01x01 - Noisy Neighbors

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love it babies will return after these

messages the baby

okay they've got to be out there

somewhere

I'm sure I don't have life in my note

here no he parries may think we better

give gonzo a boost

I'm ready when your Kermit Oh much

better sense a lot

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what are you spotted your old engine

room us not you fuzzy the submarine oh I

know that

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they're making a run for it sir just a

minute Skeeter I thought I was the

captain

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you kids better hold down the noise our

next door neighbor officer Carruthers

just called he thought maybe you were

building a freeway in here

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now you all know that Officer Carruthers

is a policeman and that he has to sleep

during the day because he works at night

and you know if he doesn't get enough

sleep he wakes up all grumpy and grouchy

so just play like civilized children and

you won't have to worry

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maybe he'll send us all to jail Oh give

us a one-way ticket to the twilight zone

what if he spreads chunky peanut butter

all over our faces come on you guys we

gotta clean this up I just know it

don't worry I'll keep him busy with some

of my great jokes

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you know I wish I want some more

chocolates

and ice-cream sundae there will be no

the better the dragon without a smart I

know right a couple of k*ller jokes and

when he's doubled over with

I hope good lecture Fozzie

here we go you love this nut Mac fuzzy I

talk to you for minute huh dragons can't

talk better try it again okay this will

k*ll you what did the big jug and say to

the mouse hey give up nothing dragons

can't talk pretty funny what a lousy

sense of humor kiss me hello princess

piggy dragon by donkey he's got a lot of

guts my Santa

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don't worry gonzo I'll have you to the

body shop in no time I mean them fear

not fair princess dragon what you know

what they say if you can't beat them

dance with them why yes officer

Carruthers hello it's officer Carruthers

he's gonna bring the whole police force

over here and arrest us quick turn out

the lights we've got to escape before

they find us

I mean electricity officer Carruthers

called again and you know what he said

he said that you woke him up again I

don't want to put the jam don't let him

take me no Fozzie there's nothing to

worry about there isn't not if you're

quiet so we can sleep don't you think

that's a good idea

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there must be something we can do to

keep animal quiet yeah for me there was

something that put him to sleep oh hey

that's it a cheer-off we don't even have

a sledgehammer no not that this you're

going to hit him with the piano no music

well sing a lullaby

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get him on the tail your luck latest

craze ain't seen nothing like it is my

puppy daily screaming crap we just can't

wait

mama reaches down to get a good

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he do we start to stiffen up your shoes

say a baggy Goethe's behind you

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so much fun

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have you been dude Rock d-block officer

Carruthers called again and he didn't

sound very happy he said to tell you

kids that he's not calling anymore

he said if you wake him up again he'll

just come over here and speak with you

personally

oh no so please try to be quiet okay

that's better I know there's only one

single will keep animal quiet television

this is Clyde crumpet with the Morning

News

yesterday's South American earthquake

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I'm Clark Kent ace reporter for the

world's biggest newspaper

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and you might have noticed I'm also got

a secret identity that's piggy laying my

coal reporter at The Daily Muppet boy am

i wild about her but I try not to show

it

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Mitra miss lane I've been wanting to

tell you for monkey if I could all right

tell her I can't

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don't worry miss wait I'll go up and see

if I can put the brakes on uh what's

your mind getting me a boost

thanks this is a job

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miss lane wait I gotta stop the elevator

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excuse me miss brain but I've gotta be

going what happened miss lane while

you're out there playing with the

elevator I couldn't stand it any longer

I had to tell her miss lane there's

something I gotta tell you

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hey you can't barge in on my wiper story

isn't that right miss lane excuse me I

need to use the telephone booth it's an

emergency

okay fine I'm telling jokes to my agent

Bernie what do you get when you cross a

blueberry with the pancake already

blueberry pancakes how'd you know well I

thought it was funny

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it's a plane no it's a chicken no it's

just a telephone booth Peyman miss lane

I'll save you

hello operator please deposit 25 cents

for the first three minutes or 50 miles

whichever comes first

okay I don't have 25 cents better carry

more change have no fear miss we'll save

you

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officer Carruthers called again I knew

that wasn't my agent on the phone

he's gonna come over and hang Dog Pound

no no he called to say that he's leaving

for work now so you can make all the

noise you want okay you're ready ruff

I'm ready you ready I'm ready I'm ready

let's do it

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babies will return after these messages

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