02x11 - Crackpot

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hey who's the conductor around here

anyway conductor you are exactly but if

you're going to call out station names

you are do it properly like this

All Aboard for cloggy bille have your

tickets ready for cloggy bille I Mr I

was looking for Ticket my

ticket chubby

Corners twily

Junction silly Li where's egy W I'm

still looking for I need a better View

well you have most of the stations on

the Indian Valley Line and most of the

conductors too conductor yeah I'll show

you what I mean that ticket is from old

brain yman you see you can tell which

conductor punch the ticket by the shape

of a hole everything doct has a

different shaped hole punch like a

signature wow don't bre so

hard oh

no hi Dan what are you doing

my ticket conductor hi baby

us okay just let me CCH

myess I've been up there cleaning out

the station

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up what's all this Stuy please don't

touch thata this is my seiz collection

oh I us have quite a few but they're all

broken now it's beautiful yeah that's

what I said when I first saw it you what

I used to do I used to take my dolls on

an imaginary train ride and we would to

vat to the dining car fa te and my old

granny used to pretend to be the waiter

but she said waiters always have to have

very steady hands on trains so it's not

the bill to see or drop the

cup well then you wouldn't still the te

but I still don't want you to touch my

tiny P col because it could break so

easily and it's so precious to

me oh there's the 1143 the I was so busy

remembering I almost forgot

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to I'm

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hi hi

morning look what flew into my cab this

morning Maple oh it's all a maple e

feels like Bel Tri your collection oh

thanks you're

welcome I

but you know more

important anyway my bigger than Thea

makes it more important I don't care how

many want a bunch of buttons I like them

I like me but your lip or I leave fish

arguing is a ticket to

Nowhere her collection is more important

than mine I would think so you think

colle better to I didn't say that but I

do expect Becky to think buttons are

better otherwise she'd be collecting

leaves which do you think are better

which for buttons I don't think it

matters what you collect so long as it's

not

straw haven't I told you about the time

Percy ended up with a straw collection

you didn't want no well then I'll tell

you

now in the summer the work crew cut the

long grass along the track breaking it

into heaps to dry in the

Sun at this time of year pery stops

where they have been

cutting the men load up his empty wagons

and he pull them to the

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station Kobe then takes them to the

hills for the farmers to feed their

stock

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Percy gave a ghostly whistle don't be

frightened Thomas laugh it's only me

your ugly SC is enough to frighten

anyone said Thomas you're like ugly

indeed I'm green caterpillar with red

stripes continued Thomas firmly you

crawl like one too I don't who's been

late every afternoon this week it's the

hay I can't help that said Thomas time's

time and S toam hat relies on me to keep

it I can't if you crawl in the hay till

all hours green caterpillar indeed seem

pery as he set off to collect some hay

or take to the

Harvest everyone says I'm handsome or at

least nearly everyone anyway my curves

are better than Thomas's

corn Thomas says I'm always late he

grumbled I'm never late or at least only

a few minutes what's that to Thomas he

can always catch up time further

on all of the same he and his driver

decided to start home early then came

trouble

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a crater treel was upset all over

Percy Percy was

frw he was still sticky when he popped

away the wind was blowing fiercely look

at that exclaimed the driver the wind

caught the piled hay tossing it up and

over the

track the L climbed here take a run at

it Percy his driver advised Percy

gathered speed but the hay made the rail

slippery and his wheels wouldn't drift

time after time he stalled with spining

wheels and had to wait till the line

ahead was cleared before he could start

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again everyone was waiting Thomas seized

impatien 10 minutes late I warned him

passengers will compl PL and satpam hat

then they all saw Percy they laughed and

shouted sorry I'm late Percy handed look

what's crawled out of the hay te Thomas

what's wrong asked pery talk about hairy

caterpillars P Thomas it's worth being

right to have seen you

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when pery got home his driver showed him

what he looked like in a

mirror bust my buffers no wonder they

all laugh I'm just like a woolly bear

please clean me before Toby comes but it

was no good Thomas told Toby all about

it

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instead of talking about sensible things

