it flows

right through the art of so so we can

float all the way into the middle of the

city and the humans won't even

notice hurry s we have to get to that

balloon oh look be we parked in a No

Parking Zone oh here s get going well

lucky the police didn't put one of those

clamps on their

wheel CH

[Music]

up hey FL you need a hand tying up the

balloon I'm fine thanks Blinky oh my

finish oh your mistress must be very

rich to afford a necklace like this the

Circus Brothers would have done anything

to get their hands on it we but it is

not some money it is a memories of my

beloved mistress I treasure most oh she

loves me so much and I oh you've really

missed her haven't you oh of course and

she will have been lost without me all

this time she has no idea I was

kidnapped and sold to those horrid

Circus Brothers but soon thanks to you

all I will be home with her

[Music]

[Music]

again

H this is wonderful my own City I have

missed this place so much oh Penelope

I'm so happy for you wait a minute

Penelope we can't just walk around the

street I mean what about the humans it

is not far to my mistress's house you

will be our guest of honor I will make

sure of

it I don't know Blinky don't be so rude

thank you Penelope we'd love to visit

wouldn't we boys yeah I guess so all

right that is your home

extraordinary it's beautiful we and wait

until you see

inside our house is full of beautiful

things carpets paintings how about fresh

gum leaves huh I'm sure my mistress

could have some floing from Australia

now you're

talking oh I cannot wait to see her my

old

room so

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excited usually she answers a door by

now she must be out guess we'll just

have to

wait the door is

unlocked what what is

this wow um you sure this is the right

place looks kind of empty to

me where is my mistress where are the

beautiful

things this is the windmill I landed

near well get up high so we can have a

look

[Music]

around oh I just can't save the

Caravan pretty well find anything

sitting here lazy bones get up and have

a look it's not fair Teddy pumpkin why

do I always have to

do oh Teddy pumpkin are you all right

will you stop playing with that stupid

toy and keep looking it's all right

these leaves broke his full hey there

are gum leaves like blanky Billy so they

were here they are Wheel tracks They go

all the way back there quick let's

follow

them let's go

[Applause]

k ble are you sure you want to follow

these track of course I don't

stop look what you've done to my

pastries on the bright side basil at

least there are no waterfalls here like

in the

[Music]

Amazon gone everything gone every room

empty don't worry Penelope we'll help

you find a an even better home but of

course that is the answer don't you see

the mistress has gone to a better home

better than

this mistress always said she wanted a

bigger place with a whole floor for me

to play in we must find her but how it's

not like she left an address come we

will ask Maurice he knows everyone and

everything in this

city pel I soon you disappeared forever

I certainly never expected you to return

with these other soall

animals oh these French leaves are

disgusting these are my friends they

rescued me from the circus

cus we of course that explains the lack

of breeding you o Contra are as elegant

as ever as you have managed to keep that

beautiful necklace in spot of everything

it means well to

me careful you fish duck duck I am a pla

no you are

an hi what are you calling

names please Mor they no are yeah just

tell us where we can find Penelope's

mistress and we'll push off for good you

mean you do not know what have been oh I

know she has moved house indeed she has

your mistress lives at 23

Ron in the west quarter so West quarter

are you sure that area is a Tre Aire oh

that depends it is not very much the

place to be for people like your

mistress o la la oh mercy mace Mercy

come along everyone mistress will be so

surprised it is you are in for this priz

Penelope oh

yes what an a offensive oror I think

that's spring for uh this place

something are you sure this is the right

Street this is where Mar said but there

must be some mistake the the mistress

would never live somewhere so

common

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helli M mistress but it cannot be there

you are Fifi good girl you know it is

time for your D no

mistress it isn't possible are you all

right P her beautiful home all gone and

living with a cat oh no

look ble I've been making a little

backpack for pppy pumpkin so he doesn't

have any more accidents I'll give you

both an accident if you're not careful

now just look for Blinky Bill he must be

here in Paris somewhere now where are

those chocolatey claes Basel loves

pastries just as much as I love

you

Tedy it's all right Teddy pumpkin s got

you whatever it is Ser so but I'm

busy you think she'll be all right

Penelope can you hear me the human

betrayed her H like we didn't see that

coming Blinky Penelope can you hear

me oh I had the most horor

dream Mrs had lost all her money and she

had forgotten all about me and she had a

new pet a

cat

s it is

true oh it is obvious my mistress does

not want me anymore my only hope is to

find another home you can't just give up

Penelope I did not give up on her oh no

she has given up on the mo wow she she's

really upset they have to be something

we can do you know how to cheer her

up this it and look who she's talking to

Fancy Pants the P oh your mistress F on

our times and lost all her money as for

the cat it must be so humiliating for

you you must help me maice you are my

only hope actually I do know of a

wealthy household who may be looking for

a pet just like you do you think you

could arrange for me to go there I could

make inquiries of course there is a

small matter of my fee fee I will

organize this position for you in

exchange

for let me see perhaps your lovely Dam

on the necklace pel can't give the

necklace away your mistress gave it to

you silver play

Mo anything but a necklace perhaps we

can come up with another Arrangement oh

and by the way Lucifer of they are

not welcome in polite Arrow flea bags

that doesn't you again no one does that

to

[Applause]

