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06x03 - Six-to-Eight Weeks

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Muppet Babies". Aired: September 15, 1984 – November 2, 1991.*
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Series stars Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Scooter, Skeeter, Rowlf the Dog, and Gonzo as the main characters in their baby counterparts.

06x03 - Six-to-Eight Weeks

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happy babies

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I

love great jokes

I've got my computer

is everything all right in here

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[Applause]

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gosh there's nothing out there but a

bunch of outside stuff

wait there's something I better signal

wrong

cut it out Scooter I Got It

message for Mr animal raw me Mr animal

telegram for Mr animal mean that's okay

it's not a reading telegram it's a

singing telegram

Rah Mrs Mailman is coming scooters are

on the line so move real quick and pass

this message on hurry up

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oh I gotta tell the others

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you guys here she comes here she comes

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together

[Laughter]

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oh my are you kids all right yes all

right it's just that we thought you were

the mail lady Nanny again

well scooter said he saw her from the

nursery window I guess maybe I better

clean my glasses huh false alarm

sorry nanny

I certainly hope that package comes soon

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I wonder what they do with all those Box

Tops anyway hey maybe they have a

million boxes without tops already and

they need icons to close those boxes so

they can sell them to other kids like us

who save the tops and send them back

again so the people can cover more boxes

and sell them to even more kids you know

it's kind of scary but I think I almost

understood that don't be ridiculous

everybody knows that all those Box Tops

get sent to the world box top Trade

Center where they're traded by all the

big time

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at the end of the day

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I guess the second word for today is box

stop yeah

hey maybe it's the playhouse

hooray

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what does it look like is it really big

um well it's just an old ice cream truck

I'll scream I'll scream

ice cream wow maybe our playhouse is an

igloo you know one of those houses made

of ice but that doesn't cost

keep it in the refrigerator you guys no

way we'll just have to turn the Heatwave

down in the nursery and wear heavy cut

icles

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there is no playhouse in the ice cream

truck the mail lady has to bring our

playhouse in the mail remember

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gee but how is she gonna carry a great

big Igloo all by herself huh I got it

she's just gonna bring us a bunch of

water yeah and we'll have to freeze it

into ice cubes and build the igloo

ourselves oh wow

wait a minute you guys I think Kermit's

wrong about the signal thing the picture

doesn't look anything like an igloo yeah

that's right what's the big idea Kermit

I know it's not an igloo okay then why

did you tell us it was

you see

I'll never mention the word Igloo again

ever

gosh what if our playhouse

is for the male lady to carry

ing our truck well the house is too big

to come in a truck I know maybe it'll

come in pieces and then we'll have to

put it together ourselves do you think

so Kermit well look maybe come on we

better get our tools yeah good idea

foreign

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[Applause]

I'll never get bored get it wood board

waka waka waka oh I'm so funny I plore

me Kermit Kermit over here fuzzy you

just floored me too hello hi animal

let's get ourselves I

ice cubes piggy I told you the playhouse

isn't an igloo we don't need ice cubes

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how's it coming piggy no problems eaters

I think I need a new job yes but not a

new paint job

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oh boy this is

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what what are you doing

wallpaper doesn't go on the outside are

you sure are you sure

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I'm probably over here

what are you doing

okay Kermit I'm all done what did you do

scooter just press the doorbell well

okay

if that's not right what was your first

clue press the button and shut it off

would you

get with me sorry huh Chi animal is

somebody up there

hey be careful would you

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virus

how does he do that hey Kermit I think I

got the doorbell figured out

foreign

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hello again animals

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where is it sorry kids that was just Mrs

Carruthers ringing the bell she needed

to borrow some butter

gee Nanny do you think the playhouse

will ever get here well Ralph the ad did

say it would take six to eight weeks 68

weeks oh no this is awful I'll be about

a million years old by then and then

it'll be about a million and ten not 68

weeks farzy six two eight weeks sometime

between six and eight weeks Ah that's

better I'll only be about a hundred by

then gee Nanny according to my computer

it's already been eight weeks well then

maybe it will get here today kids now

that you're here how about some lunch

it'll be here today

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please let it get here today

it seems like we've been waiting forever

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[Applause]

