03x07 - Fozzie's Family Tree

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happy babies

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I love great jokes

I've got my computer

is everything all right in here

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how do you like my question

is

how do you like my flowers Nanny and

that's chrysanthemums Piggy and I think

they're beautiful but they could use a

bit more water

I'll get some from the kitchen

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I'll fix it

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blue you'd better

be better yeah

hey look scooter my carrots are growing

faster than your stupid peas no way

Skeeter my peas are bigger than your

shrimpy carrots oh piggy piggy it's odd

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G Kermit what's the matter with your

little plant well my plant won't grow

Nanny cheer up Kermit maybe you planted

the seed too deep and it's taking longer

to get to the surface

it grew see I guess you have a green

thumb after all Kermit but Nanny all my

fingers are green oh Kermit

how do you like my rubber ball plant

Nanny that's not a rubber ball plant

fuzzy it's a tomato plant there are

tomato plant gosh I thought they were

rubber ba*ls

I better not tell any bad jokes but a

good one would be okay what is a

caterpillar's worst enemy give up a

dogger Pillar Waka Waka Waka

bad joke yeah animal that's no way to

treat a living plant wow

sorry nice

hi Ralph did you know that plants

sometimes grow better when you play

music for them really far out

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gee I guess that wasn't their favorite

music I guess not I'd better open a

window plants like fresh air too you

know how did you learn so much about

plants Nanny my great-grandfather was a

horticulturist

horticulturist that's someone who likes

to grow flowers and plants

my family's known how to grow things for

Generations oh how do you know that

I discovered all about it on my family

tree

your family grew on a tree no Fozzy not

that kind of tree a family tree is a

chart showing a person's relatives going

back into the past

a picture of my family tree of the attic

I'll see if I can find it for you I'm

what a family tree is you do

yeah it's when I pop a treat and Mama

tree live with their baby trees isn't

that right

right

it's not what a family tree is a family

tree is a giant tree far away where

everybody's distant relatives live gosh

I wonder if my relatives live in a

tomato tree

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look at this tree I wonder what kind of

tree it is I guess it's my family tree

I'm gonna climb it and find all my funny

relatives fuzzy wait it could be

dangerous yeah

yeah like

come on guys we gotta get him

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wow

three sure is big big

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my funny relatives must be around here

somewhere

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gosh

gosh

wow the football Bears I didn't know I

was related to you guys

guys

what's the matter

we're Champion football players what's

wrong with that we want to be comedians

hey no problem I'll teach you a real

funny joke

32 17 junk

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okay what do you do when your football

gets overheated

you get it on football fan oh my God

yeah don't worry I've got a better one

I don't know

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get him come on wait a minute Palace

I've got a great chicken joke wow

how about a nice knock knock joke

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it must be the branch that leads to my

distant relatives wow I'll finally find

out where I really came from

long ago to the soup Galaxy

let's

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have a weirdos

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out there oh dear oh

something terrible weird on my wife our

home planet Crouton it's um

our planet is

what it's becoming normal

I'm afraid it's that's true any minute

will all become

regular people

ah do not fret weird on my wife I have a

plan I hope

that building oh my gosh it's awful

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they are new

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there's little time saw her elbow we've

got to send our only son gonzoil away

from planet Croton so he won't lose his

weakness

hurry weird on my wife

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quick before it's too late

thank you

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of their lives

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knock

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[Laughter]

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knock

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after being raised in the ways of

chicken wood

decided to repay his feathery Earth

parents by bringing in big bucks

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thank you meanwhile for short distance

away

a beautiful stuffed chicken named

Camilla was strutting her stuff when all

of a sudden clock clock clock

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I Gotta Get These Bricks checked

out use my super duper vision and check

this out

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I forgot my Super Shoes

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save you you have to answer one question

who's your favorite superhero clock

collected I can't but you can call me

super dancer

here mean you're worried about that

little train

Ah that's no problem watch this

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Frozen

oh

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I must have slept if you ask me your

brain slipped out of your head you dumb

clock ah I just love it when she gets

personal

Do You Hear What I Hear yeah it sounds

like it's coming from over there

well this must be my family tree look

that's my great great dog father

Wolfgang I'm a doggis Mozart

all right

dog on it I never could get that not

right keep trying you'll get it yeah

what

I'm a doctor

I'm a

doctor's Mozart was born he was the pick

of the little

1761 Wolfgang got his first piano he was

a puppy he was a baby gram

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everyone

yeah

Friday 2 30. Wolfgang wrote his first

song it was a real dog

just after dinner Wolfgang tried again

this one left the audience howling

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he made them smile with these classic

styles

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all right

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oh boy I really dig that wild beat I

think I'll call it sucking stroll

um how about rock and roll yeah I like

that even better

I must have some famous funny relatives

around here somewhere hey

what's going on who

I cousin

smoggy the bear gosh you're famous I've

seen you on TV commercials haven't I

nope

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that's the other guy I tried out for the

pot

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but they didn't go for me

only you can prevent

cash smog

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see what I mean hey I like that you're

pretty funny you think so

I always wanted to be a comedian

really I could lend you a joker too how

about this one why don't chickens like

earthquakes

their eggs get scrambled waka waka waka

egg hey I thought that joke rated at

least a tomato

that's better I always like ketchup with

my eggs Waka Waka

hey Piggy this must be the branch to

your family

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I can't close

we've got to cross the sea to discover

the new world

why don't we just wait 500 years and let

Christopher Columbus discover it

why they call me piggy the terrible

no thanks

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down the stream

merrily merrily merrily merrily

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let go of him

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allergic to sea monsters did I break out

and panic ah I understand Kumi you do

she sure you just sit down and relax

while piggy that terrible takes care of

everything gosh I knew you'd understand

thanks piggy

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oh boy for a minute here I thought I was

gonna be face to face with that ugly sea

monster

I was right

oh well I guess I can't time I showed

them why I'm called piggy the Terrible

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I don't want to end up on the evening

news with a shiny nose you know

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laughs

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you asked for it

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we made it

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we've discovered the new world

gee uh it's a little bit newer than I

expected

wow

never knew you had fighting in your

blood piggy you do hey fuzzy fuzzy where

have you been I've been looking for my

funny relatives Mommy I don't seem to

have any Nanny's good with plants

because she has harder watches in her

family so how can I be funny without

funny relatives well just because you

haven't got any funny relatives doesn't

mean you can't be funny fuzzy

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my relatives

yuck what are they tomato worms

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um

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come on

I found it kids this family tree diagram

shows all of my relatives going back

several Generations

oh

oh

that's real nice Nanny only we know all

about family trees you do certainly

Nanny while you are gone

you are on in our imaginations

yeah hey guys look at my joke plant all

I have to do is squeeze one of these and

I get a laugh uh fuzzy I wouldn't

oh

gosh I guess it doesn't work

are you kidding it worked great fuzzy

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yeah that's the funniest thing I ever

saw

that's right fuzzy you really did make

everyone laugh really maybe I should try

it again oh my God

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oh gee I always wish that jerks grew on

trees

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what

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the Muppet Babies all back again next

Saturday morning at six but don't go

away Theodore Tugboat and Madeline are

next on the Disney Channel

thank you

foreign

what you doing Gonzo I

treat a what

we gotta have one if we're gonna end

this show I go bye-bye tree

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come on