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03x16 - Mr. Conductor's Movie

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Shining Time Station". Aired: January 29, 1989 – November 20, 1995.*
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A local named Horace Schemer, simply referred to as Schemer, runs the station's arcade and serves as the series' comic relief.

03x16 - Mr. Conductor's Movie

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shining Time Station Stacy Jones

speaking oh hello Mr King absolutely Mr

King what is that oh there's a train

full of livestock coming through and you

want us to make a new Freight schedule

absolutely Mr King there's nothing more

important than a new train yes sure I'll

get right on it goodbye sir Goodbye Mr

King oh my goodness there's not much

time to make this new Freight I better

to get Billy's

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help

yes very

nice

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classic perfect

walls had

ears don't mind me just pretend I'm not

here I'm just to fly on the wall minding

my own business look at you perfect you

really think so these walls can't talk

but you can I'll bet you're the ears and

eyes of this town right you know

everything and everyone right everyone

except you how refreshing someone who

doesn't know me it's so rare since I've

become famous I'm Barry

Prince the

director the film

director you make movies that's all

right toots you familiar with my

work oh Mr Prince I am thrilled thrilled

to meet a movie director of course you

are uh listen I need some information

Miss

um Smoot mid Smoot and you know I once

stried out for the part of uh Miss

Hanigan in

Annie why any kid would want to be an

orphan is beyond me not an actor

please uh I need someone who really

works

here just the man I'm looking

for hi I'm Barry Prince the director the

famous director we were just talking

about the old days I'm uh making a movie

and I'm going to need your help you do a

movie me I'm not sure still have to make

a big decision but I do want to get this

railroad

past classic of American

thing so uh what are you doing now

pal well most recently I played the them

man in a production of the wizard of

O goodbye Dorothy now I know I have a

heart because he's

breaking another

actor I thought you worked on the

trains conduct your ticket taker no no

Felix is a bus

driver I'm an actor uh the bus is uh

well you know sort of like a

hobby I need to see the people who work

here I'm a busy

man right now I'm late for a meeting

with the mayor of each Shimp my bus is

right outside I'll be happy to drive you

there and I'll make a list of everyone

you should see there Stacey Jones she

runs the railroad station and Billy to

feathers okay okay okay I'll see them

but do not mention I'm making a movie

not one

word listen listen I also played the

part of lius and you're a good man

Charlie Brown listen to this I think you

like it Lucy Lucy who took my

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blanket JY Billy come out come out

wherever you are Hollywood is calling

what is it Mitch I've been discovered

I'm going to be a movie star a movie

star huh here the director my friend

Barry Prince the famous movie director

in town sh**ting a movie and it's going

to be done here here and hold

tight I told him all about you too and

he wants to see you both

yes he loves your work oh well why does

he want to see us the person is movie

well what's it about it's it's about

this a

classic Oh Stacy dear I just know you're

going to get a nice little part you're

young you're

pretty I know you can be my

understudy oh oh but I just got to run I

got to let body in on all of this

T you think it's true now who knows with

mijch but

imagine being in a movie oh would be fun

helping the good guy catching a bad guys

saving the day and everything turns out

all right oh oh oh oh oh the fre

schedule AF

schedule did you hear that

a movie it's our big chance yeah it's

about time we got our big gra yeah we

got audition and blow that movie cat's

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mind what you

I I was testing this new mirror you know

trying out new Expressions a for anger b

b c cheerful it looks like you

practicing for a part in a movie yeah

when of the movie stars going to get

here oh well you shouldn't believe every

rumor you hear kids especially from M

Smoot my mom said she met a movie

director in B wins store really I'd like

to be in a movie me too yeah me too well

maybe this movie will have parts that

you kids could try out for

could yeah but you know acting takes a

lot of imagination because you have to

be be real and honest in a make believe

situation can you show us oh all right I

got an idea let's play a game okay it's

called let's pretend and I'll start by

pretending well you all know the story

of Cinderella okay so I'll pretend that

I'm one of the wicked sisters and when I

point to one of you then you take on

another character in the story okay all

right

oh look that must be a messenger from

the king I wonder what he has brought

us everyone in this Kingdom must come to

the Palace fall the prince has to meet

everyone and then marry one of

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them oh goodie a ball I wear the most

