01x32 - A Fish Called Badtz-Maru

[bunniefuu]

we

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hey what's with the map are you going on

a trip that's meru

this is a fishing rap my friend

tomorrow's the opening of fishing season

bass salmon trout

oh the humanity

and i'm going prepared

defgage fishnet and the fish-o-matic

3000

why all the fancy equipment

i'm not just going after any old fish

i have one in particular in my sights

colonel

chester the biggest fish in history the

one we've all heard stories about

you know your facts well my friend

and with all this equipment i'm gonna

catch them

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as soon as i'm awake y'all find me at

the lake and you know i'm the best

no one's in my class when you're talking

catch a bass i'm better than all the

rest my skills start to cook and you

know they're off the hook fellas can i

get an amen amen tell it to you straight

when the fishes

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skills of a baller sure sounds fishy to

me

i'm not a rhymes but i'll say it one

more time i'm the best you'll ever see

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greetings from the south pole it's mama

penguin and eggbert you remember us

right please take care of egbert for the

day

i've left a set of instructions for you

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there's nobody in here

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but i just

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how did you

let's play a game

oh

i don't know any games

i know lots of games we could play

checkers or make-believe or cards

yeah cards that's a good game

i tell you what

we're gonna build a big house card okay

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now the object of this game is to build

a house of cards up this high

that's gonna take a long time

okay you get started call me when you

finish i'll be in the other room

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i'm brilliant

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how does he do it

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hey batsmaru we decided to join you on

your quest for colonel chester we just

came from the bait shop we're all set

my friends do you love my auntie

bachmaru as much as i do

don't call me that

what should i call you

master

who's this

for some reason i have to babysit him

for a while

i'll be out at the lake soon though and

hey fellas have i ever told you about

the joys of babysitting it's way better

than fishing

babysitting is so cool no one calls me a

fly let's try that's maroo huh

yeah we'll say hi to colonel chester for

you when we catch him

yeah well you're missing a great song

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i'm hungry hunky master

hungry

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okay so the instructions say you're

pretty much allergic to everything in

the universe so here you go chicken out

cake no chicken no sauce

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i'm going fishing

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stop laughing and sit still here for an

hour

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don't call me that and i told you before

i don't know any

let me see here there's nothing in here

about not going on a little day hike

hmm

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okay kiddo i've got a game we can play

this is a game called teamwork

that's it you're doing great

i don't understand this game

oh yeah

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huh

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well looks like the g*ng's all here

you got us all so excited about colonel

chester

who's your little friend

your friends

would you like to fish with us

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all right another one

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how come we're not catching any fish and

keep that small

it must be you you're bad luck kid you

must be scaring the fish away i'm sorry

why don't you go fish over there

okay

okay

now i can concentrate come on colonel

chester how about a nibble

a bite

uh that's maru that's not your line

huh

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just keep hanging on he's going to turn

around eventually

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i don't think colonel chester's getting

tired you're doing great just a few more

hours go team

um that's meru i think you should tell

ecbert to let go of the pool what's the

matter with you people can't you see

we're about to land colonel chester

have you no sense of the magnitude of

this event this is a defining moment

but look at poor eggbert

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what am i doing

poor kid

let go of the pool eggy

deep i can't let you down don't worry

about that just save yourself

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really

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it looks like colonel chester got away

this time but we've all learned a

valuable lesson

uh that's maroon let me finish you see i

was so obsessed with catching whoa

sorry i'll keep it

master

sorry what are you sorry about you did

great

when we lost colonel chester we had him

and i lost him are you kidding that was

just round one

we'll get him next time he's no match

for the mighty team of eggbert and his

batsmaroom

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