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03x10 - Treasure Attic

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Muppet Babies". Aired: September 15, 1984 – November 2, 1991.*
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Series stars Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Scooter, Skeeter, Rowlf the Dog, and Gonzo as the main characters in their baby counterparts.

03x10 - Treasure Attic

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happy babies

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is everything all right in here

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[Applause]

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I can't stand any longer

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if you ask me start collecting this

boring all you do is sit sit sit and

paint those stupid little pictures in

this stupid little books or actually

it's kind of exciting piggy I just found

this neat alligator stamp see

yeah

[Applause]

straight back piggy this alligator looks

dangerous

it's just a picture

never fear I'll protect you piggy there

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um it's okay piggy it's just stuck to my

finger see

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check this it's a stamp celebrating the

birth of the Space Age

how are we doing this morning Mrs Jed H

oh boy folks

oh I think it's time

no it's a girl no it's it's here you go

a 10 000 ton bouncing baby rocket

booster sign here ah sure

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hey did you hear that there's someone in

the Attic maybe Santa Claus got stuck up

there last year and that's why he didn't

bring me my whoopee cushion like he

promised

never mind

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hey here's my whoopee cushion wait a

minute maybe there's a big little

boogie-eyed weirdo in the Attic with a

long nose and beating eyes

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come on ganjo calm down hey the

footsteps are moving over that way come

on

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oh no it's the Boogeyman and he's

wearing Nanny socks

oh I know that I just don't understand

it I'm sure I put them in the attic here

she comes

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is everything all right

um yes Nanny uh we were just

ouch I'm collecting stamps I just love

stamps don't you Nanny what oh yes of

course Piggy

foreign

oh dear I knew they wouldn't be in here

what wouldn't be where I thought I put

them in the Attic but I guess that was

so many years ago well what are you

looking for nanny maybe we can help

thanks kids but I've looked everywhere

I guess they're just lost what's lost I

just never realized how Priceless they

were until now gosh it sounds like nanny

lost something real valuable yeah like a

treasure maybe if we found it for her

she'd give us half oh don't be so

selfish Gonzo yeah you're right piggy

well what I want with all those pearl

necklaces and diamond rings Ruby

bracelets and what are we waiting

waiting for we've got to find

I mean of course but we don't know where

to look Manny said she thought she put

it in the Attic maybe she didn't look

hard enough we could probably find it

come on come on

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all we have to do is climb the attic

stairs and take the look around but

we've never been in the Attic before

and we're not supposed to go up there

either but we're helping Nanny I'm it's

a surprise

wow those stairs look awful High come on

guys we have to do this for Nanny right

climbing gear

okay got everything check yep okay

sheesh okay we're ready to climb Mount

attic

whoa look at that mountain it's huge

let's go

wow I never realized how high this

stairway was we're we're halfway to the

top guys

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yeah yeah

what do we do

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oh

okay final ball you asked for it

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thanks animal I'm sure that uh really

impressed her Gonzo tie the line on and

we'll pull you up

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okay let's go

all right

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we did it we made it

[Applause]

Gonzo yeah now we can open that spooky

added door

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open the door

are you sure it's safe in there there's

nothing to be afraid of except the

ghosts

[Applause]

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there aren't any ghosts in the Attic

fuzzy how do you know have you ever been

in the Attic well no but

it's the ghost

[Applause]

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let's go

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it sure is dark in here yeah it sure is

I gotta go back to the nursery I think I

forgot to turn my pajamas off

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Manny's treasure we've got to start

looking now right it's not so creepy in

here

I think

gee Gosh Look What

you think

it's not scary

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[Applause]

