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03x22 - Mr. Conductor's Big Sleepwalk

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Shining Time Station". Aired: January 29, 1989 – November 20, 1995.*
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A local named Horace Schemer, simply referred to as Schemer, runs the station's arcade and serves as the series' comic relief.

03x22 - Mr. Conductor's Big Sleepwalk

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come on you guys we have to get these

salt shakers filled for the dining car

in the Midnight Express you heard

Stacy so as long as I keep the Big

Dipper to my right I won't get

lost Mr

Conductor why are you dressed like that

are you going to a costume party costume

this is my uniform I have a new job you

see I'm a member of the Sandman sleepy

time volunteers and tonight I'm helping

Mr Sandman you

are exciting isn't it I'll be traveling

at blink speed now let's see I have my

map of the Indian Valley snore Zone this

is my area now where did I put the oh oh

here it is must lose the Sleepy sand

sleepy sand well it's not real sand like

you'd find in a beach it's really just

dried tears with a pinch of magic mixed

in you don't use to much just a smidgen

or is it a dash but what would happen if

you didn't put the Sleepy sand in

people's eyes yeah if we didn't use the

Sleepy sand oh I don't even want to

think about that you mean we wouldn't go

to sleep I'm afraid not good sleeping is

a waste of time time is never wasted

when you sleep speaking of time I must

set off at exactly five wins before

drowsy time timing is everything a

lesson that Thomas and B birie learned

the hard way I have just enough time to

tell you about

it the engines were finding life

difficult workmen were mending the

viaduct on the main

line The Arches needed strengthening so

toam hat did not want to close the

railway while the work was done and so

repairs took a long

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time

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the engines had to take great care when

crossing the viaduct and the delay often

made them late on their Journey to the

junction where they knew Thomas would be

ready to collect his

passengers

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Thomas grew Crosser and Crosser time's

time he grumbled why should I keep my

passengers waiting while Henry and James

dawle about all day on

bodu don't blame me snorted Henry if we

hurried across the viaduct it might

collapse and then then you'd have no

passengers at all what would you do

then run my train on time for one thing

retorted Thomas he hurried away before

Henry could

answer birdie was impatient too he was

time to arrive just after Thomas his

passengers found that instead of going

straight from the bus to their train

they were kept waiting till Thomas

arrived soon birdie grew cross with

Thomas late again he remarked Thomas

panted wearily

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in we may be friends but I thought you

could go fast Thomas it's time we had

another race I reckon I could beat you

now Thomas let off steam loudly rubbish

he hissed fiercely it's those Main Line

engines that they dither about on the

viaduct and they blame sir toam Hat's

workmen it's just an excuse for laziness

if you ask

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me one day James was later than ever at

the junction I'm sorry Thomas he poed I

was held up at the station and the

viaduct made it

worse it's lucky for you I'm a

guaranteed connection rumbled Thomas

before James could answer he popped

importantly

away come along come along he patted to

the coaches Annie and clarabel did their

best but Thomas soon found that he

couldn't save much

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time suddenly Thomas saw birdie ahead

his radiator was steaming what's the

matter asked Thomas you should be at the

station by now you're

late I feel Dreadful moaned birdie all

upset inside and driver says he can't

make me

better thank goodness you're late too

can you take my passengers please

they'll never get home

otherwise of course agreed Thomas he now

felt sorry for birdie and promised to

get help at the next

station Thomas said off again already he

felt much more cheerful and Bird's

passengers traveling in Annie and clarel

all reached home

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safely when birdie was better he came to

thank Thomas I'm sorry I teased you

about being

late that's all right replied Thomas I'm

glad I could help there are times when

being late isn't such a bad thing after

all with the last cheerful greeting the

two friends went back to work

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of course there are worse things than

