03x10 - Schemer Goes Camping

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rich father

reach both story follow the rainbow son

to a shining time station where do you

can come true

waiting there

okay I'll make a list of all the things

that we'll need for our camping trip and

you check them off okay

whistles well around our neck in case we

get lost

yeah good flashlights check tent poles

and rope yeah oh good all right

sandwiches checks well I think that's

most of it

Stacy I'm really glad we have you as our

leader for the wilderness weekend

instead of you-know-who yeah

Oh Becky don't be so hard on schemer I'm

sure he's doing his best with the boys

oh oh oh wait for Charlie two two three

four keep on Martinez of all face all

right drop that gear I already know it's

okay roll call candid cameras TV yeah

yeah what your master starts orgy

schemas sir

all right campers give me pepper dad

make me attentive make me for grub

no grub that's a survival talk fur mmm

I'm really glad we if stacy is our

leader yeah

a camping trip what a great idea oh yeah

baby

I can see it now mmm surrounded by

nature under the stars

ooh just thinking about it gives me the

all over how do we do it

tex-mex well first you get yourself a

big old trailer and a couple of beds

with a kitchen inside true enough Rex

then you put a nice big TV set in back

and don't forget the electric toothbrush

oh oh that's not camping you have to

stay in a tent to go camping and I know

just where to go follow me oh she means

roughing it no come on Dan hurry up with

a tent huh I'm tired of doing all the

work around here

I think I've almost got it schemer no

one can put up a tent alone it takes

teamwork go on this Joe 30 man of the

woods could put up a tent by himself

alone oh is that true mr. man of the

woods why don't you try them fine

thank you I'll take that old campers it

definitely attention all campers masters

golf master schemer Master shall now

demonstrate the correct and official

iberic technique for putting up a tent

thank you you're welcome

gather on kids watch outs down first day

here goes like this these are

unnecessary for forming old knows how to

put up a tent

and that is how you put them against

weird my uncle go hey about time we got

some food around this place oh all right

gimme I'll go check out Kayla campsite

there's water camping what camping and

just putting up a tent it's all kinds of

things out there there's wild animals

and bugs and prickles speaking which one

you go first

good boy are they gone I hope so because

I'm nervous enough as it is

hi mr. conductor what do you nervous

about I'm taking my conductors refresher

course today what's that that's when a

conductor has to brush up on all the

things conductors supposed to know about

have you checked your hole puncher

so I'm punchy your whistle clean as a

whistle

how about you're all aboard oh I think

you'll do just fine mr. conductor I hope

so I'd never want my conductor skills to

get rusty that would let everybody down

while they don't let everyone down well

being a conductor is really about

helping people get from one place to

another as safely as possible it's a

little like camping - it takes pulling

together and being prepared maybe the

picture machine can explain what it

means to work as a team why don't you go

take a look

every day as we work and play there are

times when we can help each other things

get done and it's much more fun don't

you find it's good to work together it

goes much faster when we can do apart

and all that matters is on the heart so

let's start we'll all go together the

best we can we can we're a team and

we're all gonna do it

I'll stick together the best we know we

know we're a team so let's get to it

do you best belong do the rest no need

for us to worry we're part of a group

all of us me and you and we're gonna get

it done you do your best

we'll all do the rest no need for us to

hurry

we'll talk Tamaki all of us kneel if

we're team members everyone

you

come let's try you and I together we

will make it easy

we won't strain and we don't need pain

many hands make it light and breezy each

of us has a different thing that we can

do and that's the reason why we're

asking you to help us to all go together

the best we can we can we're a team and

we're all gonna do it all stick together

the best we know we know we're a team so

let's get to it

do your best all the best no need for us

to worry we over to all of us

Nene and we're gonna get it done you do

your best we'll open to this no need for

us to hurry we're parked over to all of

us

me and you we're two members every

one more poll aminika like all mr.

