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03x26 - How Green Is My Greenpatch

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Adventures of Blinky Bill". Aired: 1 January 1993 – 5 July 2004.*
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Set in Greenpatch, a fictional Australian bushland town, the series presents stories through the activities and misadventures of Blinky Bill, as well as his family and friends.

03x26 - How Green Is My Greenpatch

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[Music]

[Applause]

here's Blinky Bill and nuty and it's

flat who makes it free and a mob of

circus animals who Blinky helps set free

now blinky's going everywhere around the

world he'll roam to get each and every

one of them to places they call home but

the circus boys have other plans they

want their circus back they're chasing

Blinky overseas and want him in their

there's danger and excitement in a

strange and distant land we're sure our

cheeky Blinky bill can keep the upper

hand hey hey Blinky Bill you'll never

catch him standing still life is pretty

boring till you've met Blinky Bill hey

hey Blinky bill I'll cheeky make from

Green patch Hill if you don't know him

you soon will good old

blink

Bill good on you Blinky

Blinky CL I'm ready to take the group

photo don't wet the camera it's got all

the photos from our adventure in there

sorry it's just I'd forgotten how

Sensational it is to Splash around in a

muddy Old

Creek and i' forgotten how delicious

fresh gum leaves

are

try some nutsy we'll have plenty of time

to eat and swim once we get home to

Green patch but I really want to get

this photo of the three of us great idea

not see one final momento of our amazing

adventure

sorry come on Blinky I've set the timer

on the camera I just want to get these

baby leaves they are so

yummy

linky I could have really hurt myself on

this sometimes I think you're more of a

danger to us than the Circus Brothers

the Circus Brothers there's a blast from

the past yep well we're going home the

circus brothers are somewhere on the

other side of the world Blinky and his

friends will think we're somewhere on

the other side of the world when in fact

we're almost at Green patch turn here h

careful you're inome poop we haven't

come all this way to have an accident

Uncle Basil's in a very cranky mood oh

don't be ridiculous he's been cranky

with us ever since we got that F from

Paris hasn't he Teddy will you stop

talking for that stuffed toy and

concentrate on driving see he's always

telling me what I can and can't do watch

out if we can just get the green patch

in one piece catching Blinky bill will

be the easy part Uncle basil always says

how easy it'll be but it never is we

would have caught thatb all ages ago if

you hadn't been such a Trey hey a Trey

Trey that was

fun you call that fun at this rate we'll

never get

there what I think we're already there H

oh

excellent there it is home sweet

home oh I hope they got my letter of

course they did they'll be expecting us

any minute last one homes a rotten

EG hey where is everyone uh maybe

they're all sleeping in at lunchtime Mom

Dad one hello I'm

home maybe Something's Happened to them

like what well they could have moved or

maybe humans came and captured them oh

no don't even think about that they have

to be

[Music]

[Applause]

somewhere so

your around the whole world I'm so proud

of you

flip you've done all this just for us we

wanted to make a real fast didn't we

splud make us the die off school and I

I've prepared a short speech you don't

make short speeches good one womo don't

call

me it's good to have you back okay is bu

party time it

[Music]

boys we decided to make all your

favorite party food wow gumnut mud cake

with triple gum Leaf icing

oh a blinky flap try one of these I made

them especially for you oh geez thanks

blud no playing with food give us a

break I think you've had quite enough of

a break especially from schill it wasn't

a break I like to think of it as one big

geography lesson the world with their

classroom well in that case I expect a

geography assignment on your trip by

next

week

geography can I get you a drink they got

gut fizzy back

there it's all right I'll get one I

can't believe Miss magpa trust her to

ruin a perfectly good day

oh thanks I didn't even see

what

surprise Blinky where are you mom's made

a special cake for you

not

[Music]