beautiful gown oh no I'll wear the most

beautiful gown what are you going to

wear

uh me no I don't have any

gowns you and those Rags yuck the king

doesn't want you at his grand

ball Bravo great that was

terrific go on Don't Stop keep going I'm

sh**ting a movie with all this talk

about movies I thought I'd make one

myself that's great that's neat do you

ever go to the movies Mr Conductor oh

yeah yes my favorite movie is The Wizard

of odds especially the scene where the

munchkins welcome darthy I could have

done

that you want to know what my favorite

movie is the one that I'm going to be in

we're going to be in a movie with real

movie star then we'll be famous we move

to

Hollywood and we won't have to go to

school oh but we won't get all stuck up

or snobby and spoiled we'll still be

ourselves well that's a big Rel leave

you know I don't want to discourage you

kids but you may not get a part or or

maybe just a very small one a very small

part yes well most children's parts are

very small Mr C well the small parts are

for small people then shouldn't the

biggest small part go to the smallest

person like me I don't see why not the

biggest small part should go to you oh

could he be in our movie could he it

would be so cool if he was in our movie

first it's the movie now it's your movie

things are moving quickly since the

movie came to town oh my goodness oh my

goodness that's the freight train with

all the livestock I got to go finish the

freight

schedule don't count your chickens

before they're

hatched and if I were you I wouldn't

count anything all this reminds me of

Thomas's friend Henry let me tell you

what happened

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but how did you know with me Oh find

your voice thank you this is what I'm

doing for my auditions

okay well what are you trying out for oh

no not me no I gave up asking to run the

family business and running a train

station is a full-time job

in fact the final finish this sprays

schedule this place is gonna be like a

zoo station before you go tell me Oh

what do you think of my costume am i

acting right then and I'll be honest

all right great who are you I'm hope

Captain Hook can't you tell oh sure you

know without it takes a little time to

figure out no I know I just couldn't

find one why don't you go home and make

one you know added some the cardboard

and tinfoil that's a great idea I'll be

right back I've really gotta finish this

break schedule hey where is this

Hollywood director anyway I can't be

wasting my precious super-powered time

waiting for him if you see him tell him

I've gone for my dressing room

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one two

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mr. tuple is what are you doing and

where have you fixed don't you know that

mr. Princeton coming today and now he's

arrived to be greeted fight this is

everybody talk what they're doing there

no very baby you and I have work to do

family mr. Prince a friend of yours well

of course he's our friends his next

movie was my idea until I ran into the

middle of this whatever it is you can't

make a movie about trains with a bunch

of apps for about trains no actors no

stingers no - is just train just train

but people want reality but they fight

today they but real which is why I will

not film here you have made my big

decision easy I will sh**t my film in

anyway

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how'd it go it looked great in my camera

I could only get part of the action so

much was going on it was a total

disaster

you shouldn't it took courage to get out

there and act you should be proud of

yourself

it's just that your fantasies ran too

far ahead of you I'm home he's sorry

that I got so distracted with the movie

business that I forgot all about my

railroad work but just think if you were

trained you'll all be movie stars now

the real tease is if you just been

yourselves Barry Prince would have put

you in this movie you'd have been his

stars instead you're my star and am I

glad because his movie won't be half as

good as mine where I figure you all as

real people and as the characters you

played Stacey

would you mind on rolling that shade

behind you ever since I read about

Stewart little getting snapped up in a

window shade rolled-up things really

scare me Oh everyone's in my movie

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producer director

Oh a little white madness

how to present a little white madness

sorry sorry everyone

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response people go where they run before

the words reach both starring

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waiting there no party

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