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05x13 - Bug-Busting Babies

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Muppet Babies". Aired: September 15, 1984 – November 2, 1991.*
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Series stars Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Scooter, Skeeter, Rowlf the Dog, and Gonzo as the main characters in their baby counterparts.

05x13 - Bug-Busting Babies

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baby baby

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I've got my computer

is everything all right in here

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all right

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[Applause]

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you'll be perfect

nice going Gonzo

yeah I gotta finish washing these

windows I don't think it's gonna happen

why not because that meteor is any right

for this building

okay

foreign

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don't know how to play it

game I don't know how to play wrong

something's wrong with my computer it's

never done this before sorry

nobody said it was sis

well maybe you should just turn it off

and start the game over are you kidding

it took me seven hours to get this far

if I turn it off I'll have to do that

all again scooter is there anything that

we can do I don't think so Kermit I'll

just have to figure this one out myself

well let us know if you need us

well I guess we should check all the

connections

we'll return to the sports spectacular

in a moment

computers

once these Buzz get into a computer they

multiply very rapidly and keep the

computer's database causing a medium and

serious computer problems so far

scientists have no solution to this

difficult situation

I just don't get it Gonzo it's all

hooked up properly maybe it's got a bug

yeah the man on TV just said that bugs

are getting into computers all over the

world they are uh-huh

I don't see any bugs in there scooters

I guess so piggy gee if it's sick maybe

it should go to a hospital

yes

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um may I help you she's not feeling very

good gosh I'm sorry to hear that uh what

seems to be the problem well she can't

seem to remember anything yeah and she

keeps coming up with weird numbers

sharing lots of memory and flashes of

arithmetic open your mouth say ah

well I don't know what to tell you she

looks fine to me thank you

she looks fine she's not the patient

what

why didn't you say something

I'll see you okay right

this way

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foreign

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oh there you are Mr Fuzzy I think it's

time for your nap now oh okay Dr Rob

thanks for letting me play with these

guys bye-bye

the comedian has nightmares about

tomatoes weird I'll say we need your

help Dr Roth my computer's awfully sick

see

it doesn't look good

computer I can't figure it out oh it's

no use we're never gonna untangle this

mystery

this song You Don't Need a Doctor you

need a detective

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it was just another morning in the city

that never takes a nap

little did she know that she was about

to begin the strangest Taste of her

record-breaking career

that's a long walk

hey bacon what's shaking guys

foreign

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okay sorry

not you

huh you know you're beautiful when

you're angry I must be getting this

gorgeous

oh yeah

okay

oh hi okay

um how long does this usually take

you well I um something's wrong with my

computer

repair shop

well it's not that

not fancy it's not broken I think

there's a bug in it

you've come to the right

now I have he has

to get some Bob who are you gonna call

um

[Applause]

Rory

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[Applause]

enough

foreign

thank you

glad to see me

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the bear now a struggling comedian whose

jokes welcome to everyone are you sure

this is the right place Kermit well

Yep this is the place hi Kermit hi Gonzo

hey if this is Halloween can I see the

Great Pumpkin

yeah

oh well what do we do first dinosaur

first we're going inside your computer

scooter we are and how are we gonna get

Bears Mr Blockbuster

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relax

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everybody else

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um

I don't know anything about computers

well I do let's go find that building

for my computer Spy game here good right

here come on you guys get in the van

but this isn't a van Gonzo this is just

the old box we were male you're in

I can't believe I just said that can you

okay all right

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yeah we're getting tired of being wheels

and a motor and I'm thirsty thank you

hi

hi boy that's a winning combination

let's see hey turn in there Gonzo it's a

disc drive through

oh okay

may I take your order please

a glass of water checks anything else

well uh now that you mention it with

like some more Wheels a motor some fuel

so you can't order that kind of stuff

that I drive through would you like

dessert with that order oh thanks

please pull forward

hello

no like this computer stuff

where is it coming from

radar and let's find out okay

oh boy

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I don't see him oh wow that's the

biggest bug I've ever seen what do you

say well I've been thinking about all

this and oh

shh can you imagine what would happen if

these people thought

Farmers Gonzo

you're scared just like everyone else in

this groovy town

he's going

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okay man now remember the plan we only

have enough blasting energy

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oh boy

oh sorry I said do you want to hear a

joke okay here goes what did one

c*ck say to the other give up he

said get out of here you bug me get it

this is a tough crowd considering

there's only one of you

and Shout without further delay let me

present the great magicians Gonzo

hey

everybody

hi kids what are we celebrating we

captured the bug that was messing up

Scooter's computer Nanny yeah

oh my this is a big bug but not the kind

that would bother Scooter's computer

you're right nanny

what do you mean scooter well I figured

it out when we were bug busting

this is what messed up my computer

that's not a bug that's a beach ball

scooter I know but when skater bounced

it over here it must have hit some keys

on the keyboard which tells the computer

to do something

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sis

a game remember

forgot it has a secret code which turns

off the keyboard and makes it look

messed up like this how

so no other spies can check on what

you're doing or accidentally mess you up

when you're away from your computer

no don't do it you just pressed these

three buttons at the same time

now I'm ready to begin the final level

of my Pathway to becoming a spine what

do you get to be now a janitor how did

you know

bug Nanny well piggy I'm sure he'll be a

lot happier outside where he belongs to

isn't that right Mr Beetle

Mr Bill

gosh Nanny knows everybody in this

neighborhood

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thank you

fine by yourself

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