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03x03 - Bully for Mr. Conductor

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Shining Time Station". Aired: January 29, 1989 – November 20, 1995.*
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A local named Horace Schemer, simply referred to as Schemer, runs the station's arcade and serves as the series' comic relief.

03x03 - Bully for Mr. Conductor

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reach for the speed reach for the

whistle go where the rail may

run reach for the words reach for the

story Follow The Rainbow

sun to a shining Time

Station where dreams can come true

waiting there for you

[Music]

sure is quiet here

today well it's peaceful peaceful and

quiet quiet and

peaceful really really peaceful and

quiet super quiet and super peaceful hi

Dan hi Becky we're in here

oh hi Mr King hello children where is

everybody Aunt Stacy while Billy's

working on the sunset flyer and I'm off

to Chubby Corners yes dudy calls

children railroad work is never done the

station Master at chubby Corners needs

Miss Jones's help today well who's going

to run shining Time Station well Mr King

has volunteered to run shining time

station while I'm gone yes absolutely

and I'm very glad to do it too shining

time is a very special special place and

I'm glad to be able to step in for the

day Stacy do you want us to come with

you to Chubby Corners well actually Mr

King has a favor to ask of you I

do oh yes yes yes yes I do well thank

you Miss Jones for that sensible

introduction that got right to the point

um my young nephew uh Buster is going to

be uh visiting here this afternoon and I

was just wondering if you children might

want to uh well would like to uh what's

the word I'm looking for M Jones uh play

sir play yes exactly Miss Jones

excellent sure we'll play with him it'll

be fun to play with somebody new

excellent excellent good yes that you

children can play and uh I of course

will take care of serious adult railroad

business well it's uh it's all settled

then well I'm off to Chubby Corners

goodbye Miss Jones

yes I will take care of Sirius adult

railroad

business starting right

now now let's

see where would he

be now about Buster you know Mr King's

nephew well I hear he's not the easiest

kid in the world to to get along with so

will you try to be nice to him and make

him feel welcome here okay okay okay

promise promise promise all right byebye

bye-bye when do you think Buster will

get here um I don't know let's go ask Mr

King

yeah did you lose

something uh no did you drop

something no then why are you on the

floor oh I know you're looking for Mr

Conductor no

ow well

yes have you seen him no no see I have

the very strong uh feeling that Mr

Conductor is right here in this station

today well sure we see him all the time

know our please never interrupt an adult

when he she it or they are speaking yes

yes good well I was as I was saying I

have come to the conclusion after

extensive research and an examination of

all the facts that Mr Conductor spends

most of his time right here in shining

Time

Station there he is Mr King he's got the

desk he's right didn't we agree that

there would be no more interrupting

didn't we agree yes I'm still being

interrupted but if you just listen and

yet the interruptions go on I can only

only suggest that we lock our lips and

throw away the

key good now as I would

say I know that Mr Conductor is here in

the station somewhere and I am going to

find

him you don't believe me you will

see I'll find him

[Applause]

[Music]

um are you

Buster this is Becky I'm Dan hi

Buster um your uncle's in there if you

want to say hello I like your uncle I do

too he's funny yeah he's a loser no he's

not I say he's a loser are you calling

me a liar do you want me to beat you up

no then he's a loser

right right

[Music]

right we promised to be nice to him

remember

yeah have you ever been to shining time

station before there's lots to do here

do you want to play a

game what are you

doing I'm doing what I feel like doing

drawing on the walls don't do that Who's

Gonna Stop

Me

[Music]

Buster oh hello Uncle JB those were

great directions you gave me I had no

trouble finding my way here no wonder

you're the head of the

railroad yes well I see you've met young

Dan and Becky good yeah they were do me

around well excellent excellent well

then uh you children run along and uh

have fun yes uh go out there and have

fun yes fun it's an interesting idea I

don't have time for it but uh it is the

work of children so work hard at having

fun meanwhile I have some more serious

railroad business to take care of

oh hey little

[Music]

