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01x04 - Raiders of the Lost Muppet

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Muppet Babies". Aired: September 15, 1984 – November 2, 1991.*
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Series stars Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Scooter, Skeeter, Rowlf the Dog, and Gonzo as the main characters in their baby counterparts.

01x04 - Raiders of the Lost Muppet

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is everything all right in here

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97 98 99 100 ready or not here I come

I know you guys are here somewhere

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hello anybody Here

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guess not

come on piggy let's go

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oh yeah

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oh gee you haven't lost yet fuzzy just

find the other guys

aha the drawer I got you now

who's in here

nobody in here but us chickens

oh sorry

thanks for covering for me girls

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not again I never find anybody oh don't

give a fuzzy you've still got a chance

to win yes

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ah I got you now

oh boy baseball I told you Fozzy

wouldn't see us run for homeschool huh

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not again

with my luck I couldn't find someone if

I sat on them

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yeah

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olly olly oxen free

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you can come out now animal

s

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why are you always causing trouble you

little monster

and the mouth you in here he's gotta be

around here somewhere I know let's set a

trap for him and lure him out into the

open but what do we use for bait hey

guys do you still have that box of

emergency cupcakes oh no please not that

not my emergency cupcakes not even for

your little piggy Wiki oh that's

different I'd do anything for my piggy

Wiki

how about giving me a little one right

here my sweet why certainly

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I think I'm in love there

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thank you

once animal gets a whiff of these

cupcakes he'll knock the stick out and

we'll have them okay let's hide

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well he's not in the closet

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shame our new animal disappearing like

that

coffee what are you doing

I don't know but I'm not eating cupcakes

look the door's open he must have

crawled out of the nursery he the

nursery he might get lost or scared

see animals just a baby too there's no

telling what might happen to him

no it's worse than that I wasted my

cupcakes banjo well let's face it

animal's gone there's only one thing to

do we've got to go out and find him but

we're not supposed to leave the nursery

this is an emergency besides if we don't

find him before lunchtime Nanny will

find out then we'll all be in trouble

come on let's go

see anything nope nope nope nope nope

well I see something what a spider

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where are you you went there animals

fuzzy don't you know it's bad luck to

open an umbrella in the house it is

I guess it is

maybe he's in this vent

you in here

nope not in there

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what was that

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oh well

that was close come on let's check this

way

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oh no it's 11 30. we'll have to hurry

yeah we've only got a half hour our only

chance of finding animal in time is to

split up just like in the movies and

go with current

okay we'll meet back in the nursery in a

half hour

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This Is A Dangerous Mission but I know I

can count on you right yes sir and May

the force be with you

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father

s

anymore

where are you

cook the basement door is open

uh animal I don't think we ought to go

down there there might be monsters

monster nut we've gotta take a look for

animal's sake right you

fuzzy that way if there is monster it

won't eat Kermit good idea huh animal

you down there yes you're not just say

no

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I guess he's not down there and let's

get out of here uh fuzzy I think that's

a good idea

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oh brother this place reminds me of the

Temple of Doom early G fuzzy did you

have to say that

piggy are you sure this is the basement

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where's Dad

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welcome to the basement of Doom

we gotta go now this fantasy is rated PG

but we're underage

you shall remain here forever yeah oh

yeah not if I have anything to say about

it

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this never happens to Indiana Jones

oh

God damn

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oh Indiana

movies and there's something I've been

dying to ask you who are those guys

I said they were your friends

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let's get out of here

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thank you

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oh no look out

that was scary

thank you

I think we lost him uh Kermit how many

of us are there in this car three fuzzy

oh good in that case somebody should

tell those guys to get out you

laugh

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hurry through that doorway

foreign

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good idea

what

30 years I think this is

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gonna be very short but my hero

hey I think I found a way out

oh what have I done you've just made

this a lot more exciting sassy I did yep

instead of just getting squashed we're

gonna get drowned and squashed gee

you're right I did do that didn't die

oh no

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stupid imagination but my dress all wet

sorry

fortunately my imagination knows how to

dry it off

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hey that's really a neat trick piggy

there that's better look I think we're

at the right track

those are animals Crown Prince alright

animals

here boy an animal where are you please

animal come back animal well he's not in

this hallway where do we look now I

don't the laundry room you men search

sector Y and meet me back here at all

900. now let's synchronize our watches

uh we don't have any watches Gonzo oh

that's okay scooter I don't know what

synchronize means anyway

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what if animal crawl into something and

got stuck we never find them

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hey I think I smell something what

carpet shampoo

how much you're wanted just screamed

three times

oh no wonder my socks have holes in them

come on girls maybe animals in this

jungle over here that's no jungle

Skeeter it's just a potted plant oh yeah

well that's not what I see I see a

tropical Jungle full of wild beasts I

don't believe this gosh we'll never find

animal in here we've gotta try hi come

on animal animal it's us

look

is that animal I don't know let's find

out

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I sure hope it's animal wait a minute

guys I'm beat

we'll go

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oh 900 right on the dock this must be

sector y

oh I don't think we're ever gonna find

poor animal he probably doesn't even

know we're out here

well let's tell him

good idea

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are you getting a message

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well I can do without music

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mayonnaise

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good

if we should be split apart we're still

together at heart

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[Applause]

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best friends

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best friends

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thank you

foreign

well that didn't work maybe we should

have tried Beethoven oh no is he lost

two

hey look the crowd prints are leading to

that pyramid let's check

your comment don't we know that guy

um no I don't think so fuzzy oh okay

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come on

why do I get the feeling we shouldn't be

going down here

you're scared fuzzy that's right

why didn't I think of that

animal animal hey look at that a

petrified comic book that's

ancient Egyptian writings ah I know that

I did really

maybe animals inside

um I don't think we should open a fuzzy

in the movies there's always a mummy in

boxes like that mommies

ridiculous hump me open this fuzzy

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it won't open stop

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there's only a few minutes before

lunchtime we just gotta find animals

maybe he crawled into the laundry chute

animal never keeps himself that clean

okay

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maybe we ought to try pushing good idea

on the count of three one two

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come on

ow get off of my nose

what happened did you guys find animal

nope did you no it's not yours we'll

never find him oh he's he's gone

she animal was a good friend oh sure he

ate my baseball glove but that's

understandable yeah he had to have

something for dessert after he ate your

bath I sure do miss you me too it just

won't be the same without the little guy

around to mess things up

yeah he always laughed at my jokes

well Nobody's Perfect

we'll have to tell Nanny but she'll

punish us

she'll she'll put me in a jar filled

with centipedes and make me do push-ups

until my brains turn into toothpaste

what never mind come on guys we've got a

face just like frogs

um at least I do

what is it Kermit

it's lunch time you all must be starving

actually we're not very hungry Nanny

but uh there's something that we've got

to tell you

well go on

um yeah well it's just that um

right well you see an animal

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you're alive you're not good you're okay

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of course he's here he crawled in here

about an hour ago and we've been

watching TV together

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boy animals you certainly gave us a scam

yeah that's a nice thing we're gonna

play hide and seek with you animals

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[Applause]

Oh Come Back

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the mother babies will be back again

tomorrow morning at six but don't go

away Theodore Tugboat and Madeline are

next on the Disney Channel

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animal

where is he hiding this time where are

you

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yeah bye-bye

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