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02x08 - Field Day

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Shining Time Station". Aired: January 29, 1989 – November 20, 1995.*
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A local named Horace Schemer, simply referred to as Schemer, runs the station's arcade and serves as the series' comic relief.

02x08 - Field Day

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reach for the speed

reach for the whistle

[Music]

to his shining time station

where dreams can come true

[Music]

i like the sound of that yeah

the schemer team

well schemer did pay for the uniforms

maybe they look better when they're on

mr conductor are you okay sorry mr

conductor i didn't see you there oh

that's all right matt yes cara i'm as

right as rayne i landed like a soft pop

fly you might say

do you play baseball on the island of

sodor well i'm working on that one dan

but they do have all kinds of sports and

games and famous competitions

really like what well surely you

remember my telling you about the great

race between percy and harold what race

who's harold karen and i never heard

that story mr conductor well then it's

time you did

percy worked hard at the new harbor the

workmen needed stone for their building

toby helped but sometimes the loads of

stone were too heavy and percy had to

fetch them for himself

sometimes he'd see thomas

well done percy sir topham hatt is very

pleased with us

[Music]

an airfield was close by percy heard the

airplane zooming overhead all day

the noisiest of all was a helicopter

[Music]

silly thing

said percy why can't it go and buzz

somewhere else

one day percy stopped at the airfield

hello said percy who are you i'm harold

who are you

i'm percy what whirly great arms you've

got

they're nice arms said harold i can

hover like a bird don't you wish you

could hover certainly not i like my

rails thank you i think railways are

slow said harold they're not much use

and quite out of date he whirled his

arms and buzzed away

percy found toby at the quarry

i say toby that harold that stuck up

whirlybird thing says i'm slow and out

of date

just let him wait i'll show him

he collected his freight cars and

started off still fuming

[Music]

[Music]

soon they heard a familiar buzzing

percy whispered his driver

there's harold

he's not far ahead let's race him yes

let's said percy

percy pounded along the car screamed and

swayed

well i'll be a ding dong dang said the

driver there was harold the race was on

go it percy he yelled you're gaining

percy had never been allowed to run fast

before he was having the time of his

life hurry hurry hurry he panted to the

cars we don't want to we don't want to

they grumbled it was no use percy was

bucketing along with flying wheels and

harold was high and alongside

[Music]

the firemen shovels for dear life well

done percy shouted the driver we're

gaining we're going ahead oh good boy

good boy

a distant signal warned them that the

harbor wharf was near

breaks conductor please

the driver carefully checked the trains

headlong speed

they rolled under the main line

and halted on the wharf

oh dear groaned percy i'm sure we've

lost

the firemen scrambled to the cab roof

we've won we've won he shouted

harold's still hovering he's looking for

a place to land

listen boys the fireman called here's a

song for percy

said harold the helicopter two or percy

you are slow your railway is out of date

and not much use you know but percy and

his stone cars did the trip in record

time and we beat the helicopter on our

old branch line percy loved it oh thank

you he said he liked the last line best

of all and was a very happy engine

i'm glad percy won well it's fun to win

of course but i always say playing your

best is the real fun

let the games begin

[Music]

hey don't anybody yet to help me or

anything come on let's get up let's go

let's go let's go let's go let's work it

out working on a little hustle for the

muscle all right here we go first off

we're gonna be doing some touching your

toes right hand to left toe left hand to

right toe ready follow your coach ready

and right hand to left toes

okay

actually work excellent work remember no

pain no game here we go we're gonna do

some cr*cker jacks right now cr*cker

jacks don't you mean jumping jacks well

maybe i just do mean jumping jacks all

right let's jump those jacks ready and

0-1 and crack those jacks and jack those

hacks and rack those macs in here hey a

little faster a little more muscle come

on

quite a team huh bill

tell you what we got our first game

today we're playing the butter town

batters and we are going to m*rder their

team because they stink gamer isn't

baseball supposed to be a game isn't it

supposed to be fun the schemer team does

not look like it's having much fun hey

who cares about fun it's winning the

thrill of victory the agony of defeat

and believe you me their feet are gonna

be plenty of agony

okay take five

just don't take anything

okay coming up right now next is a

little bit of throwing practice uh

set them up right this next thing is

really great for the hand-eye

h*m* that's coordination

whatever come on let's go stand up we go

up we go up here we go

i think you've tired them out there

schemer oh i tied them up huh i am the

co-chair billy of course unless you'd

like to show them how not to knock down

the can he can do it yeah yeah you do it

okay okay

right now billy two feathers my friend

is going to show you how not to knock

down the can

now the most important thing to remember

when you're throwing

is to relax

the ball is bound to go where you throw

it

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

the other most important thing to

remember is it's not that important if

you miss

first off that was an entirely lucky

shot let me see that

secondly a major league professional

player does not relax he bears down he

looks at the object he wants to throw to

and he hates it because he knows he's

going to be burning a hole right through

it including the kid standing behind the

can of holes gonna go through through

move it move it

watch my style

my wrist my legs my eyes

he doesn't know whether i'm gonna be

throwing a groove ball

a goofball or a blue ball

well first off billy was a lot closer

than i was i can hit it from here this

is how close billy was watch i'll get it

what was that just a screw ball

just them legs

shining time station stacy jones

speaking

uh-huh

yes

okay

got it all right i'll tell them thank

you bye

schemer that was the coach of the butter

town batters team what do you want is he

begging for mercy

uh no she said there's a change of

schedule and her team won't be playing

your team today you'll be playing these

snarlyville slashers

wow

the best team of the whole league

probably the meanest team in the valley

[Music]