mace sorry

mindful

stop all of you this is my only hope of

finding a new

home hey big

ha come and get me you poy P Watch Out

pleas

please there Teddy pumpkin now you'll

always be safe on my back nothing can

fall out of this

wello my wait what's all that noise is

this a trick

[Music]

question it's Blinky Bill he's right

there in the park come

on coming

B what's wrong Mar too slow to catch a

couple of feral flea

bags what are you doing stop taunting

him Blinky PR you're only making things

worse for

Penelope forgive them Maurice they do

not mean any arm linky was just about to

apologize weren't

youy

Blinky all right I'm sorry I'm not all

right I'm sorry I'm sorry my offer

remains open however I will require Z

neckace as payment but Mar

please take it or leave it I am no

longer in the mood for discussion with

you or your

friends what choice do I

have I will

pay I will make the

arrangements you shouldn't have annoyed

him Blinky oh I'm sorry but how did I

know he'd be so nasty he's as bad as a

human go

here my mistress even brings that awful

cat to our special Park oh and look she

sits with it on our special

bench such betrayal that's humans for

you uh we've got a problem look the

brother after them s come back

here my little Fifi what is

happening

Wy watch

out those horrible men are trying to

catch the want ex gummy M we cannot let

this outrage

continue you're not taking away this

time Blinky Bell that's what you

think put me down yes let him go he's

mine stop it you ID man leave this poor

defenseless animal alone huh give him to

me you fool certainly not you rud man

what's the problem battle you two are

the problem go little one run be safe

and free m I insist you leave the park

to or I will call the je the police is

that so well if you don't rap off you'll

never see your stupid cat again Fifi oh

no please put her down way please do not

hurt her I could not bear to lose

another loved one I have never recovered

from losing my beloved pel could she

mean well you should have been more

careful of course she means

you I'm sure I could find plenty of uses

for kitty cat here in my circus no here

take C it'll take a lot more than that

to buy me off but is all some money I

have there is nothing more she is

prepared to sacrifice all her money for

an an well I'll excuse him I have

arranged for your new home All That

Remains is for you to hand over the

necklace if I had more money I would

give it to you but I am

well I am sorry Maurice there is someone

who has a greater need than either of

us

basus Handler shut is that really

you we I thought you were dead ah pity

you know these men

unfortunately we you may have this

necklace but only if you promise to

leave now and never bother any of us

again no oh I

promise

here without that necklace I will not

help her she will be homeless and alone

at last no more need for any circus or

Blinky bill I'll be rich beyond my

wildest dreams a life of wealth and

luxury awaits me I mean

us come along

s For Heaven's Sake sir stay

[Music]

upright

that that was incredible incredibly

stupid you mean I offered you a chance

now you are on your own there is no way

I will help you find another home good

rid that pel was helping you find

another home I need somewhere to live

and there is obviously no place for me

in your life that is not true m t has

been desperate for your return I thought

you were dead I was devastated VII has

been a friend to me in my solitude all I

want now is for the three of us to be

together as a

family but but the necklace I I I gave

it away it was a noble thing you did for

your friends and for me please panelope

be come home I cannot give you a life of

luxury anymore but I still love you and

I love you I have so much to tell you oh

please

go easy on the mushy

stuff I think it's beautiful it sure

is come on it's just such a shame ble

got the

necklace at least it means he won't be

chasing us anymore don't be so selfish

if mistress and Penelope still had that

necklace they could sell it and get

their old house back if only there was

some way we can get it

back

maybe there is a way there there Teddy

pumpkin everything is all right

now with the money from that necklace

I'll be able to buy a whole chain of

Patisserie I thought that stupid bear

got left in the park he did but now he's

safely back with me no let me have a

proper look at that necklace see how

much it's

worth the necklace where is it I told

you to keep an eye on it I did right

until it was too far away to see too far

away what are you talking about where is

it I had no choice Basel it was the only

way to get Teddy pumpkin back are you

telling me that you traded the necklace

for that stupid bear do you know how

much it was worth we would have been

Rich that Teddy pump is worth more

demain than anything else in the whole

wide world wait till I get my hands on

you

get off me you

overweight this is all your fault

s

VOA my necklace oh thank you Blinky but

oh I guess love is stronger than money

for S

too oh you have all been so kind that I

cannot believe I am having to say Ad you

farewell why you not getting rid of us

that quickly what about a a farewell

party

eh we will treat you like kings and

queens won't we Fifi it will be our

pleasure but Blinky you won't mind

coming to the house of a human I'd

rather be with a human like her than an

animal like maice you know maybe some

humans are all right my mistress is more

than all right blink Bill she is

[Music]

extraordinaire

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