01x06 - Episode 6

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The following programme
contains strong language.

We believe money has
been filtered illegally.

Hey? I've been
robbed. Holy sh*t.

Hey? I've been
robbed. Holy sh*t.

Our new doctor was brutal about
our chances of conceiving.

I've got your money. I've decided
I ain't gonna give you anything.

I've got your money. I've decided
I ain't gonna give you anything.

Allison, fill up the bag!
There's way more than 500g.

Go home, pack our sh*t,
we get out of here.

Go home, pack our sh*t,
we get out of here.

You're acting weird. You
acted like this before.


Es, I don't have time for this. Can
I have a quick chat with you both?

Oi! I know you took that money!

Why don't both of you make
yourselves comfortable?

Why don't both of you make
yourselves comfortable?

I'll be back with the police. I'm
going to piss on Alfie's chair.

Not pregnant. Kethan's gonna come
looking for us, so Esme's in danger.

Not pregnant. Kethan's gonna come
looking for us, so Esme's in danger.

I'm afraid Allison and Deacon
are at work. Can I help?

I've come for my $1 million.

Deacon, we need to go. What's the
point? It's all been for nothing.

There is an alarm going off,
which, whilst attracting

police attention, is also
annoying the sh*t out of me.

So I, for one, would
like to get out of here.

So I, for one, would
like to get out of here.

Maybe I would prefer to
get caught, actually.

Are you kidding me, Deacon?
We're on the run, so run!

It's not that I don't trust a
man that is clearly bleeding

It's not that I don't trust a
man that is clearly bleeding

on the doorframe, I genuinely
don't know where they are.

That's weird, because you literally
just told me they were at work.

That's weird, because you literally
just told me they were at work.

Did I? Well, yeah, there you
go. That's where they are.

If it's alright with you, darling,
maybe I can wait here for them.

If it's alright with you, darling,
maybe I can wait here for them.

No, darling, it's not
alright. You can wait outside.

You'll be a while, my
sister works really late.

Your sister?

Do you think you could
slow down a little bit? No.

Do you think you could
slow down a little bit? No.

Our choices might
be prison or death.

It's Esme, don't leave
a message. Talk to me.

Esme's phone is off. I
gotta make sure she's OK.

Esme's phone is off. I
gotta make sure she's OK.

She's almost definitely
safer than us.

Hello.

Esme, you OK?

Esme, you OK?

Why wouldn't I be?

No reason. Oh, gosh, sorry
we took so long at work.

No reason. Oh, gosh, sorry
we took so long at work.

It was, like, a mess
over there. It's fine.

You on your own, are you? Yep.

Just me.

Why, were you expecting
someone? No. I mean, no, God no.

Why, were you expecting
someone? No. I mean, no, God no.

Why would we be
expecting someone? No.

Cool.Cool.

Yeah, cool. So, it's
really, very cool.

Yeah, cool. So, it's
really, very cool.

OK, I'm gonna go pack.

I'm gonna go to our room,
and- I'm gonna go to our room.

sh*t!

sh*t!

OK, I'm bored of this little
dance. What the f*ck is going on?

Fine.

Fine.

I should tell you something.

I took a pregnancy test today,

I took a pregnancy test today,

it didn't work.

As of per, I am not pregnant.

As of per, I am not pregnant.

I'm so sorry.

Come here.

I'm so, so sorry. That sucks.

Yeah.

Allison?

Yeah?

Who the f*ck is Kethan,

Who the f*ck is Kethan,

why is there a giant bag of
cash on top of your wardrobe?

You always go through my
stuff! You're leaving again.

No baby, nothing to keep
you here. You're leaving.

No baby, nothing to keep
you here. You're leaving.

You're taking that Kethan's money
and you're running away again. Again?

What does she mean again?
Can you explain it again?

What does she mean again?
Can you explain it again?

Again? It's not
that complicated.

My firm is being
investigated, yeah?

The officers are looking for a
laptop that belongs to my colleague.

The officers are looking for a
laptop that belongs to my colleague.

Now, you're gonna be wanting
to get all this down, yeah?

What? You'll be wanting to
get the information down.

What? You'll be wanting to
get the information down.

Definitely.

Then, I remembered I had
all the files backed up

on this USB stick, yeah?

On this USB stick, yeah?

I went through his account.

Turns out that lying toe-rag had
been funnelling money off for years.

I was shocked, and devastated.

I was shocked, and devastated.

Get that down. Devastated. Yeah?

And I had absolutely no
idea that what was going on

even though it was
right under my nose.

Even though it was
right under my nose.

So hold on, your
name is Alfie Bower?

It's the first thing I said
to you when I come in here.

If you don't mind me saying so,

If you don't mind me saying so,

I'm not feeling like you're
taking this seriously.

