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01x13 - Good Clean Fun

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Muppet Babies". Aired: September 15, 1984 – November 2, 1991.*
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Series stars Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Scooter, Skeeter, Rowlf the Dog, and Gonzo as the main characters in their baby counterparts.

01x13 - Good Clean Fun

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happy birthday

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I've got my computer

the piano

is everything all right in here

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minute guys yeah how much this match fan

is playing volleyball with an antelope

what never mind there it's perfect

Wolfgang von rolfoven the greatest piano

player in history

hey

almost done what hurry up will you piggy

I can't hold this pose forever yeah

isn't it beautiful wow I never knew you

were so talented piggy how'd you ever

make a sculpture like that that's my

little secret come on

come on

I won't tell if you won't pretty good a

scooter it looks more like an old shoe

to me I doubt if it'll even float oh

oh

my God

how's that smartypants hey

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no bye-bye no animal the show's not oh

yet sorry it's okay

no Beaker this is your ordinary

microscope with this one I can look

inside your mind and see what makes a

tick

yes you now put your head under here

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you're a peanut brain

oh you don't have to be that way forever

Beaker if you study real hard fumble you

may become a peanut butter and jelly

brain

there now I've got a pair of hands to

clap at my great jokes

okay okay here's a funny one why did the

kangaroo cross the road give up because

he wanted too hot the bus get it

kangaroo hop what the right direction

the clay is alive

what was that crash

oh no I just bought this lamp

Nanny this one piggy the broken one

I wonder how it got broken

no I didn't see anything did you see

anything scooter uh-uh did you fuzzy uh

I think I saw an elephant Nanny

wrestling with the gorilla and they

knocked it over but I could be wrong

I don't care who did it just try to be

more careful when you play someone could

get hurt

it's okay

gee Nanny was awful nice to us about her

lamp getting broken yeah we should do

something special for her to make up for

it right let's put our minds together

and think of something

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yummy what are you eating about animals

I wonder if he knows any good dog food

recipes

you want to make nanny some dog food no

we'll make up to Nanny by fixing some

lunch for her that's a great idea

Skeeter

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let's go let's go for it

this will be fun

let me give you a boost piggy why thank

you Kumi

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Pinky's a little heavier than I thought

what did you

those are the nicest shoes you ever

bought

why thank you phew

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this looks delicious

give me that sandwich but no no but

rough

Nanny's

taste tester

this is yummy whoa piggy far out I

didn't know you liked dog food

sandwiches

every great comedian has to know how to

make a whipped cream pie in case he

should ever get into a pie fight

smile

hey you can't do that to me

a backfighter right

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oh yeah

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thank you

take that

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oh gee how did those guys get into

Nanny's kitchen anyway

the latest food invention South baking

cake though all it needs is the final

ingredient to make it rise

that's right Beaker yeast bread just put

in a teaspoon

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's going crazy wow hey look at that it's

a giant upside down cake look out

foreign

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foreign delicious

here's your hot dog Baker

hey are you cracked

oh my gosh it's the piggy dog girl run

for it bigger

all right who's the Wise Guys scaring

away my customers what is cool just

looking hot dog

thank you

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hey dog scan you one big kid you yummy

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nobody eats my hot dog standing gets

away with it

I must have put his foot down somewhere

unfortunately so do dough girls

skyscraper cupcakes my favorite

all right that does it

looks like a mild modern hot dog vendor

but in reality

oh

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okay

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you make a great gingerbread weirdo

