01x08 - What Do You Want to Be When You Grow Up?

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when you rule upstairs

you wish that you weren't they

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he is everything all right in here

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yeah

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he's been telling so many bad jokes he's

broken out in Tomatoes

we'll have to remove his funny bone and

give him a funnier one no please I don't

like to be operated yeah no it's not a

person Ralph it's what you used to make

a patient go to sleep Oh a little fuzzy

on the table top jokes we'll stop

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I play in peewee Goff what do you think

that's what doctors do I think g*ns are

already cured me oh really

gee I wonder if he really is better

let's find out tell a joke fuzzy okay

how about it ha ha ha ha see you man

I get hurt

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if you ask me Fuzzy's worst never doc

patients dinosaur doctor but dinosaurs

have been extinct for millions of years

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I'm gonna be rock star well I'm gonna be

an astronaut and go to Mars I'm going to

be a comedian and people are paying me

to tell my jokes they'll probably pay

even more not to tell well cheering

metal nopd I was thinking maybe you're

creating video games but I'd rather play

them why say maybe I could be a baseball

player

and I am pretty good at catching five

oops sorry it does sound kind of gross

doesn't it thought she I don't know what

I wanna be

hi kids what you doing we were just

talking about what we want to be Willy

girl up Kermit what's the matter

oh don't worry Kermit lots of children

and even grown-ups have that problem but

they do but if the others know what they

want to be I should know whatever you

want to be gosh

maybe there's something wrong with me

nah me Kermit there's nothing wrong with

you really When I was your age I was

thinking about the future just like you

dear kids look at the pictures in this

book and see if you can help Kermit

decide what he wants to be Danny I'll be

back in a little bit to see how you're

doing

Wow neat pictures Hey look Kermit

that's the job for you you make a great

fireman

I would sure just imagine being in the

fire station when all of a sudden goes

on emergency

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he thinks fuzzy could elite imagine

right sighs who do I commit you first

are you sure it's safe

sure I'm sure I'm in control of this

story you know yeah that's what I'm

afraid of

see that was kind of fun where are you

number one never stand at the bottom of

the firemen's pole

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do we know

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this looks like the face take the heist

cabbage our wake here and turn into

bronzer

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okay buzzy

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imagine rolling a hospice sorry boys let

me give you a little demonstration

I call this my wrecking ball

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he is pretty good for a little g*y

weirdo yeah

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why do I get the feeling gonzo bends the

rules a little bit

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thanks counselor bowler

what's the matter Kermit didn't it

strike you as a good idea got it

bowling strike funny right I knew that

I give up I'll never decide what I wanna

be like you think I record Dickie sure I

can

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piggy I love you let's have lunch

gosh I wonder if there any movie stars

around here that I know Frankie she

doesn't remember me now the fabulous

Miss Piggy with others what's in it

alongside the greatest stars of

Hollywood

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you got to swim in on your nose here I

was only trying to help this piggy

yoo-hoo can I have your autograph thanks

Miss Piggy and I have one too signing

autographs doesn't look too hard sign

this please

sure anything for one of my fans gosh

that was easy

maybe I can be a movie star after all

that's a $50 fine for parking in the red

zone pal huh that's not my car

I'm not even old enough to drive I only

learned a Hopf last year

thanks for the story piggy but I don't

think show business is for me waiters

have lost pig well I don't think so Kiki

nobody come to see me I'm just a fraud

you really think so Skeeter uh-huh what

I think do you think I'd be good at well

jumping silly

you've got great frog's legs here cutie

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okay now it's your turn

oh boy I should be good at this I've got

a long line of jumpers in my family

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racing tournament right sure I know no

Skeeter something tells me those bigger

guys have an advantage why didn't I

think of that

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you can do it

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know that you're a gold medal winner

we'd like to make you a movie star but

sign this and we'll make you a TV star

sign that said we'll make you a singing

star but just sign this contract and

you'll be famous for the rest of your

life hmm

thank you such part of being a great

athlete sign here please

sure

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and that's a $200 fine for parking in a

no tricycle zone being an athlete turned

out just like being a movie star and I

know I don't want to do that gosh this

is awful

there must be something Kermit could be

how about a dog catcher no not that kind

of dog catcher a dog catcher you know

baseball holmes lady come it can't be a

dog catcher he's a frog yeah who ever

heard of a frog catcher it's me

I'll never decide what I wanna be

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but being an ice-cream man gives me the

chills

focus I'll probably just be another

useless ride hey that's no way to talk

Kermit you can be anything you wanna be

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or ladies and gentlemen the President of

the United States

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gee that was terrific fellas now I know

exactly where I wanna be when I grow up

you're due don't keep us waiting Kermit

what do you wanna be you wanna drive a

taxi k*ll me

you won't be rich why don't you think of

something else crewman sorry

my name's mater but driving a taxi is so

ordinary that's what you think

papi and I'll take you for a ride

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here we are all we have to do now is

wait for someone wants to go somewhere

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don't eat some

what

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I don't believe this

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you're right driving a taxi can be a lot

of fun yeah and I'm sorry for telling

you to choose another job Kermit

it's okay to be whatever you want to be

no matter what anybody else thinks son I

think you're right rose hi kids

Kermit have you decided what you want to

be when you grow up yeah I decided to be

a taxi driver well that's wonderful

Kermit

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join in the fun with Muppet Babies again

same time next weekend and stay tuned

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I'll help you

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