03x15 - Of Mice And Muppets

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I

love great jokes

I've got my computer

is everything all right in here

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thank you

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always remember to fasten your seatbelt

before you go to sleep

you probably just dreaming

there's no monster Gonzo just Ducks now

go back to his sleep

well okay Kermit oh boy those are some

noisy Ducks wait a minute maybe I am

dreaming

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what are you doing I heard something

piggy listen

you'll be hearing bells in a minute if

you don't be quiet after all a girl like

mwah must get her beauty sleep

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ah sure piggy anything you say

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oh yeah

what's going on huh yeah

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hey what's that see I told you I heard a

noise don't worry Gonzo he's probably

just a win ah the wind sounds a little

hungry tonight don't you think Kermit

probably just the house g*n so

monster

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I think the noise stopped why don't you

go out and see if it's safe Kermit yeah

good idea huh why me cause you're the

Frog silly oh yeah hmm

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why does everything seem so much scarier

at night

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hey look Pee-Wee's gone yes oh no not

Peewee this is terrible this is awful

who is Pee-wee

anyways officer Crothers pet mouse yeah

nanny is taking care of them all officer

Carruthers is on vacation oh yeah I knew

that Peewee must be the one who's making

all that noise yeah but where is he I

don't know me either Well we'd better

find him or officer corrupters will be

mad someone must have left Pee-Wee's

cage door open don't look at me I didn't

do it neither did I it certainly wasn't

more Gene what's the matter Ralph uh

well I think it was me what huh gee you

I love how could you I didn't mean to I

guess it was my turn to put him away and

I just forgot that was very

irresponsible on Ralph now

now it's in trouble it will be our fault

gee you think she will ah

I'll even get thrown in jail jail

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hey y'all what are you in for bank

robbery and skipping school how's about

you uh stealing diamonds and watching

too much TV ah tough break hey lady what

about you yeah what are you in here for

I lost a mouse

what I know one of my kids left the cage

door open and officer Crothers blame me

when his mouse ran away you lost the

cops Mouse what a bum rap

hello Nanny why Ralph how nice of you to

visit me are you the Dirty Dog what

framed this nice lady

no I I just forgot to you forgot how'd

you like it if your Nanny forgot about

you kid I think this little guy needs to

be taught a lesson yeah

hey come on fellas he didn't do it on

purpose

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we don't find Pee-Wee wait a minute no

one's going to jail officer Carruthers

is our friend well we still need to find

Peewee don't we sure Rolf that's looks

like a job

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I'll get to the bottom of this

that was the bottom all right hey Gonzo

you think you really can find Pee-Wee

just chilly everything to me

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oh

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suspected what Peewee is in the wall he

is

going after it that's impossible nothing

is impossible for inspector

however some things are tougher than

others let's split up guys Piggy and I

will look for Peewee behind the chairs

we'll look in the clothes drawers yeah

I'll check the bathtub I'm going to

check my tricycle your tricycle yeah

yesterday I heard it squeak oh boy there

must be a way in

the closet I wonder what's in here this

time hello

hello

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hey something tells me this isn't gonna

work as soon as I was a little smaller

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or if this hole was a little bigger

the hole a little bigger I'd Wonder

come on

amazing isn't it

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wow this is great I wonder what that is

wrong places I know where he is

and so always gets his mouth

a secret passageway now we're getting

somewhere boy they don't build nurseries

like this anymore

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I found you come on let's go it's spooky

around here

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I don't believe it okay

we must be on the other side of a

nursery Miller

ah gee I must have slept on my face last

night I look weird

are you thinking what I'm thinking

look her up my sweet

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my imagination really packs a punch

hey what is this

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what's that

sounds like

expl*si*n

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oh it's

it's the wall

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Walker

it's it's the wall Walker

don't worry about me save yourself has

anyone seen Gonzo

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oh great now we're missing Pee-Wee and