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right Beaker we've gotta do something

fast go get me my best blaster

not Beast will be no more

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what do you mean you thought I said

yeast Blaster booster don't you know

what yeast does

it mixed

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but an earth cupcake would taste like

me

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rapturous

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before she picks out on the Earth

are you nice

you need a cutter as big as the

moon

no problem I can make you as big as her

with this

this Blaster won't work day Bunsen I

made out of dough this isn't my Yes

master it's my weirdo inflator oh

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okay Peter

something

you had some blueberry bismatch hello

there my little overstuffed cream plus

Captain good work crack finish her off

are you kidding I think I'm in love

how's about sharing a piece of that with

me sweetie pie

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how about Whispering some sweet nothings

in my ear piggy pie how about if I stuff

some

settle in your ear noodle nose

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next thing you know she'll be baking me

ear muffins

what's going on in here we wanted to

make up for breaking the lampnet so we

made you lunch oh

I missed

I made you commit and I made gingerbread

frogs I see

that that made you a cream pie and I

made you a sandwich yeah but yeah and be

sure and I bake your cake only if it's

not really baked because we're not

allowed to use the oven yet and I made

you an ice cream sundae Nanny yes

yes Saturday

oh my listen why don't you kids go back

into the nursery

I'll clean this up and then we can all

have lunch together oh thanks for

inviting us mommy but uh we better be

going now come on bigger

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what am I going to do with this mess

don't worry Nanny we'll clean it up

gosh where'd that come from never mind

Kermit I'll clean it up

look at animal if you kids really want

to help why don't you give animal his

bath well I take care of the kitchen

okay

okay we'll give animal his bath

was a bad

um I mean a great idea are you sure you

can handle him sure can grab hold of

them scooter but he's all sticky and

gooey

okay okay

oh

gingerbread frogs

yeah

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two three four open up the bathroom door

up two three four

turn on the Backwater yes sir fuzzy get

the bubbles get down

the Bible is a tickling my nose

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thank you random all right animal into

the tub number

animals

never fear

s

[Applause]

comes home come on let's clean animal up

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oh that's a good point animal you just

sit there and behave while we get you

clean

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your animals

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come on everybody

how should I go

you're squeaky clean

wanna get dirty again

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oh a clean guy huh that's me

doesn't he look kind of cute dog

covering you soap

animals here

all right animal you've done enough

damage for one day out of the tub oh bye

bye

no more it's go bye-bye time it's out of

the top time

I'll get them

huh let me show you how to do it Ralph

oh no animals

in the dream maybe we can see him

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I don't hear anything come on g*ng we

better go down the drain and get a

better look

oh no now we've lost animal and Kermit

looking for me

oh

awesome

get up easy this is embarrassing

oh brother

there's no time to waste we've got to

find animals that's better

animals

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maybe it's animal stomach growling what

if it's someone else's stomach growling

good point fuzzy let's go this way

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hello

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yes who are you we're the hard hat rats

we're here to fix your leak

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pretty good plumber huh

say have any new rats in our friend

animal no

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if anyone would know where your friend

is he would let's go let's go rats we

got links to fix

all right Linda where we find the great

Google oh I know all we have to do is

figure out where gurgles come from oh

silly everybody knows gurgles come from

water going down the drain in that case

I know how to find him

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foggy now we'll never find a great

gurgle

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Snow White gee I thought she was shorter

sorry

oh loosen your gurgleness we're looking

for our friend animal have you seen him

well can you no

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oh

no now what have you done we rushed

animal Nanny yeah look how clean he is

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oh I just finished cleaning the kitchen

and now I have to clean the bathroom no

you won't Nanny yeah we'll clean it for

you come on

come on what no no no you don't have to

please

let's clean the mirror scooter all right

Skeeter oh my

God

my goodness I snip snip here and a snip

snip there hairy snip there is Snip

everywhere a snip snip but fuzzy uh-oh

ring around the bathtub no

all we have to do is get it out just tie

on some brushes and start skating what

I wonder if there's an Olympic event

called tub skating

is that Nanny quiet it's it's amazing

yeah

yeah well as far as I'm concerned you've

totally made up for breaking the lamb

wow

oh no you broke my scale wait didn't

mean to we'll make it up to you Nanny

yeah I'll wash the car oh

else

vacuumed the grass I'll paint the carpet

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inside

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the Muppet Babies will be back again

next Saturday morning at six but don't

go away Theodore Tugboat and Madeline

are next on the Disney Channel

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oh

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goodbye

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