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come on you guys we have to get these
salt shakers filled for the dining car
in the Midnight Express you heard
Stacy so as long as I keep the Big
Dipper to my right I won't get
lost Mr
Conductor why are you dressed like that
are you going to a costume party costume
this is my uniform I have a new job you
see I'm a member of the Sandman sleepy
time volunteers and tonight I'm helping
Mr Sandman you
are exciting isn't it I'll be traveling
at blink speed now let's see I have my
map of the Indian Valley snore Zone this
is my area now where did I put the oh oh
here it is must lose the Sleepy sand
sleepy sand well it's not real sand like
you'd find in a beach it's really just
dried tears with a pinch of magic mixed
in you don't use to much just a smidgen
or is it a dash but what would happen if
you didn't put the Sleepy sand in
people's eyes yeah if we didn't use the
Sleepy sand oh I don't even want to
think about that you mean we wouldn't go
to sleep I'm afraid not good sleeping is
a waste of time time is never wasted
when you sleep speaking of time I must
set off at exactly five wins before
drowsy time timing is everything a
lesson that Thomas and B birie learned
the hard way I have just enough time to
tell you about
it the engines were finding life
difficult workmen were mending the
viaduct on the main
line The Arches needed strengthening so
toam hat did not want to close the
railway while the work was done and so
repairs took a long
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time
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the engines had to take great care when
crossing the viaduct and the delay often
made them late on their Journey to the
junction where they knew Thomas would be
ready to collect his
passengers
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Thomas grew Crosser and Crosser time's
time he grumbled why should I keep my
passengers waiting while Henry and James
dawle about all day on
bodu don't blame me snorted Henry if we
hurried across the viaduct it might
collapse and then then you'd have no
passengers at all what would you do
then run my train on time for one thing
retorted Thomas he hurried away before
Henry could
answer birdie was impatient too he was
time to arrive just after Thomas his
passengers found that instead of going
straight from the bus to their train
they were kept waiting till Thomas
arrived soon birdie grew cross with
Thomas late again he remarked Thomas
panted wearily
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in we may be friends but I thought you
could go fast Thomas it's time we had
another race I reckon I could beat you
now Thomas let off steam loudly rubbish
he hissed fiercely it's those Main Line
engines that they dither about on the
viaduct and they blame sir toam Hat's
workmen it's just an excuse for laziness
if you ask
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me one day James was later than ever at
the junction I'm sorry Thomas he poed I
was held up at the station and the
viaduct made it
worse it's lucky for you I'm a
guaranteed connection rumbled Thomas
before James could answer he popped
importantly
away come along come along he patted to
the coaches Annie and clarabel did their
best but Thomas soon found that he
couldn't save much
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time suddenly Thomas saw birdie ahead
his radiator was steaming what's the
matter asked Thomas you should be at the
station by now you're
late I feel Dreadful moaned birdie all
upset inside and driver says he can't
make me
better thank goodness you're late too
can you take my passengers please
they'll never get home
otherwise of course agreed Thomas he now
felt sorry for birdie and promised to
get help at the next
station Thomas said off again already he
felt much more cheerful and Bird's
passengers traveling in Annie and clarel
all reached home
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safely when birdie was better he came to
thank Thomas I'm sorry I teased you
about being
late that's all right replied Thomas I'm
glad I could help there are times when
being late isn't such a bad thing after
all with the last cheerful greeting the
two friends went back to work
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of course there are worse things than
being late and if I were ever late I'd
hope my friends would help me like
Thomas helped birdie oh nodding hour is
over in just a few wins I want to make
sure I've got everything uniform check
map check sleepy sand M better double
check chcken
are you all
right Mr Conductor watch out was it a
feather or was it the weather that made
me
sneeze oh my
knees his eyes are full of sleeping sand
oh Mr Conductor don't go to
sleep I love to
sleep without counting
sheep oh no Mr conductor's walking and
talking in his sleep car let's follow
him so he doesn't hurt himself yeah then
you better hide the Sleepy sand and
finish filling the salt shakers
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right
Where Can You Go Without Steve
I thought Thomas of all the engines
before never mix Colwood cream you're
huffing and puffing will all come to
nothing and where can you go without
Steve oh no he's going to follow I
follow the tracks they headed west to
tilt I cried West is best over hill over
