03x12 - Bad Luck Day at Shining Time Station

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reach for the speed

reach for the whistle go where the rail

may run

reach for the words

reach for the story

follow the rainbow sun

to his shining time station

where dreams can come true

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i'm here for my lessons uncle schemer

i mean professor schemer that's better

give me that

all right

scheming school is now in session now

today is friday the 13th and people all

over this world of ours become total

yo-yos and get all

wiggly because they're afraid of bad

luck and why be yourselves exactly

fierce

beer

sells right now on this day you can sell

any piece of useless junk to even smart

people as long as they think that it is

a lucky junk

uh yes boy in the front row

what uncle schemer i mean professor

that's too good to be true i don't turn

that easy at fool ah so young yet so not

old

take a gander at this

stuff genuine plastic four-leaf clovers

vinyl horseshoes and

rabbit's feet made from my mommy's wool

coat all useless junk to be sold at

optical prices oh yes yes yes yes boy in

the back row oh uncle schemer

i mean professor supposed to have even

more ideas on how to make nickels on

friday the 13th well all's i can say to

that is school's dismissed i'll be right

back

all right and the kid's pretty bright

someday he might even be as

bright as his old uncles came from

what do you think

oh

boy

but what if someone asks for it tex well

maybe we should just hog tie the toon

makers and keep it silent city yeah what

are you guys talking about the unlucky

song man the unluckiest song

every friday the 13th when someone

requests engine

one fall three

something downright crazy has happened

not just because it's friday the 13th

doesn't mean bad things happen

oh yeah well

schemie's here isn't he that's bad

enough

the lucky ducky pond

throw in nickels to avoid bad luck aha

i see that my first suckers i mean

customers have arrived quick before

something bad happens throw a nickel

into the lucky ducky pond or perhaps you

might get into one of these

schemee you don't think anyone's gonna

fall for any of this to you oh yeah i

happen to know that when it comes to

friday 13th

adults will fall for anything

well maybe some adults but not all

adults

dan dan did

watch listen and learn

my dear miss smoot why i couldn't help

noticing that you had a train tick in

your hand

i hope you're not planning on going on a

train on friday the 13th are you my dear

schemee do you really think a woman of

my maturity would worry about friday the

13th

how ridiculous

does it mean you're not worried

why would i be worried

when i have my lucky rabbit's foot i

have my lucky four-leaf clover i have my

lucky horseshoe and best of all i have

my lucky plastic crochet hook really

schemey you should have a little more

respect for your elders

but surely you're not thinking of going

on with only one rabbit's foot after all

trains are really dangerous and

what was that

what was that it must be the ghost train

the ghost train hey wait a minute you

can't do that you have a temper yes miss

moot you see a long time ago a training

off the tracks bam it haunts the station

to this very day in fact this whole

place this whole station is ghost

central station

i know it

i knew it even though i knew it was not

my place to say i'd heard rumors that

was haunted

you heard them too yeah

no miss skinny's not telling the truth

i mean there are no ghosts at shining

time station i mean there's nothing

weird at all that

oh

what was that

that that vase

fell

from nowhere

this station is haunted rich

what can i do for you mom dear dear miss

jones

i have heard so many rumors not that i

want to gossip

but

i have heard for a fact that there are

hundreds of ghost trains and you poor

poor child

having to work in this station and stacy

skinny's been making up stories trying

to scare people so he can sell his good

luck churn am not

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break it up break it up what's going on