We take all reports
incredibly seriously.

We are here for you. You
just read that off there.

We are here for you. You
just read that off there.

Hold on.

Oh, I've got to go.

Get all that down. You should explain
this to an investigating officer.

Get all that down. You should explain
this to an investigating officer.

I just work on reception.

I can explain. Explain what?
What does she always do?

No need to. It's Jackson all
over again. What is Jackson?

This is completely different.
Is Jackson a place or a person?

This is completely different.
Is Jackson a place or a person?

You say you're here for me, you want to
make my life better, but it's all bullshit.

It's not! Esme, I looked
after you from five years old.

It's not! Esme, I looked
after you from five years old.

I'll never let you down. Except
for when you ran off and left me.

Is Jackson in Canada? Shut up.

I left you with more than
enough money to get by.

I didn't want the money,
I wanted my sister.

I didn't want the money,
I wanted my sister.

So come with us.

So I can follow you around the
world until the next time you leave?

So I can follow you around the
world until the next time you leave?

This city may be a sh*t
hole, but it's my home,

so how about you stay for once?

Technically speaking,
Reading is not a city.

Technically speaking,
Reading is not a city.

Sorry.

Esme, we're in a lot of trouble.

We can't stay here and it's
not safe for you either.

I've got my own family here.

You're not talking about Ched.
You really want to lecture me now?

You're not talking about Ched.
You really want to lecture me now?

Kethan will be back once he finds out
you're not at work. You better go.

Kethan will be back once he finds out
you're not at work. You better go.

Es, don't be like this.

I love you.

Well, I've got, is it Jackson
Ohio or Jackson Mississippi?

Well, I've got, is it Jackson
Ohio or Jackson Mississippi?

There's a sh*t load
of Jacksons here.

Could I get a clue? Could be
bloody Tito Jackson for all I know.

Could I get a clue? Could be
bloody Tito Jackson for all I know.

Deacon?

Deacon?

Allison?

Are you still here?

Afternoon. Oh, Jesus Christ!

Who the f*ck are you?

How long have you
been sitting there?

How long have you
been sitting there?

What have you done to my office?

The pleasure is all
mine. Do I know you, pal?

Not yet.

I'm just a janitor here. Yeah?

Not a great one, because
this room stinks of piss.

Not a great one, because
this room stinks of piss.

Yeah, I know. Where's
Deacon and Allison?

I don't know who
they are. Really?

You called for them as you came
in, so now I know you're a liar.

You called for them as you came
in, so now I know you're a liar.

And now, I am six
out of ten angry.

Well, look, I
misheard you. Seven.

Well, look, I
misheard you. Seven.

Yeah, OK. I know who
Deacon and Allison are.

Listen, Alfie. How
do you know my name?

Yeah, that'd be me.Those...

little... c**ts

little... c**ts

stole money from you,
but more importantly,

they stole money from me,

they stole money from me,

so here is what we're gonna do.

You're gonna tell me everything
you know, we're gonna find them.

And after I've got them,
we'll take our money back.

And after I've got them,
we'll take our money back.

And then,

I'm going to take great pleasure

in having consensual
sex with his mother.

In having consensual
sex with his mother.

I mean, I was with you up
until the mother stuff.

I mean, I was with you up
until the mother stuff.

The rest would be easy.

I mean, Deacon is
a useless c*ck.

A useless c*ck that
k*lled two people.

A useless c*ck that
k*lled two people.

Deacon?

You sure, mate? The
horny woman, Sally.

She's not dead.

She's not dead.

I phoned her sister. She
said she's in Jamaica.

I see.

Tsst.

Now I'm nine out of ten angry.

Now I'm nine out of ten angry.

What is this driver doing? He's
spinning around on the spot.

Esme, are you sure?
Don't talk to me.

Esme, are you sure?
Don't talk to me.

No! Now he's
dropping someone off.

Just cancel it. I can't
cancel it or I'll get charged.

OK, he's turning left
on the high street.

OK, he's turning left
on the high street.

sh*t, it's Alfie. Decline,
decline, decline. Hurry, hurry.

Deacon, mate, don't
hang up, yeah?

Deacon, mate, don't
hang up, yeah?

I have a plan that will get
you out of this situation.

Go on. Look, I get it.

Go on. Look, I get it.

You're underpaid
and needed cash.

Totally cool. I've
calmed down now,

Totally cool. I've
calmed down now,

so let's just meet somewhere
and sort this out, yeah?

We both leave the police
out of the picture.

Maybe we...

Maybe we...

Maybe we split the money and I
call the police off this too,

what do you say?

Are you guys f*cking stupid?
He's lying his f*cking a*s off.

That's the sister that lives
with them. They're at home.

That's the sister that lives
with them. They're at home.

I know you didn't k*ll
Sally. You f*ck! Go.