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energy

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well then shorter

I can't take it anymore

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pretty dramatic isn't it

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will be here already

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airplane

games Wheels oh brother

where are we we're in the future pity my

sweet and this is our playhouse

if this is the future I'm never growing

up let's get out of here certainly right

after we have a little lunch lunch

in the future is lunch like I've never

seen it before

yes sir yes

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pretty romantic isn't it

may I take your order sir

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please

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[Applause]

my favorite

gross me out ah I don't think you should

have said that piggy and why not cause

in this kitchen

you always get what you asked

yes

I

probably shouldn't have said that

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I think it's here someone's at the door

huh oh yeah let's go

hurry

[Applause]

nice day

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okay kids back into the nursery it's nap

time

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don't worry I promise I'll let you know

the minute the mail gets here

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gosh the playhouse sure looks scary with

this flashlight geez Peter what if it's

haunted with ghosts and stuff oh

we need huh I yeah neat

hey what's wrong with you guys we're

supposed to be taking a nap we were just

talking about our haunted Playhouse

haunted Playhouse that's crazy it's a

playhouse not a haunted house

see this house is in haunted Rob

are you sure about that scooter sure

sure come

on come on let's go inside

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look at this place cool I told you it

was great

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foreign

oh that's just Skeeter fooling around

she doesn't scare you does she

scare me heck no I am

Peter I am

my Playhouse and I'm going to escape

can't scare us Skittle moose that's

juice

whatever you still can't scare us

because we don't believe in you oh yeah

do you believe this yeah

I don't know scooter that looks pretty

scary to me not me well how about this

oh yeah

come on Wolf you're scared stiff for

around a train set

hey what's going on

I think we're inside the toy train

hey we're moving yeah

who's driving this thing anyway

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[Applause]

oh scooter look the bridge is out and

the Train's headed right for it let's

get out of here

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whoa that was close what's going on I

don't know

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who cares let's just get out of here

good idea

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hey we're Charlie Nori Skeeter yeah

what's that big idea Skeeter thinks our

playhouse is gonna be haunted by some

silly looking ghost named screw loose

not screw those scooters

come on you guys that Playhouse won't be

haunted it's gonna be a fun house not a

scary house hey maybe it should be a

clubhouse

a clubhouse that's a great idea fuzzy

fuzzy had a good idea yeah it'll be

great the fuzzy bear Club

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comment your name scanner

scooter

Oh No Kermit gosh

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I'm great this is awful

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yes thanks animal

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hey everybody it's time

for our fuzzy bear cartoon

hello everybody and I got some great

jokes for you are you ready

to get out of here

well I hate when this happens hey

where'd everybody go

hey do you want to hear my jokes they're

really funny wait don't leave hey want

to see my rubber chicken no no no no no

no no

okay then what does a chicken wear red

suspenders

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where are you

doing

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hey this is funny yeah get me out of

here

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hey everybody you know what time it is

time to get a new Beanie nope

nope time for today's special guest all

right really come on let's go eat her

come on

the pocket

oh my

oh

hi nanny what's new your package just

came oh that's nice you did yeah

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I can't wait to see it here it is come

on everybody let's take it to the

nursery

okay guys let's get to work

hi kids

that sure was a small package I hope you

kids aren't disappointed with your

Playhouse are you kidding

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oh my it is beautiful yeah all you need

is a little imagination not too bad for

a nickel in 25 Box Tops or Nanny

oh Kermit

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thank you

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whatever that means

that was the greatest idea for a

clubhouse

Playhouse

Furniture don't be silly Furniture can't

talk why don't you try talking shoes at

least they have tongues

shoes

thank you