around here huh uncle schemer

they're mad at me because i'm trying to

make a few nickels okay what would you

be quiet you two this is very serious

stacy

i saw

that vase

fall

from nowhere

and it is a known fact there are 100

ghost trains but don't you worry i have

all sorts of ways to help you now i'll

be right back but midge

schemer why do i think you're behind all

this

i don't know

habit

we're just trying to protect people from

train wrecks there's never been a train

wreck on the indian valley railroad

scheme never knock on wood

uh miss jones are you prepared to back

up that uh amazing fact certainly i i've

got the records right here in this this

box of old things i'll show it to you

right now

she broke a mirror she broke a mirror up

though seven years bad luck seven years

of bad luck quick let's make a deal 5

cents each

five cents for a plastic four leaf

clover

we've got real ones out back for free

yeah maybe that's what i'll do i'll get

a real one right after i clean this up

hey why waste time looking for a real

one when you're gonna have a plastic one

for five cents come on

did i just see what i think i saw

yeah

and stacy was yelling at schemer and

schemie

for fooling people

that was like she believed in four-leaf

clovers

uh dan why don't you go talk to billy

before this really gets out of control

yeah i'm gonna stay out here and make

sure schemie doesn't trick anyone again

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hi dad

billy do you ever get superstitious

do i what

well everybody's acting weird because

it's friday the 13th

ah

i see

you better tell me more

i just don't get it

none of these superstitions make any

sense

that's true

but some of them do come out of

experience you know i mean

take you walking under a ladder for

example i mean

it's not a good idea one way or the

other but whether it's bad luck or good

luck i mean who knows

i mean railway people are superstitious

the number nine

that's bad luck to railway people to

other people it's just a number but you

know why

because one time there was a westbound

train

and it had the number nine on the engine

and that train crashed

and that wasn't enough

there was another engine another number

nine another train

and another crash

so you see

that kind of thing sort of sticks on

people you know

but

i mean not all superstitions are silly

i mean not all of them are

uh bad

i mean it's really what you think of

them that matters and

it's what you what you let them do to

you

you know what i mean

stacy dear i really wish you'd take my

extra-large lucky rabbit's foot well

thank you so much mitch but i already

have my four-leaf clover only one oh

that's not enough i really think

what what what is a mitchy it's jones

big black cap oh

what happened well mitch was was just

looking out the window and she thought

she saw a black cat and then she fainted

excuse me

that's all right kids she just needs

some fresh air come on miss motor big

black cat

following me

on take stations

there was no black cat and even so how

would you know that it was bad luck no

black cat i saw it i saw it

now i know no what mitch now i know

there is only one person to help you

helga boone swaddle the official medium

of the flowering cactus ladies

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for auxiliary we're fishing for nickels

while fishing for we're fishing

for nickels

okay here's the plan you go in there and

fish out all those nickels that the

fools threw in for good luck and i'll

stay here and put the nickels right here

in my queen

what happened to my coin changer where's

my coin changer my somebody juicing them

this is my coin changer

isn't that in there where

in there if you just look a little bit

closer

oh this water is really wet i guess i

was wrong but gee what bad luck you're

having i think you would bear throw a

nickel in the lucky ducky pond what are

you kidding me that for suckers

gotta get home and have my mommy help me

change

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just in case

right i'll tell you what's right i'm

making nickels off people getting scared

and you're not you know what

i have even got enough nickels too

to play the jukebox all day if i want

yeah but

please

don't interrupt me while i make my

selection

i can't look text what did he choose

well

the little squirt chose engine 143

wow

we short circuit yet not yet sticks but

you never know

i think we should just do it and hope

for the best

you mean

we're gonna ride this bull to the finish

that's the only way to go

ready

one

and two and three

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along came the ffv

the swiftest

line

running over the ceo road just 20

minutes behind

running into southville

headquarters on the line

receiving their strict orders

from a station just behind

george's mother came to him

a bucket on her arm

saying to her darling son be careful how

you run

many a man has lost his life

trying to make lost

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she crushed

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his head against the firebox door the

flames were rolling

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the doctor said to georgie

my darling boy be still

your life may yet be saved if it is

god's blessed will

oh no said george that will not do

i wanna die so free

i wanna die for the engine i love 143.

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hey

nothing happened

guys

guys

they all fainted

right um

mr conductor can you tell us what's a

person who's a medium

a medium

well a medium is someone who's not too

large not too small not too thin not too

tall it's someone who doesn't rock the

duck as it were

no it's not that kind of medium mr

conductor

this one's friends with miss mood midge

says the medium's gonna stop all these

accidents

oh

well that kind of medium is someone who

reads crystal ba*ls and knows all about

bad luck

the truth is though that most bad luck

happens because people are careless

well tell that to midge smooth i could

for instance i could tell her about the

time gordon went off the rails

what would you say to her i'd say

miss smoot

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gordon was resting in the siding

sometimes he thought it's really tiring

to be such a large and splendid engine

one does have to keep up appearances so

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hello lazy bones whistled henry

what cheek splotted gordon that henry is

too big for his wheels fancy speaking to

me like that me who has never had an

accident

art jammed whistles and burnt safety

valves accidents ask percy innocently

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no indeed high spirits might happen to

any engine but to come off the rails

like henry did well i ask you is that

right

is it decent

then it was henry's turn to take the

express gordon watched him getting ready

be careful henry you're not pulling the

flying kipper now mind you keep on the

rails today

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henry went off in a huff and gordon

yawned and went to sleep but not for

long

wake up gordon said his driver a special

train's coming and where to pull it is

it coaches or freight cars

cars said his driver cars said gordon

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gordon's fire was slow to start so

edward had to push gordon to the

turntable to get him facing the right

way

i won't go i won't go grumbled

gordon don't be silly don't be silly

puffed edward

at last gordon was on the turntable the

movement had shaken his fire it was now

burning nicely and making steam

gordon was cross and didn't care what he

did he waited till the table was halfway

round

i'll show them i'll show them he hissed

he moved slowly forward to jam the table

but he couldn't stop himself and

slithered into a ditch whoosh he is

get me out get me out

not a hope set his driver into firemen

you're stuck you silly great engine

don't you understand that

they telephoned sir topham hatt

so gordon didn't want to take the

special train and ran into a ditch

what's that you say the special's

waiting

tell edward to take it please and and

gordon leave him where he is we'll get

him out later

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on the other side of the ditch some

