03x05 - The Muppet Broadcasting Company

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happy babies

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I like Adventure

I love great jokes

I've got my computer

is everything all right in here

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well I done me too

okay okay this is the last one

stop leaving please

oh boy let's start him going

with the first one no way piggy he said

should I do it

he said whoever set up the most could do

it so I'm knocking the first one over

wait a minute I set up more than you

Gonzo you did not

but I'm the oldest we'll start me stars

yeah I wouldn't have set up so many if I

knew I couldn't believe

wow

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oh

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wow

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girl

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oh no we missed the whole thing I guess

we'll have to set it up all over all

done

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electricity they'll be coming for me

next

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maybe it's ghosts

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thus I heard them too Baker sounded like

Footsteps in the hallway

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get ready

it's getting closer

okay Fuzzy open the door what

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oh go on fuzzy

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go ahead okay okay

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what's the matter Gonzo

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hi nanny I didn't know you were a ghost

I'm not a ghost Gonzo is everyone all

right in here yes

what on Earth is all over the floor

just a couple of dominoes Nanny what

happened to the lights the lightning

must have struck a power line they could

be out all night here's a flashlight

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let's set up the dominoes again but we

will be able to see them that's okay we

didn't see them the first time either

sorry

hey my computer won't work without power

yeah neither will my record player we

without electricity we can't do anything

of course you can your imaginations work

without electricity but what can we do

in the dark Nanny well when I was a

little girl I used to listen to radio

dramas and imagine that I was in the

stories but radios don't work without

electricity Nanny that's too piggy but

I've got some cassettes of old radio

programs and a battery powered tape

player I'll get it for you

turn that flashlight on Kermit I'm

trying

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here you are kids

these old radio shows were broadcast

live from a studio really

uh-huh there were actors playing the

parts and people making sound effects

and other played music wow sounds like

fun they should make the darkness a

little more interesting I'm gonna check

with the power company I'll be back

later

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okay here it goes

welcome once again to another

episode of your favorite Fearless pilot

in The Adventures of purple midnight hey

guys did you see what I heard huh wait

I'll play it back

welcome once again to another

action-packed episode of your favorite

Fearless pilot and the adventures of

Kermit midnight there it is again

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who with his trusty sidekick animal wow

he's about to fly into the teeth of

danger in part 12 of the Jungle princess

gee this storm is a rough one I just

hope we make it to bingo bingo in time

to save the jungle princess

princess what's the fuel gauge say

trusty sidekick

so

gosh I wonder if that's e for enough or

E for empty

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I think it's easy for

me oh

I think we're in big trouble this dying

trusty sidekick

I'm afraid so

oh

although Comet midnight had landed

safely he wasn't aware that the

beautiful jungle princess was at this

very moment in the clutches of the evil

spider king boom gosh I didn't know that

thanks for telling me come on animals

hurry trusty sidekick we've got no time

to lose

jungle princess soon you will be my

Spider Queen

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my hero Kermit midnight will Rescue Me

I'm coming jungle princess

don't worry jungle princess I Kermit

midnight have come to save you from the

horrible spider king

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you got it oh

commit midnight huh

I'm the one who set the trap for you

you're going to be my spider king

I am

trust inside kick where are where are

you

the fools

midnight

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you're right Peter this does sound like

an interesting radio show

come with us now as the Jupiter Radio

Theater presents another mysterious

episode of Sherlock Bunsen and Dr Beaker

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oh no Dr Glitter smoking isn't healthy I

don't need pure bubbles

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the grown Jewels have been stolen

all right

Bunsen Master detective can solve a

crime such as this doctor teacher Mark a

clue

suspected this is the frequent of the

person who stole the crown jewels

the carpool is six feet tall wearing a

dark carton hat with a black mustache

and a star on his right seat

foreign

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good

action

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and by examining the color of your pants

I can tell that you're a quick Cruise

ticketless

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but not least I can tell by the spells

on your chest that you are

the Chief Inspector of Scotland Yard

that's correct Sherlock I solved this

case hours ago and I'm arresting you two

for assaulting a police officer tickling

without a warrant and blowing bubbles in

a no bubbling Zone you want to know how

our cerlock Bunsen I'm going to get us

out of this mess elephant flew from our

door beater all we have to do does not

listen to The Next Episode see you again

next week when the Jupiter Radio Theater

brings you another exciting episode of

The Amazing Sherlock I want to imagine

myself in a show about a beautiful movie

Starlet why don't we put on our own

radio show

we'll need a microphone I got it

great let's set it up put the bike over

here watch out for the piano

chair here's one

more helping me

get your sound effects stuffed animal

okay

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that was cool welcome we're ready to

record is the First Act ready yep

that's better we're on the air okay

thank you thank you good evening ladies

gentlemen and the bugs

broadcasting companies Nursery Radio

Hour

and now it's time for our first program

fuzzy Burns and animals

good evening good evening

if you want to hear some funny jokes

yeah so tell me animal Allen what do you

call a grape fish with jelly on it

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Ah that's not right you call a great

fish with jelly on it a grape jellyfish

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you call it kangaroo in Scotland long

distance get it

see that's a good thing the audience at

all can't throw tomatoes at me

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gosh I wonder what you call a comedian

that isn't funny

fall Zoom

from the Moonlight cushion High atop the

nursery Window Seat the Muppet

Broadcasting Company is proud to bring

you once again

Earl Arrington and his orchestra

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hit it together

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tear it for your ears

three chairs

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three chairs for your ears

for your ears

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hey that was terrific who's gonna be

Nick

hey who turned off the flashlight

ouch I can't see who knows what

weirdness works in the minds of kids

the weirdo knows

hotness what you coming welcome once

again to the continuing Saga of the

weirdo

sorry you should be

I am in this episode the weirdo ah

he was saying in this episode the weirdo

is going to solve the most incredible

mystery of his career oh damn it

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it slipped

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lighten up on the sound effects were you

animals always yes

towards the creepy house trudged the

weirdo and sold the weirdo

of the creepy house on the creepy Hill

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I'm here to solve the mystery oh come

right in

who is it well oops the weirdo Madam a

weirdo

they're weirdo

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weirdo

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one more corny piano chord and this

radio shows over sorry

I the weirdo I'm going to figure out who

Damn it who done what so you admit that

you know that it was done what was done

and I'll pick you know more about it

more about what

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must be Chinese wait a minute what is

the crime anyway

s

ah the crime is weird yeah that's it the

only thing that's weird around here is

that weirdo

Ah that's it that's it the weirdo

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weirdo so there you are but you could

fool me did you you never

let the weirdo

oh yeah who you'll see about that

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foreign

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yeah

is everything all right in here oh just

found Emmy did you enjoy the old radio

shows you sure that nothing's Nana

hey the power's back on

and just in time to watch our favorite

nighttime show

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that looks pretty exciting

boring

yeah it looks like every other show well

I'll fix that

Fair Kermit nobody can see the picture

now

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video show yeah yeah it's great yeah

yeah cool it's much more fun to imagine

the pictures than watch them Nanny form

a such

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this is getting exciting look there's

movement in those bushes

oh no it can't be it is it's it's the

creature

wow monsters

joining the fun with the Muppet Babies

again next Saturday morning at six and

stay tuned for Theodore Tugboat and The

Marvelous mountain lion next on the

Disney Channel

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foreign

T this Interruption to bring you an

important Interruption our telephone

lines are flooded with calls from Angry

mothers whose kids have been putting

blankets over their television sets what

a ridiculous thing to do everybody knows

that TV is no good without a picture

hello

turned out the Run

Roblox

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