guy hello little

fella why won't

you let me see you Mr

Conductor I just want to be your

friend I have an idea let's make

something um do you want to make I'll

make something I'll make a mustache on

this funny looking guy stop it you do

that and I'm going to tell oh yeah

yeah if you tell I'll have my uncle

throw his aunt out of work my uncle is

her boss he can fire her you don't want

his aunt to get fired do

you

no good

if you draw that I'm still going to tell

oh yeah yeah

well lucky for you my pen just ran out

of

inch Dan how's my pal then I'm fine

what's all this junk over here this is

schem is okay what do this stuff do well

that shows

movies nothing in here and not play

music stop playing

music W what's happening it's an

earthquake it's more like a bully

Quake equip

it what happened to the good old days

when they just dropped in a coin and

pushed the

button none of this stuff works you have

to put a nickel in you have a nickel

I only have one nickel give it to me but

it's my last nickel I want it but I was

saving it don't give it to him Dan you

stay out of this this is between me and

Dan now I said give it to me but I don't

want

to you guys stop stop figh hey heyy hey

hey hey hey hey hey hey break it up

break it up break it up break it up

break it up break it up break it up huh

hey what's the idea picking on a kid

half your size huh he took my nickel oh

he did get that thing open up he you go

Dan thank you Ste you're entirely

welcome and you should be ashamed of

yourself you know that who are you

anyway that's for me to know and you to

find out oh a wise guy he's JB King's

nephew oh he's JB

King uh the Jamie King the exalted head

supreme ruler of the Indian Valley

Railroad JB King yeah what's it to you

give me that me shut up give me

the there you are welcome to shining

Time Station my new found friend my

buddy huh my

pal listen if there is anything that

your pal schema can do for you just tell

me and you can ask and it will be done

think this something work well certainly

you take your new found nickel and put

it in the machine I'm going to keep

Dan's nickel for myself you put your

Nickel in the machine wait a second now

schemer doesn't put are you going to

give me

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

trouble oh someone not that fully how

this thing works he was giving rock and

roll a whole new meaning man my stomach

a whole new meaning too that bull is too

big for his britches let's show him and

play something we want to play Sing It

piano man

down the way where the nights are G and

the Sunshine da on the Mountaintop I

took a trip on the sailing ship and when

I reached Jamaica I made a stop but I'm

sad to say I'm on my way won't be back

for many a day my heart is down my head

is turning around I had to leave a

little girl in kingom

town sounds of laughter everywhere and

the dancing girl sway to and fro I must

declare my heart is there though I've

been from Main to Mexico but I'm sad to

say I'm on my way won't be back for many

a day my heart is down my head is

turning around I had to leave a little

girl in kingon

[Music]

[Music]

town s say I'm on my way won't be back

for many a day my heart is down my head

is turning around I have to leave a

little girl in Kingston

Town H that was okay now I want

something else well I hope you find it

not so fast I know what it is an ice

cream cone get me an ice cream cone an

ice cream cone I said get me an ice

cream cone an ice cream cone or I tell

my uncle oh there's no need for that I

mean I could easily just

now hey squirt you got any more nickel

no I think you're

lying let go let

go Buster what are you doing oh we're

having

fun oh you're having fun oh yes Uncle JB

lots and lots of fun excellent excellent

well you carry on and work hard at

having fun but don't uh forget to give

yourself a 5 minute rest every once in a

[Music]

while if you're still here when I get

back I'm going to beat you up

[Music]

don't let Buster push you around he's

bigger than me so don't be afraid of him

he just wants to scare you he said he

beat me up I don't want to get beaten up

let's go talk to Mr King he'll help

us Mr King look look what I found it's

his Footprints can we talk to you

certainly you know what this means don't

you Mr King that means I'm getting close

to finding him Mr King I can sense his

presence I can practically have him in

my

grasp come on Dan he's not going to help

us I'm just going

[Music]

home yes

uhuh let's see where do these Footprints

lead

[Music]

having troubles Dan bully troubles oh so

Buster is playing The Bully game The

Bully

game well you see there are some people

who push other people around because it

makes them feel important it's a mean

sort of game that bullies play but you

can play your own game Dan show Buster

you can stand up for your rights without

picking a fight are there any bullies on

the island of Sodor oh yes even on the

island of Sodor I think it's time I told

you about

bulgy it was a special holiday on the

island of Sodor birie the bus was

working harder than ever

before all the engines were busy too

[Music]

duck was waiting for his next

Journey near him stood a red bus but he

didn't look friendly like

Birdie the bus growled as he gazed at

the happy

passengers stupid nonsense he grumbled I

wouldn't have brought them if I'd known

I'd have had a breakdown or something

I'm glad you didn't smile duck you'd

have spoiled spoiled their fun B

enjoyment is all you engines live for

one day Railways will be ripped up Duck

felt shocked at such an idea we have a

friend called Bertie and he's a bus but

he likes the railway sometimes he teases

us about it but he'd never want to see

it ripped up H growled the bus I know

Bertie he's too small in size to be of

any use duck took no notice

[Music]

that bus is silly he thought as he

steamed

away at the junction duck told Oliver

all about him I call him bulgy chuckled

Oliver and then he puffed happily

[Music]

away but that afternoon when the two

engines met again Oliver was no longer

laughing bu's friend has come he said

he's rude too he's taking bug's

passengers home and leaving bulgy free

to steal

ours but he can't objected duck bulgi

says he can get them to the big station

before us rubbish replied duck it's much

farther by road yeah continued Oliver

but bulgy says he knows a

[Music]