we're gonna get clobbered

all right team team let's come let's do

some uh no let's start sweating do some

jeffy jumping jacks and touch your toes

at the same time come on let's go we're

gonna get m*rder*d what are we gonna do

genius time

excuse me

come here quick

that's ready to go here

okay

[Music]

i am disguising you

now listen to me

my beloved nephew you are our only hope

i want you to sneak into a snarlyville

slashers and find out any like secret

weaknesses that they have such as such

as a fielding for example or uh maybe

one of them forgot their glove that way

we can hit the ball to him

anything so that we can win like a spy

like a spy

no go go go go go come on come on come

on come on

what's a spy

i don't know

oh wait i i think it's a game uh you

know uh i spy with my little eye

but you want to play sure

oh me too me too

me three

now i spy with my little eye something

that is um

white um is it one of your piano keys no

you're cold

is it texas hat you're hot that's it

whoa

now it's your turn okay

i spy with my little eye

all right hands a little closer together

hold tight with the bottom hand keep

your elbows up

what you got to do is you got to keep

your eye on the ball

follow the ball into the glove

eye on the ball

all right you're back did you find out

anything i found out

[Music]

okay tell me it's gonna cost you

how much a dollar oh forget about it

scheme that's too much i found out

plenty

talk

they're really good they're gonna cream

us

in fact i'm gonna bet this one dollar

against our team

schemer

what you should be ashamed of yourself

sending little skinny out to spy on the

other team that's cheating who isn't

spying it's called scouting right right

they do it all the time in the big

leagues this isn't the big leagues this

is supposed to be fun

fun

apparently miss jones you do not know

the first thing about baseball oh really

yeah oh really come on kids come here

[Music]

watch this

[Music]

give me that thing

this isn't a big league's not supposed

to be cheating

yes that's a good move i've got him now

oh so that's your plan eh well we'll

just see about that

who is he playing against i think he's

playing by himself like practicing yeah

something like that you gotta practice

in every game

[Music]

my that was clever i wasn't expecting

that you win thank you

good game thank you there's nothing like

playing a game against a really skillful

opponent

but shouldn't you all be out playing

baseball

the game's not for a while yet and

anyway we're gonna lose yeah well you

certainly will with that attitude

imagine if thomas had felt like that in

his famous race against birdie did

thomas win

tell us mr conductor i will

thomas was waiting at a junction when a

bus arrived

hello said thomas who are you i'm bertie

who are you

i'm thomas i run this branch line

so you're thomas

ah i remember now you got stuck in the

snow

i took your passengers and terence the

tractor pulled you out i've come to help

you with your passengers today

help me said thomas i can go faster than

you

you can't said birdie i can huff thomas

i'll race you said birdie

their drivers agreed to the race going

ahead

the station master said are you ready

go

thomas never could go fast at first and

bertie drew in front

why don't you go fast why don't you go

fast call danny and clarabel wait and

see wait and see his thomas he's a long

way ahead they will but thomas didn't

mind he'd remembered the level crossing

there was bertie fuming at the gates

while they sailed daily through

goodbye birdie call thomas

[Music]

after that the road left the railway so

they couldn't see bertie

then they had to stop at the station to

let off passengers

quickly please call thomas and off they

went again come along come along sang

thomas we're coming along we're coming

along saying annie and clarabel hurry

hurry hurry panted thomas then he looked

ahead

there was bertie tooting triumphantly on

his horn

oh deary me oh deary me groaned thomas

steady thomas said his driver we'll beat

birdie yet we'll be birdie yet we'll

beat birdie yet echo danny and clarabel

we'll do it we'll do it panted thomas

oh bother there's a station

[Music]

then he heard bertie

goodbye thomas you must be tired sorry i

can't stop we buses have to work you

know

goodbye

oh dear thought thomas we've lost

but he felt better after a drink

the signal dropped

hurrah we're off hurrah we're off puff

thomas

as they crossed the bridge they heard an

impatient hawk off

there was birdie waiting at the traffic

lights

he started with a roar and chased on

after thomas again

now thomas reached his full speed bertie

tried hard but thomas was too fast

whistling triumphantly he plunged into

the tunnel leaving bertie toiling far

behind

we've done it we've done it panted

thomas

we've done it hooray we've done it

hooray chanted annie and clarabel as

they whooshed into the last station

[Music]

