02x12 - By the Book

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when you wished that you weren't failure

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what's the nursery you look like it's

been taken it's black they painted the

nursery black hello kids come on let's

see how the nursery looks with its new

paint job there doesn't that look nice

why what's wrong kids toys

well the painters had to move everything

up to the Attic so they'd have room to

work they'll bring you toys down later

okay boring

I have an idea why don't you look at the

pictures in these books to your toys

you're back have fun kids

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doesn't matter Skeeter we can tell the

story by looking at the pictures and

pretending don't you want to come over

and listen Skeeter Skeeter I remember

this one so anyway a very very long time

ago there was a guy named Robin Hood and

he lived in this I can't find my

sidekick Friar Tuck I better send up a

signal I sh**t an arrow into the air

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why are you in the dungeon we will sure

foggy remember anything can happen if

you use your imagination going down

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pretty neat huh

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we don't have any let's read another one

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piggy you don't know how to drive

G ruff ruff I think we're lost

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hey you got rid of the witch I'm sorry I

don't be sorry she was the most evil

person in Oz that's right and I'm the

silly sorcerer of the south well I

bankermann to scare frog and I'm Fozzie

the comic hi it's gear from either

Cowardly comic meet you window gene

what's the matter pig or a--they why

don't you go with us to see the wizard

and he's going to give me some courage

so I won't be so afraid of getting hit

by what tomatoes when I tell jokes and

he's gonna give me a new job because I'm

a scare fondant afraid

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ji-yong welcome Joe what are we waiting

for

I'm ready to go wizard Dorothy but

there's only one problem that's easy

here where are these ruby sneakers and

you won't even notice how far it is

great

then come on everybody let's go find the

wizard yay he'll fix everything

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gee maybe we should come back later

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come

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and I need courage to tell my jokes and

I want a new job

no no

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okay so ask me did you take today and I

said is there one missing

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everybody had fun in that story except

Skeeter you sure you don't want to read

with us this time Skeeter hey this looks

like a good book my turn now then this

is a very famous story

it's called scooter pan nope I'm doing

the story of scooter pan gee this isn't

going to be a very interesting story if

scooter pan can't even fly Wow

are you piggy bill the pixie princess oh

great

then sprinkle me with magic dust so I

can fly okay what are you doing here I

just couldn't help but listen and all

that can't fly

and a fairy without magic does this

story needs help

there you go so I can fly we're scooter

and Peter pun reading well what do we

have videos

oh yeah

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Eve hi there little fog hello to tucking

hummingbirds in a flying pig this is

some dream a dream she-wolf wake up and

look at this and wishes oh yeah well

then make this teddy bear come to life

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okay what do you get when you put five

ducks in a peanut butter jar give up

peanut butter and crackers get it oh

brother

can you change him back sorry say mr.

elf where is this place you call

forever-ever land well how do we get

there I mean if we wanted to go just

tickets hmm step this way please

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and no we weren't afraid of you oh yeah

then maybe you'll be afraid of him

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the story says you're supposed to

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Wow thanks Peter

without you my story what it never

worked see we told you books were a lot

of fun Skeeter yeah you're right Peter

hi kids

the Peters are here they brought your

toys down from the Attic Fozzie

here's your mr. tomato head doll thanks

nanny scooter here's your computer Thank

You nanny and Skeeter

here's your jump rope thanks mama

hey what's the matter kid you were well

what a good idea now which one did you

want me to read okay okay now once upon

a time there was a little dog and a

little cat Manny

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every Saturday evening you get not one

not two not three but four pork chops

and wallabies squashy grumble scare and

toddler Terran Nicktoons in a row on tug

Rocco real monsters and Rugrats diet pk

so don't miss two straight hours of

Nicktoons today in every Saturday

evening at six five central only on Nick

now stay tuned for Beetlejuice next on

Nick

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wake up again if you say it

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