Gonzo Gonzo Gonzo

says

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Gonzo Peewee

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and I saw him coming for me he was

calling

a console that was just me calling you

here it was yeah there's no wall Walker

oh yeah well Pee Wee son too cute

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you saw Peewee Gonzo yeah

I told you there is no wall Walker that

was me this is hopeless I'm getting

tired wait

wait no I have an idea Ralph you do I we

can get Peewee out with music just like

the Pied Piper who the Pied Piper of

hamster never heard of him does he have

a music video no silly Once Upon a Time

hundreds of years ago there was a little

town called hamster wait a minute piggy

I know that story and the town is called

Hamilton not hamster I'm telling story

and the town is called hamster okay okay

now where was I oh yes

this little town was run by a warm kind

adorable green mayor our piggy in this

story the mayor is supposed to be the

bad guy now can I make when I went

I want you

no

had a kind and beautiful

yeah I kind of thought he would

shh the mayor was so good and kind not

to mention a hunk that he gave every

child in the village his very own pet

hamster

hamsters get your free hamsters hey I

thought this story was about rats not

hamsters

uh yes I I mean no and Mrs Mayer your

pickiness huh

anyway

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loved by the citizens of hamsters

yes good citizens what is your problem I

problem is you're histories they fight

the dogs and Chase the cats they eat the

cheese right out of the Vets there's

even a few of them under your hat

gosh

they make their homes in our Sunday

shoes

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they run off

hey I didn't order hamster and eggs ham

Hamster get it wow

you have to help give your brains a

racking or we'll fire you and send you

packing good citizens don't get carried

away you mayor's going to save the day

okay

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okay

well what's that it's a piano I can't

play the flute you can't nope oh okay he

called himself the pied piano player

huh what do I do now you're playing

I do oh okay

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yeah they should have learned to play

the flute this is a rough gig

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oh

hey Piggy is it working

the street is hot the stakes are high

you say I'm crazy when I go by

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we'll be playing in the city

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before you know it they're singing along

there must be something in my melody

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with me

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oh no the sun is coming up Nanny's going

to wake up soon

Kermit what am I gonna do

trough I don't know

too serious

who's going with me

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oh ah okay huh that's so

bad story huh

an old self

he sure is brave weird but Brave I think

we should have gone with Gonzo

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thank you

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for someone

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who

trapped like a rat

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sorry guys

yeah yeah I've got you right where I

want you

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true will be part of my fiendish plan

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the faster you run the more electricity

I can possess faster once I control all

the electricity the world will be mine

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I can't rule the world until the Sparks

reach the tops of my Towers view their

Mouse with the big blue nose

I'm a weirdo weirdo smirno why aren't

you running I won't do it Wonka

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you'll do what I tell you to do weirdo

Wonker

it's the number one walk

oh this is worse than I thought Wonker

you have failed in your mission I'm

sending you back to the planet wonkus oh

gee do I have to go

fell I will do the best I could

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finally if you came to help me after all

three console we couldn't let you face

that while Wonker alone you little fool

Dr fool the wall Walker

that noise

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what is a terrible noise

what is that noise

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oh my goodness

oh

no what's wrong kids

um nothing Nanny are you sure well

um um well gee ah well something was

wrong nanny I forgot to put Pee-Wee in

his cage last night and he got loose he

did well well it's not such a big

problem it's not no it's easy to get

Peewee in his cage animal knows how to

do it don't you animal uh-huh officer

could rather showed us this little trick

when we picked up Peewee yesterday

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xylem

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she animal you were trying to tell us

that all along and we wouldn't listen to

you just because you're younger we're

sorry we should have listened to you

yeah okay and I apologize too to

everyone next time I have a job to do

I'm gonna do it right that's good Ralph

now how about some breakfast

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good idea I'm hungry me too

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the Muppet Babies all back again next

Saturday morning at six but don't go

away Theodore Tugboat and Madeline are

next on the Disney Channel

thank you

again

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to go back into his cage okay

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