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06x01 - This Old Nursery

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Muppet Babies". Aired: September 15, 1984 – November 2, 1991.*
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Series stars Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Scooter, Skeeter, Rowlf the Dog, and Gonzo as the main characters in their baby counterparts.

06x01 - This Old Nursery

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is everything all right in here

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thank you

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and weights

doing condo I don't know but my hands

are getting tired listen you just

guess what

oh just throw it yeah

okay huh

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oh

you're supposed to run I don't have to

run a cruise

what our Builder Kermit runs back back

he jumps I got it I got it

what a great huh okay what do you call

that hey got it I don't believe it

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and now we're gonna get it look

oh my what happened are you kids all

right

um we're okay near me but I uh I don't

think the wall is well thank goodness no

one was hurt why this

is

Rob what is it why it's an old cookie

tiny

oh I'm sure there are no cookies in here

animal well something's in it

well you're right piggy

Kermit you and Rob hold the bottom I'll

pull on the top

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hey what's our whistle stuff and who are

these funny people boy what planet are

they from Nanny kids look these pictures

were taken right in this room they were

whoa it is the nursery but so oh you

know I think this box is a time capsule

old pictures of things left by the

people who lived here a long time

so we'd find them and know what their

life was like

you mean somebody lived here before us

oh yes lots of people really

my my

Shirley Temple who she

she was a big movie star that all little

girls wanted to be just like even

girl who lived right here in the nursery

see gee oh my look at the time I better

go call the repairman so we can get the

wall fixed

gee Nancy Temple that's surely okay

Nancy Shirley whatever

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how will I ever be come a star if no one

knows how adorable I am Hello friends

there's an adorable little babies

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oh it's the radio not much to look at

huh

and now the Velvet vocal cords have

Skeeters I love I love you little song

dude

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you'll beat your chairs so without

further adoles

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oh

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whatever tonight

okay okay

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is she bad or what Excuse Me Miss spotty

pants but I just happen to be singing

like this on purpose so you can have

your big chance remember me

Skeeters can handle seems to have lost

your voice will she ever sing again when

we find someone to take her place some

young adorable singer out there who can

hurry down to the studio and hopefully

have their own transportation

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oh

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yeah boys

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um excuse me piggy but the Old Clock on

the wall says we're out of time

the time

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that one word was enough your fans have

spoken they want you to come back next

week but too bad you can't come back

can't come back

because in the last two minutes you've

become so popular you're going to

Hollywood Piggy

sheesh

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thank you

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we're pretending to be the first people

who ever lived in the nursery you know

the ones in that time collapsible no

that's Time Capsule fuzzy and those

weren't the first people lots of people

lived here before that they did I told

the repairman about the Time Capsule we

found and he says he knows all about

this house maybe when he gets here he

can tell you more about the people who

lived here

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what are you looking for Gonzo maybe

some other

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of all time

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so would you please not eat with your

mouth open

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monkey brains

that holder outside before you ruin the

nursery

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this is ridiculous now we're gonna play

caveman charade

guacamole what

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okay roll over

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two hits

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I never could resist the game of

Charades no matter how stupid

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that can't be right

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that was gonna be my next guess

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good

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pounds go and bring the little guy back

hey

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Google

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something tells me I better get moving

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all right

now

oh boy

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living in a cave

playing with toys

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we don't use words

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we sleep on rocks and twigs we wrap

ourselves

dinosaurs

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come on out kids there's someone I want

you to meet

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this is Mr Johnson the repair man he's

here to fix the hole in the wall hi kids

how are you well that's a nice meat oh

you made there Kermit

um drinks it's his first one here sheesh

well the first thing we'll have to do is

take out the broken part of the wall and

say what's this what's wrong oh boy

another time spatula

not exactly but I'd say somebody left

this behind a long time ago it looks

like a key gosh it sure is Big yep and

old too can I see it

gee this looks like the kind Benjamin

Franklin has in my picture book

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scooter scoot him in Franklin what are

you doing

um inventing electricity Electric

ity

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huh what are you making piggy Ross just

just well

yes and it's supposed to be red white

and blue

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oh my friends are here

we're shining the Declaration of

Independence today we are

all right Kermit Washington hi

scooterman phew where am I bushed mind

if I take a nap sure go ahead oh goody

now we can say Kermit Washington slept

here sheesh

how are you hey bear Ham Lincoln say

nice place you got here scooter man sure

beats My Old Log Cabin hi Elvis Rolf

Elvis hey Scooter man say how long

before you invent electricity so I can

plug in my guitar

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see it's just not the same wait a minute

and of Independence they didn't

no well these are the only famous

Americans we could think of right guys

right

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foreign

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oh this isn't right at all now he

notices

I know I'm off to Las Vegas

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I think I'll go sleep somewhere where

it's a little quieter hey what about the

Declaration of Independence we forgot

you're seeing it sign what scooter oh

sign up for a little league baseball her

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phew we are solid building this one

seems like it's been here since before

the flood I reckon

well kids are you having fun watching Mr

Johnson

he works hard now these youngsters tell

the darndest stories sometimes I forget

what I'm doing

I see maybe you kid should play

somewhere else so Mr Johnson can get his

work done

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yeah it's so old and little gosh it's

sure raining loud

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hey look at these tools they must be

ancient yeah I know I wonder who they

belong to

Mr Johnson said the house is as old as

the flood maybe they belong to North

who are you my name must be Noah

what's open about oh I'm building as an

artist building as an artist

what do you mean us I mean you're

talking funny that's how they talked in

olden times piggy it is

ask me it sounds

hey how's the art coming Noah need some

help no there be if only one hammer

Noah

and bring us back two of everything

hmm maybe it would be too late to say

with everything

go forth and collect US tour of every

toy and bring us them back to the ark

there's only one Camilla and one whoopee

cushion okay okay bring us what you can

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this one

you can see it that again

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I can't find if I will be Cushing

there it is it

use your computer scooter have you seen

my piano

there it is

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have we forgotten us anything nope no

um are you sure are we missing somebody

the flood what flood from the rain near

me

well it looks like it stopped raining

Kermit yes

uh-huh the sun is out yeah

and Mr Johnson is just about done with

the wall downstairs the hole is almost

fixed gee Nanny maybe we should make our

own time c*ck spaniel huh why fuzzy

that's a wonderful idea why don't you

kids pick out some special things and

we'll put them back in the wall then

someday whoever finds them can know

something about you

yeah

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we know boy is this gonna be great or

what I'll say

those kids about ready sounds like it to

me

hi kids where's the stuff for the Time

Capsule

oh my I think you brought too much kids

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now what do we do I know I'll take a

picture of you with all this stuff and

we'll put that in the Time Capsule okay

kids stand together and hold up your

stuff I want to be next to you sis

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say cheese cheese

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Burger

foreign

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foreign

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