01x09 - Close Encounters of the Frog Kind

[bunniefuu]

Barbie babies

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the piano

is everything all right in here

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foreign

the first national mother tank is now

open for business good afternoon Skeeter

would you please go into the Vault and

get me my most precious valuables I'll

get them

and don't let anything happen to them

don't you worry none piggy Sheriff

Kerman is guarding this Bank 16 left 21

right 14 left seven right 29 left

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thank you

you never can be too careful when you're

a make-believe Banker here you are piggy

careful

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I want to deposit this bone into my

account sure

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how much have I saved so far let me

see you got three bones

lipsticks nine fleas and a shoe oh bones

and fleas how worthless are you kidding

the only animal richer than me is Morris

the Cat

you guys this is a stick up put your

hands up and give me all your loot huh

you'll never get away with this Sheriff

won't stop you that's what you think

weirdo

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me horsey

horsey away

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you've got to stop the lone weirdo and

get our stuff back

I mean her don't you worry ma'am I'll

take care of everything

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how embarrassing

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sometimes I put a little too much frog

in my heart

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that wasn't the kind of pass I had in

mind that's more like it

I'm

a little weirdo you're going to jail

be careful Sheriff Kermit the lone

weirdo is fast

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they don't call me the fastest come in

the West for nothing you know

here you are ma'am oh thank you Sheriff

Kermit here's a cupcake for your reward

thank you Piggy

and I'm real messy with dicing

hi kids

guess what what Kermit and Uncle yes I

am I thought he was the sheriff I

thought he was a frog I want you all to

meet Kermit's new nephew Robin

oh gosh he looks just like I did when I

was a little tadpole take some time and

get to know him I'll be back in a little

while

but you shouldn't take good care of him

he's very young and very delicate I'm

very yucky yeah yeah I'm very pitiful he

doesn't even have any

oh yucky shush it is not yucky he's

adorable just like his Uncle Uncle

Kearney

I never asked to be an uncle Kermit no

to be a monkey your big sister had

babies that makes you an uncle and the

babies are your nieces

views oh that's different hello there

little nephew Robin I'm your uncle

Kermit boy what a big slug I wonder if I

would look like that when I grow up

it looks like a blue banana with

eyeballs

he's just a baby I bet we can't even

play with him without breaking him I

wonder what he's thinking he can't think

he's too young

a two-headed monster I wonder what it's

thinking it probably wants to eat me I

know Kermit your nephew Robin would

probably love to hear one of my funny

jokes I don't think you'll understand

your jokes fuzzy but then none of us

ever do either so go ahead please when

your chest love Robin why are fish so

smart give up because they swim in

schools get it

no no Robin you shouldn't spit water

when fuzzy tells you a joke no matter

how bad it is

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wouldn't that be nice Kermit

what is it right it sure Piggy and we

can rock Our Little Pony world and tell

you sweet stories like Piggy in

Wonderland you mean Alice in Wonderland

don't you if I meant

I would have

said you nerd

she called me a nerd

next thing you know I'll be the nerd of

her dreams that blue one is weird now

where was I oh yes piggy in Wonderland

you look at the pictures Robin well I

tell you the story about once upon a

time there was a beautiful

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yes sir I mean

piggy was looking at a picture book when

all of a sudden a little tadpole popped

up out of the river oh

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my goodness that little tadpole wants me

to follow him

and so picky followed a little tadpole

down

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you're not telling the story right

picking the pictures show Alice chasing

a white rabbit down a rabbit hole not a

tadpole hole I say it's a tadpole and he

went down a tadpole hole and if you

don't want to wind up stuffed in a

weirdo hole you'd better keep quiet God

point I wish they'd stop fighting and

get back to the story where was I oh

yeah piggy was falling down the tadpole

oh

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for me he must have gone into one of

these doors

are you sure it was a tadpole hole

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oh dear how will I ever get through that

little door what's this a shoe horn nope

a pig horn what

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no

you're in the funny farm

oh brother

I grew up funny jokes wanna hear one

no okay here goes why do caterpillars

play with their food

give up because they like to watch the

butterfly Rucka Rucka Rucka

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oh well ah you kids like my jokes don't