I sure hope Nanny didn't hear that

what

huh whoa did you see what I saw people

I think it's time for animals puppy

shots

oh

whoops oh hey you didn't squirt yeah I

know I skinned my knee no I mean you

found the treasure I did what the

treasure chest

it weighs a ton oh it must be full of

diamonds and jewels open open

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give me a hand

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thank you

a master hands off me traitor a pirate

but

but the treasure nanny I don't remember

any pirate named nanny oh yeah well

she's tougher than you turn my foot

she's got two at night

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spit a minute you wouldn't be talking

about strike socks Nanny would ye

captain of the SS nazari yeah that's her

will that be different then nanny be the

meanest pirate that ever sealed the

Seven Seas she is

baby Captain Peg Leg that's your service

I be I mean we be looking for striped

socks Nanny's treasure captain pig leg

this stuff's nothing compared towards

Manny's treasure

hi and I know just where it'd be buried

she x marks the spot well what are we

waiting for Captain Peg Leg let's find

the ax

hi just a few more paces and we'll be

standing right on the spot

we're almost there guys

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[Applause]

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I don't know hey look wow

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wow Manny's treasure must be on it

something tells me there's more than

treasure on that ship

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[Laughter]

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come on guys if we're gonna find Nanny's

treasure we gotta search that pirate

ship you guys go search I stay here and

listen to my knees rattle come on

kick again

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I can almost smell that treasure I'll

bet it's right under our noses

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uh I hate to spoil the fun guys but I

think we found more than treasure oh

where what have we here treasure

stealing mutineers hey girl pirates

we're not Pirates we're Pirates Captain

crochet hook Captain black wig and

captain of the Pittsburgh

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yeah and these Treasures ours now

kitties after your through burying it

you'll be sailing for us instead of

Captain Nanny what do you say to that

babies

out of here

excuse me

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show business I'm sure you make a

wonderful song and dance act really us

sing and dancers

Piggy's right your names could be in

life

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ladies and gentlemen now appearing on

the poop deck the Pirates

hello

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anymore

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oh

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please watch out for barnacles

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[Applause]

thank you

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great they love you you're going to be a

CE well what do you think

oh this is exciting oh we'll be famous

we'll be about Trump to be right back

show business here we come

what do we do now let's grab Nanny's

treasure and get out of here okay yeah

right let's go hurry

wait a minute what about the Pirates I

thought we were going to Broadway there

was just a trick Fozzy come on okay

flowers

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over here we're going to get started

Broadway

hey guys I got an idea what

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okay we're all packed Oh look The

Treasure's gone the little rats must

have taken it let's get them

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wow

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let's get out of here quick

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now with a Long Boat

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hey guys the mark opened help me get the

stuff off so we can see what's inside

is that the treasure it looks like a

bunch of old junk

this can't be what Nanny wants can it I

don't know Kermit

heard about old stuff like this

it's just an old letter wait let me see

that wow these stamps must be 50 years

old they'll go great in our collection

I'll ask Nanny if we can keep them come

on guys we can't let Nanny down okay

that's right yeah

let's see Nanny's treasure must be

around here somewhere oh

are you right come here

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let me kiss your Bump and make it better

um that's okay piggy frog is supposed to

have bumps hey there's something under

this board what

what I think it's coming I I found it

wow a real gold coin it must be worth

zillions

what's all a racket up here

found what the treasure you ain't

looking for the what here it is Nanny it

was under a board in the floor it's

Priceless just like you said

I don't know what to say do what I do

Nanny just say something stupid

fuzzy see that was stupid listen kids I

appreciate you taking the trouble to

search the attic but this really isn't

what I was looking for yeah you mean it

isn't

it I'm afraid not Gonzo it's just an old

chocolate candy

oh well at least I found some neat old

stamps that is if you'll let us have

them why scooter you found them you

collect stamps too Nanny it's not the

stamps Fozzy it's these old photos I was

looking for they're my baby pictures I

haven't seen them in years

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we thought you were looking for Treasure

these are a treasure to me kids

if those pictures are a treasure that

must be

people dollars okay what what those are

pictures of me yep I've been saving them

up for years now that you know that I'm

a wealthy weirdo you'll probably want to

be my sweetheart right

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take your time think about it

piggy piggy

the mother babies will be back again

tomorrow morning at six but don't go

away Theodore Tugboat and Madeline are

next on the Disney Channel

thank you

I know I can find it

that treasure is right under my nose

that's funny it sure is wet to get down

here

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[Applause]

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