conductor

Oh worry about me I can hold on to this

rope all day okay Dan you could tie your

end down now Oh mr. conductor are you

all right

oh I'm fine but next time I put up a

tent I'll be sure to fasten my seat belt

yeah but look we got the tent up can't

sight has been found if this is not a

drill repeat this is gonna Gerald this

is a real thing so Cameron let's get

moving

where did that come from

oh just something I'd call teamwork

schemer teamwork well Miss Jones when it

comes to surviving in the great outdoors

teamwork has a nothing over scheme work

oh really mr. great outdoors will help

you prepared cuz I think it's gonna rain

tonight mr. owns do I look like the type

of man who would be frightened a little

h3o yeah all's it means to me is I won't

have to take a shower this month Stacy

we're not going camping in the rain are

we no I think we're gonna camp out in

the station tonight that haha camp out

of the station

hmm talk about survival well what are

you gonna do you haven't packed any

sleeping bags or blankets no food no

lanterns raincoats no flashlights Oh

care reeled and all I survived and over

real men know how to survive in the

woods using their basic instincts for

example if we get hungry I will just die

eat bugs and

bees and bark like the Bears do and if

it starts raining why I will just build

a log cabin and short Miss Jones will be

living off the land like that great

American frontiersman Pat Boone okay I

can't call everybody come on Hipp to

gable schemer

I don't want ebooks how do you know till

you try to come on

oh cool cabin dudes ready mm-hmm we're a

Texan rats whoa if you tell her you tell

them you tell you tell you tell you tell

you tell oh all right I'll tell him

we don't want to go right yeah Calvin is

downright scary smelled oh you guys our

baby's still ba bi es cool it D D cool

it may be our two cowpoke's just need a

little something to get them in mood why

don't you two guys do a fishin number of

something something will get you in the

rack can't be moved

you gotta get a pole on

baby you get get a pole and we'll go

fish by the crowd and hold honey sugar

baby mine yarmulkes man with a pack on

his back

fiona comes back

yawn becomes man with a pat comes back

don't know contents he came back honey

sugar baby my

time I think it cool honey

Oh shucks no that so my feet get cold

babe setting oh yeah so my feet get cold

or watch my front end big is home honey

sugar baby mine no you k*ll and I'll get

a pole

you can

and we'll go find crawdad more honey

sugar baby

what's gonna be when the Lakers drive

what's cry honey sugar man

now get a pull honey

honey sugar baby

well partner a song like that really

makes me feel like a goin campin come on

yep time to hit the trail come on Tito

you're slowing things up one thing about

camping is there's nothing better than

getting away from it all

give me slack give me slack here be nice

mr. conductor have you ever played the

building a story game well maybe you

better show me how to play it that way

I'll be able to get the whole story okay

I'll start well the best way to start on

a camping trip is with something spooky

okay was a dark and stormy night and uh

the ship was lost at sea she hit a big

rock and the water started rushing the

boat started to sink but before it did

the captain jumped into the dark dark

water your turn mr. conductor mr.

conductor is it over here I could along

who is the conductor you're supposed to

finish the story I am then I will but

instead of telling you how it turned out

why don't I show you oh that's fine with

me kids sure wonderful

why don't we begin with the magic bubble

another learn

I hope they're okay out in the woods oh

I'm sure they got out of the rain for

all we know they're over at schemers

mommy's house right now having cookies

and milk

this is hi Dan

you're soaking wet I know don't think to

eat oh that's my offer you're gonna

catch cold

yeah Dan you can sit next to me dan what

happened huh grandpa Tom thank you

what we're skiing on ski me it's kind of

hard to explain Stacy

you see skater tried to put up this hand

all by himself but when he was they

fling it to the tree

the down boom into a woods staple the

tent to a tree yeah we draw them not to

anyways Oh see schemer sent me back here

to get more staples and then yinz gammy

chased after the tent and been into the

wood oh no I hope they're all right

worried yeah well we're all worried is

there anything that you can do mr.

