01x45 - The Kitty and the Pea

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shouldn't we have started the show by

now where's our stage

manager why are you so excited bats Maro

you're never going to believe this he's

here oh oh boy oh boy oh boy you don't

even know who he's talking about huh hey

yeah who are you talking about only

Jeffrey

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Jefferson

oh who's that only the most famous most

powerful theater critic around and's on

a national tour to find Productions to

take to the big time oh I'm suddenly so

nervous don't worry Kitty don't let it

pressure you you're only the star of the

show and we're all counting on you okay

places

everyone now to tonight's show the

children are proud to present the

classic Fable the princess and the P the

story of what makes a true

princess

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bye-bye we're in a jam kid none of the

big actresses in town will work with you

say you're too

demanding I just want to work with

honest people you do realize we're in

Hollywood right this movie is about a

princess I need the Real McCoy for this

one it's your funeral I'm going to head

home ahead of this weather I have a

convertible coming you go ahead I think

I'll just Pace back and forth in the

rain here for a while sound sounds like

a

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ball there must be someone out there who

hasn't been discovered

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yet oh star Studios the only studio in

town that hasn't slammed its door in my

face here it

goes excuse me I am an aspiring actress

and I was wondering if I may give you my

head shot

photo sorry lady Studio's

closed yes I know but when the studio

was open they still wouldn't see me well

that's the way it goes you got to be

famous to get in the door folks like you

and me who haven't been discovered yet

we stay on the

outside oh I made it all the way to the

big city only to fail now so many people

so many buildings it just that seems

impossible how will I ever get noticed

here oh I really thought it was my

destiny to be a

star I've always wanted to be a star

someday but now I'm down cuz I hear that

say nobody makes it that's just in the

movies it's so one fair but I don't care

I believe they'll give me aart if they

can see that I've got the heart they can

slam the door in my face I'll pick

myself back up and start

again because a star is

made I don't care what they

say that's how a star is made

a

star have you been watching the critic

what does he think of our show I've been

watching him the whole time he's loving

it big time here we come we're all going

to be huge Stars my life's dream come

true I thought your live stream must

invent a way to eat a hot dog

underwater yes that and be a huge

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star excuse me I'm a famous theater

critic and I've been watching your show

I thought you were amazing oh my

goodness thank you does this mean you're

going to take us to the big time well to

be honest I'm not so interested in the

show oh but I am interested in making

you a star oh really you see you have

Star Quality the rest of the cast not so

much here's a contract I'll leave with

you

um can I have a moment to think about it

I suppose but don't take too long I have

a train to catch I'll be waiting for

your answer now where can I find the

candy machine I'd k*ll for a Choco yum

yum bar uh it's over there thank

you what did he say kitty did he talk

about the big

time well yes he's very

interested we're all going to be famous

it's like a

dream I have to tell the

others yeah it's not a dream only this

time I wish it were one this is the set

for the Studio's next movie the princess

of diamonds maybe you could audition for

it

tomorrow oh look some weary wanders have

found our set breaking into entering a

movie studio I'll call the po s Dad Mom

it's me your son Daniel oh we didn't

recognize you while soaking wet like

that yes you look terrible listen I

think I may have found my princess for

the big

movie that raggedy thing I don't think

so no really she has a heart pure as a

princess well my son you sound

positively smitten I think I am she's

perfect what we'll see about that but

how to know if she truly is pure as a

princess I know I'll test

her welcome my girl welcome let's dry

you off and get a bed ready for you

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oo my dear wife you know how I don't

like to interfere but isn't that bed a

bit

high it's a test my dear husband to see

if our new actress is truly pure as a

princess I'll just hide this tiny

diamond no larger than a pee under the

bottom

mattress a real Starlet will be so

delicate that she'll be able to feel it

when she sleeps brilliant I knew there

was a reason I married you watch

it oh dear how will I get to the top of

all these mattresses why don't you let

us us help

huh are you my fairy twin stars coming

down from the Heavens to help make my

dreams come true actually we're stage

hands we work here at the studio oh

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okay well now we'll see how your little

test worked out

test what test mother what have you been

up to now now I'm just looking out for

you you haven't had the best of tastes

when it comes to Leading Ladies you

know well my dear how did you

sleep oh you were so kind to offer a

stranger at bed on a stormy night but

there was something tiny and hard under

the mattress and I couldn't sleep a wink

I tossed and I turned trying ever so

long to get get comfortable but without

any hope I'm sure I look frightful I'll

surely fail the audition actually you

passed the audition with flying

colors what I tested you my dear I

placed a tiny diamond here at the bottom

of these mattresses only someone pure of

heart as a princess would be delicate

enough to feel it but I don't understand

soon you'll be a star and leave your old

life behind it's the big time how does

that

feel well what are you

thinking you know thank you so much but

I really think I'd rather keep my old

life some things are more important than

being a star a well said though I don't

agree what's she doing that wasn't in

the

script no but it's great theater

um well I was going to say you'll star

opposite me in my next movie and I was

going to get you a three picture deal

that's okay there will be lots of

chances in the

future

W well that was interesting I just want

to know what Jeffrey Jefferson thought

this looks like bad news I got a a note

from Jeffrey

Jefferson dear cast thank you for their

performance unfortunately right now it's

not something I'm interested in but keep

at it some of you definitely have Star

Quality sincerely Jeffrey

Jefferson P.S your candy machine is out

of choco yum yum

bars well I guess it's back to the

drawing board you don't seem too

disappointed Kitty well just like my

character said sometimes there's more

important things than being a star like

friends you're crazy look we were really

close with this one I think we just need

to find another

play yeah like Jack in the beanock my

little red Rin hood or Kopi stars in

wonderf frog the

musical yeah

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