Dale I chucked away with the Evening
Mail who's we my whistle blew the cars I
pulled we're chugging to chug chug Huff
puff I rolled all night until dawn and
when I stopped parity on I on the yarn
and the dawn was terrible don't anybody
move and alternate go on the floor and
it's mine because I saw it first I know
what running somewhere where are you
going to go to come on to come oh where
oh where is my little it will be
we're working see always what's melon
ever on your somewhere like a solid d*ck
around here smells like five senses
smells like is covered all the parts
welcome home my little nickel friends
and it looks like it's your lucky day
suppose unless you do
I'm gonna do wavy something special
don't know about you Rex but I'm ready
to play something nice nice and slow
Nice and Slow
nice and fast all right now who's fault
fast nice who's fault sooo nice guys I
just got the right perfect song
beautiful dream
Oh
Oh
we beautiful three
Oh
No
we know
you
the wrong
ring
Beautiful Dream
little Charles don't over its be enough
come along Charles you have and not pets
come along I said everything in order
for the Midnight Express miss Downes yes
mr. king the mail bags were on the
platform and the food will be here
shortly but I hope it's very shortly
Miss Jones it means not express can't
wait you know timing is everything the
foods not here then the passengers don't
get breakfast and that will be the first
and the last time that the Midnight
Express ever stops at any time station
oh yes we're ready for that Midnight
Express excellent excellent now let's
see where's my next appointment chickens
in the coop it's time to sleep a lot of
you snore I don't want to pee he could
be
clearly clack cause the sound of the
whistle whistle what's this about a
whistle whistle aah so I said this'll
this'll well I mean this will what um
this will be a good night to stay up
late yeah Oh women and children first
first what's first what's going on here
oh the first things first I always say
why why why what miss bikini why do you
always say first things first oh she
doesn't always say that Davey but she
just said it oh why why did you say
first things first no I mean why not how
much Mizuki the quick red engine rolled
across the trestle big enjoy
how many times and I told them on the
Island of Sodor fix those hold someone's
liable to fall into them something
strange is going on around here I don't
know what it is but I think I'd better
have the drinking water analyzed excuse
me mr. king but didn't you say you had
an appointment to go to an appointment
oh yes oh good grief it's five o'clock
I've got other stations it Oh tickets
please tickets please next stop farmer
down tickets yeah I just heard a voice
very familiar voice oh well never mind
just make sure that the Midnight Express
is taken care of oh yes sir don't worry
we're ready
lat form outside here love mr. conductor
anywhere I know I love all over the
station he's not in here either hope he
wakes up before anything bad happens to
him but Stacy what are we gonna do it's
almost our bedtime it has to go home I
know but I called all your parents and
they said you can stay up late tonight
in fact is I'm going to need you here to
help you keep an eye out for mr.
conductor it was very interesting all
your parents were wide awake at that
they said their neighbors were wide
awake too please mr. conducts gonna be
in trouble yeah who's in trouble what oh
we are going to be in trouble if we
don't finish filling those salt shakers
yeah come on you guys let's go oh the
food's all organized and out that
surround the black fog everything
yourself are you doing Joey no I've
never been ready or not nervous my old
room more like excited what is special
about the Midnight Express well now I'm
glad you asked nope long time go there
is it boy yeah nom I told you I used to
lay out on the grass hot summer night
waiting for that the sound of that
Midnight Express
Julie the Whistler wait for I'll tell
you there's just something about that
sound middle of the night
it's like almost like an old friend
saying hello I mean sometimes I'd fall
asleep up always woke up to that sound I
guess that's why I became an engineer
and sort of followed that night train
yeah the greatest night train of all of
course in the Midnight Express I was
just just something about riding an
engine into the sunrise you see the
first light day across town
and I wager that there isn't one railway
person alive wouldn't wake up for the
sound of that Midnight Express go over
to that
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I can't
sleep I tried everything I tried
drinking a hot bath and then I took a
warm milk nothing and my mommy tried
singing me some lullab but that was no
good either because she had to Stu cuz
she couldn't sleep cuz she got too
cranky
oh well listen you're not the only one
schem or everyone in the Indian Valley
is awake so why don't why don't you come
over here with your Piggy and your uh
blankie with your blankie and and and
try try counting nickels or
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something Stacy can forget about count
Nichols I already tried it I still can't
sleep no if I don't get my beauty sleep
I'll scream if you don't get your beauty
sleep I'll scream well that's better
than listening to your singing hey
that's no way to talk to T
