01x03 - Who's Afraid of the Big, Bad Dark

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Barbie babies

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is everything all right in here

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laughs

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gee oh what should I draw guys I know

draw a chicken crossing the road

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that's funny funny

no way you wanna see funny draw sh*t's

hat on the chicken

put all this pasta to it and I'm

speaking at a thousand degrees for one

hour

chicken pot pie attacks waffle hey

wouldn't it be incredible if you could

draw on anything with Scooter's life pen

that's impossible let's see well we can

pretend can't we hey I wonder if it'll

draw on air it won't Gonzo huh

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hey I've got a great idea

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the music's great okay

huh

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hey this is Greg my very own private

audience can laugh at my jokes

thank you thank you

okay everybody

why did the duck go to the psychiatrist

because he cracked up

I'm getting good huh

I don't know

hey Here Comes Nanny oh we gotta clean

up before she sees this mess it won't

come off oh no

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my goodness what's going on in here

um we're just playing with Scooter's

computer daddy well good because Bunsen

and Beaker have come over to play

I wonder what's wrong with Beaker maybe

he's trying to get a 10. horror Kermit

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what's happening please you just have to

help me make sure Benson what can we do

for you you've gotta let me sleep over

tonight you've just got to hey no

problem Nanny can Bunsen and Baker sleep

over tonight

well of course they can sleep over just

try to keep out of trouble okay

hey wait a minute

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three days why not Boom the other night

Peter watched the movie called The Fly

monster but a park in the dark and some

funny happens

you mean now you're afraid of the Darth

Vader

gosh there must be something we can do

to help the little guy out no after all

I was there it's Martha's boring stories

hot soup nothing worse gee don't give up

Beaker we'll try to help you We're Not

Afraid of the Dark are we guys no no

maybe some of us better help the rest of

us well just what is it

love beaker

I don't get it why would Baker be afraid

of his bed

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let's see that's why I haven't slept in

the last three months

open a speaker every problem has a

solution

but sure beak all you need to do is get

used to the dark a little bit at a time

maybe we should start him off in a

shadow or something

I know a very nice shadow over here in

the corner I'm sure he would love to

meet you pick it easy beak a shadow

can't hurt you you there's nothing to be

afraid of

try Pinky

see that wasn't so bad was it

so much for that idea if you ask me the

only way to break feature spear in the

dark is to show them how much fun the

dark can be right uh how much fun can it

be Skeeter lots of fun watch first

sweeper watching

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there's lots of good things about the

dark like trick-or-treating

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come on let's ring the bell

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how much fun

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no no

no I think we lost him hey wait a minute

one two three that's funny how many of

us were there when we started this story

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I think we picked up a stray

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that's not true there's plenty of other

good things about the dark like like

um

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right well there's um

well like you know they're sitting in a

log in a swamp and croaking well it

sounds good to me maybe because I'm a

Frog

and quick some of you think of something

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hey how about this

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good things

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cause Darkness brings so many things so

many things

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so don't you worry about those Shadows

on the wall

you can make them into anything at all

and you will be happy

if you just remember

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hey you did it beaker's smiling

yeah but you forgot to tell them about

the scary creepy awful haunted houses in

the dark

fuzzy no

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thank you

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hey sorry what I meant to say is there

wouldn't be any campfires

and if there's no campfires then there's

no scary ghost stories

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don't worry Beaker there's nothing to be

scared of yeah this is just an ordinary

yes right yeah it's not really horny see

oh boy we may not have boss but we've

got one heck of a problem

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thank you

are you sure you saw the Slime Monster

in that closet I don't know maybe you've

watched my imagination that's right

that's how it was there aren't any slime

answers around here are there

that's good for a minute there I was

getting worried

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is he out there

I see somebody's foot ow you're on top

fuzzy you take a look that's me no wait

stop stop okay I work I work

I see him he's right in front of me what

do I go

tell him a joke uh uh okay I got one

when does a ghost need a license

during hunting season

pretty funny huh

thank you

laughs

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where'd everybody go

what's all the commotion in here I'm

pissed Beaker are you all right

he's afraid of the dark Maddie hey trade

it to him there's nothing to be scared

of afraid of the dark huh gee that's too

bad Baker

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I understand how you feel I Used to Be

Afraid of the Dark too

I'd be glad to show you how I got over

my fear

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here you are Beaker I handled my fear of

the Dark by wearing this sleep mask

during the day

that way I knew I could take it off

anytime I wanted to to bring back the

light

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yeah we'll be right here by your side

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I think it's working

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they don't get it what could be so scary

about a silly little mask

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s

we'll probably never sleep again don't

give up so fast Bunsen a wise old

Doberman once told me if at first you

don't find fleas scratch scratch again

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got to do with speaker how should I know

I'm just a dog well there must be some

way to help poor peaky I know how about

trying my method gee I never knew you

were afraid of the dark fuzzy I'm not

because of this he keeps me company at

night you sleep with a teddy bear

work

I'll pull the shade again

look

what happened key Fozzy no wonder you

feel so safe with him around

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imagination

hey Baker have you ever tried counting

sheep

oh well how about elephants squirrels

kangaroo rats I always count baby ducks

hopping over chili dogs into a boat

Tapioca And bumblebees what never mind

well it's all speakers problem none of

us will get any sleep gee that could be

very tiring huh hey don't let it get you

down Meeker I think you're doing fine

sure you're not afraid to close your

eyes anymore right

you're not afraid of Shadows right

one more stepping you'll be able to

enjoy the dark just like me are you

ready

come on biki you can trust me

there it is your final test the closet

come on biki you'll thank us for this

when it's all over

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relax speaker I'll hold your hand and

I'll hold yours my sweet

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wow she honked my nose I think she likes

me but right now we're just gonna turn

the light off for a few seconds to start

with okay

hey that's cheating because no lanterns

give me that

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that's so Surplus hand it over beaker

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will put your light out

everything's all right we're all still

alive aren't we of course we are who's

afraid of the big bad dog not me not me

okay in that case I'll just turn off the

light again

gee it seems darker this time

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okay okay now the best way to keep fear

away is to put your mind on something

else Oh you mean like pretending we're

climbing in a deep cave yeah yeah but

that's exactly what I mean

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wow this is great see the dog isn't so

bad after all is it beaker

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see all you have to do is keep your mind

off the fear and the dark can be a lot

of fun

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do you have any idea what fear looks

like Kermit you can't even fear silly

great then that must not be it huh

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the fear is just in your mind Baker

you've got to make it go away

oh

It's Gonna Get Us

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we can't stop it the monsters in

beaker's mind only he can stop it

does it quick

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all right

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he did congratulations speaker I knew

you could do it

speaking of the dark it's time to go to

sleep kids

sleep

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in the bed

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up you go

sweet dreams I'll see you in the morning

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whatever you did Kermit I sure feel

better about the dark now

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I don't feel scared either I don't even

need my teddy bear anymore oh then can I

hold it sure

well I'm ready for a good night's sleep

thank you

what was that

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Rapunzel did you hear anything

speaker you heard it didn't you

something

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I'll just keep a lookout in case the

rain cases oh just in case okay

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let's go

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