05x05 - Slipping Beauty

[bunniefuu]

baby baby

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I love great jokes

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is everything all right in here

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please

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I think he's pretending to be some kind

of animal get it animals

sorry give us some more clues animals

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he's obviously a nice little kitty cat

animal I'm

sorry little kitty cat I got it I got it

got a slurpose

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got it it gives it his turn but I guess

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you have to be exactly right Piggy

you can take care of Camilla oh I said

better be good

what's he doing come on

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there's something wrong with my

reception

what's better can we get on with it

it's amazing

nope

gee g*ns are always those nine-legged

blackboards what else could he be

nine-legged blurt bags from not crap

Rock a crap black from my blood with

nine bags of snore black

how about in our flag France

fuzzy you're never gonna get it we give

up

gonzoid

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what you know the rules

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[Applause]

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a ladybug a snowflake butterfly a dump

truck dump truck no talking piggy I know

I know she's a leopard leopard

that's in a leopard Scooter's right

where have you seen a leopard you wanna

be

well there never I guess

but they do have spots what what spots

no spot

oh

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more beautiful with spots you're weird

thank you hi kids what are you why piggy

you don't look well dear you can say

that again Nanny here let me take a

closer look

I'm afraid you might have chicken pox

chicken box no chicken pox it's an

illness like mumps or measles bumps

she's sick kids

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ah come on piggy I'm going to put you in

the guest room

it's important you kids stay away from

piggy because if you don't you could

catch chickenpox too

don't worry Camilla I know you didn't do

it on purpose but you better lay low for

a couple of days till this thing blows

over

what are you doing oh nothing Kermit and

why'd you put Camilla in the sofa

she is are you sure Gonzo why you don't

see him

well no no

gee I hope I don't get stuffed baby

chicken pox do you see any spots

come here kids I need to talk to you

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kids don't get chicken pox from chickens

especially toy chickens they don't

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I told you there was nothing to worry

about

sheesh gee Nanny how long is piggy going

to be sick well Ralph she'll be fine in

about two weeks here let me show you

this is today and this is two weeks from

today

that's our long time nanny I know it's

going to be hard on you kids but just

think of how hard it's going to be on

piggy she won't have anyone to play with

oh my that's piggy now

huh

to me Nanny a chicken pox must make a

voice sound funny oh fuzzy that's not

Piggy's voice it's the bell I gave it to

ring if she needs me

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well of course I can piggy how are you

feeling

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over well don't scratch I'll get some

lotion for you

and how about if I get you something

good to eat too could you I'll be right

back

poor piggy yeah two weeks with no one to

play with she must not be having any fun

I wish there was something we could do

for her maybe I could give her Camilla

ah maybe not hey I know we can surprise

Pinky and make things to keep her busy

you know like games and stuff

great idea let's go

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oh boy Pinky's Really Gonna like this

puzzle let's see I attached this string

yeah

wow great Piggy's gonna love it nice

telephone scooter too bad it's not long

enough to reach biggie it isn't oh maybe

I could find a longer string or better

yet how about the walkie-talkie it

doesn't even need any string

I sure hope this little truck will get

there nothing to worry about

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just testing

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I wonder what they're doing in the

nursery

they probably forgotten all about me

huh what's this

look at all these presents they didn't

forget me let's try the walkie-talkie

okay

oh what a pretty picture

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do you read me is that you scooter I

think I hear her

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Hi how are you we miss you piggy I miss

you too did you get our presents yeah

did you oh yeah

I bet you didn't hear our song yet

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since you've been away we're feeling

kind of rude

we miss you

no one's here

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no sweet little face

volunteer to boss us around

no one's singing with their classical

sounds

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reminds us of you

yeah oh thank you I really miss hearing

your voices

all you want hey I've got an idea maybe

we can tell piggy a story through the

walkie-talkie yeah what do you want to

hear piggy

um well I think I'm stuck in this bed

um how about Sleeping Beauty yeah that

sounds good Chia I hope I can remember

it all we'll help you out

okay

um well

um I think it's

Once Upon a Time

oh yeah all right um

once upon a time there was

um

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yeah and they lived in uh Europe Castle

