01x06 - The Case of the Missing Chicken

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baby baby

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the piano

is everything all right in here

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how much for um one ticket what do you

got how about a baseball card it's a

deal

when please

I have one too me too

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oh it's my favorite record

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music catch my drift oh sure piggy I

couldn't possibly take your favorite

record you can come in for free

if you'll sit next to me

here take it

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wow she gave me her favorite record it

must be love

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all right

thank you thank you and welcome to ding

I mean brother circus

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and now you can take out your funny bone

finally the clown

hey thank you have I got a great job for

you why did the elephant sit on his

trainer give up because he didn't see

him

that one flattens me waka waka waka

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hey

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blue Cannonball

and Now ladies and gentlemen I increment

The Fearless will endure the lion's cage

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okay Ryan

um

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kiss that's it for the circus Game Boy

we better clean up this mess

Camilla

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I guess not

permit

have you seen my baby chicken Camilla uh

yeah I don't think so Gonzo

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hasn't anyone seen my Camilla hi kids

lunch you be ready in a little bit I

hope you all like chicken salad

did you hear that chicken salad mommy

made Camilla until lunch don't be silly

Gonzo Camilla is a stuffed chicken so

maybe she's making stuffed chicken salad

what's the matter Gonzo I I can't find

my baby chicken Camilla well just keep

looking I'm sure she's somewhere but I

don't worry Gonzo we'll help you find

Camilla yeah and I know just how to do

it we'll make a computer drawing of her

just like the police do uh come on

okay Gonzo describe Camilla for me

Camilla oh that's easy she's tall blonde

hair blue eyes

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that's her no way that's not a chicken

any great comedian knows what a chicken

looks like it's got feathers and a beak

and crosses the road to get to the other

side

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I'll print out a copy

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trying to come up Camilla how do we how

do we serve

yeah

inspector Gonzo of the CIA

what's that the chicken investigation

agency

when did you last see the stick well uh

yesterday what was she wearing

feathers oh thanks

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say do you know what happened to my

chicken don't try to put anything over

on me I

owls for clothes

that's great I've got an ear for music

We ought to play sometime

what do you know about this chicken

um

hey I'll help you look for Camilla Gonzo

no thanks you probably took her and are

trying to cover up huh as far as I'm

concerned you're all suspects come on

puzzle who are your friends a detective

can't afford to trust anybody even picky

could be the crook

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are you

gonna let Mommy beaked weirdo talk to

you like that what oh

um Noah of course not

come on Gonzo you're getting everybody

upset now apologize to people okay

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okay we're doubting you what are you

doing me oh just taking little prints of

your beautiful fingertips why are you

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I think I'm choosing one of these weird

moods seems pretty normal to me

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please

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thank you

hey who turned out the lights down with

Gonzo he's still playing detective let's

just ignore him that

right fuzzy what are you doing there do

it too what's the matter I lost your

memory gee I don't remember losing my

memory maybe that's because I lost it

now if I lost my memory I would have

looked for it unless I forgot I lost it

oh no I can't remember anything

isn't it true that you took Camilla

because you ran out of chicken jokes gee

maybe I did take her and maybe I'm a

criminal and I don't even know it I

didn't mean it don't send me to jail

I'll confess

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I knew I was a great comedian but I had

to go to a big city to prove it to the

world my only problem I needed a rubber

chicken every good comedian has one but

all I could find was a stuffed one oh

well it would have to do

and so I left all my good buddies and

went to the big city determined to

become funny and Famous

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was bad jokes and should be considered

dangerous

It's The End team quit we gotta get out

of here

oh no Camilla we're caught

again right this way

ever heard of the captain Kanga rooster

show because again

you kidding nothing can get rooster test

the best chicken jokes in the whole

world he's my favorite the captain's

sick today because and uh we don't have

anyone to replace them I was wondering

if maybe you could I can't believe it

I'm gonna host the captain king of Rusty

show actually I was thinking of your uh

chicken

and now boys and girls substituting for

captain underoster

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hey I'm a better comedian than her if

you think that's funny wait till you

hear this joke what time do chickens go

to sleep give up seven o'clock get it

trucks

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what did the bear say to the chicken

give up

grab your egg and let's Beat It

thank you

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let me out I promise I'll never steal