like playing ghosts Thomas and Toby made

jokes about woolly bear caterpillars and

other creatures would fall about in

Haze they laughed a lot but pery thought

they were really being very silly

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to poor Percy he was poor Percy all

right he didn't want that straw

collection he just got stuck with it

right down to the last straw you collect

anything Mr Conductor chewing gum and

cucumber sandwiches cucumber sandwiches

just thinking about them makes me hungry

in fact I think I'll visit an English

garden party and collect a few I'll be

just in time for tea

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99 nickel

100 nickel

collection no am I collecting no the

only thing I schemer am interested in

collecting besides nickels is something

that is so great that when you see it

you won't believe it unless you do have

a question correct dave you happen to be

looking at a man who has one of the

greatest collections on the face of the

planet in fact I have searched high and

low for each one of these collectibles

individually and today the low price of

absolutely nothing I'm going to show you

this collection so be prepared to be a

comb

that's right these are all the same hey

stay home they're supposed to be not

honey

well fine then I don't have to waste my

valuable time showing them to you i can

do something more important like uh like

comb my hair

becky

it looks like you might have hurt your

feelings you don't need to because

you like it what can you do for him

besides comb hair what can you do with

that cheeks that I gave you build an a*s

yeah

well people and animals collect all

sorts of things some of those

collections might seem a little bit

silly to you and me but they're mighty

useful and birds collect

twigs and grass and bits of string even

hair this time of year birds are

collecting food for when chickens

and you ever hear a woodpecker wood

drilling holes in dead seed so they have

a place to store his acorns until he's

ready to eat them mice and chipmunks

they store their food in their burrow

and when they get hungry they don't have

to go out wandering around they just go

straight to the place where they get

just like you and me yes people and

animals are cut from the same cloth we

all have our own reasons for collecting

things you have your reading so does

Schmer

i didn't mean to scare you

i'm glad to hear that Stacy i've already

had a hearttoppping morning oh sounds

dangerous i was lucky to escape with my

life oh

you were water steamer no fish here uh

small cave is just a treasure much more

dangerous than that uh

finding the snow top of the Himalayan no

worse i was watching lawn croquet lawn

croquet yes at an English garden party

all those ba*ls rolling around helped

her stel across the grass i was nearly

run over it was all I could do to get my

cucumber sandwiches i didn't even wait

for tea to be served

you've come to the right place because I

have the perfect little tea set for the

perfect little coffee

most kindly are little teeth

these were much too pretty to leave up

in the attic

oh but they are so dusty

bless you let me clean it

it's a kind of stretch

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what an interesting vlog i collect

don't worry i do this all the time

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no these just aren't quite right for my

collection this one's much too heavy to

juggle anyway thank you

oh Mr right i will be as soon as I get

my balance

well how about how about another spot of

tea another spot of tea would be nice

but I think I'll take it back to the

English garden party where all I have to

worry about is getting run over by

croquet ba*ls

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it's from the tree behind my grandpa

Harry

oh wow

there's another box behind the peekaboo

i go

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Hey come on

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she did it

my secret you're in trouble now oh you

broke it i told you not to touch it and

you broke it i told you she told you

well that's no excuse i said no i meant

no she said no she means no

oh

boy kids nowadays huh always trying to

put their finger in somebody else's

pocket oh boy she shouldn't have touched

this

hey I could have done a better job

yelling at myself no you think I was too

hard on her no I don't think you were

too hard on her Miss Jones like I always

say bear the rod rock the kids you

taught her a lesson that she is going to

try to forget for the rest of her life

okay

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you're darn right you better start

cleaning up because when us grown up

type people tell uh certain children who

shall remain nameless becky and Dan

becky and Dan to clean up we mean

business with a capital B come on let's

go let's go let's go move it move it

move it h go

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i tell you was getting hotter than a

