you take care now you
old to all my
friend
like friend en Clos a free sample of
my the recipe is from my mother but the
quality is all mine enjoy your P
steer we haven't tasted yet
station you if you please stop shouting
sir
who no mram isn't here right
now to take a message from the mayor
of yes
the package never
ared this is no way to do
business and demand
anamation
may
what
[Music]
Ang ruined what happened I thought that
I sent a free box of my new sand sprad
to the mayor of East shm sheer service
to the Friends of the flowering cactus
Ladies Auxiliary at their annual benefit
Lun apparently something went wrong wait
I have Ace here
[Music]
somewhere here it
is I did not send it to East shm or did
send to
them Kus
Venezuela apparently my mind was on
something
[Music]
else I up the mayor of
East I
[Music]
know that bril I'm F I'm so glad I
thought of it okay everybody uh Stacy
Harry for the workshop uh tell you
complete new rer wait that's not very
efficient you know pleas keep Ro little
package I'll do it good all right and uh
I will supervise and I'll make sure you
don't mess up my
workshop he's one to talk about good
judgment I must say well I'm off I'm
going fishing and rafting down a river
on the island of Sodor dra like that
raft on the mural actually
well see you later hey uh I thought you
to I didn't know I like them both PLS
are good for getting from place to place
in an interesting way boats are good for
going nowhere in an interesting way you
ride the water you wait for the pish and
you learn to be patient well wish you
luck oh I don't think so M she scared
away this this she scares me away
you think to many
camif I should say so his problem is he
thinks of himself all the time of course
he's not alone Gordon was behaving the
same way only last
week oh B
[Music]
listen Gordon was resting in a
siding sometimes he thought it's really
tiring to be such a large and splendid
engine one does have to keep up
appearances
soep Peep Peep beep hello lazy bones
whistled Henry what cheeks roted Gordon
that Henry is too big for his wheels P
he speaking to me like that me who has
never had an
[Music]
accident all jammed whistles and burst
safety vales accidents
asked Percy
innocently no indeed High Spirits might
happen to any engine but to come off the
rails like Henry did well I asked you is
it right is it
decent then it was Henry's turn to take
the express Gordon watched him getting
ready be careful Henry you're not
pulling the flying kipper now mind you
keep on the rails today
[Music]
Henry RS off in a hop and Gordon yawned
and went to
sleep but not for long wake up Gordon
said his driver a special trains coming
from were to P it is it coaches or
Freight cars cars said his driver cars
said Gordon
Gordon's fire was slow to starts so
Edward had to push Gordon for the turn
to get him facing the right
way I won't go I won't go Grumble
[Music]
Gordon don't be silly don't be silly
[Music]
fored at last Gordon was on the
turntable the movement had shaken his
fire it was now burning nicely and Mak
seing
steam Gordon was crossed and didn't care
what he did he waited till the table was
halfway around I'll show them I'll show
them he
his he moved slowly forward to jam the
table but he couldn't stop himself and
slithered into a ditch oh she his get me
out get me out
not a hope said his driver and fireman
you're stuck you silly great engine
don't you understand
that they telephone their Topham hat so
Gordon didn't want to take the special
train and ran into a
ditch what's that you say the specials
waiting tell Edward to take it please
and Gordon oh leave him where he is
we'll get him out
later on the other side of the ditch
some little boys were chattering Co
doesn't he look silly they'll never get
him
out they began to sing silly old Gordon
fell in a ditch fell in a ditch fell in
a ditch silly old Gordon fell in the
ditch all on the Monday
morning Gordon lay in the ditch all day
oh dear he thought I shall never get
out but that even they lifted G G and
made a road of sleepers under his wheels
to keep him from the mud strong ropes
were fastened to his back end and James
and Henry toing hard managed to bring
him to safety
[Music]
late that night Gordon crawled home a
sadder and wiser
engine does that mean that Gordon would
ever be bossy again well not for a while
at least come on take a leg Miss Jones
the train will be here any minute whoops
see you later Tanya mat he comes I go
and that is
that good luck with the fish oh seea
stop worrying the local train will get
there soon
enough wait did we save a jar for us
here's Mom oh hey why don't we give it a
try who knows maybe schemer is a really
good
cook okay
[Music]
here
har
[Music]
Mt hey what's going on sounds like you
people just experienced a major horrible
catastrophe we did your sandwich sprad H
come on Harry get out of here did you
taste it yet no I didn't taste it yet
interesting what in this anyway it is
