02x13 - When You Wish Upon A Muppet

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happy babies

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is everything all right in here

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toss a ring around the weirdo's nose and

win a prize

okay this looks easy

what do you say Kermit step right up and

try your luck fine okay all right here's

my ticket Ralph

drum roll please animal okay

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brother okay here goes

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oh

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we have a winner

we do I won yippie Skippy girl it won me

a prize what do I get love huh you know

what's my prize Well

um

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ah what Roth means is you get a kiss

from me

piggy my sweet

good job

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come on let's try another game Kermit oh

she climbed my nose

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ouch I hear you I hear you sorry oh come

on come on two skaters

get the bear with a tomato Booth how

about it Kermit you want to try all you

have to do is hit Frosty with a tomato

and you win a prize

she piggy I don't want to throw a tomato

at fuzzy he's my best friend oh we

worked it out so you'll want to throw a

tomato at him I will sure hmm well okay

here's my ticket

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and here

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thank you animal okay have I got some

great jokes for you you know what you

get when you cross a chicken with peanut

butter you got a chicken that sticks to

the roof of your mouth pretty funny huh

waka waka waka

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you see yeah now don't you want to throw

a tomato at fuzzy well I don't know I

don't think that was such a bad joke

okay how about this one why did the

apple kiss the banana

because it had appeal get it a peel a

banana has a peel Waka Waka

bad joke

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Kermit hit me with a tomato

I can't do it even if fazi tells the

worst jokes in the world he's still my

friend hey you guys must have liked my

jokes nobody threw a tomato at me

I want a prize no way piggy you're

supposed to throw the Tomato at the bear

not throw the bear at the tomato

well Kermie now what are you going to do

you said you said you'd win me a prize

Well

um let's try another game piggy win a

prize win prize

again

don't be ridiculous animals too young to

make up his own game or give him a

chance Piggy or how does it work animal

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away that's okay piggy we'll pretend

they're great prices here animal I'll

take a turn thank you that's a silly

Kermit there's nothing but old junk hey

look I got something

wow

it's just garbage Kermit throw it away

no piggy wait don't throw that away yeah

don't throw that away why not Gonzo well

because uh

why not rough because it might be a

magic lamp yeah

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you know the kind you rub in a magic

Genie comes out see

wow hey I thought about Genies they make

wishes come true gee I wonder if there's

a magic Genie in this lamp

fuzzy It's gotta be the kind Kermit has

oh I knew that hey let's rub the lamp

and see if there is a genie inside

that's a great idea Kermit in the story

when you rub the lamp the genie is

supposed to Grant you one wish hmm gee

one uh-huh okay

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oh

yes

Mama you're the genie

oh okay

I wish to travel around the world in a

big beautiful boat

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[Applause]

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you call that a big beautiful boat sorry

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it's real nice piggy thank you oh look

there's our next stop to me it doesn't

even look romantic yeah I guess so

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prepare the dock first mate fuzzy yes

sir Captain Rob steer the ship to the

dock 47 degrees off the starboard bow it

ain't dead this way all right that way

all right oh well

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foreign

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I think your wish just took a wrong turn

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off what should we do now uh I know

trying to find a parking space good idea

there's Ryan

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[Applause]

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hey can you read the slime

no boat parking

guys take her away

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[Applause]

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yeah this couch weighs as much as an

ocean liner

I think piggy must be dragging her

anchor oh what

what beak

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boy boy

now you make a wish hmm well chi I don't

know piggy I'm not sure what to wish for

oh Kermit just wish for anything like a

wedding ring for moi huh or some musical

instruments or a computer or some remote

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huh sheesh if I only get one wish It's

gotta be a really special one well I

know what I'm gonna wish for

oh magic Genie of the lamp I wish I

could be funny and tell jokes in the

movies

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oh

why hello Nanny hi kids

what are you doing yeah

um we were playing a make a wish game

Nanny oh I see and you rub Piggy's nose

with erasers to make a wish

well I'm not exactly Nanny now we grab

this lamp to make a wish oh well I hope

all of your wishes come true

hey what happened to my wish remember I

want to tell jokes in the movies

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okay here we go you know why chickens

are afraid of the dogs oh fuzzy I don't

think you're quite in the movies yet I'm

not no silly you're supposed to be up

there not down here

yeah I knew that sorry

okay so what do you get when you cross a

teddy bear with a fuzzy to be in the

movies you have to be in the movie

screen I

but how do I do that Kermit

hey I made it I'm in the movies

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foreign

I wonder who those policemen are chasing

oh no it's me

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music

yeah but but how do we get him out of

the movies

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hey wait

and I'm a comedian waka waka wow

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anybody

oh my God

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gonna tell us jokes you want him to

touch him

well I uh uh he can't tell jokes when

he's in this much trouble Skeeter come

on we've gotta help him come here

we come see

oh let's go let's go

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I guess I lost them

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brother I gotta get out of this wish

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Kermit how did you get in here quick

gee thanks guys

I think

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everyone come on Kermit step on it

um

the motor won't start Piggy

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look out

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thanks Kitty

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um

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thank you

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Kermit are you ready to take a turn yet

gee I'm still not sure what to wish for

a scooter come on Kermit wish for

anything oh piggy I want to wish for

something real special I just don't know

what that is yet

the time you make a wish there's magic

all around the wheels go into motion you

can almost hear the sound away

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it sounds pretty easy when you put it

that way anyone can make a wish there's

lots to go around

make sure

your best friends

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hi guys

yeah I want to make a wish now

let's see

I know I always wanted a pony Genie of

the magic lamp I wish for a pony a pony

hey I know a joke about a pony

I didn't even tell a joke yet you can't

hit me with the Tomato before the joke

are you sure

Google

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thank you

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hey I still didn't get to tell my joke

okay go ahead okay okay here goes do you

know why all ponies have sore throats

because every pony is a little horse

yeah

little horse pony waka waka waka

hey now I'm supposed to get the Tomato

wow thanks

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hey look the pony thinks I'm funny

ah come on guys I was just horsing

around get it Connie Carson around Rosie

wow

sorry so who's gonna make the next wish

it's your turn Kermit come on no thanks

scooter I'm still not ready I want my

wish to be just right I know it's

Kimmy's wish is going to be you do

uh-huh

come on Kermit's wishes to

wishes you can live happily ever after

with moi

what ow wait a minute piggy you already

got your one wish but this isn't my way

Skeeter it's kermits it is uh-huh go

ahead animal make wish I

know weed animals

what's the matter Kermit don't you want

to marry me well um

that's better no go ahead animal okay

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I mean on something that's gonna happen

for sure anyway oh

you are so romantic

great do not make a wish

oh genius huh

is

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ah are you ready for your great big kiss

donkey onesie ah gee

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um

that's a wonderful idea

oh I'm second not

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ice

whose turn is it to make the next wish

my turn I'm ready now all right yay

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for a kiss for me right creamy nope huh

are you kidding no way it's for remote

control trucks no I bet you wish for an

electric piano huh how about a super

powerful microscope

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well okay here it goes my wish is that

we stay together forever and make movies

and TV shows when we grow up

I think it's in the bus

it's got holes in it

bag of chickens

thick vomit it's all in order

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wax lips man I just had them did you

leave them in your other pants I don't

have no other pants

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all right everybody

let's go for it

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we don't know if that wish comes

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true we'll never know yeah we'll never

find out gee I think my wish has a

pretty good chance of coming true what

do you think

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thank you

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oh yeah