conductor say no more

I'm out the door but won't you be scared

out there you needn't be scared when

you're prepared

Kirsti here's the towel no chao food

skinny what happened to your uncle do

you mean before after he climbed a tree

climb Detroit I thought he was chasing

after a tent you know the temple into a

tree okay climb the tree or try and get

down what happened then do you mean

before or after he fell out the tree oh

he fell out of the tree yeah by landing

mud see by then I searched ring

that's probably why that wild in was

hanging in the log to get out of the

ring

well wild animal the one I just told you

about the one in the log what log the

log uncle schema guys cotton oh no

boys okay

I think the animal got scared off when

Uncle schemer starts screaming he was

screaming really loud especially when

you fell off the hill into the creek

well what did you do

I was hungry so I came here you left

your uncle at the bottom of the hill in

a creek hey I was hurry he ate all our

food well how do you know that he's all

right I know there's okay because I

heard him screaming for help

skee me when someone needs help you do

everything in the world you can to help

that person did you even think about

going for help

hey I'm here aren't I that's some

marshmallows Becky

and this is what I call a cool time give

me some slack

oh you stop giving me flack are some

home cooking vittles sure would go down

well about now right Rex

you said it where I would settle but

just getting out of this tent with you

brother

that's it that's it I'm for packing up

and heading back upstairs

start me off turtle man whoo

whose idea was this in the first place

seems to me g*ng this is one gig we

didn't rehearse to well next time

it better be better prepared oh you said

it sister and right now me and Rex are

prepared to hit y'all wagons up and head

on home

all right now would you please get me

outta my way you know what you want

tarnation

okay I want to go out and find schema

Jenny won the world lucky for you

looking for you Miss Jones that I happen

to be passing by in my truck when I was

because what do I see poking around

looking in the windows or China in time

station but this character here so it's

preached on my breaks and said to myself

throw me off a passenger train but

that's someone's up to no good

how did you know that this this person's

up to no good pulling the right man to

be out of this Oh Sookie I don't know

anything about camping please please

please keep that mountain flying away

from me is my mouth lines in this neck

of the one oh it's about lying in a big

new furry tail and its little eyes and

little tiny legs chopping on nuts our

screamer that does not sound like a

mountain lion to me it sounds like a

squirrel that's good

a squirrels let's Jay look like on it

uh-huh

well hey okay scheming why don't you

come here and sit down with us we'll get

you dry give you something to eat oh no

no I don't want to offer food I'm too

far I think I ate too many sandwiches

schemer how'd you get on the creek like

getting out of the creek was easy

getting out of the swamp

now that was hard I pulled myself up by

this branch but any good really scary

and everything cuz it was dark you know

I thought I was it I thought I'd never

see schemer again but then I heard this

like little whistle

yeah it was like this little whistle and

I didn't know where the heck a sound

came from so I start following the sound

of this little whistle of going through

the woods a little bit open sudden Here

I am exciting time station uh but I was

kind of a kind of afraid to come in

because I kind of thought that the kids

wouldn't want to see the old schemer

again a schemer it sounds like you

learned your lesson the hard way yeah

never go camper without my mommy I'm a

failure no skinny you're not a failure

you just were not prepared she'd find

your way back to shining time station I

did yeah hey I did yeah that's right and

and and who else would do all of this

for the sake of camping who else would

yeah so maybe next time you'll be a

little better prepared and use some

teamwork good old-fashioned teamwork

schemer that's everyone getting on the

hay wagon going out to the orchard and

picking apples together yeah oh that

reminds me I just might have some cider

in the back of my truck a warm up this

here campout now who's gonna help me

unload oh no Thomas Jones it looks like

I'm not a total failure Oh schemer how

could you be a failure at least you keep

trying no and the important thing is

that we learn from our mistakes that's

true I do always try what which is more

than I can say for some people around

here

I was hungry leaving me alone all by

myself in the woods where I could be

eaten alive by vicious squirrels and

watch me not so hungry anymore

reach for speed Richmond where some go

where the rail may run each other words

reach bog starving follow the rain

to a shining time

Station

come true waiting there for you so what

you see so far Travel is so much to

learn to know

friends by your side hopes to hold on to

who knows how far you go to a shining

time station

where dreams can come true

datian waiting there

you