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03x16 - Back to the Nursery

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Muppet Babies". Aired: September 15, 1984 – November 2, 1991.*
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Series stars Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Scooter, Skeeter, Rowlf the Dog, and Gonzo as the main characters in their baby counterparts.

03x16 - Back to the Nursery

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baby baby

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I've got my computer

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yeah

is everything all right in here

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thank you

this is a doctor Willie the weather

wizard reminding you parents to keep

your getting indoors

what's too cold for Winter Games

oh Lord that's what you think

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thank you

it's no fun

you ready scooter I don't know Skeeter

he looks awful steep come on it's easy

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no way I think I'll walk down

oh no

wow

you are great great oh really

guys thanks Gator okay on your mark get

set go

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sh wow

mobile

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Julian

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hi kids oh my gosh

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okay

hi Mommy I brought you some hot

chocolate

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what's that book near me oh it's my old

high school yearbook Kermit I was just

about to look at it can we

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what is a yearbook nanny I know it's a

book where you list how many tomatoes

are thrown at you each year

never mind well actually fuzzy your book

is like a photo album it has pictures of

all the people you knew and the things

you did that year when you were in

school wow look at those new cars yeah

and those weird clothes that's how

people dressed in the 1950s Gonzo see

that's me when I used to work at the

drive-in restaurant near my school we

used to serve food to people in their

cars on roller skates

look at that

oh dear

I didn't mean to do it nanny I'm sorry I

know it was just an accident Fozzy but I

want you kids to pick up your things

before you have another one I'll be back

with your lunch in an hour

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I'll even give you a head start no way

Gonzo we have to clean up this mess

gee I ruined Nanny's picture cheer up

Fozzy you didn't mean to do it maybe

Fozzy would feel better if we replaced

it but how can we replace a picture

taken a zillion years ago I know we'll

have Nanny put on picky's roller skates

and serve maply Donuts to officer

Crothers in his police car get the

camera take the picture

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sorry guys I know how we can get a

picture

but how do we go back in time Gonzo it's

easy we'll build a time machine and go

back to the year when Nanny worked at

the drive-in we can use my supersonic

snowmobile

well it's better than doing nothing you

know what g*ns was right it wouldn't

hurt to give it a try but we can't

all gone to strike

the wagon too

yeah hook it up to the tripod great

let's film a time machine right

don't forget the camera

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we did it it just needs one more thing

we'll set the alarm on this so we'll be

back before Nanny brings lunch

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y quarter

tomorrow

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get some worse

ladies

and you guys

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[Applause]

Stars

until we're not in the past we're in the

closet in the dark and scared come on

wait a second

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where are we yes

gosh I don't see nearly driving anywhere

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or maybe

this is dumb yeah now we're lost I'm a

deserted road with a bunch of ridiculous

what are you doing this clock's wrong

it's 10 minutes behind hey all the

clocks here are wrong

are what

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[Applause]

close the door hey

that was close

gee thanks guys I didn't know the clock

was going to open up on prehistoric

times hey maybe all these clocks lead to

different times

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oh no

no he will or anytime hush Nanny will be

mad if we lose the animals

foreign

we have to find the animals

will follow up for Nanny's Drive-In

where are you

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so look at the fuel gauge we're running

out of time

no problem

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what are you feedback regular daylight

savings or Eastern Standard Time ah

regular please see you haven't seen a

little kid with a pink face wearing

diapers around here have you no I

haven't

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hey look

little

wow anything else no thanks pal how much

forget it around here we've always got

time on our hands uh you didn't happen

to know how to get to Nanny's Drive-In

would you

Manny striving is it in the future or

the past

well then back up

sure the fast is always behind you

now why didn't we think of that

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good luck don't work in a Twilight Zone

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we aren't having much luck tracking down

the animal

and try looking for him in another time

all right I guess you're right piggy

yeah

hmm

those aren't Rock fuzzy they aren't no

you've discovered gold gold

I guess that's what they call a gold

rush

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[Applause]

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now where are we I don't know but it

doesn't look like much fun

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password chocolate cupcake

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come on

oh hey animal come on let us in let me

let me try Kirby

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come on let's get him

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come back here

animal we were worried about you sorry

a boy a stage oh brother good evening

good evening he's in miles I got some

great jokes for you why do gangsters

wear suspenders give up so they can hold

up thanks get it waka waka waka

we better get out of here and I was just

getting warmed up never mind

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follow me Mr Big wants to see you

bye hey Tammy you think Mr Big likes my

joke sheesh

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yeah see we don't serve comedians here

good because I don't want to eat one

especially comedians who tell bad jokes

right boys yeah right boss now who sent

you babies to mess up my operation

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anyways

right boys no offense Skeeter yeah right

yeah huh Saul nosing in on my operation

hey wow you and your friends are gonna

huh first if it's a ray

let's get out of here

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's our chance let's go

[Applause]

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foreign

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leads to the 1950s

wait a minute I've got an idea scooter

what are you doing maybe we don't have

to find the right clock maybe we just

have to throw the clock the right time

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thanks

thanks

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piggy but I didn't order anything

um

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excuse me

I haven't seen Nanny anywhere gosh we're

almost out of time too

we better go find the others

a minute Raw

hey have you guys seen nanny yet

what are you doing love

I'm trying to play the Jukebox only I

think it's broken you're plant like a

piano rob a jukebox is like a computer

that plays records you put the money in

here and push the right numbers and then

it plays your song by itself cool let's

try it out but guys we don't have time

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in the morning it's afternoon

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all of a sudden it's trouble one time

fries

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what you gonna do

it

time's up

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hey guys happy

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foreign

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I got beat by a little blue weirdo

well don't tell anyone all right

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take a picture of me with the winning

card will ya okay

come on Gonzo we don't have time for

drag races

we have to get back to the nursery no

quick everybody into the time machine

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come on we've gotta go okay smile huh

hey guys wait for me

wow

hey

it's Larry

okay

time for lunch kids

what's wrong we tried to take a new

picture for your yearbook Nanny to

replace the one we messed up only we ran

out of time oh you kids don't have to do

that this

got most of the chocolate off of the

picture before it stained see hey guys I

got it

I got the picture look foxy got the

picture really let's see

sure yeah

not Nanny ah gee sorry guys well I think

it's wonderful uh-huh

and I'm going to keep it in my yearbook

with all my other favorite memories

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that's impossible nothing is impossible

if you use your imagination

thank you

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welcome

back

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from the future you're gonna see what

piggy does for me next week

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