That's Kethan, what the f*ck
is Alfie doing with Kethan?

No, we gotta go. Esme, please
come with us. It'll be OK.

No, we gotta go. Esme, please
come with us. It'll be OK.

Get the Uber round the corner.
I'll get the police here.

The Toronto method, nice.

Keep yourself safe. I
can look after myself.

Keep yourself safe. I
can look after myself.

Just so I know, is the Toronto
method where you two hug

until they arrive and k*ll us?

Can we try the Reading method, where
we get the f*ck out here? Come on.

Can we try the Reading method, where
we get the f*ck out here? Come on.

Hello? I need the police.

Hello? I need the police.

Officers.

Turn around, turn around.

Turn around, turn around.

I heard someone on the
roof and I was scared.

What the f*ck do we do now?

Oh.

That's them!

That's them!

Um...

Um...

What?

Who, or what, is Jackson?

You get upset when I
talk about my exes.

Why are you so secretive
about your life in Canada?

Why are you so secretive
about your life in Canada?

OK, maybe I do need to come
clean about a couple of things.

Oh, God.

I was kind of in a
relationship with-

I was kind of in a
relationship with-

Alfie. Huh?

Alfie and Kethan are behind us.

What?

What?

That's an expensive wheel
though. Paid for with my money.

You need to calm down and
concentrate on driving.

You need to calm down and
concentrate on driving.

Calm down? They should
go to f*cking prison!

Focus on catching up.
f*cking hell, I'll catch up!

Shut up!

Listen to me, you
little sh*t of a man.

Concentrate on the driving
and shut the f*ck up!

sh*t!

Excuse me, love your
driving. Great car.

Thanks, do you want some music?
No. No, we're OK. Would you mind?

Thanks, do you want some music?
No. No, we're OK. Would you mind?

We've got a plane to catch,
if you wouldn't mind putting

your foot down, that would be
great. Not a problem.Thanks.

Your foot down, that would be
great. Not a problem.Thanks.

Excuse me, it doesn't seem
like you've accelerated.

I assure you, I have. I
can see the speedometer.

It's still on 30. We
will make the flight.

It's still on 30. We
will make the flight.

f*ck sake, we're being
chased, you f*ck knuckle! Go!

f*cking idiot, put your foot
down, for f*ck sake! Go on!

They've gone round,
they've gone!

Turn the car round,
turn the car round!

OK, I can't when
you're yelling at me!

Out. What?

Are you insane?
This isn't Die Hard.

You can't make taxi
drivers a getaway vehicle.

The train station's
close. Let's run.

The train station's
close. Let's run.

There's no taxi in Die Hard.
It's a limo, you prick.

Have you seen Die Hard
3? Well, say Die Hard 3.

Die Hard 3. Watch more movies.
Leaving the boot open, twat!

Die Hard 3. Watch more movies.
Leaving the boot open, twat!

You're a prick!

Did you really have to
bring two massive suitcases?

I am sorry that I cannot pack light
for the rest of my entire life.

I am sorry that I cannot pack light
for the rest of my entire life.

Just leave the bag. Oh, I'm
so glad we brought these.

What's this, the great
escape? Sorry, mate.

You need more gym time,
mate. Shut up, mate.

You need more gym time,
mate. Shut up, mate.

Quick, quick, quick, quick!

Oi!

Go on, quick,
quick, quick, quick!

Go on, quick,
quick, quick, quick!

Yes!

Yes!

You did it! Yes! Sorry.

Nearly had them. Oh yeah,
given another half an hour

you would have caught up with
all of us. So, what's the plan?

I'm afraid, virgin, this is
the end of the road for you.

I'm afraid, virgin, this is
the end of the road for you.

What do you mean? If the last
half-hour has proved anything,

it's that teaming up with you was
pointless and a total hindrance,

it's that teaming up with you was
pointless and a total hindrance,

so I'm gonna go get something
they'll have to come back for.

Alone.

And I'll be using your car.
Why would I give you my car?

And I'll be using your car.
Why would I give you my car?

Because you'll be in prison.

Looks like the USB
stick you handed in

incriminated more
than just Deacon.

Incriminated more
than just Deacon.

Well, it did after my little
chat with the investigator.

How do you know I did?

I've always been a very good
friend of the law, Alfie.

I've always been a very good
friend of the law, Alfie.

It's all about leverage.

So now, I'm gonna take
something that means Deacon

and Allison will
bring the money to me.

And Allison will
bring the money to me.

In a bit. Alfie Bower? I'm
placing you under arrest.

I haven't got a clue
what you're on about.

You w*nk*r!

Do you understand your
rights? You dickhead!

Get in the car.
Bring me the sister.

Tiny c*ck!

Tiny c*ck!

So...

Jackson.

Jackson.