being late and if I were ever late I'd

hope my friends would help me like

Thomas helped birdie oh nodding hour is

over in just a few wins I want to make

sure I've got everything uniform check

map check sleepy sand M better double

check chcken

are you all

right Mr Conductor watch out was it a

feather or was it the weather that made

me

sneeze oh my

knees his eyes are full of sleeping sand

oh Mr Conductor don't go to

sleep I love to

sleep without counting

sheep oh no Mr conductor's walking and

talking in his sleep car let's follow

him so he doesn't hurt himself yeah then

you better hide the Sleepy sand and

finish filling the salt shakers

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right

Where Can You Go Without Steve

I thought Thomas of all the engines

before never mix Colwood cream you're

huffing and puffing will all come to

nothing and where can you go without

Steve oh no he's going to follow I

follow the tracks they headed west to

tilt I cried West is best over hill over

Dale I chucked away with the Evening

Mail who's we my whistle blew the cars I

pulled we're chugging to chug chug Huff

puff I rolled all night until dawn and

when I stopped parity on I on the yarn

and the dawn was terrible don't anybody

move and alternate go on the floor and

it's mine because I saw it first I know

what running somewhere where are you

going to go to come on to come oh where

oh where is my little it will be

we're working see always what's melon

ever on your somewhere like a solid d*ck

around here smells like five senses

smells like is covered all the parts

welcome home my little nickel friends

and it looks like it's your lucky day

suppose unless you do

I'm gonna do wavy something special

don't know about you Rex but I'm ready

to play something nice nice and slow

Nice and Slow

nice and fast all right now who's fault

fast nice who's fault sooo nice guys I

just got the right perfect song

beautiful dream

Oh

Oh

we beautiful three

Oh

No

we know

you

the wrong

ring

Beautiful Dream

little Charles don't over its be enough

come along Charles you have and not pets

come along I said everything in order

for the Midnight Express miss Downes yes

mr. king the mail bags were on the

platform and the food will be here

shortly but I hope it's very shortly

Miss Jones it means not express can't

wait you know timing is everything the

foods not here then the passengers don't

get breakfast and that will be the first

and the last time that the Midnight

Express ever stops at any time station

oh yes we're ready for that Midnight

Express excellent excellent now let's

see where's my next appointment chickens

in the coop it's time to sleep a lot of

you snore I don't want to pee he could

be

clearly clack cause the sound of the

whistle whistle what's this about a

whistle whistle aah so I said this'll

this'll well I mean this will what um

this will be a good night to stay up

late yeah Oh women and children first

first what's first what's going on here

oh the first things first I always say

why why why what miss bikini why do you

always say first things first oh she

doesn't always say that Davey but she

just said it oh why why did you say

first things first no I mean why not how

much Mizuki the quick red engine rolled

across the trestle big enjoy

how many times and I told them on the

Island of Sodor fix those hold someone's

liable to fall into them something

strange is going on around here I don't

know what it is but I think I'd better

have the drinking water analyzed excuse

me mr. king but didn't you say you had

an appointment to go to an appointment

oh yes oh good grief it's five o'clock

I've got other stations it Oh tickets

please tickets please next stop farmer

down tickets yeah I just heard a voice

very familiar voice oh well never mind

just make sure that the Midnight Express

is taken care of oh yes sir don't worry

we're ready

lat form outside here love mr. conductor

anywhere I know I love all over the

station he's not in here either hope he

wakes up before anything bad happens to

him but Stacy what are we gonna do it's

almost our bedtime it has to go home I

know but I called all your parents and

they said you can stay up late tonight

in fact is I'm going to need you here to

help you keep an eye out for mr.

conductor it was very interesting all

your parents were wide awake at that

they said their neighbors were wide

awake too please mr. conducts gonna be

in trouble yeah who's in trouble what oh

we are going to be in trouble if we

don't finish filling those salt shakers

yeah come on you guys let's go oh the

food's all organized and out that

surround the black fog everything

yourself are you doing Joey no I've

never been ready or not nervous my old

room more like excited what is special

about the Midnight Express well now I'm

glad you asked nope long time go there

is it boy yeah nom I told you I used to

lay out on the grass hot summer night

waiting for that the sound of that

Midnight Express

Julie the Whistler wait for I'll tell

you there's just something about that

sound middle of the night

it's like almost like an old friend

saying hello I mean sometimes I'd fall

asleep up always woke up to that sound I

guess that's why I became an engineer

and sort of followed that night train

yeah the greatest night train of all of

course in the Midnight Express I was

just just something about riding an

engine into the sunrise you see the

first light day across town

and I wager that there isn't one railway

person alive wouldn't wake up for the

sound of that Midnight Express go over

to that

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I can't

sleep I tried everything I tried

drinking a hot bath and then I took a

warm milk nothing and my mommy tried

singing me some lullab but that was no

good either because she had to Stu cuz

she couldn't sleep cuz she got too

cranky

oh well listen you're not the only one

schem or everyone in the Indian Valley

is awake so why don't why don't you come

over here with your Piggy and your uh

blankie with your blankie and and and

try try counting nickels or

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something Stacy can forget about count