not my fault it's my mommy's fault it's
her
recipe mayonnaise yogurt garlic salt
lemon juice white pepper and cocoa
powder what did you say coco powder
cocoa powder right there CA powder cocoa
think I should have used chocolate syrup
instead
mayonnaise yogurt garlic salt lemon
juice white pepper and cocoa powder what
did you say coco powder cocoa powder
right there CA powder cocoa think I
should have used chocolate syrup instead
oh schemer your mother didn't mean cocoa
powder she meant chili powder cocoa
powder doesn't go with all these other
ingredients that's cocoa
powder I can live with
I'm
ruined that's enough of this foolishness
I've got work to
do can you believe schema putting cocoa
in a sandwich
spread I think it's a good idea to put
chocolate on sandwiches then you don't
have to waste time EA can desert Dee
that's just so wild it almost makes
sense I don't want to hear anything
about schemer or his sandwich bread I
spent enough time with that man today
well then how come you help to wrap up
his stws for the train Stacy did that
all I did was hold my finger down when
she tied the string har M let play with
these help
yourself course I didn't mind helping
skam out
uhhuh he's not a serious man I know that
he's pretty serious mhm but still when
someone needs help and you know you can
help them there's something in you
that's naturally volunte to do it at
least that's the way it's been with all
the best people I've
known now you kid for along I've got
work to do
oh
hi schemer
who uh are you going to a costume party
schemer no no I'm not going to it just
just just go huh come on what to do okay
come
on oh good morning the name is good Bob
Finger I'm the mayor of EAP and I'm
looking for a man called schemer I never
saw him before but I know his voice have
you seen him uh oh mayor FL finger we
spoke on the phone earlier earlier than
who never mind the point is this have
you tried that sandwich spread of his uh
yes I have tried it well then I don't
have to tell you that this stuff is is
an edible by man or beast my shaving
cream tastes better than
this I'll tell scho you stop by thank
you very much and tell Mr schemer that
if he doesn't have a new improved
version of his svage thread and time for
lunch he's in big trouble and not only
with me but also with every one of the
friends of the flowering cactus Ladies
Auxiliary and that's not funny believe
me I speak from experience
are you doing your excise oh this Jon
I'm finished I have had
it oh
Scher not
quite what's your mother's phone number
555
3387
okay why
what no no don't don't tell
us hello Mrs gemer yes this is Stacy
Jones The Shining Time Station yes we
have a a question or two about your
sandwich spread yes is sea powder chili
powder it is oh well EMA thought that it
was C powder yes well thank you yes
excuse me why sure I'll tell Horus to
call
you yes thank you very much Miss schamer
bye-bye
hor come on kids we've got work to do
can't believe
it I can't believe you told her
that go
this is the worst day of my life all
right now we're going to need a Bowl
come on M we've got some shopping to do
and what what am I supposed to do uh
stay
calm
Horus maybe she's
right I'll take a
nap I can't
sleep
music what I need right now some
music here play to
on oh look look it's a buffalo nickel a
real Buffalo Nickel since when my do
Buffalo have their own money it's not a
buffalo's nickel it's a nickel with an
engraving of a buffalo on it they
stopped making them a long time
ago say um why do you think they stopped
making them Texs well Rex the way I see
it being a buffalo is hard enough
without going around making little
pictures of each other and I figur they
just got tired on it hey man the Buffalo
didn't do the
engraving thank you have to pose right
just like stand real still I wonder if
they got paid for posing well yes sir
they paid them each a die quiet play a
one a two a
three come on you rounders I want
you bra
Brave enger come
on whistle the whist they
all come
the
theyy Heiss at the
station his was on his way I've got my
chance on the Santa Fe
there that should do it let me try it
first let me try it
first yeah yeah
yeah I am a je no you're not
stacus let's just say horus's mother is
a genius but you're going to need a new
label schemer spread new improved Glen
I'll say listen we can get this on
Express East chef and will get there
before lunch so kids you let me know if
anybody comes
in Mr Conductor how can steamer make
such a big mistake to still be like he
always did he's not sorry already well
he may not have learned anything but you
have learned about helping people
and Gordon has learned the same thing
lucky thing for Thomas that he did too
but let me begin at the beginning
[Music]
Mr Conductor how can schemer make such a
big mistake and still be like he always
is he's not sorry or anything well he
may not have learned anything but you
have learned about helping