another chicken again

aren't in here for chicken napping

you're doing 50 years ah telling bad

jokes

oh no okay

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come on it being chill

um you're not in jail fuzzy I'm not no

and you up

either how do you know cause you're not

what type am I the Airhead type why

didn't I think of that

he didn't steal Camilla he must be

covering up for someone who did like his

best buddy Kermit kurzo it's me Kermit

I'm your best buddy too you know you are

a Kermit

to accuse you

Camilla disappeared I haven't been

myself maybe nobody took her

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isn't something you really love we know

how you feel Gonzo ah you don't know how

I feel you wanna know how I feel I'll

k*ll you hit it Ralph

you just don't know what it's like

and your reason to be disappeared

suddenly

loses itself

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come here

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all right

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and if you don't come back to him

be the same

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Camilla

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ah don't worry ganjo I'm sure Camilla

will turn up somewhere hey what's this

huh

it's a chicken feather

oh

chicken filler

oh no they're pulling their stuffing out

to make a joke

besides if she could who'd care what she

had to say us bye

yeah what makes you

why because I saw it all in a movie

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in case you're curious that handsome

blue dude in The Tuxedo is me Double Oak

generally famous super spy

sounds like my secret shoe phone

hello good morning double O Gonzo a

devious Forum spy has stolen the

president's socks and put them on

Camilla the chicken your job is to find

Camilla and return the president's socks

and hurry his feet are getting cold You

Can Count On Me

this phone message will self-destruct in

five seconds

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lucky for me internationally famous

super spies have tough seat

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standard procedure I headed for

headquarters to pick up the latest and

super spy gadgets

there I met Professor Bunsen and his

assistant speaker welcome bubbler this

way please

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a laser-powered computerized file speed

turbo trike will have a relaxer a super

Sprout could lead be sure we'll

demonstrate

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but I have thorough happens

while chasing spies

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barrels I felt an injection seat

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that's great what are all these buttons

this runs for jumping to write speed and

this one activates the infrared chicken

detector

there's one more thing I think I should

tell you whatever you do don't trust

this problem why not I don't know you're

imagining this story not me thanks

Professor wish me luck good luck

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after flying my Turbo track around the

world I arrived in Tokyo Japan my

infrared

there's a stuffed chicken down there

somewhere and I double Logan so I'm

going to find it

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ah

International super spies never enter

through the front door

that's when I saw her the most beautiful

spy in the world

octopiggy the horse tricked off my

tongue as I tried to speak huh hello

there

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I am a gorgeous female spy who are you

double O Gonzo super spy I'm looking for

a stuffed chicken wearing the

president's socks have you

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are you hiding something behind your

back of course not using my special spy

techniques I attempted to discover what

it was she was hiding I had to use my

best stuff the old whistle fake then I

made my move

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through I stole the chicken and the

president's socks but why super I'm

going to hang them over the fireplace at

Christmas time Santa's sure to put

something better in the president's

stockings than in mind quick grab

laughs

better catch me

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it's a good thing I'm wearing my

laser-powered computerized my speaker

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will never catch me now he was getting

away I have to use turbo booster

oh

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yeah

you can't fool me you stole that move

from James Bond and I stole this move

from Michael Jackson

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my chicken you took it you you fine by

you

Gonzo what's getting into you well she

took my

took my then she she wanted to get

Camilla out of the way so she could have

me order herself

he wouldn't lie Gonzo if she said she

didn't take it she didn't take it oh

yeah well I'm not giving up till I find

out who did

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I'm such the world until I get my

Camilla back nothing will stand between

me and my baby chick nothing

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Gonzo what's that that that's Camilla my

baby chick but that's not important what

is important is finding money

yeah what was she doing in your clothes

drawer double O Gonzo ah oh yeah

remember I put it there so I wouldn't

dare lose her I think you left your

brains in the drawer too Gonzo don't you

think you are as an apology

what for accusing us of stealing your

chicken yeah

it leaves only one possible person me

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oh no I must be a double

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agents

or don't worry about Gonzo you'll be

okay by next week

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the mother babies are back again

Saturday morning at six but don't go

away Theodore Tugboat and Madeline are

next on the Disney Channel

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