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01x16 - Word's Out

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Shining Time Station". Aired: January 29, 1989 – November 20, 1995.*
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A local named Horace Schemer, simply referred to as Schemer, runs the station's arcade and serves as the series' comic relief.

01x16 - Word's Out

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you

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rain a shin

station where dreams can come through

waiting there for you

Health Club

it sure is quiet around here what do you

think's going on Rex well off hand Tex

I'd say um nothing's going on well that

would sure explain what's s quad around

here mhm do you know what this place can

use some

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noise jeez I don't remember this song

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kind of got a nice beat to it though you

know ah genius time genius time this is

even better than the amusement park idea

instead of an amusement park I'm going

to change this entire Place into a

health

club yes we'll have dancer

sizing

and aerobic leaping we've had enough of

your ideas schemer all they do is get us

into trouble no no no no no no no not

this time this is going to be different

I'm going to put weing equipment

everywhere but first thing I got to get

rid of this silly looking juuk

box do do people in health clubs like

Railroad songs text I don't think so Rex

oh

gosh hey come on don't stop me making

noise now hey

hey n what is your old thing hey I can

make my own

noise you have that new train

information

on excuse me wait a second

please all right now what were you

saying about the new train

T oh hold on a second again

all right now what were you saying about

the new trains

today no train at all is going to stop

at shining Time Station but

why I

see well

yes goodbye

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SL down SL down stop stop come back here

here what's going on that was our

morning express it didn't even slow down

the railroad has rerooted all our trains

today I guess they're testing to see if

they can do without our station oh no

that's awful we can't do that this is

the best station ever

special meeting special

meeting over here on the double for

today's assignment to fortify your

courage and pick up your spirits look in

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Be Good To Yourself

here good to yourself to your own best

friend you're the one on who you can

sure depend be good to your yourself a

friend through and through who else do

you trust any more than you when the

Going's easy You Got No Worry cuz

there's lots of friends around but at

times get tough friends tend to scurry

and it seems like you're alone in

town be good to yourself be your own

best P having faith in yourself is very

lar account be good to yourself good in

every way it's a short fire recipe to

make your day cuz that face there in the

mirror is a friend you know

indeed be good to

yourself you're the one good friend you

need be good to yourself give yourself

treat cuz there's no one nicer that you

ever meet be good to yourself give

yourself a hand if you believe enough

then everything is brand please do

yourself a favor see how good it makes

you feel nice things come in every

flavor the table set so have a

meal be good to yourself take a holiday

even work seems better if you stop to

play be good to yourself stop to spr

your stuff when you're up and happy you

can't get enough if you're healing down

and lonely here's the way you should

proceed be good to

yourself be good to

yourself be good to

yourself you're the one best

friend you

need I want to tell you be good to

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Smooth Town

yourself no matter how bad things are

remember you must always please be good

to

yourselves

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right oh hello Miss smooth hello mij who

is that that is M smooth the town gossip

where is Harry mean the town gossip well

it means anything you say to miss smooth

will be all over town in 10 minutes how

do she do that how she does it is the

only secret she's ever been able to

keep oh a good dating a schemer and what

may I ask have you been up to lately oh

my damn is smooth I was just hoping that

somebody was going to ask for

today I am filled with wonderful

ideas promising

plans and delightful what have you for I

am turning this entire dump of a train

station into a health

clo as soon as the trains quit stopping

here oh shining Time Station closing

really by Oh by Oh by that is news Stacy

Jones Stacy Jones tell me is it truth

the station is

closing oh yes it is true the station is

closing oh no no that's just for today I

hope children children children honest

children tell me is the train station

going to close down what have you heard

no it'll never close down uh this is the

best train station there is well we know

that dear but look there are no trains

stopping here that's because uh oh

they're going to build a huge other

building and there's going to be bricks

and stuff all over the place you don't

say and that's not all there's more oh

great El dear what uh they're going to

make

the head of the railroad the head of the

railroad and imagine she hasn't

mentioned a word of this to me I must go

find

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her yeah be careful there my goodness