people and Gordon has learned the same
thing lucky thing for Thomas that he did
too but let me begin at the
[Music]
beginning one day Thomas was at the
junction when G shuffled in with some
Freight
cars remarked Thomas what a funny
smell can you smell a smell I can't
smell a smell said Annie a funny musty
sort of smell said Thomas no one noticed
it till you did grunted Gordon it must
be yours not long ago he had fallen into
a dirty ditch enjoyed teasing him about
it Annie clarel do you know what I think
it is it's
ditchwater before Gordon could answer
Thomas puffed
away Annie and claraval could hardly
believe their ISS he's dreadfully rude I
feel quite ashamed I feel quite ashamed
he's dreadfully rude and to Thomas they
said you mustn't be rude you make us
ashamed but Thomas didn't didn't care a
[Music]
bit that was funny that was funny he
chuckled he felt very pleased with
himself Annie and clarabel were deeply
shocked they had great respect for
Gordon the big
Engine Thomas left the coaches at the
station and went off to the M for some
[Music]
cause long ago miners digging for lead
had made tunnels under the ground their
roofs are strong enough to hold up cars
but not the weight of engines a large
notice want them not to enter the area
danger engines must not pass this
board silly old board thought Thomas he
had often tried to pass it but had never
succeeded but this morning he had made a
plan the fireman went to throw the
switch now for my plan for Thomas
bumping the cars fiercely he Jed his
driver off the fo plate and followed
them into the side come back his
[Music]
driver fire and smoke said Thomas I am
sunk and he was oh dear dear he said I
am a silly
engine and a very naughty one too I saw
you said Sir Topham hat please get me
out I won't do it
again I'm not sure we can't lift you out
with a crane the ground's not firm
enough H let me see I wonder if Gordon
could pull you out yes sir said Thomas
but he didn't want to meet Gord Gordon
just
yet down a mine is he left Gordon what a
[Music]
joke poop poop little Thomas we'll have
you out a couple of
[Music]
Puffs strong cables were fastened
between the two engines
are you ready
[Music]
heave it was a lot harder than they all
thought but at last Thomas was free I'm
sorry I was cheeky said Thomas that's
all right Thomas you made me laugh
replied
Gordon I'm in disgrace so am I said
Thomas why so you are Thomas shall we
form an alliance you help me and I'll
help you right you are agreed
Thomas good that settled Rumble
Gordon and buffer to buffer the Allies
puffed
[Music]
home so you see even Gordon can learn to
help someone besides himself do you
think he will stranger things have
happened not that I can think of
[Music]
any wo kids it's almost time for you to
go almost
Doney tell I'm here oh miss Jo
I want you to know I received that
shipment of schemer sandwich spread did
you like it did I like
it why it made our lady's auxiliary
chicken salad taste like a Heavenly
mouthful Miss
Jo believe me in my job I've had that
chicken salad several times in the past
oh more than several sometimes it seems
like a million yeah oh did you like
it who said that did you like
it who said that did you like it I loved
it ah well uh hello there I am schemer
and I uh it's my recipe and I'm
basically responsible for the whole
thing
schemer well uh let me be a little more
precise about that uh my mommy invented
it and then uh Stacy Matt and Tanya uh
made it a little bit better but
basically it was all
me my
compliments well
well good night all yeah e she never
sleeps well and you kids thought I
couldn't pull it off you know there's a
lesson to be learning this kids in the
sandwich spread business as in life
itself you cannot be a coward you must
have nerves of Ste
see
H oh no this is not schemer no no no no
no this is definitely not schemer no
this is a fellow named uh scammer this
is scammer bye shame on you schemer
hanging up on your mother like that
hello oh
hi well sure of course I know the
difference between cocoa powder and
chili powder chili powder you put in
chili con Carney and cocoa powder you
put in Cocoa con
Carney hot
chocolate okay yeah I'll remember okay
yeah bye
mommy my mommy was very disappointed in
me oh oh you don't feel bad when I was a
little girl I wanted to make a lemon
morang pie the recipe said use five egg
wies you know what I did I put in five
eggshells CU I thought that was the
white part well how did it turn
out the white of the egg is the clear
part not the
eggshell awful
oh
[Music]
oh Shin
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01x17 - Too Many Cooks
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A local named Horace Schemer, simply referred to as Schemer, runs the station's arcade and serves as the series' comic relief.
A local named Horace Schemer, simply referred to as Schemer, runs the station's arcade and serves as the series' comic relief.