that goes for you too hey hey hey I'm
tired of this bickering and I'm just
Clum tired of
being uh-oh I can't remember which one
of the salt chers I put the sleepy
standand in how's it
going Stacy what will happen if we're
never able to sleep again never able to
sleep again that would be horrible could
you imagine if everyone was as grumpy a
schemer
don't worry I never get grumpy you do
too come on I do
not yes I mean listen listen being
grumpy is only part of it if we didn't
sleep we would never dream what's so
great about dreams oh we need our dreams
can you imagine how boring it would be
to sleep if we didn't have our dreams
and dreams are wonderful well they take
us to places that we've never seen
before and and we can do things that we
would never imagined we could do when we
were awake well I think it would be a
very sad place if we didn't have our
dreams oh you poor little sleepy head
I'm sorry to keep you awake so late he
I'll tell you what there's a new song in
the picture machine why don't you go and
listen to it go
ahead
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there's a midnight train on it
dream and it has a dream just waiting
there to
you just close your eyes and hear the
whistle
blowing let the midnight train make all
you dream dream come
true
dream
dream the conductor of this train is the
stand and to you
his and all that ride his midnight found
for
Dreamland never ever want to say
goodbye
dream
dream there's a midnight train on it way
to
dream and it has a dream just waiting
there for
you it's a wish and a promise never
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broken let the midnight train make all
your dreams come
true
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dream hey kids kids come over here and
get something to eat there's plenty
here all right these french fries are
mine this hamburger is mine I believe
uher pass me to Sol I will as soon as I
use it Billy Ste away hey what your own
turn Mister huh your kids nowaday are so
self-centered never heard of sharing or
waiting or anything
like oh no it's the Sleepy
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sand
not Stacy not now I got to go to
sleep I got to go to sleep I got to C
some nickels I got to go to sleep I got
to go take my blankie I got to night
Mommy and sty don't you fall asleep too
oh sleep sleep oh oh am I tired all of a
sudden oh I think I'll I'll just light
down don't forget to turn off the lights
good night honey oh look at the time the
Midnight Express will be here any minute
oh I wish I was big enough to drive the
an
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gym what's going on here my entire staff
asleep what is it inan valali a I should
have come earlier maybe then I could
have slept but they're just resting Mr
King resting my rails they're
asleep wake up m Joe Mr two FEA
I order you to wake up Mr C why don't
you just relax maybe then you'll fall
asleep no bur Mr
King oh well actually I am a little
hungry oh thanks don't mind I
do of course normally I don't eat this
type of Nonet food especially at
midnight but then this isn't
a normal
midnight
I'm I'm very sleepy all of a
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sudden uh close the windows
please I don't want any train
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whistles breake me
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up look it's Mr Conductor it took Thomas
a day to back out of the snow but as we
all know through the snow it is
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slow it's Mr Conductor but look at the
time Midnight Express will be here in 1
minute Mr Conductor wake up please Mr
Conductor it's no use he can't hear
us
the
whistle no it's the Midnight Express no
I mean the whistle remember what Billy
said the railroad people will always
wake up to the sound of the whistle if
Mr Conductor could hear the whistle it
will wake him
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up ah that sound I wouldn't miss a for
the world uh-oh it's the Midnight
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Express and now some sleep for the
Indian
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Valley oh wow what at that exciting the
midnight bre oh you guys must be be come
on I'll take you home when you'll get
some real sleep
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come
you know you really can't expect to run
a successful business dress like that Mr
JB King Esquire exalted head I was
uh hey you got your pajamas on
too oh so I do I uh I guess I wanted to
see the Midnight Express as much as you
did think I
did what do you say we stay awake all
night and watch the dawn come up huh I
know what an allight Diner with a
magnificent view of the valley there's
nothing like that first Rosy Glow of
dawn on the horizon hey as long as
you're paying for the coffee big
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guy
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03x22 - Mr. Conductor's Big Sleepwalk
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A local named Horace Schemer, simply referred to as Schemer, runs the station's arcade and serves as the series' comic relief.
A local named Horace Schemer, simply referred to as Schemer, runs the station's arcade and serves as the series' comic relief.