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04x10 - Weirdo for the Prosecution

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Muppet Babies". Aired: September 15, 1984 – November 2, 1991.*
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Series stars Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Scooter, Skeeter, Rowlf the Dog, and Gonzo as the main characters in their baby counterparts.

04x10 - Weirdo for the Prosecution

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happy babies

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I

love great jokes

I've got my computer

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yeah

is everything all right in here

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foreign

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remember

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you go

hey guys

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two kids

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what was that come on I think the noise

came from in here

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I wonder who broke it yeah I wonder

now that was accelerated

what was that noise I

thank you

Josh I did yeah and then he put it in

the trash I did yes but we found it you

did it and you've broken into a million

pieces no I didn't

um you didn't no then who did break the

cookie jar

I don't know geek ancho are you sure

that you didn't do it because maybe you

did do it but then forgot that you did

it and thought that you didn't do it

because something there

or not I still didn't do it yes you guys

if Gonzo said he didn't do it then he

didn't do it but we better find out who

did oh check out that kitchen I'll look

over here

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it was a Tuesday the big hand was on the

11th and the little hand was on the

street my partner and I were in the

middle of a hot game of tiddlywinks when

the phone rang yup look

this is Friday no Friday I know it's

Tuesday but

what is it Kermit I think our pizza's

ready oh what did you say I know we'll

look into it right away

no what is it at 3 37 let's roll okay

Friday not Friday today bro right Friday

let's roll

your I knew that the infamous cookie man

of stress had just been released

we checked him out first look in there

he had opened his own store he called it

famous

it's fuzzy the cookie man of Alcatraz

I'm

on Tuesday

forget it Rolf listen femi did you break

Nanny's cookie jar me no I'm innocent I

tell you I'm innocent and where'd you

get all the chocolate chips for your

cookies

oh oh right here

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sooner sorry okay famous where were you

when the cookie jar broke I was with him

is that true uh-huh

and I was with him is that right famous

uh-huh do either of you know anything

about this cookie jar getting broken

well I think Gonzo did it does that help

we're afraid not we're only interested

in one thing what's that just the facts

man oh and just one more thing what's

that keep your noses cool huh

we're not getting anywhere yeah I know I

wonder how Skeeter's doing okay

okay

let's look for some Clues

while I look around

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a real

those baby chickens so it was gone so

after all I better tell the others come

on animals

foreign

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we'd like to believe you but all the

evidence keeps pointing to you

sounds to me like we should have a trial

I saw it on TV a trial takes place in a

courtroom and there's a judge and when

the judge comes in everybody has to

stand up judge hopner

okay

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um okay you can all sit down

and now we'll run

uh now

Earth what do we do now scooter I think

we need two lawyers one guy who thinks

Gonzo did it all right Skeeter since you

found Camilla you should be that guy oh

thinks he didn't do it okay uh who wants

to be the guy who defends gunzone

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do you think that's a good idea

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let's begin

I would like to call my first witness

for insurance

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keep all around

shut down

welcome

could you please State your full name

for the court huh Skeeter we all know

ganjo's name oh okay skip that isn't it

true Godzilla that you broke Nanny's

cookie jar

true that you once stole one of Piggy's

cupcakes from her secret stash well yes

but what and isn't it true that you are

nothing but a low down

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oh hey hey nothing personal Gonzo who

was once the leader of

being of all time

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all right girls here's the plan in

recently one hour and three minutes we

will enter the first national cookie bag

rig you want Leghorn here

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okay everyone

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thank you

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that's the way the cookie jar crumbles

peanut butter crunches are my favorite

too okay

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yeah

don't k*ll me it's it's

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okay you

second Camila it looks like the end

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and so with full knowledge of what you

were doing you broke a pretty business

cookie jar and stole all the cookies I

did are you kidding there's guilt

written all over your face there is

gee Skeeter you're being kind of hard on

him aren't you huh oh yeah sorry guys

though nothing personal don't mention it

you're with yes

yes questions Gonzo ah

there are a few things I wanna clear up

here

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um I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you

to stop picking on yourself

thank you for your honor sheesh do you

understand any of this

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could you and Skeeter please approach

the bench yeah sure I know

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sir I'm Gonzo I don't think it's going

too well for you oh really

I no I don't think so Gonzo as a matter

of fact I think it would take the

greatest lawyer in the world to get you

off now

never lost

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with charm and beauty

spin more helpless

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thank you Ralph no problem may I speak

to my client for a moment you're honest

um

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yeah come here please sure piggy Bobby

a wetness a witness you know someone saw

the cookie drop right

um how do I do that how should I know do

I have to think about

that we've got to do it okay okay

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would you like to call your first

witness yes k*ll me I mean your honor

please take this gear

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not you animals

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I mean your honors now scooter would you

please describe in your own words for

the court your good sweet dear friend

Gonzo huh oh well he's kinda good well

sweet well here oh

tell them what to say

um I think Skeeter's right piggy well I

was just offering some suggestions your

honest

uh no scooter please tell us in your own

words what do you think are Gonzo

yeah

remember animal had climbed to the top

of the sea cage

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yeah animal must have been five feet

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yeah then what

Apple happens

you did certainly just listen to the

music silly

oh yeah

what was it again

it's starting to

32 huh

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what a good sweet Brave here's just a

big fat shocking scooter huh who does

that fire truck belong to oh gee I guess

it's kermits oh the g*ns are asked to

use it well no

right back please

don't you not

I wonder what happened to Fozzie a

witness where are you gosh I can't find

a witness anywhere what is it witness

anyway oh wow witness yeah witness gee

maybe there's one down here witness you

who are you in here Witness

there

is that your witness you might as well

talk we'll get it out of you one way or

another what are you trying to hide who

are you protecting me

I don't think the witness is gonna talk

you're cute I think she's chicken is

there anyone else you wanted to question

piggy well

okay

um I guess it's time to decide

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wide world in the nursery too wait a

minute sorry Grandma nothing is personal

oh sure don't mention it

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give him another chance please

thank you

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that was great piggy

um now what do we do scooter well now

you have to decide if Gonzo's innocent

or guilty

me uh-huh sorry well

um let's see uh Skeeter did find Camilla

by the Broken cookie jar yes and ganzo's

the only one without an alibi yes so I

think Gonzo is

um is

um

I think Angel's innocent

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what I mean no one really saw who broke

the cookie jar and if granjo says he's

innocent we should believe him that's

all

good job piggy why thank you you didn't

do too bad yourself Skeeter thanks and

congratulations to you too Gonzo I'm

scared but I know you'd matter of where

oh nothing personal though sure don't

mention it

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I found a witness you're too late

ah gee don't you want to meet my witness

anyway who is it Fergie

kid

Ney isn't she a great witness and she

knows who broke the cookie jar too

right Mommy that's right Fozzy it was me

huh oh no

framed by myself

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well Skeeter I had just washed her

uh-huh and I guess I dropped her there

when the cookie jar fell I'm sorry Gonzo

Mommy

I guess we never really believed Garza

did it anyway well I found her all

cookie jar in the basement and I just

filled it with some brand new cookies

who wants them

hey Piggy thanks for defending me I

never know you cared so much how can I

ever repay you well you can start by

paying your bills huh what what I am

here

thank you

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you're making my closing statement on

behalf of my client me I hope you the

jury will consider my innocence and

enter the proper verdict on miss sweet

good and dear weirdo me so what's

the verdict what

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