you

nobody's forcing you to watch you now

so Piggy and the little tadpole

continued their wonderful Journeys

through Wonderland

well I think you forgot to turn the page

piggy oh

and I'm scooter dumb wait a minute I'm

not dumb I must be scooter D and you

must be Skeeter dumb

no

I'm not I'm smart

who's talking about brains I'm talking

about your name dummy

oh so now I'm scooter dummy

why don't you make up your mind Skeeter

dizzy

online

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well you're a scooter nerdy then why

don't you go play with someone else's

Skeeter cheater

eater

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that's better

to grow up I don't know if I wanna no

where was I oh yes as Piggy and the

little tadpole Moved Through The Strange

Land it wasn't long before They Came

Upon a strange white wall I wonder what

this is

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what does it look like

it's a piano oh

duck nope Rosy wolf is the name music's

bugging only I haven't been able to play

since I got this terrible cold

here it comes again

thank you

again

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thank you

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oh no animals got robbing you gotta get

him back before he gets hurt

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here please

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remember what nanny said he's real

delicate

hello

oh

yeah

I don't believe it oh they like each

other Kermit

for your little nephew way up on that

high shoe you tell animal to bring him

down this minute gosh piggy some frogs

are riding home in high places haven't

you ever heard of tree frogs for me

sweetie I'm not talking about tree frogs

I'm talking about Robin catch my drift

I'll get him right down good okay animal

the Farm's over bring Robin down here

this minute okay

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thank you

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you don't say let me have him

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body touches my nose but Kermit

are you okay

he smiles just like me doesn't he

like you too kermy

oh no yuck

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watch this Robin

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hey that's real good Skeeter now see if

you can do it Robin

if you can do a headstand maybe you can

play music too

that's right and they're all different

see

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oh well not every frog can be a great

piano player don't

don't fuzzy he's

right if Robin practices he could grow

up to be good on any instrument he

chooses right listen to this Robin

foreign

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Round the Clock

practice makes perfect

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it's important to know

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it's perfect

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you know what I bet Lily wouldn't be too

happy if she found out we took Robin out

of his bowl let's make sure she doesn't

right we better getting back

hey

we're ready

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he's getting away he's in the toy drawer

get him

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come on out Robbie it's time to go back

in your Bowl come on come out wherever

you are

there it is

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[Applause]

oh no that book is 20 000 Leagues Under

the Sea Jay a story about an underwater

bowling alley

oh sorry come on fuzzy how are we gonna

get him out of there we'll do what we

always do we'll use our imaginations

wow

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gee you know no matter how many times we

do this it always amazes me

Robin has to be around here somewhere

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we'll never get them now

sure we will look

why do I get the feeling these things

were not designed for weirdos with long

noses

never mind that put a shower on your

head why this thing sure is tight

wow okay guys let's go okay

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wouldn't be in there

Woody it looks creepy to me

oh

hey let's get out of here

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anybody here let's check in there do we

have to I'm not going in there listen

come

yeah right

I love it when he's tough like that

excuse me

what are you doing here us

tell him Kermit you're the leader are

you oh oh yeah we're looking for my

nephew Robin I mean Robbie why you

needn't work any further you mean there

he he's here no I mean you'll never

leave this ship again oh we're going on

a long void

uh where exactly are we going sir why

Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea of

course ow you're studying a bowling

league too huh

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unbelievable isn't it

this has been around

again

ah just a little pink submarine we could

Escape in what let's go come on

I feel so good I could even stand on the

Fuzzy's jokes hey guys well guys eight

arms and lives at the bottom of the

ocean I don't know fuzzy what I don't

know either but it sure got big eyeballs

yeah it's got me don't let your

imagination get the best of your scooter

what about Robin

geez how'd you do that Skeeter easy as

pie oh

and just in time

well I hope you all got to know Robin

oh

no him Demi

well

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kids next time Robin comes over he

should be big enough to come out of his

bowl and play oh boy the next time he

comes over we're gonna be in

India

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relatives

oh gee

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thank you