little boys were chattering oh doesn't

he look silly they'll never get him out

they began to sing

sileo gordon fell in the ditch fell in a

ditch fell in the ditch silly old gordon

fell in the ditch all on a monday

morning

gordon lay in the ditch all day

oh dear he thought i shall never get out

but that evening they lifted gordon and

made a road of sleepers under his wheels

to keep him from the mud

strong ropes were fastened to his back

end

and james and henry pulling hard managed

to bring him to safety

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late that night gordon crawled home a

sadder and wiser engine

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on second thought maybe i won't tell

that story to midge smoot i wouldn't

want her to fall into any ditches

do you think schemie will end up like

gordon did well

not exactly but i have a feeling he'll

get turned around like gordon did

come to think of it that sets my wheels

in motion what do you mean mr conductor

well i have an idea that could turn this

whole thing around

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got to be around here somewhere

i mean the coin changed you just get up

and walk away

now without a good reason anyway

schemer schemer what are you so excited

about promise jones it has come to my

attention that my coin changer is

missing and without pointing any fingers

of accusation i want to know who took it

schemer nobody took your coin changer

you probably just left it

presenting the official medium of the

flowering cactus ladies auxiliary

who is here to rid this awful place of

its terrible spirits which are causing

such terrible bad luck for this place

madame helga bon

from pelican falls

helgas is all helga nose

oh

i see right through this pony bologna

i'll take care of it georgie

don't

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how did you know

you

are

misunderstood by your friends

they don't realize the depths of your

deep thoughts

they don't know that you are so

so

brilliant

wow

incredible finally a medium who knows

her stuff yes well excuse me and madame

boone swaddle we're so happy that you

came and we really appreciate it but you

see shining time station is a railroad

station

right again incredible

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quick bad luck spirits have turned out

lights helga must hold seance oh i love

this part come on everybody hurry hurry

stand in a straight line that's right

now everybody take everybody's hand well

venom hell the boom swan is gonna take

away the bad spirit oh come on stacy

take his hand it's for your own good

bad luck spirits are you there

what was that i am the spirit of fooling

people

are you kidding me i know it was little

schemey who did everything who's little

scheming oh other that's that's my

nephew is he in trouble

he loves to play his nasty tricks with

crashing trains and cats on sticks of

course it's more than simply phony

matter of fact it's all baloney

no he's not just in any trouble he's in

big trouble

if you look under the ticket booth all

will be explained if we look under the

ticket booth all will be explained here

i'll show you here i'll show you

oh

oh

another perfectly good saiyan's ruined

because somebody had to turn on the

lights

i heard his spirit

i heard a real spirit me doris boone's

waddle heard a spirit well what was that

about looking under the ticket booth and

little steve oh look what i found hey

that's my coin changer oh wow look at

that

here's your black canvas look it's just

cardboard you mean it oh

oh why that little half pint of pickle

juice wait till i get him i'll sit with

him

there he is

wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

wait wait wait come on he's just a child

and he's my nephew i don't think it's

appropriate that you punish him why not

because i'm going to all right get up

there get up pop up ha ha

i was just trying to make a couple of

deals

a couple of deals huh well what's on

your mind anyway you know scaring these

people half to death and everything like

that now i want you to apologize to

everybody

uh i'm sorry for what i did i guess it

was wrong

you guess you were wrong is that all you

have to say no i can say more like don't

count on your uncle back you up

you know someday schemee you're gonna

learn the difference between scheming

and being a jerk

now just watch me and you might be able

to tell the difference come on let's get

out of here

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it's cold and cold help me up here come

on

oh now look it up look my mommy's gonna

kick the man at me

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i am so disappointed

because it wasn't bad spirits only

schemey exactly i was having such a good

time with all the bad spirits but mitch

there were spirits i heard them oh

just save it doris come on for the club

crap of next friday's meeting of the

ladies auxiliary oh

very wet here oh boy i'm gonna have to

clean this up but still there's one

thing i don't understand how did miss

boone swaddle know about schemie and

looking behind the ticket counter did

you kids have something to do about that

well yeah no

you see we got mr conductor to tell the

medium all that stuff because it was the

only way we could get you guys to

realize that it wasn't ghosts or spirits

or anything

just little scheming yeah sometimes as

grown-ups huh get carried away with the

superstition stuff next time stop us

before we go too far is that a deal yeah

all right bye

how would you rate me as a medium was i

rare or well done

well mr conductor you were great but for

a minute there i didn't think it was

gonna work i knew our plan would work

all along how'd you know that mr

conductor it's simple i had my lucky

gold watch with me and when i have my

lucky gold watch things always work out

for the best

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reach for the speed

reach for the whistle

go where the rail may run

reach for the words reach for the story

follow the rainbow sun

to a shining tide station

where dreams can come true

waiting there for you

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hopes to hold on to who knows how far

you'll go

to a shining time station

where dreams can come true

your own imagination

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