We're doing this now?
You really want to know?

Yeah.

Deacon, I was broke.

Deacon, I was broke.

I basically had to raise
Esme single-handedly.

Yeah, I know that, but...

So, I fell in with a bad crowd
and I met a guy, Jackson.

So, I fell in with a bad crowd
and I met a guy, Jackson.

And he taught me how
to make some money.

Small scams and
stuff now and then.

He got c*ck,

he wanted to do one, big, last
job as a way of getting out.

He wanted to do one, big, last
job as a way of getting out.

Got caught

and I had to run.

You've done it before.

You've done it before.

Oh my God, you've done it before.
It's not like I'm Keyser Soze.

Do you know what? I thought we
were on a mad adventure together.

Do you know what? I thought we
were on a mad adventure together.

Trying to start a family,

but it turns out I'm a
mug. That's the thing.

I want a family, I
want children with you.

I want a family, I
want children with you.

I want, you know,
like, a normal life.

That's why I fell
in love with you.

You were normal until you
went all Scarface on me.

You were normal until you
went all Scarface on me.

Well, who the f*ck do you
think made me that way?

So, what does this mean?

I don't know anymore.

I mean,

how can I believe
anything you say?

Any snacks or beverages? No.

Esme is still not picking up.

Oh, so now we're
just not talking?

Oh, so now we're
just not talking?

We can't use our own.

Here.

Here.

I saved a couple from back
in Jersey just in case.

Of course you did.
Of course you did.

I imagine you paid off
security as well. Knowing you.

I imagine you paid off
security as well. Knowing you.

What's wrong with you? I'm
just a bit nervous, OK?

This is the face of someone who
isn't a friend of airport security.

Why are we doing this? We're
never gonna get the bag through.

That's why.

Why? So we can have
an awful family?

Why? So we can have
an awful family?

No, because it's not fair.

Because everybody
gets to have a family.

Even sh*t people
get to be parents,

Even sh*t people
get to be parents,

growing up I didn't
have a normal family.

Then I met you, and I thought ooh,
maybe this is my chance to have one.

Is that so f*cking unreasonable?

Is that so f*cking unreasonable?

Well, no, but I mean...
look where it's got us.

What happens when we get
to the other end of this?

I don't even know what
our plan is anymore.

I don't even know what
our plan is anymore.

I'm sick of it. Come
through. I'm done with it.

The injections, the
examinations, the hormones,

f*cking pineapple
cores, the cold baths.

f*cking pineapple
cores, the cold baths.

The constant, crushing,
gut-wrenching disappointment

that my womb is a deformed
f*cking failure. I'm sick of it.

Holy sh*t. We actually
made it through.

I thought we were nailed
on for a cavity search.

Deacon, I'm not gonna
steal the money.

I wasn't saying that. It's just...
I need to get my head straight, OK?

We need to get out of
here. I've got this.

Yo.Ched, baby.

Come to the Grand
Berkshire Hotel.

We're approaching our cruising
altitude of 36,000 ft.

We're approaching our cruising
altitude of 36,000 ft.

We're not expecting any
turbulence, so sit back and enjoy.

Can I get you folks a drink? I'd like
a big f*cking vodka, please, Kieran.

Yeah, same. Have you got one
of those big duty free bottles?

Our card machine isn't working.
I don't suppose you've got cash.

Our card machine isn't working.
I don't suppose you've got cash.

Yeah, that's not a problem.
I'll just go get one for you.

It's nice to have something
that isn't a bloody problem.

It's nice to have something
that isn't a bloody problem.

Deacon,

I am genuinely sorry.

I feel like our plan not only
failed to give us a child

I feel like our plan not only
failed to give us a child

but messed us up, too.

Yeah, I know.

I mean, maybe it's a
blessing in disguise.

I mean, maybe it's a
blessing in disguise.

Like you said,

hardly the best situation
to give a kid a good start.

I know. Though, our kid couldn't
have been worse than them.

I know. Though, our kid couldn't
have been worse than them.

Stop it.

Maybe we need a little break.

Really?

I don't know. Maybe.

Maybe we're better off apart.

This whole thing was
supposed to be us

doing something
together for our family,

and turns out we've been lying
to each other the whole time.

And turns out we've been lying
to each other the whole time.

I just don't...

really see how we get past that.

Really see how we get past that.

OK. I understand.

Speak. I found her sister.

Blonde? Lanky? Yeah.

I'm on my way.

I'm on my way.

You better get the money out of the
bag before the steward comes back.

You better get the money out of the
bag before the steward comes back.

Yeah, OK.

Esme.

f*ck. What the f*ck?

f*ck. What the f*ck?

I want to show you something.

Holy sh*t.

I feel sick. I need the toilet.

Here's your vodka. Shall I pour?

We need to cancel that drink.