oh

my own story

now the king and the queen wanted a

bicycle no fuzzy they wanted a baby oh I

knew that and finally they got their

wish

she she doesn't look like either one of

us thank goodness

um the king and my queen were so happy

they invited people from miles around to

see the little finches

I'm Kermit isn't the prince going to

kiss the beautiful baby princess

wow and that's not the way The Story

Goes piggy but kermy I'm sick Piggy we

can't change the story just because

you're sick go on Kermit hi thank you

okay nowhere where was I oh yeah the

king and the queen also invited three

neighboring fairies

I said the three fairies okay okay

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I'm sorry your highness or should I say

you're lonely

oh

thanks I think each of the fairies had a

gift for the little princess one Giver

the gift of music

little princess you will play the harp

better than anyone in the whole world

the harp now that should come in handy

Berry number two gave her the gift of

beauty a little princess you will have

the love

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the pinkest

lip

lip hurts better

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what was that oh and that well that was

just an animal

me bad foreign

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I

know I know

sure one animal I mean the bad fairy

said was that before her fourth birthday

the princess would step on a banana peel

and fall

then she'd be called Sleeping Beauty get

it

ready I don't want to be sleeping beauty

I wanna be sleeping beauty that's what I

said she'll step on a banana peel and

fall asleep forever forever

okay okay forever or until she's kissed

by her true love whichever comes first

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tell the three fairies offered to take

the little princess and keep her safe

from all bananas until her fourth

birthday she rough like a cute

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sorry so where are we going anyway Las

Vegas

that isn't how the story is supposed to

go it isn't

let me take over okay

now

the three fairies took the princess to a

nice little cottage eating the woods hey

where is it

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now that's what I call a nice little

cottage

years past and the three furries were

very careful this

is the three fairies were very carefully

sorry they never let the princess out of

their sight

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maybe I should have given her the gift

of dance instead ah today is her fourth

birthday and she hasn't slipped on a

banana peel yet yeah but she sure has

smash plenty of stuff

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this story is beginning to sound more

like slipping Beauty than Sleeping

Beauty can't we do something about this

harp

ask rules huh well uh sure

the princess doesn't have to schlep I

mean Gary around the harp anymore

because uh fairies were planning a

surprise party for her fourth birthday

and they

send her out to the forest to get rid of

her what I mean it I mean to get rid of

the heart

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well looking for a place to dry off the

princess heard some really cool music

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hey this looks like my kind of place

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something sweet uh-huh

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I've never had a banana split before and

I've never been kissed either

hello you're playing Our Song

are you

hurry what

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catch something

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hey the princess can't kiss Prince

Kerman yet she hasn't slipped on a

banana peel oh so who cares about that

silly banana peel anyway

oh okay

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I'm done

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do you have any banana peels nope not on

me

I'm looking for a banana peel I'm sorry

gee I wonder why the princess isn't back

yet I

know but it gives us some time to watch

TV fuzzy

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anybody else

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don't do it don't do it don't do it huh

what's that noise

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um

finally

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we interrupt this program to bring you a

special announcement a little princess

has slipped on a banana peel she is

currently snoring or sleeping at the

Royal Castle

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sheesh this is gonna be harder than I

thought

it's a good thing I used to be a spy he

was a French Resistance

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follow me

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Army Pierre

um I hope you know what you're doing

yeah

step aside one potato two potato three

potato four five potatoes

oh well

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[Applause]

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sorry I took you long enough your

majesties we must find the princess I

think she's in there

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we've gotta hurry before the bad fairy

Catches Us

ah

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yeah

beautiful than before

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what are you kids doing here well we

were telling piggy the story of Sleeping

Beauty on the walkie-talkie Nanny yeah

and Prince Charming has to kiss princess

piggy or she'll sleep forever but kids

if the prince kisses the princess he

might catch chicken pox

but I suppose it would be all right if

the prince blew the princess a kiss yes

he

is better than nothing

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here

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[Applause]

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my hero

and now let's all that Sleeping Beauty

get some real rest

you know I'm really proud of you kids I

saw a great present you made for Piggy

Gonzo

I'm just kidding Mammy

no no no no no no

no

no no no no no no no

thank you

hello

oh yes they're right here

it's for you

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