have a look at where you're

sitting the life you save may be my own

sorry Mr Conductor we didn't see you

there is that all your sorry for what do

you mean a huge of the

building head of the railroad oh

that yes that H those are Mighty tall

tals for such short people yes but yes

but nothing if you go around telling

lies you'll wind up like diesel why what

happened to diesel well I'm just about

to tell you

Diesel

diesel the new engine was sulking the

freight cars would not stop singing

rudely at

him duck was horri shut up he ordered

and bumped them hard I am sorry our cars

were rude to you diesel diesel was still

Furious it's all your fault you made

them laugh at me nonsense said Henry

duck would never do that we engines have

our difference

but we never talk about them to the cars

that would be dis dis

disgraceful said Gordon disgusting

hutting James despicable finished Henry

diesel hated duck he wanted him to be

sent away so he made a plan he was going

to tell lies about duck next day he

spoke to the cause I see you like jokes

you made a good joke about me yesterday

I lost of and laugh don't tell me one

about Gordon I'll whisper

it don't tell Gordon I told you and he

sniggered

away go the cause Gordon will be cross

with duck when he knows let's tell him

and get back at Duck for bumping us they

laughed rudely at the engines as they

went by

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soon Gordon Henry and James found out

why disgraceful said Gordon disgusting

said James despicable said Henry we

cannot allow it they consulted together

yes they said he did it to us we'll do

it to him and see how he likes it duck

was tired out

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the cause had been cheeky and

Troublesome he wanted a rest in the shed

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the three engines B his

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way keep out stop fooling said duck I'm

tired so are we his the engines we are

tired of you we like diesel we don't

like you you tell Tales about us to the

cars I don't you do I don't you do s

toam hat came to stop the noise du call

me a galloping sausage spluttered Gordon

Rusty red Scrapy and hiss James I'm all

square Wheels fumed Henry well duck duck

considered I only wish sir he said

Gravely that I thought of those names

myself if the Dome fits

he made cars laugh at us accused the

engines sir topam half

recovered he'd been trying not to laugh

himself did you duck certainly not sir

no steam engine would be as mean as

that diesel lured

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up now diesel you heard what duck said I

can't understand it sir to think the

duck of all engines I am dread edul

grieve sir but know nothing I see said

Sir Topham hat diesel squirmed and hoped

he didn't I'm sorry duck but you must go

to Edward's station for a while I know

he will be glad to see you as you wish

sir doc trundle sadly

away while diesel Smur with Triumph

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buto was trying to hurt us you weren't

trying to hurt anyone what a lie is a

lie if you tell them it becomes a habit

did the other engines find out the truth

that story will have to wait are you mad

at us Mr Conductor no I'm not mad at you

but I want to be proud of

you and I want you to remember the three

dos do stand up

straight do tell the truth

and what's the

third do not ever ever sit on top of me

it's a very uncomfortable thing to do

you've got that I'm not an

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egg now where could Stacy Jones have

gone to I can't find her anywhere oh I

hope she hasn't left already oh schemer

oh schemer have you heard the news

you'll never guess who they to run the

railroad Stacy

Jones what Stacy Jones is going to run

the railroad oh it's very good to have

their friends in high places good old

Stacy Jones I always knew she'd become a

star oh hey there she is now oh Stacy

Jones you old slide pigge I always knew

you'd go places and you've got such

style I that's a very very smart shirt

you're wearing well thank you Mitch what

a pretty gr you have oh yes I paid a

great deal of money for this Broach uh

do you like it here take it oh no no no

no I insist and Miss Stacy Jones it

would be my humble joyous occasion if

you would be kind enough to come to my

house next Tuesday to have dinner with

Mommy and me oh well okay well are you

sure you'll have the time I mean you

must have an awful lot to do oh I enjoy

my job I don't mind the work at all you

are so organized now you'll have to

excuse us we don't want to hold you

up I'm going to cook her something

really great uh how about this raw

celery with peanut butter sprinkled with

raisins with raw

potatoes and for dessert for dessert uh

I got it candy bars

yeah hey which one of these do you think

I should give Stacey Jones oh let's see

uh well this one looks good yeah hey you

want this little old one oh well I don't

mind if I do that's very nice of you

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schemer I

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I you have some to tell you we lied

