04x11 - Muppet Island

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I love great jokes

I've got my computer

piano

piano

is everything all right in here

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hi kids it's nap time

it's like time

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oh boy I hope it's bologna macaroni

sandwiches sorry fuzzy it's just peanut

butter and jelly today

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no anchovies animal that wasn't very

nice raw me sorry Nanny Kermit I'm as

hungry as a bear

fuzzy you are a beer ow I know that

don't worry kids I'll make some more

sandwiches

no more jelly

oh don't worry there's another jar in

the kitchen will one of you go and get

it for me

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two three

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I got it

nanny told me to get it Kermit

she told me

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but now you Wanna Give It To Me

come on you guys let's do it together

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did what

oh my goodness what an awful mess well

look we got the jelly Nanny I'll say you

got it all over the rug

oh no gosh oh well

well I wanted to get the Jelly oh gee

nanny I thought you asked me to get it

for you it doesn't matter who did it

this is what happens when you don't work

together

I'll have to shampoo the carpet right

away to get that stain out all of you

kids will just have to stay in the

nursery until it's dry okay Lonnie

nice going you guys we didn't mean to do

it that's right gosh if we can't go out

the nanny can't come in I guess we're

really sort of on our own

it's kind of like being on a deserted

island oh yummy what a great idea

hey where are we we're on a deserted

island silly see there's brownies

cookies

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favorite desserts are here

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um this isn't exactly what I had in mind

when I said a deserted island Piggy

what I meant was an island that's

deserted you know with no people on it

oh I get it like that show we watch on

TV

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American's Island okay

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how are we ever going to get off this

island

why would we want to get off we just got

here because

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or maybe we can fix the boat if we all

work together PE

expect a beautiful movie star like more

to work Wow Let's Get it

um well how about YouTube not us we're

too busy counting our money right

Skeeter you said it

don't look at me I'm already working on

my weirdest experiment ever I better go

change my clothes before I do any work

shree what do we do now Bergen well I

could tell a joke huh okay what kind of

food do you eat at the beach give up

sandwiches get it Beach sandwiches wow

and sometimes a tomato

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excuse me

but I'm trying to get a suntan what are

you doing

well at the moment hi I'm trying to

always stand up

wow well could you stand up over there

you're blocking my son sure no problem

thank you

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well okay

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what do you think you're doing

we're building a hotel here yep

looks great now you want to move what

okay scooter

thank you

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this is great my latest invention will

chase the world

run invention is that Professor Gonzo

animal sucks

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this one wow

gosh once we open this new hotel we'll

have enough money to fill up two piggy

banks oh boy I can hardly wait

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this is horrible

what are you talking about you can be

the first ones to taste my edible socks

huh just look what you did to our hotel

huh

these socks still taste like feet well

sorry guys come on fussy there must be

something around here to make these

taste better I know how about pickle

juice in a whoopee cushion

I already tried that come on okay

hey look I found a coin maybe there's

buried treasure on this island really

uh-huh I'll get my metal detector okay

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hey wait

yep oh great I guess I gotta go change

my clothes again okay

um sorry Rose

what am I gonna do now

I can't fix a boat oh

oh

finding myself all alone on a deserted

island I'm Ferguson Cruiser built myself

a pretty neat little house don't you

think

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second floor please

second floor second floor

q a long hard day at the beach sure can

make the frogs

thank you

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unbelievable

chocolate coconut milk

it gee I wonder what's on TV

nope

nope hey oh boy nothing but reruns

males here males here oh boy

I hope it's my new issue of froggy life

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I wonder why I keep getting his mail

gosh I sure wish I had someone to play

with

footprints all right I wonder who these

strange Footprints belong to

and so I followed the footprints until

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wanna buy some pictures a t-shirt how

about a sand crab

um no thanks okay how about a guided

tour I know this island like the back of

my paw oh okay you can be my man Friday

sorry I'm busy on Friday how about

Wednesday

what do you want to see first

um gee I don't know how about a

waterfall no problem follow me

um okay

watch out for this

Ranch thanks Wednesday anytime say you

want to hear a joke progenson uh not

really

um okay here goes what kind of trees

have hands give up palm trees waka waka

pretty funny huh

wow

Wednesday maybe you better stick to

being a tour guide gee I don't think I

can wait till Wednesday

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and so after walking all day in the hot

jungle I was ready to give up but not my

faithful guy he turned to me and said

what were we looking for again A

Waterfall oh yeah it's right over there

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what that isn't it

are you sure you know where you're going

Wednesday uh no I'm not even sure what

I'm doing on Wednesday oh boy

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um I mean who's playing those drums

beats me

drowned Beats and Waka Waka

um you think we could go home now

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I didn't think we needed a bath fuzzy

they're having us for dinner oh boy I

wonder what's on the menu it uh looks

like frog and bear stood in me damn

sounds tasty huh

things look pretty bad for Parkinson

Russo and his faithful bear Wednesday

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oh wait a minute piggy you weren't in

this story I don't know

the beautiful princess begged her father

not to have broke and their stew for

dinner finally he agreed on one

condition that grogginson would marry

the princess right away what right away

you want to get out of that pot or what

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can you can I just go with me faster

we're doing the best we can piggy I mean

princess

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it's daytime there aren't any stars out

what

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yeah it's better all right now

until if they love it we are gathered

here too hey skip

party certainly

by the powers vested in me you may now

kiss the pig bride well

um

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that was gross I mean uh-oh plus brand

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k*ll it

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he will save you Princess Peach

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my metal detector

I'm looking for buried treasure

very treasure did you say treasure

uh-huh

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what are you doing I'm looking for

clothes to locate a lost civilizations

on my face well you gotta start

somewhere right wrong needle nose now

why don't you get lost

good idea Piggy

where are we

fishy my sweet is the legendary island

of the Lost weirdo why don't you know it

right it sure is weird yeah great isn't

it oh brother yeah these guys do kind of

look like Gonzo's Brothers ah you can

say that again okay these guys do kind

of look whoa don't push it bunny I

wonder who made these things anyway

that's the

nobody knows no no one's been on this

island for a thousand years till we got

here you'd be Skippy Eureka I found it

huh

I

found a treasure

why are we just standing here

foreign

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ER how are we gonna get this big box

home maybe they can give us a ride

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thank you

all right

what did they want

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we want those cookies

cookies

what are we gonna do

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no way not spell the fork to hold them

off maybe if we disguise ourselves as

coconuts and ukuleles they won't see us

what I didn't say anything come on you

guys we've got to work together it's our

only chance

okay here's my plan Skeeter piggy we

need some Vines quick

Ralph scooter you get some bamboo you

got it yeah

and fuzzy we're gonna need fruit lots of

fruit are we gonna make a salad Aussie

okay okay oh boy

oh I get it we're building a banana boat

exactly it's a catapult yeah that's it

just watch find me hockey dokey ready

ready game fire

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wow those guys don't look too happy

maybe I should tell them a joke uh I

don't think so fuzzy we're in enough

trouble as it is right huh

good idea Piggy

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it looks like this is the end no it's

not look

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here

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thank you

foreign

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what's all the commotion about kid we

just saved our treasure from a bunch of

nasty Pirates and

I mean that's wonderful kids I'm glad

you've learned to cooperate and now that

the rug is dried how would you all like

to help me make dinner

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and I'll make the salad and I'll get the

tomatoes I don't know just the thing for

dessert edible sucks smothered and

chocolate sauce oh yummy yum yums

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all right my first satisfying customer

foreign

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