02x04 - The Great Cookie Robbery

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baby baby

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is everything all right in here

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thanks animals

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track all clear

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what you doing piggy I'm putting on my

makeup silly I'm going to be a beautiful

night amazing cover Pig

Sunday Pig

in

magazine

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hey Kermit you wanna see me break the

nursery AirSpeed record on my captain

weirdo turbo trike nothing scanjo last

time you tried to break the record it

took us two hours to get your head out

of the waste basket

wanna see me break the airspace

no way Gonzo we're fixing Fuzzy's flat

tires

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friends

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thank you

hi nanny what are you doing in the

kitchen me

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not to put the groceries away Manny

that's very thoughtful of you yeah

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he's ready

it must be starving

maybe we need a snack nanny I don't like

to give you kids cookies before lunch

but it's all I've got to tide you over

now you give the others one cookie each

Gonzo and tell him I'll have lunch ready

as soon as I can oh you can count

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why should I give them any of these

cookies after all they didn't care

enough about me to look at my super

trike

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and share them with your friends

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eat the cookies

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oh a criminal

how could I think of such a terrible

thing how could you ever listen to

disposal with a better question if it

weren't for you going into the kitchen

nobody would have gotten any cookies

anyway right right the cookies are yours

Kitty you deserve them get overruled

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are you okay

yeah I'm fine Kermit just got a little

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speed lying I mean flying flying

boy am I hungry hungry

hungry hungry

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I wonder when Nanny's gonna bring us

lunch

want me to tell you lunch was gonna be a

little late oh no

hey what are those crumbs Gonzo crumbs

crumbs oh those plants and those aren't

crumbs no what are they

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oh yeah

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yeah

they don't suspect a thing

Gonzo

what's that you're eating

yeah we saw you shoved something in your

mouth it looked like a cookie a cookie

cookie oh that must have been a pretend

cookie huh

they are terrific

we prefer the ones with the little brown

spots on them you mean chocolate chips

nope

octopus eggs

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boy Gonzo sure is acting weird well

maybe it's because he's so hungry yeah

just weird Kermit

don't you growl at me buster hey I

didn't growl piggy my stomach did oh

take it easy you guys we're just getting

upset because we're all so hungry sorry

love yeah me too Piggy

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tell a joke and let me see oh I got one

what did the chocolate cream pie say to

the jelly donuts

no that wasn't what it said

what are you doing Gonzo

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how should I know scooter

it's dark in here

weirdsville that's it I gotta get our

minds off food let's each make up the

weirdest

story can think of gee that's a great

idea Skeeter

um who goes first

why do you always go first piggy the

answer to that is quite simple scooter

because I say so oh hey let's see the

weirdest story I can imagine would have

to be about the weirdest person I've

ever met Gonzo

thank you

it begins halfway around the world at

the freezing South Pole

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make sure hope that pizza delivery boy

gets here soon I'm starving

sounds like someone eating

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oatmeal oatmeal I ran out of mush

are you the pizza boy oh I'm hungry

that's a strange name you've got there

hungry I'm Admiral weirdo famous South

Pole Explorer you mean you're not that

pizza boy

my sweet slime I bring food

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favor anything marry me I'd rather

starve okay no weirdo no food

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and so a short time later

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onesie not until after we're married my

perfect piglet

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friends we are gathered here today to

witness the marriage of Admiral weirdo

do you act little weirdo take this pig

to be your lawful wedded wife

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server weirdo to be your lawful wedded

husband

foreign

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you're chewing on your pillow

oh how embarrassing thanks crummy boy

that sure was a weird story wasn't it

g*ns oh

imagine you not giving food to one of

your best friends

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imagine that me holding out on my best

friends

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what no I don't see anything Gonzo me

either

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oh now my tummy's really starting to

growl

me too

what am I doing

how could I have been so selfish

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okay I'll k*ll him Hey listen

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don't be annoyed you

take the cookies for yourself

she gave me a kiss on the nose

yeah well she loves me we'll never last

till Nanny brings lunch

can't have tuna fish that work next to

an ice cream plant

what about you Kermit yeah I don't know

any weird stories but I did have a weird

dream well tell us about it Kermit

um I don't think you'll like it very

much it's kind of um you know different

go on Kermit anything's better than

listening to my stomach

oh okay

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my train is part of the dream I told you

it was weird

I Like Trains hey Gonzo you coming sure

Kermit or just checking this light it it

doesn't seem to be working

oh well I'll check it out later the

dream train

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everybody

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wow okay meet Timo what's that crunchy

sound

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ah that must be termites didn't I ever

tell you my nose is made of wood

it's true Pinocchio wants my cousin

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whoa can you hear that yeah

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the wheels are rolling down the railroad

tracks

every time I hear the whistle whoa whoa

did you want to grab my ticket and go

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check it

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I'm on the train there's lots of things

you can do

across the bridge

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guys

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this isn't such a weird dream Kermit

um well we haven't reached the weird

part yet hold on to your seats

hey what happened to the train you

haven't seen anything yet what do you

mean Kermit

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we're going into orbit rocket train

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choo choo

Choo favorite yes

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thank you

talk about your weird dreams

do you see

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don't I know you from some place talk

about weird yeah which end is his head

whatever you do fuzzy don't tell any

jokes

gosh what do you think we'll go first

Venus Mars or the supermarket let's stop

Hollywood

here everybody wants to go to Hollywood

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or anyone who wants to get out of this

dream better do it now okay

bad train ride yeah I thought it was

gonna get much worse it is fuzzy

yes

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who are you what objects I mean and I'm

the meanest Outlaw in the west gee

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oh yeah watch this

hey you boo

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he's the part of my dream I was afraid

to tell you about you were right Kermit

you never should have told us this dream

all right reach for the sky

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hey I don't want your valuables well

what do you want

cookies

cookies oh boy here here the strong box

is filled with cookies all right open it

oh sure

um

oh no it's empty

are you you'll be sorry you ever messed

around with one of that cheek either you

give me them their cookies or Oscar this

train ran off the tracks into deep

Canyon

we didn't take the cookies honest yeah

there must be some mistake

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you've had a box of cookies all this

time and you didn't share them with more

that's why he's been acting so weird

he's been eating cookies all day it's

true it's true

I'm sorry okay pal if you want to save

your friend's hand over them cookies

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here what's this oh no I must have eaten

them all oh no two bad kitties cause now

you're gonna pay for it this is awful my

best friends you're gonna get it because

of my selfishness I've gotta make up for

it somehow

hey now I'll take care of him later

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Rider with the Blazing nose

the lone weirdo

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weirdo

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all right

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come here

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you've got two choices Jake 20 years in

jail uh 20 jokes from Fozzy yeah

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who was that masked weirdo

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yeah

are you all right Gonzo

I guess you all hate me for not sharing

the cookies with you huh oh Godzilla we

don't hate you he took a lot of courage

to admit what you did yeah

yeah for one night

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kids I got so busy with shopping I just

couldn't get it ready any faster

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I hope those cookies Gonzo brought you

helped a little um

well uh they sure did near me thanks and

for being so nice Gonzo I made your

favorite sandwich peanut butter and

bananas ah thanks mommy

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oh my favorite sandwich and I'm so

stuffed as cookies I can't even look at

it

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the Muppet Babies will be back again

tomorrow morning at six but don't go

away Theodore Tugboat and Madeline are

next on the Disney Channel

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money money

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