shortcut that evening the engines were

preparing for the Homeward Rush where

are the passengers they

wondered look shrilled Oliver look at

bulgy he's a mean Scarlet

deceiver bulgy was wearing a large sign

saying Railway

[Music]

bus yeah boo snubs he Jered as he roared

away come on puff duck to his coaches

let's see what he's up to

duck wanted to get back at buy but he

wasn't sure

[Music]

how then in the distance duck saw a man

waving a red flag that meant

danger the line here crosses a narrow

road and there was bulgy wedged firmly

under the

bridge so this was his shortcut chuckled

duck he tricked us shouted bug's

passengers he said he was a railway bus

but he wouldn't accept our return

tickets he wanted us to think Railways

are no

good Duck's crew examined the bridge

it's risky but we must help the

passengers passengers are Urgent agreed

duck duck slowly and carefully set off

across the bridge bulgy wailed as he

felt the bridge quiver

stop he shouted it might fall on me that

would serve you right for telling lies

said duck but the bridge didn't

[Music]

collapse duck made good time and all the

passengers caught their

[Music]

trains the bridge is now mended but not

unfortunately bulgy and his ways he

never learned

sense he's a hen house now and his lies

Can Do no harm the hens never listened

to them

[Music]

anyway did B ever beat up anybody well I

can't say that he did but he did lie and

he did make fun of the engines that's

another way of being a bully but Bast

said he beat me up up I'm going to hide

now wait let's examine the situation I'm

going to hide

first Dan instead of hiding have a look

in here

[Music]

who is that guy who spoils the Cowboys

fun the one who always hides behind the

mustache and a g*n the one who comes

around and makes the gentle people run

He's the bad

guy the bad

[Music]

guy who is that guy who's always in your

way the one who wants to beat you up

when you just want to play the one who

like a thunderstorm can ruin a summer

day he's a bad

guy a bad

guy sometimes it seems he's all over the

place jumping out from bushes throwing

dirt in your face it seems your life is

cursed and you don't know what to do oh

well my friend I got a helpful piece of

news for

you the bully is a guy who likes to

think he's tough but underneath he's got

this as his mama's powder puff and if

you finally stand you ground and Shout

I've had enough that bully will get

going when he sees the Going's rough and

you're a good

guy who's now a GL guy

and the bad

guy is now a

sa cuz you got

made and that bed gas

gone for

good

for

[Music]

good when the good G do what they

should the bad C get going

for

for good

[Music]

now does that give you any ideas I

better

hide sometimes with a bully you just

have to stand up to them say I've had

enough but this guy is

Big what if I talk to him oh no Mr

Conductor he's mean stay away from him

maybe he'll listen to to me he picks on

me cuz I'm smaller he'll really pick on

you you better hide too

please hey squirt is still here oh no Mr

Conductor please disappear what was that

you're talking to nobody nobody huh

what's that you got behind your back

it's that tiny guy my dumb uncle's

always looking for get out of my way no

I said get out of my way or I'll beat

you up

no I said I'd beat you up you get away

from here leave Mr Conductor

alone you L one hand on Mr Conductor and

now I'll turn you upside down upside

down I I'll spin you around by your feet

my

feet I'll stick that ice cream C on your

head now take it easy calm down will you

give me my nickel back here here uh take

your nickel just don't hurt me

please ah

Buster here's another ice cream going

for you stay away from that kid he's

dangerous oh wow wait till JB King finds

out that you scared off his nephew his

very special favorite nephew yeah we'll

see how tough you are after I tell my

dumb uncle what happened then I could

draw on the walls all I

want oh hello Uncle JB I I was just

telling them about how well you run the

railroad you're already in enough

trouble Buster don't make it worse by

lying to me oh but whatever do you mean

Uncle JB we were just having fun Buster

will'll talk about it later wait for me

outside I never get to have any fun it's

all his fault

outside

Dan in behalf of the entire King family

I apologize to you uh I just like to

point out that it was uh all my idea

that he did what he did here's a little

ice cream cone for you and if uh you

have any other problems that you need to

be solved just uh give me a call oh

exalted

one you were protecting

someone smaller than yourself aren't

you well that was a mighty fine thing to

do I'm proud of you

Dan may I shake your

hand I think you should have

this and I think I should go have a

little talk with my

nephew did you get to see Mr

Conductor

no but I somehow think he had his little

hand in all of this didn't

he so now I know that he's around

here

[Music]

somewhere reach for the speed reach for

the whistle

go where the rail may

run reach for the words reach for the

story Follow The Rainbow

sun to a shining Time

Station where dreams can come true

waiting there for

you so much to see so far to travel so

much to learn to know

Friends by your side hopes to hold on to

who knows how far you

go to a shining Time

Station where dreams can come

true your own

imagination waiting there for you