everyone was there to celebrate thomas's

victory

but they gave birdie a big welcome too

well done thomas said birdie that was

fun but to beat you over that hill i

should have to grow wings and be an

airplane

they now keep each other very busy they

often talk about their race but bertie's

passengers don't like being bounced like

peas in a frying pan

and sir topham hatt has warned thomas

not to race at dangerous speeds so

although

between you and me they would like to

have another race i don't think they

ever will

do you

after the race thomas and birdie became

even faster friends

get it

that's a joke race faster friends

but it's true games are a good way to

meet new friends

do you think we'll be friends with the

snarlyville slashers after the game

maybe if schemer will let us

i thought this was supposed to be fun

schemer will be really mad if we lose i

think he'll get mad at himself first

besides games can be fun whether you win

or lose but i thought the whole idea was

to win i've forgotten who won most of

the games i've played in but i always

remember if i've played a good game that

way everyone can be a winner why don't

you take a look in this magic bubble and

see what i mean

it's great to belt the ball a country

mile

and round the faces with a c*ck smile

but win or lose if everyone's had tons

of fun

everyone's a winner

it's well to run like crazy down the

track

and know your nearest rivals 10 yards

back

but if you both are running cause you

love to run then everyone's a winner

the sun is shining brightly on the

players and the stands everyone is happy

to be here

but if you can't enjoy yourself unless

you're getting hands why not give

yourself a healthy cheer

bra

[Music]

your team's ahead and time is nearly up

and then the others score and take the

car

you think you're gonna cry but kid

what's done is done so why not just

remember what you've truly won you

really were a winner before the final

g*n cause everyone who tries i got it i

got it everyone who cheers

everyone who comes

everyone who plays everyone who learns

and grows in all so many ways everyone

who stands up tall and takes his lumps

but gives his all everyone everyone

everyone everyone everyone

[Music]

everyone's a winner

mr conductor's right everyone's a winner

team

uh-oh

it's almost game time

and there's a few things your old coach

wants to tell you

first off

if we lose the game

i never want to see your faces again

secondly

when you're out there on the field and

the going gets tough just remember how

good it's going to feel when we win

and we can yell at the other team we win

we win you lose you lose

i love that feeling

my kids let's get out there and win one

for the schemer come on let's go let's

go

[Music]

take me out

[Music]

back

[Music]

it's a glorious afternoon here at

jukebox park as we get ready for a

double header you'll find one to talk

about double headers

now fans in the field we have diving

dede who promises to catch any ball that

drops into her gloves

on the mound is graceful grace the

pitching ace who can pitch the ball

and stay on pitch at the same time

the catcher is brother rex who thought

that being behind the plate meant he

could eavesdrop it

and stepping up to bat

is swinging tito's

[Applause]

the wind

the pitch

[Applause]

no wait

he's actually hit the ball ladies and

gentlemen he's rounding first

now he's turning second

[Applause]

he's out

[Music]

[Music]

oh

[Music]

[Applause]

who

cares

baseball is a dumb game

i'm taking up water polo oh schema what

happened huh how how's the game go who

won yeah we lost the slashers won

i think i failed as a coach and the kids

are taking the loss pretty hard

all right

sounds like they're taking it really

hard schemer hey billy how did the game

go

there was a good one stacey but i i

think i cheered too loud lost my voice

i'll tell her

it was close tight a nail biter really

their picture was good but we got our

hits

we sealed at those grounders we snagged

those pop-ups anyone know something dad

danny he's a real nifty shortstop really

good hands good eye

i know something you guys are really

great too

but stacy schemer helped us a lot

i did

looks to me like you've got a great team

that's very very proud of their coach i

am they are i am

okay

i'll tell you what team let's have a

little post game practice will i bang a

few ba*ls steal a few bases we'll put

them back of course

what do you say come on

i thought you said you gave up on us

yeah you said you quit you said you

never wanted to see another game again

no

i also said that i was a bad coach and

that's not true

[Music]

okay team come on let's go jonesy come

on and join us come on come on

i would love to join you schemer but

i've got to stay here and take care of

the station oh you go ahead stacy i'll

watch things around here really billy

i'd love to i won't be long i promise

i told you yeah listen perhaps you could

teach our pitchers how to throw the ball

really hard right at the batter that way

give us a better chance of winning

schemer

just kidding

look at this team i think you all look

like a bunch of winners to me let's do

the victory cheer huh

[Music]

reach for the speed

reach for the whistle go where the rail

may run

reach for the words

reach for the story follow the rainbow

sun

to a shining time station

where dreams can come true

waiting there for you

so much to see

so far to travel

so much to learn to know

friends by your side

hopes to hold on to who knows how far

you'll go

to a shining time station

[Music]

[Music]

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