barn on fire i'd blow my cool too if

something ever happened to my collection

you know just watch the garden and what

about a bunch

well it's mine it's my collection i like

to look at them i like to judge them and

I like to count them and I just love to

look on Ste when he looks in the

collection box and finds it empty

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morning

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you can hear John

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going to be the

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captain

drill

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That alone

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down

in my

I'll die in my hand

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i

drink water

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laid down and he died

lay down

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i told her not to touch it

children touch i know

I told her not to touch

it children touch I know I shouldn't

yelled at her that don't yell you know

it may sound s to you fo but that think

that means an awful lot to me when I was

a little girl all those years of playing

pretend with my grandmother you still

have the

memory that's true memories don't go

away just because the KE set is broken

that's a fact

memories can't be

broke almost good as new except for the

crack oh I don't mind the cracks I'll

always remember today because of these

cracks oh thank you Billy oh you're

welcome this he hates you this he

doesn't hate you he's just mad at you my

get my le and get out of

here Le Billy gave me who is it think I

threw it out you threw it out it was

great D that least you're special we'll

go find you another one a good one I

can't deal anybody it's I'm still your

friends I I have no

friends no friends that sounds wonderful

have a cucumber sandwich who thing

what's so wonderful about not having

friends well think of all the problems

it fa you no one to hurt your feelings

no important GI she'd be heartbroken to

lose if said he was a friend he would

thr On My Le oh yes friends never

accidentally throw things out or break

things that was different what was

different Oh I thought you were talking

about Henry the Big Green Engine Henry

what Henry haven't I told you the story

about Henry and his SP

well then let me tell you about it right

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now Henry the Green Engine has lived on

the island of Sodor for many years he

wouldn't want to be anywhere

else he liked every part of it from the

fields filled with flowers to the white

sandy beaches but there is one place

that Henry always enjoyed visiting more

than any

other his driver knew this too come on

Henry she would sometimes say we've made

good time today we'll stop for a while

by the

forest Henry loves it here the forest is

full of broad Oaks and Tall

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Pines Henry could remember the day long

ago and he and Toby brought some new

trees to be planted and parents and

Trevor helped haul them into place

now he could see the trees growing

amongst the others on the hillside Henry

always felt better for being here he

couldn't really explain why but his

driver understood it's peaceful he said

to

Henry but one night everything

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changed the engines were resting in the

shed list said Thomas can you hear a

strange whistling

sound it's the wind blowing outside our

shed replied Toby but I've never heard

it like this

before do you know added James if Gordon

wasn't here now I'd say it was him

thundering by with the express all the

engines laughed except

Henry I hope the wind won't harm the

forest by morning the fierce winds had

gone but the damage was

done Henry's driver came to see him in

the yard trees have fallen on the line

he said we must help clear the

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track Donald set off with the breakdown

train and Henry

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followed trees lay

everywhere the hillside now looked so

bare

Henry felt sad what will happen to all

the animals who live here he

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thought when Henry's flat cars were full

of logs he took them to the timber Mill

where they would be turned into

furniture and other

things Henry was glad the wood was being

put to good use but he was still sorry

to lose part of his bar

oh dear sighed Toby to Thomas I wish

there was something we could do to make

things better again yes indeed replied

Thomas but what we can't men broken

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trees hello Toby said sir toam hat you

do look glum I'm sad about the trees

said Toby and so is Henry the forest is

a special place to him now some of it is

gone you'll soon put that right replied

s toam hat I have an important job for

you Toby I would like you to take some

Freight cars to the

farest when the freight cars arrived

Toby was the lighted they were full of

Splendid young trees all ready for

planting this is the best job I've ever

had said Toby

happily when Henry returned he was most

surprised

there were teren and Trevor sizzly

helping the workmen clear the torn

stumps and branches look Henry called

teren We're beginning again the hillside

will look better than ever before you

will

see now whenever Henry stops by the

forest he can see the new trees growing

strong and Tall sometimes everywhere is

very quiet and at other times Henry can

hear leaves rustling or a bird's Wing

brushing the air often he can hear the

distant sound of children laughing and

always he is happy

here I'm glad the forest is going back

forests do that leaves do too but

friendships they can't go back once

they're broken that's why we always have

to take care of them sheets don't grow

at all but thank goodness

GL but it's still cracked I'm sorry next

time you to touch something I promise I

won't do it

apologies but I like these cracks it's a

character and it makes me think of all

of you spacy are you calling me a crack

pot

oh I couldn't just wish I like that

think you brought you something too

you haven't seen

myy oh I got oh I have to see both of

those but first I would like to see Le

collection

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