Blinky

Blinky out not so

fast are you on TI oh For Heaven's Sake

s can you forget about that stupid stop

toy good one n*zi we have to warn the

others B they're getting

away after them you nink poop oh yeah

come on Teddy pumpkin everybody run the

circus brothers are here I thought we

left them on the other side of the world

think again dark

features in here we want you to leave

immediately sorry beaky not without

Blinky bill

how dare you ruin our party you nasty

piece of work take that let's get

him

head Blinky you got your mom oh no Mom

I'm coming stop blinking that's exactly

what he wants let deal with this come on

guys think

[Applause]

better come on

S get out of

here ah we did it everyone we scared off

the human well this calls for a speech

not now pelic we've got a m to clean up

I you my surprise yes yes yes quite well

are you all right Mom just a bit shaking

I won't let anything like that happen to

you ever again I promise oh I I don't

think we need worry about them they

won't be coming back in a hurry they've

followed me all around the world I don't

think they'll ever give up trying so

what are we doing now B we come up with

Plan B if those animals think they can

scar us off they've got another think

[Applause]

coming actually I've been thinking about

a plan

B and I I've been thinking um maybe we

should forget about catching Blinky Bill

are you insane with Blinky Bill and our

our new circus will be

rich that's that's the other thing I'm

not so sure I want to be part of the

circus again Teddy pumpkin and I have

got other interests now you don't have

any other interests s you're an income

poop yes but no BTS about it now light a

fire and we can dry off our clothes we

can't do that oh what's the problem now

there a total fire B the bush is so dry

we can is that a terrible Bush Bo a bush

fire really s you're a

genius a genius I thought I was an

L I told May Pelican I'd arrange a

lookout roster and Miss Magpie is going

to tell all the kids they can't swim in

the river without an adult to keep watch

oh do you really think the Circus

Brothers will come back well we can't

take any risks not after

today what's that

oh it looks like flink's writing oh dear

everyone I realize now the Circus

Brothers will do anything they can to

catch me even if that means hurting my

friends and family there's only one way

to get you all out of

danger and that's if I give myself up to

the Circus

Brothers please don't try to stop me

doing this

that will only make things

worse I will miss you all very much love

from

[Music]

Blinky so what happened after you fought

off the vicious dinosaurs seral CER

snuck off with our supplies so I used my

super duper special secret Samurai skill

to steal them

back wow flap would you ever

scared I snear in the face of

fear blink is gone to give himself up to

the Circus Brothers we've got to stop

him it could take a long time to draw

your jacket Basel I won't be needing it

today but when things start to hot

up what do you

mean ble you can't light a match you'll

start a bush fire exactly the wind will

blow the flame straight to Green patch

and while the animals are busy fighting

the fire we'll catch Blinky bill but

what about all the treeses that get

burnt down or the little animals that

might get hurt oh boohoo you're making

me cry now out of my way no

B smells like

[Music]

smoke this this is going too far battle

um what what if what if the Fire gets

out of control all the B

I don't care if I destroy everything KY

pumpkin and I care it's not right Basel

stop it I give

up well well well if it isn't the flying

furball himself I'll give myself up if

you put out the fires and leave green

patch

alone deal get over

[Music]

here H this is easier than I thought

into that

cage Cil we're going you have to put out

the fires first oh let them

B we had a deal that all

keys but B we can't leave the fire like

this are you defying me

Keys um h no

but SEL I'm offering you a future you

can come with me and be rich and famous

in the circus or you can stay here well

what will it be me or the flea bag with

himer put out the fires I've got to put

out the fire in that case goodbye sill

you're no brother of mine

by the way your pants are on

[Music]

[Laughter]

fire me

out a bush the brothers oh this is a

disaster it's up to us now you go back

and warn the others I'll try to free

[Music]