Nichols I already tried it I still can't

sleep no if I don't get my beauty sleep

I'll scream if you don't get your beauty

sleep I'll scream well that's better

than listening to your singing hey

that's no way to talk to T

that goes for you too hey hey hey I'm

tired of this bickering and I'm just

Clum tired of

being uh-oh I can't remember which one

of the salt chers I put the sleepy

standand in how's it

going Stacy what will happen if we're

never able to sleep again never able to

sleep again that would be horrible could

you imagine if everyone was as grumpy a

schemer

don't worry I never get grumpy you do

too come on I do

not yes I mean listen listen being

grumpy is only part of it if we didn't

sleep we would never dream what's so

great about dreams oh we need our dreams

can you imagine how boring it would be

to sleep if we didn't have our dreams

and dreams are wonderful well they take

us to places that we've never seen

before and and we can do things that we

would never imagined we could do when we

were awake well I think it would be a

very sad place if we didn't have our

dreams oh you poor little sleepy head

I'm sorry to keep you awake so late he

I'll tell you what there's a new song in

the picture machine why don't you go and

listen to it go

ahead

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there's a midnight train on it

dream and it has a dream just waiting

there to

you just close your eyes and hear the

whistle

blowing let the midnight train make all

you dream dream come

true

dream

dream the conductor of this train is the

stand and to you

his and all that ride his midnight found

for

Dreamland never ever want to say

goodbye

dream

dream there's a midnight train on it way

to

dream and it has a dream just waiting

there for

you it's a wish and a promise never

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broken let the midnight train make all

your dreams come

true

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dream hey kids kids come over here and

get something to eat there's plenty

here all right these french fries are

mine this hamburger is mine I believe

uher pass me to Sol I will as soon as I

use it Billy Ste away hey what your own

turn Mister huh your kids nowaday are so

self-centered never heard of sharing or

waiting or anything

like oh no it's the Sleepy

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sand

not Stacy not now I got to go to

sleep I got to go to sleep I got to C

some nickels I got to go to sleep I got

to go take my blankie I got to night

Mommy and sty don't you fall asleep too

oh sleep sleep oh oh am I tired all of a

sudden oh I think I'll I'll just light

down don't forget to turn off the lights

good night honey oh look at the time the

Midnight Express will be here any minute

oh I wish I was big enough to drive the

an

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gym what's going on here my entire staff

asleep what is it inan valali a I should

have come earlier maybe then I could

have slept but they're just resting Mr

King resting my rails they're

asleep wake up m Joe Mr two FEA

I order you to wake up Mr C why don't

you just relax maybe then you'll fall

asleep no bur Mr

King oh well actually I am a little

hungry oh thanks don't mind I

do of course normally I don't eat this

type of Nonet food especially at

midnight but then this isn't

a normal

midnight

I'm I'm very sleepy all of a

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sudden uh close the windows

please I don't want any train

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whistles breake me

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up look it's Mr Conductor it took Thomas

a day to back out of the snow but as we

all know through the snow it is

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slow it's Mr Conductor but look at the

time Midnight Express will be here in 1

minute Mr Conductor wake up please Mr

Conductor it's no use he can't hear

us

the

whistle no it's the Midnight Express no

I mean the whistle remember what Billy

said the railroad people will always

wake up to the sound of the whistle if

Mr Conductor could hear the whistle it

will wake him

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up ah that sound I wouldn't miss a for

the world uh-oh it's the Midnight

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Express and now some sleep for the

Indian

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Valley oh wow what at that exciting the

midnight bre oh you guys must be be come

on I'll take you home when you'll get

some real sleep

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come

you know you really can't expect to run

a successful business dress like that Mr

JB King Esquire exalted head I was

uh hey you got your pajamas on

too oh so I do I uh I guess I wanted to

see the Midnight Express as much as you

did think I

did what do you say we stay awake all

night and watch the dawn come up huh I

know what an allight Diner with a

magnificent view of the valley there's

nothing like that first Rosy Glow of

dawn on the horizon hey as long as

you're paying for the coffee big

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guy