before they're not going to build

another huge building here and they're

not going to make an Stacy head of the

railroad

what oh hi Mitch are you or are you not

going to be the head of this railroad

the head of the railroad certainly not

Mr JB King Esquire is the head of the

railroad then give me back my

roach oh Oh I thought you might want it

back and you can forget about having

celery and raw potatoes with Mommy and

me I thought you might say that

Scher what is it what's the

matter I do I should have skipped my

checkups at the dentist oh well let's

see if we have something for a tooth

Harry has a first aid kitten's

Workshop har

how are you at fixing a toothache

toothache yes let me see I got some ice

here in this

cooler there how's

that har now she can't talk that should

hold you till you get to your dentist

where is your dentist doodle Haven

doodle Haven wow that's

far D Havens a way down the line you got

any ideas a train would get her there in

a hurry if a train was stopping here

well then we're just going to have to

get a train to stop here threey old's

not going to like

it MIT SM would sure appreciate I call

the s

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Harry we got your train to

stop bye so good Lu hope you feel

better

Harry I know how much we want the trains

to stop here we did get a order from

headquarters you think we're going to

get in trouble for stopping that train

they can't take any more trains away

from us we don't have

any that's

true look there's Mr Conductor let's

give him his

badge this for you Mr Conductor we made

it ourselves to cheer everyone up oh

Splendid I like badges I saw you

apologize before to Mid Smoot and I'm

proud of you and one good turn deserves

another and so I'm going to tell you the

rest of the story about duck and

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Diesel duck the Great Western engine HED

sadly to Edward's station it's not fair

he complained diesel has been telling

lies about me and made a topam hat and

all the engines think I'm

horrid Edward smiled

I know you aren't and so does the Topham

hat you wait and see why don't you help

me with these

cars duck felt happier with Edward and

set to work at

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once the cars were Silly heavy and noisy

buy the two engines had to work hard

pushing and pulling all

afternoon at last they reached the top

of the hill goodbye whistled duck and

rolled gently over the crossing to the

other

line duck loved coasting down the hill

running easily with the wind whistling

past

suddenly it was a conductor's warning

whistle harah Harrah harah laugh the

cars we've broken away we broken away

chase him bump him throw him off the

rails they yelled hurry dock hurry said

the driver they race through Edward

station but the cars were catching up as

fast as we can then they'll catch us

gradually the driver was gaining control

another clear Mile and we'll do it Oh

Glory look at that James was just

pulling out on their line from the

station ahead any minute there could be

a crash it's up to you now duck cried

the driver duck put every ounce of

weight and steam against the

cars it's too late duck groaned and shut

his eyes he feared into a siding where a

barber had set up shop he was shaving a

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customer the silly cars had knocked

their conductor off his van and left him

far behind after he had whistled a

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warning but the cars didn't care they

were feeling very pleased with

themselves beg pardon sir gasp duck

excuse my intrusion no I won't said the

barber you frighten my customers I'll

teach you and he L the duck's face all

over poor duck

Thomas was helping to pull the cars away

when s toam hat

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arrived I do not like engines popping

through my walls fumed the barber I

appreciate your feelings said Sir Topham

hat but you must know that this engine

and his crew have prevented a serious

accident it was a very close um

shave oh said the barber oh excuse me he

filled a basin of water to Stu's face

I'm sorry I didn't know you were being a

brave engine that's all right sir I

didn't know that either you are very

brave indeed said Sir Topham hat I'm

proud of

you sir toam hat watched the rescue

operations then he had more news for

D and when you are properly washed and

mended you are coming home home sir do

you mean the yard of course but sir they

don't like me they like diesel not now I

never believe diesel so I sent him

packing the engines are sorry and want

you back

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a few days later when he came home there

was a really rousing welcome for duck

the Great Western

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engine like Duck if you try and do

what's right things usually work out for

you and let's hope they work out for

shining Time

Station Stacy Jones speaking yes oh I

understand

yes yes

goodbye what is it well what did they

say they said we had no right to stop

that train what we did was against the

rules but everyone in Doodle a is

talking about us saying how wonderful we

are we did a good

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deed I knew she'd get the word

out call up JB King Esquire

superintendent of the railroad and and

persuaded him to give us some of our

trains

back trains they're going to be running

trains

again oh well it goes the old Health

Club

idea probably just as well anyway well

looks like I'll have to keep this old

jice box in action did you get that we

stay yeah

wor singing in

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a j James was a lad that k*lled many a

man he the dville

train but that dirty little coward that

shot Mr Howard has they for Jessie in

his grave

it was Wednesday night the moon was

shining bright they wrapped the

Gale

train the people they did say for many

miles away it was right by Frank and

Jessie James yeah

hey what gives here why is this thing

playing again huh

hey Jessie was a man a to the pool he

would never see a man suff pain no no

and with his brother Frank he rob the

Chicago bank and stop the

glandale train oh Harry shining time

station is back in

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business reach