Blinky who needs that half wited brother

anyway I should have done him ages ago

he's nothing but a

pain oh how did that get out here you

used the Eiffel Tower model some of us

have good ideas oh I can't believe you

went off on your own like that I thought

I could do a deal with the human it kind

of backfired sure did now let's go

hey s I'll stop them I oh

oh you can run Blinky Bell but you can't

hide what about Blinky and NY I mean how

will they get back here I'll go around

the fire I'm sure they know exactly what

they do un likee our fire captain

attention citizen you're our first M

line of defense so um if the firefront

crosses the River well we'll all have to

run away no I mean Abandoned Ship evacu

this is looking bad oh we'll be fine

once we get this pump to work all

set it's working the water way you're

pointing that

thing when was the last time anyone

checked that hose we can patch the hose

least we know the pum works

this isn't looking bad this is looking

terrible

s dear brother dear dear brother I

thought you said I was no brother of

yours slip the tong no harm then now you

see Blinky Bell has escaped and I need

you dear sweet clever loyal brother to

help me catch him again and I told you

teddy pumpkin and I are going to stay

and fight this fire well yes yes yes

that's all very well and good but you

can do that after you help me catch

Blinky bill but the fire could be out

control by then oh For Heaven's Sake

just get in it's not that simple I said

get in you half wited

incom you can't believe me anymore bevel

I said no and I mean

it fine I know don't need you anyway I

don't need

anyone I'm the ring master I'm the

master of the Ring I'm the master of the

universe oh battle come on we've got

work

today the water bombing isn't making

much

difference mom

dad think he's all

right I'm sorry I scared you wasn't such

a good idea after all

no but it was the bravest most selfless

thing you've ever done it was you've

learned a lot about responsibility since

You' been a white son I'm proud of you

the fire's too strong we can't stop it

we have to uate the town everybody goes

straight for the evacuation area down

that

way I'll save you oh oh oh thank you the

Flames come on everyone let's get out of

here they're evacuating just the kind of

distraction I need to catch Blinky

Bill Shifty explode oh yeah yeah let

what's all this about Miss mag I have to

call our names to check we're all here

flag oh I'm pres Miss oh do pay

attention flap Blinky Bill good are

you're here too

n*zi n*zi are you

here does anyone know where n*zi is H

she said something about going back to

get a camera oh no I'll go check ly will

get back here this instant oh you

foolish

disobedient Brave little fellow what's

this Blinky Bill all alone oh this could

be easier than I thought NY where are

you NY n huh is that you I'm in the

treeh

house I came back to give my camera and

then I couldn't find it oh I can't

believe you went up on your own like

that you're not the only one who does

crazy crazy

things not so fast Blinky

Bell you don't know when to give up do

you face it bag you're a dumb animal you

can't outsmart a human especially when

as brilliant as me well if you're so

clever how come you're trapped in here

with us trapped

H look we're surrounded by

flames

well that's no problem if anyone can

swing us to safety you can what are you

talking about but that performance you

did the day we first

[Applause]

met you're the greatest trapes artist

I've ever

seen that wasn't a performance that was

an accident oh you can't fool me Blinky

Bell I'm not falling for

that do you think I want to be trapped

here if only I could get us out H what

you you mean all this di you really not

a

tra

sorry oh tell me he's a traa please

pretty please pretty please with sugar

on top sorry I don't believe you I've

been chasing you all around the world

because of a stupid

misunderstanding all this effort this

entire Journey it's been a

waste my whole life a horrible horrible

waste I want my

momy oh Blinky what are we going to do

I don't know

N I really don't know my all L

stupid what's happening where did the

water come

fromy what's

that I don't

know it's it

[Laughter]

go away go

away hello s circus I'm sorry about the

fire I hope we got here in

time Basel what's happened to

you humans helping save an animal

Town wonders will never cease it's got

to be a cat it's a trick I know it is I

don't think so M Pelican I never thought

I'd say this but I think they really

want to help us he needs help too come

on B he a good

boy he's a complete wreck what's going

to happen to him battel needs a long

rest and no more circuses ever what

about you teddy pumpkin and I are going

to join the bush fire brigade from now

on we're going to save animals not keep

them in Circus

CES all my dreams SC this is all your

fault no this is all your fault

[Music]

B well what an adventure if we didn't

have the photographs to prove it I might

think it was all a dream oh we've met

all sorts of new animals and and humans

and the humans weren't all bad it's

incredible the whole Adventure has been

incredible actually Blinky it's been

more than incredible it's been

extra

[Music]

oh